“books~~”。

I don't know when I sleep in spring, I hear birds crying everywhere, and I make a **** sound all night, and the virgin becomes a sister-in-law... It's been a month or two since school started, and it's been more than n days since books and a group of people shouted obscenely at Zhang Peng that night that you want to sleep. Time is as fast as flowing water, and all of a sudden it is from winter to spring. Spring is sleepy and autumn is lacking, spring feels very sleepy, this day Books carried two buns from the cafeteria yawned and walked out, and when he walked to Wu Yingda's nest with ACUP, he was still sleepy-eyed, and at this time, they were stopped by the "first drop of blood".

"The first drop of blood" is a livestock in the class next door to books, when it comes to the first drop of blood, most people will think of the muscular Stallone, because this first drop of blood series is Stallone's famous work, but the livestock in the next class of books is thin, the reason why he has such a nickname is because this animal loves to play dota, but the level and the thief stinks, every time he hits, he hangs up the first one, and sends a blood out, so over time there is such a nickname.

Watching Books and ACUP walk in the direction of Wu Yingda's nest, that is, the graduate dormitory building, after the first drop of blood greeted Books, he said to Books and ACUP, "Why are you two going over there, don't you have classes right away?" ”

"You can't run away if you have a class." Books shook his head very sharply, "We don't have to pay for the Internet café to get on the plane, can't we skip two classes?" ”

Books was a bit of a bandit bully when he said this, but Books wasn't bragging. Originally, the CUHK varsity team has become more and more famous, but now that Zhang Peng has become Zhang 2 billion, this group of CUHK varsity team has become even more famous. Now several Internet cafes near CUHK, such as books and others, don't charge them money, because celebrities, please don't necessarily invite them, do you have to charge them money when you come to the Internet.

Books is now in my senior year. Isn't it normal for a senior to skip class?

But when he heard Books say this, the first drop of blood immediately shook his head and said, "Books, don't you know that this chemical system and analog control have changed teachers?" ”

"Changed teachers?" Books and ACUP were a little dumbfounded, "Aren't you an old hairy man?" ”

"Lao Maotou also arrived early, he was originally retained in the department, and it is said that his health is not good, so a professor who is a few years younger than him was transferred from the South Campus." First Blood looked at Books and Acup and said, "You must not know, if you are still an old hairy man, why am I calling you." It is said that this professor is quite troublesome. ”

"Holy! Lao Maotou will persist for a year, and it will not work until we graduate. Books and ACUP were depressed when they heard this. Because the old professor with the nickname of Lao Maotou is a well-known good teacher in the Department of Chemical Engineering, basically he doesn't point to it, and he doesn't care how many people there are, even if he takes care of his class, he will also give a key point before the exam. No matter how few people listen to his class, he is also calm, sometimes if there is a ball game or something at night, his class is one or two in the morning, there are only ** people in his class, and he will not be angry, books and acup are because it is his class, so he decided to skip class in the morning to go to Wu Yingda to fool around. But I didn't expect it to be a different person now.

Books and Acup looked at each other for a moment, then lowered their heads together and turned around slowly.

The new official has three fires in office, and if the new person is not a good person, he will be provoked in the first class, and the result may be very miserable.

"Damn, don't you want to be so exaggerated."

As soon as they arrived at the classroom in the department building, the three of them couldn't help but scream as soon as they arrived at the department building and the first drop of blood. Several back rows of the entire classroom were occupied by all kinds of livestock.

"It's been a long time."

"What have you been up to these last few days?"

"Hey, you're here too."

“…”

Many of these animals of all kinds have not seen each other for n days, and many of them are masters of skipping classes, but now they are all gathered here.

Books and ACUP really had no choice but to sit in the middle with the first drop of blood.

"Isn't it, a very kind old man, how can you say that it is very troublesome?"

N minutes later, both Books and Acup asked the first drop of blood in confusion.

The first drop of blood was also confused. Because after class time came, the professor who came in looked similar to Lao Maotou's appearance, wearing thick glasses, and looked very kind, and he didn't even click on it.

Basically, the animals who have been in the middle of the big mix for a long time are estimated to have the ability to look at the appearance, to know what a person's temper and surname are, it may not be obvious from the appearance alone, but from the tone and momentum of his speech, you can basically guess one or two. And the current old professor really looks like a good old man.

"Eggplant~~, maybe the rumors are wrong. I knew we were going to hang out with. Books and Acup immediately made a gesture of disdain to First Blood when they heard First Blood say that.

"So-and-so, please get up and answer the question."

But after a few minutes, Books and ACUP discovered that the old professor had a hobby, that is, he liked to look at the roster and call people up to answer questions.

You must know that only one-fifth of the people in a classroom listen carefully at most, and it is estimated that only one-fifth of the one-fifth people can fully understand. This is a question that people ask, how can ordinary people ask it?

Don't call me, don't call me.

As soon as he found out, Books prayed in his heart. But what made Books extremely depressed was that the old professor called him and asked him to answer the question. Books didn't listen to the class at all, how could he answer this, so he immediately said very cleverly in his seat, "Report to the teacher, he was not feeling well today, went to the infirmary, and did not come to class." ”

"Oh." The old professor pushed the lens, looked at the books and said, "Then why doesn't he ask for leave in advance, you tell him to ask for leave in advance next time, and besides, he can't understand this class after pulling it down, you ask him to come to my office at two o'clock in the afternoon, and I will talk to him." ”

Books was dumbfounded when he heard this.

But that's not all, after the old professor finished speaking, he clicked on the books and said, "If he is not there, then you can answer this question." ”

Books could only stand up speechlessly, "Honestly no. ”

"None of these questions? It's that simple. The old professor said, "Then you can come to my office with him in the afternoon, and I will talk to you again." ”

When Books heard the old professor's words, his eyes suddenly darkened, and he even wanted to die.

"Haha!" By the time Books sat down, the first drop of blood was suffocating and laughing. "Now you know that the rumors are true, where is this professor difficult?"

"Damn it, you can accompany me to his office in the afternoon." Books said to First Blood in a depressed voice.

Hearing the first drop of blood say this, he immediately shook his hand and said I'm not professional in this matter, so you might as well invite someone else.

"You have to be responsible if you are not professional." Books said depressedly, "If you hadn't called us, I would have been called by him to answer the question, and then I would have gone to his office in the afternoon to listen to the class." It's good now, TMD I'll have to find another person to pretend to be myself, what do you call it? ”

"I'm kind, I can't be kind enough to call you, I'm responsible for something."

"You're not responsible, who's responsible. Besides, this Jianghu is in an emergency, and it would be too unrighteous for you not to help me. ”

"Come on, books, don't you still have an acup, you can just let me go." First Blood said, "Otherwise, I'm telling you a rumor, you're going to be interested." ”

"What's so interesting about the rumors? Let's start with that. ”

"It's the beauty of the industrial and commercial institute, the one who has a problem with her eyes..."

Books was stunned, "What's wrong with her?" ”

The first drop of blood didn't notice the change in Books' expression at all, and he continued, "No, it is said that she had surgery in Shanghai, and the operation was quite successful, and she recovered in the past few months, and she had already returned to CUHK to attend classes a few days ago." ”

Returning to CUHK?

She's already back to class? It's just that I haven't met her myself.

For a while, I didn't know what kind of mood I was feeling.

At this point, the first drop of blood continued. "It is said that the boy who donated to her also found out who it is.,It's a man who has always had a crush on her in their industrial and commercial institute.,I've seen it.,It's not very good.,It's just like you.,Now it's said that the industrial and commercial institute mm and the man are very good.,Maybe it's done.。

After the first drop of blood was finished, he smiled at Books, because he felt that with his understanding of Books, Books would definitely say "Damn, you slut" when he heard him say that he didn't look good, just like him. But what the first drop of blood didn't expect was that with a "whoosh", Books stood up all of a sudden and shouted, "They were mistaken, it's not him!" ”

The whole classroom suddenly fell silent. All the animals, including the amiable old professor, looked at Books in amazement. After a few seconds, the old professor reprimanded: "This classmate, what's the matter with you. ”

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