Zhu Bajie's ideological report

Dear Master Tang: Apprentice Piggy has been more active recently, and wants to report to Master, but has never had the opportunity. The main reason is that my little pig is clumsy, can't speak, and can't accurately express what he thinks, plus the monkey has opinions on you, and when he sees me reporting to you, he sneered on the side, saying that I patted your old man's ass, in order to avoid suspicion and avoid shortcomings for Yang Chang, so I had to write a letter to report to you. That Sun Monkey has always had little respect for the master, and there are many offenses between his words and deeds. Thinking that the monkey turned out to be just a humanoid ape that has not yet evolved into a human, a collection of rudeness, shallowness, ignorance, when he was dissatisfied with the leader and made a big fuss in the heavenly palace, was originally sentenced to death, but later because of the consideration that he had no father, no mother and no one to upbring, the Buddha took compassion as the heart, and sentenced him to 500 years in prison, and came to our scripture study group to accept reform and re-education. Master should not be merciful to this kind of person, but be as cruel and ruthless as the autumn wind sweeping away the leaves, and recite the mantra at least 7749 times a day, so that he can be reborn, become a new person, and become a Buddha on the ground, so that he can be grateful and sincere to you, Master! Through this period of time with Master, with your help and teaching, I have clarified the direction of learning scriptures, strengthened my belief in learning scriptures, strengthened my fighting spirit to learn scriptures, and gained a deeper understanding of the importance of learning scriptures. At the same time, I feel more and more strongly the greatness of your old man's personality. First of all, Master, you are the reborn parents of the apprentices. As the saying goes, one day is a teacher and a father for life, and the team of the scripture learning group was formed by you, which rescued me from the harsh and barbaric land and entered the ranks of learning from the scriptures. After your education, the apprentice learned to be a human being, and under your cultivation, he obtained a bachelor's degree from Buddhist University. Whether you are a learned general in the past or present, you are my master. You are our spiritual pillar. If it weren't for you, we would have been scattered a long time ago. I believe that in your wise recitation, we will unite closely around you (especially when the monsters come to sneak attack) and we will definitely break through many difficulties and dangers, and finally retrieve the true scriptures.

Secondly, Master, as the leader of the scripture learning group, you are often ahead of the disciples in front of demons and monsters, bravely taking the lead and fighting demons. In order to find out the details of the monsters, you let out the rumors that you can live forever after eating your flesh, luring the monsters to capture you, and you took the opportunity to keep the situation of the monsters' nest in mind one by one, laying a solid foundation for us to finally eradicate the monsters. In particular, you were tortured and humiliated in the cave of the monsters, but Master, you would rather die than bow to the evil forces, and always keep a red heart to learn from the scriptures. In order to retrieve the true scriptures, you are willing to throw your head and spill your blood...... Master! You have suffered! Woohoo - (Writing this, I am already in tears, speechless)

Thirdly, Master, you can withstand the test of fame, fortune, money, and beauty, especially the latter. It is said that heroes are sad to pass the beauty level, but Master, you are different, you have withstood the temptation of the rat spirit in the bottomless pit, the spider spirit in the Pansi Cave, the scorpion spirit in the Pipa Cave, the female king of the daughter Tian, etc., and you are unmoved, so Master, you are the hero of the heroes, the big hero, the real hero. Unlike some of us, as soon as we come out to receive the key to do it in the world, we can't withstand the temptation and make mistakes repeatedly! Thinking of the monkey, when the queen mother opened the peach festival, she molested seven fairies in the peach orchard. Master, think about it, you old man, there are seven fairies who are like flowers and jade, and they look like fairies (no, they are immortals) are all teased by him one by one (when I think of this, my little pig is angry, and my heart is like a knife). It is said that this guy drank a little wine back then, and deliberately ran to Guanghan Palace to tease Sister Chang'e, and Sister Chang'e's reputation was ruined in his hands! The last time he passed by Baihuling, he had a personal affair with Miss Bai Jingjing, a big family, for fear that the master would blame, so he killed people, and was afraid that his parents would come to sue and seek revenge, so he killed Miss Bai Jing's family of three, and talked nonsense about people who are cowardly goblins (how can there be such beautiful goblins?). )。 Fortunately, the legal system is not perfect now, otherwise Sun Monkey would have been betrayed and punished a long time ago! In short, Master's great achievements cannot be said even for three days and three nights. If it weren't for the fact that he would have to get up early tomorrow and walk to learn the scriptures, Xi'er would have written more than 100,000 words.

Sincerely, Amitabha, your faithful disciples

In the Year of the Pig and the Pig in the Year of the Pig, the day of the pig is two moments away: it is known that in order to strengthen the leadership of the scripture study group, the Buddha decided to add a deputy team leader (enjoy the treatment of deputy director), and the disciple is willing to take on this heavy burden under the leadership of your old man, not afraid of difficulties and obstacles, and also ask the master to say a lot of good words for the disciples in front of the Buddha.