Chapter 42: Stupidity is innate
(Thanks for the tip of the decent slipper wolf)......
There are many unexplained mysteries in this society, and the ancient tradition of transformation is also spread in today's society.
The most common is the fortune teller, who can be seen on the street, on the overpass, in the subway, ...... in the subway.
In ancient times, fortune tellers needed to memorize the five elements of Nayin, but today's fortune tellers ignore these, and even if some of them can read the five elements, they can't remember them completely.
Gu Bingqian has never believed in fortune telling, let alone predictions.
At this moment, Gu Bingqian was shocked by Chen Yang, if she didn't know that Chen Yang was a doctor, she would really think that Chen Yang was a fortune teller with extremely accurate fortune telling, and at that time, Gu Bingqian would really let Chen Yang count once.
Xu Feifei and her father were outside, and once the door was opened, the matter would be revealed.
Gu Bingqian's forehead was oozing with sweat, thanks to Chen Yang who had just taught Gu Bingqian how to deal with it.
"Dad, I'm taking a shower, I'm getting dressed."
Gu Bingqian hurriedly replied loudly, turned to Chen Yang again, and asked in a low voice, "What should I do?" What to do? ”
"Do you want me to jump off the stairs?" Chen Yang asked.
"What nonsense are you talking about, I don't have time to joke with you, or else, you hide in the bathroom."
"Where to hide? Maybe your dad wants to go to the bathroom, and he will be exposed. Chen Yang said.
"Then under the bed."
"There's no space under this bed, and I wouldn't mind if you could dig out a space for me...... I don't have to think about the cabinet, it's too narrow, I won't shrink the bones. ”
Gu Bingqian sweated anxiously, "What to do, what to do, Dad will definitely know that I lied to him, it'......s over." ”
"Actually, it's not impossible, but you have to promise me a request."
"What a request." Gu Bingqian immediately asked.
"Tell me your secret."
Gu Bingqian bit her lip tightly and nodded vigorously.
Chen Yang laughed and said, "Give me three minutes, and I will disappear in this room." ”
Gu Bingqian saw Chen Yang getting dressed and squatting on the edge of the window.
"What are you doing?"
This is the eighth floor, Gu Bingqian doesn't think it's okay to jump from here.
"Go downstairs, have you ever played freehand rock climbing, compared to freehand rock climbing, it is much easier to get off this hotel, don't forget what you promised me."
"I ......." Gu Bingqian just wanted to stop Chen Yang, but at this moment she heard Gu Liyuan's urging voice from the door, "Bingqian, you can let Xiao Chen open the door." ”
"Ah...... Dad, I'll open the door now. When Gu Bingqian turned her head again, there was no trace of Chen Yang in the window, as if there had never been Chen Yang there.
Gu Bingqian hurriedly opened the door of the room, Xu Renjie and Xu Feifei were standing at the door, Xu Feifei looked at Gu Bingqian vigorously, and her expression was very anxious.
"Where's Xiao Chen?" As soon as Gu Liyuan came in, he said, "Lao Xu wants to take a look." ”
"Ahh......h He received a call from a friend who had just left, saying that his friend had an accident and asked him to help. Gu Bingqian lied.
When Xu Renjie heard this, he shook his head and said, "I thought I would see Bingqian's boyfriend, forget it, I'll see you next time." Xu Renjie turned around and said to Xu Feifei: "Feifei, you kid too, obviously there is nothing to do, you have to call me over, otherwise, you can already see it just now." ”
"Dad, see you later." Xu Feifei didn't see Chen Yang here, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Just when Gu Bingqian thought that things were fooled, Gu Liyuan suddenly asked suspiciously: "Bingqian, aren't you taking a bath, why is your hair very dry?" ”
"I ...... I just wanted to take a shower, Dad, you're here. ”
Xu Renjie didn't mind, and said with a smile: "It's not too late for this day, let's rest early." ”
Gu Liyuan said: "Lao Xu, don't leave at night, just stay in my room, let's have a good chat, I haven't seen each other for a few days." ”
Gu Liyuan and Xu Renjie left the room, Xu Feifei closed the door of the room and let out a long breath, "Cousin, you too, why did you turn off the phone after calling me, I couldn't find a reason to stop my father, and I didn't answer when I called you, but I was in a hurry." ”
"My phone is out of battery, you can call Chen Yang."
"Oops, I forgot about that." Xu Feifei patted her head and said, "I'm so stupid, why didn't I think of calling that bastard, I'm stupid." ”
"Let Chen Yang guess again." Gu Bingqian sat on the bed, and the strength in her body seemed to be drained.
"What did you guess again?" Xu Feifei asked.
"He said you are stupid, how could you think of calling him, I didn't believe it at first, now ...... Feifei, where are you going? ”
"I'm looking for that bastard." Xu Feifei shouted angrily, "You really treat me as a bully, where am I stupid." ”
"Well, you just said you were stupid." Gu Bingqian muttered.
“……。” ……
Wearing a suit and climbing down from the eighth floor of the hotel, this scene attracted the attention of some passers-by downstairs, and when Chen Yang landed on the ground with his feet, he slapped his dusty slap and said, "It's nothing to look at, I'm just going to be Spider-Man." ”
Got into a taxi and went to Zhonghai Wanyuan.
Halfway through the car, Chen Yang received a call from Gao Tian.
"Brother, don't you get busy, come out for a drink."
Gao Tian is very arrogant, this is also what Chen Yang likes, since Gao Tian proposed to drink, Chen Yang didn't think much about it, and readily agreed: "No problem, you can book a place." ”
"Whatever, I heard that there is a good hotel in the north of the city, let's go over and drink."
Gao Tian drove an Audi sedan with a military license plate, and when he arrived at the Chengbei Hotel, he found that the hotel was closing for rectification.
"Bad luck, I'll go back and scold that rabbit cub and tell Lao Tzu that the broken place is still closed for rectification." Gao Tian had a cigarette in his mouth and cursed.
Zhou Wei went back to her parents' house tonight, Gao Tian didn't follow her, like a wild horse off the leash, without Zhou Wei's control, Gao Tian's manhood all burst out, just like a pervert who hadn't seen a woman for a year, Gao Tian smoked a cigarette and shouted that he wanted to get drunk with Chen Yang and not return.
"It's the one in front, see if you see it, catering, entertainment and one, after the two brothers drink, take a shower and sleep beautifully."
"Let me say more, how do I feel like I am the shield, my sister's arrow is coming, and you push me forward."
Gao Tian spit out the cigarette in his mouth outside the car, grinned, and laughed: "Brother, you're right, if I don't take you, I'm worried that your sister will trouble me, she won't let me drink too much wine, especially not to get drunk, you think of this big man, where can you not drink, if I go on a mission, it's better, don't worry if I'm drunk outside, but I can't do it at home......." ”
Gao Tianna couldn't help but say, parked the car at the door, and dragged Chen Yang in.
This hotel catering, entertainment in one, but Gao Tian is not lustful, just want to find a place to drink, when someone came up to introduce what to accompany the wine lady, Gao Tian waved his big hand, said: "Fuck off, Lao Tzu doesn't need it, I'll drink here, don't bother me any of you." ”
Gao Tian shouted, and no one really came to disturb Gao Tian.
The two of them drank here until midnight, took a shower, and slept in this hotel all night.
Early the next morning, Chen Yang got up.
Went directly from the hotel to the hospital, as for Tang Guo, Chen Yang never had to worry, although last night, Tang Guo called Chen Yang to complain for a long time.
Cheng Xuerou is now almost half of Tang Guo's mother, Tang Guo is sticking to Cheng Xuerou, and Cheng Xuerou and Tang Guo slept together last night.
After Chen Yang and Gao Tian finished washing, they went down to the hall on the first floor to settle the bill.
"Brother, I'll drive you to the hospital later." Gao Tian had a cigarette in his mouth, a lighter in his hand, and poof, the flames sparked and Gao Tian lit the fire and took a puff of cigarette.
"No need, you better go back first, I'm worried that my sister will know that you didn't happen yesterday." Chen Yang said.
"Brother, you're right, I'd better go back first." Gao Tian was afraid of his wife, and when he heard Chen Yang mention his wife, he didn't mention the matter of sending Chen Yang.
"A total of 8,900 yuan, do you pay in cash or credit card?"
As soon as the cashier said this, the cigarette in Gao Tian's mouth fell, and his mouth opened wide! ~!
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