When Huang Wanyuan and Gao Ming walked in front of Zhang Peng and his group, the pride in Zhang Peng's heart could not be described in words.

n minutes ago, Zhang Peng, Guo Xixian and Ai Jing went to this Internet café, and when they sat down next to Wu Yingda and his group, Zhang Peng found that Wu Yingda was watching a very obscene forum that the two of them often visit.

This forum often has some extremely dirty questions and extremely obscene jokes.

As soon as he saw that other people were either catching and fighting, or when they were doing hand speed training or research and major exchanges, they found their weaknesses in surname training, but when Wu Yingda was watching the forum, Zhang Peng couldn't help but pat Wu Yingda a little strangely and said, "Brother Da, isn't it, aren't you in a bad state?" Why don't you hurry up and practice more, and still play this. ”

"If you practice more, you have to pay attention to the combination of work and rest." Wu Yingda said: "I practiced a little late yesterday, and I didn't sleep when I went back to squeeze for a while, and I felt tired after practicing for a while, so relax." I'm not like you, I'm as energetic as a salted egg superman. ”

"I'm young, of course I'm energetic, how can I look like Da Ge, you're old." After Zhang Peng smiled, he leaned up to look at it with great interest and said, "Brother Da, what are you looking at?" ”

"See for yourself." Wu Yingda clicked on the computer screen. Zhang Peng went up to take a look and found that Wu Yingda was looking at a multiple-choice question: How big is an average adult elephant? A: 1 ton weight; b: 2 tons of weight; c: 3 tons of weight; d: 4 tons of weight; E: 5 tons of weight; f: 6 tons.

"Damn, that's pretty too." Zhang Peng couldn't help but say, "Da Ge, you see this is too boring." ”

"Boring, you know what it is."

Zhang Peng thought for a while and said, "It seems to be C." ”

"I can't stop watching." Wu Yingda said, "I think it should be at least F." ”

“f？” Zhang Peng immediately shook his head and said, "How can it be so big." I've seen it, and the most I have seen is d. ”

"Have you seen it?" Wu Yingda said, "You've seen it all!" Zhang Peng, you're very strong. ”

"There's nothing to see." After Zhang Peng smiled, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he clicked on a post and said, this post is still fun.

"Which one?"

"That's it. A conversation to guess what the boys and girls in our dorm often do. Zhang Peng read it, "'It's time to pull it out, it's so loud', 'Keep plugging it in, the water hasn't come out yet.'" It's already hot in there, and it's easy to break if you keep plugging it in. "Ah, it's squirting much better, and the screams are getting louder and louder, and if you plug it in again, it's going to break, and you still don't pull it out?!" ”

"This..."Wu Yingda was thinking. Suddenly, a beautiful woman stood up on the opposite seat, and pointed at Zhang Peng extremely angrily and said, "Shameless! Pervert! ”

"Huh?" Zhang Peng was a little dumbfounded all of a sudden, and it was Chen Ran who stood up on the opposite seat.

***

Chen Ran was so angry that he vomited blood. In fact, when Wu Yingda and her group came, she was already nesting here. It's just that because her location is relatively far behind, and the seats in this Internet café are separated by a block like many office offices, Wu Yingda and the books group didn't notice her. As soon as she saw that the CUHK group didn't notice her, she quietly nested and wanted to see what kind of plane the CUHK group was doing. Maybe you can still hear their insidious plots, and when the time comes, tell their opponents directly about their plots or something, and let them be dealt with!

Chen Ran secretly harbored with such an idea, and what made her even more proud was that she found that a group of people from CUHK happened to open a row of cameras opposite her. Now I can really hear the muttering of a group of people. And just when she was thinking about why Zhang Peng, a dirty guy, was not there, she soon saw Zhang Peng come in with Ai Jing and Guo Xixiao. As soon as he saw Zhang Peng and the two beauties coming in together, Chen Ran was a little angry and a little stunned at the same time, he thought, could it be that he lives with the two women?

It's so dirty!

When Chen Ran was stunned and thinking, she suddenly found that Zhang Peng seemed to have glanced at herself, so she immediately leaned forward with a weak heart, and let the lattice of the camera block half of her body.

Chen Ran felt as if Zhang Peng hadn't found himself, but he didn't expect that after Zhang Peng sat down in the opposite seat from him, he was telling Wu Yingda whether he was a C cup, or F or D, and Zhang Peng actually said that he had seen it! And he said such dirty things, saying what to guess what boys and girls often do. It must be this despicable and filthy guy who has obviously seen himself, but he deliberately pretended not to see it, and then deliberately said this to tease himself!

***

Zhang Peng saw Chen Ran's eyes blackened with anger and stood up and lit himself, and after being dumbfounded for a while, he immediately sweated profusely.

In fact, just now he just found that there seemed to be a beautiful woman with a hot figure over there, but he didn't find out that it was Chen Ran, and now Chen Ran's words made Zhang Peng react, she thought that she and Wu Yingda were talking about her breasts or something. So after a burst of sweating, Zhang Peng immediately explained, "I'm sorry, I think you may have misunderstood, just now C, F, or something, but we are doing a multiple-choice question." ”

"Multiple choice?" Chen Ran was so angry that she was almost speechless, she pointed at Zhang Peng and said, "Then what did you say just now?" So what? After a pause, she glanced at Zhang Peng, Guo Xixian and Ai Jing with disdain, "That's what you often do!" Bored! Pervert! ”

"You're ghostly." Guo Xixian is not a master to be messed with, as soon as he saw Chen Ran stand up with a snort, Guo Xixian was also taken aback, but after recovering from the surprise, Guo Xixian returned to his true colors, and gave Chen Ran a blank look, "What do we say about you, but what do you want to do by hiding there alone?" ”

"That's right." As soon as Guo said this, Zhang Peng also returned to his usual true color, looked at Chen Ran and smiled, "What are you hiding there to do?" Do you want to eavesdrop on our tactics or something? ”

"Who said I was hiding here?" Chen Ran was told that the ghost idea in the center was a little weak, but she still immediately said stiffly, "I came here first, okay, why don't you say that you secretly hid opposite me?" What kind of dirty riddle are you going to say, hide in the room and say okay, what, I'm afraid I'll hear it here? ”

"What a filth." Zhang Pengniu patted Wu Yingda beside him, "Brother Da, have you thought of the answer, tell her if you think of it." ”

"I thought of it." Wu Yingda nodded and said, "The answer should be to boil water quickly with heat." ”

"'It's time to pull it out, it's so loud,' 'Keep plugging it in, the water hasn't come out yet.'" It's already hot in there, and it's easy to break if you keep plugging it in. "Ah, it's squirting much better, and the screams are getting louder and louder, and if you plug it in again, it's going to break, and you still don't pull it out?!" ……”

This boy and girl often do something, is it hot and boils water?

Chen Ran was a little dumbfounded all of a sudden.

"Huh?" At this time, Books scratched his head embarrassedly and said, "I thought it was that and that." ”

"That's your own filth. I think it's crooked! Zhang Peng looked at Chen Ran hehe, "What, you want to be crooked too?" ”

"I...!" Chen Ran looked at the way a group of people were stealing fun, and they were almost stunned. She felt that if she stayed here for another second, she would be by Zhang Peng. So she glared at Zhang Peng fiercely, and decided not to talk to this animal, ready to flash people, but just turned around, she felt that it was too depressed to leave like this, just in her mind, thinking of a dirty riddle, she immediately turned around, looked at Zhang Peng and Wu Yingda with disdain and said, "Don't you like to guess or something, I'll guess one for you." ”

"Guessing a riddle?"

"Listen up." Chen Ran looked at Zhang Peng and said, "The palm is big, fluffy, and there is a black hole in the middle, what do you say." ”

"Huh?" As soon as they heard Chen Ran say this, Books and the other people suddenly blushed a little and their hearts jumped, thinking to themselves how could this extremely hot mm come up with such a riddle. Doesn't this show that tempts people to sin!

"Haha!" But at this time, Zhang Peng laughed and said, "It's not simple, but if I tell you the mystery, it also seems that Da Ge and I are too unqualified." In this way, I also have a mystery that is somewhat similar to yours, you might as well guess it too, if you guess my riddle, your riddle will be almost the same. My riddle is, nine inches long, hard ground, and we are close to each other......"

"I'm going to die!" As soon as he heard Zhang Peng say this, Guo Xi's face turned red all of a sudden, thinking that this guy actually came up with such a riddle. And Books and a few other people also looked at Zhang Peng in disbelief, thinking Zhang Peng, you can do it, you can figure out the answer to such a rogue riddle.

"You! Rogue! As soon as Chen Ran heard Zhang Peng say this, he immediately shouted.

"Hooligans, where am I hooligans?" Zhang Peng said, "Isn't my mystery similar to yours?" ”

"My mystery is cow ears." Chen Ran despised Zhang Peng with great pride and said, "What's your mystery?" ”

Zhang Peng smiled, patted Wu Yingda and said, "My riddle is the horns." ”

"Bang dang", Books and the others almost fell to the ground.