Last time, it was said that the four masters and apprentices were arguing over the king of their daughter's country.

Daughter King: Everyone, don't fight, it's better to do this, everyone might as well show their skills, I'm going to have a competition today!

Master and apprentice: Okay!

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Daughter King: For the fairness of this competition, we specially invited a guest to be the referee today, he is ~~~~~~~ known as everyone loves the people on the rivers and lakes, and Leslie Cheung who can't eat without losing his life!

Leslie Cheung: Thank you very much for your support, and here I would like to thank Your Majesty the King, my family, and everyone here, and then I would like to thank Mr. Tang who has always supported me behind my back! honey!iloveyouyeahyeahyeah!

Everyone: ~~~~~~~~~~~~

Monkey King: Have you made ~~~~~ mistakes! You're here to be a referee, you think it's in the Hongkan Gymnasium?

Leslie Cheung: Sorry, sorry! The reason why I want to talk so much is entirely because...... Actually, I'm an actor.

(Countless tomatoes and rotten eggs are thrown over)

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Leslie Cheung: Okay, let's announce the items of the competition.

The crowd listened intently.

Leslie Cheung: In order to make the competition enjoyable, entertaining and in line with the principle of fair play, the competition is divided into two stages. Due to the negotiation with the TV station, we went straight to the knockout system. Okay, the title of the contest is ~~~~~~~ Playing Cool!

As soon as he finished speaking, a puff of smoke suddenly appeared in the hall.

Daughter King: Wow~~~~~~ future warriors!

Zhu Bajie: That's good! Actually, I'm the future soldier, Arnold. Pig ~~~~~ Hua! Cool, right? Hey, who's stabbing me in the ass?

Sun Wukong rolled out his staff and hit Zhu Bajie's head: Cool your mother's head, look at your virtue: a cigar is stuck in the nose, biting a pair of sunglasses in his mouth, and there is an AK47 between his legs!

Zhu Bajie cried: Senior brother, didn't you teach me to be cool with cigars, sunglasses and guns?

Monkey King: Kao! Did I teach you how to do that?

Zhu Bajie threw himself into Sun Wukong's arms, stroked Sun Wukong's chest, and cried: Senior brother, I was wrong...... I shouldn't have put a cigar in my nose, I shouldn't have stuck it in my nose...... 55555

Sun Wukong gently patted Zhu Bajie's head and wiped out a handful of tears: Okay, don't be like this, just don't do this in the future, come, wipe your tears, let everyone see how embarrassed it is?

Zhu Bajie: Oh, there is enough decay, this is not a head, I quit.

Leslie Cheung: Good first contestant quit, now, thenextone!

Sand Smonk: Look at me!

After a puff of smoke.

Everyone: Wow~~~~~~ Tang Bohuye!

The sand monk holds a folding fan in his hand and sings: Pray to God, pray to God, sincerely pray to that spirit god (in Cantonese)

Daughter King: Stop! What is it bad to pretend to, you prefer to pretend to be Tang Bohu? You have a lot of shaved beard, you don't want to be a monk, which do you want to be the champion?

Sha Seng: I've thought about it!

Daughter King: I miss your mother, you are a good monk and want to be a champion, let me tell you, do your promising career as a monk!

Sand Monk: Oh, I see!

Leslie Cheung: Then Sha Seng is also out. Who's next? Please ~~~~~~~ see that the ~~~~~~~ appear below

Big White Fat Man: Since I've used this toothpaste, hey, my teeth are good and my appetite is good, what kind of brand do you ask? You see, the blue sky is incurable......

Singing: When I look back, I only have you in my heart......

Andy Lau: Why do I have such a moving singing voice? It's all because I often eat WC brand pear paste candy. WC brand pear paste candy is a must-have product for you to relax at home, travel, visit relatives and friends......

Leslie Cheung: Everyone, I'm sorry, it was advertising time. Now let's move on to the game. Now there are only two contestants left, who can get the beauty of our King Majestic, is it Tang Seng or Sun Wukong? We'll see.

Tang Seng clasped his hands together: The poor monk doesn't pretend to be cool, he just wants everyone to see my true face.

As soon as the words fell, Tang Seng's wide robe suddenly cracked into pieces, revealing strong muscles like an iron tower.

Tang Seng sneered: Actually, I am the devil muscle man who is known as the unbeatable little prodigy King Kong on the rivers and lakes! You see, I am a green dragon on the left, and there is still a green dragon on the right, and I am all green dragons up and down, left, left, right, and right. How's that, horror......

And they all overturned.

Leslie Cheung threw himself into Tang Seng's arms and stroked Tang Seng's strong muscles: Wow~~~~~~~ good sex ~~~~~~ feeling! I like it!

The hall was spitting up.

Sun Wukong: I didn't expect you, Master, to be the devil muscle man! As your apprentice...... I'm really convinced.

Tang Seng: What's the matter, I'm afraid!

Sun Wukong: The apprentice is willing to bow down!

Tang Seng: So......

Sun Wukong: No need to compare, the disciple quits.

Daughter King: Even the blind can see who won this competition, so my Ruyijun is ......

Tang Seng: Wait, I'll quit too!

Daughter King: Give me a reason first! Come on~~~~~!

Tang Seng: Do you need it?

Daughter King: Don't you need it?

Tang Seng: Do you need it?

Daughter King: Don't you need it?

Tang Seng: Alas! I'm just talking to you casually, don't take it seriously. Do you need it?

Daughter King: Definitely!

Tang Seng: Since Your Majesty must. Then I'll tell you the truth. Actually, I don't want to be your wishful husband, I just want to prove to everyone that my old Tang is the eldest of these four people! The three of them have to listen to me, no matter what, I'm better than this three!

Daughter King: You......

Tang Seng: What are you, if you dare to be crooked, beware of me! Apprentices, go!

(When the song sounds, you carry the burden, and you also lead the horse and carry a pig...... ）

A few years later, his daughter the king: there was a sincere love in front of him, but he did not cherish it, and only regretted it when he lost it, and there was nothing more painful in the world than this. If Heaven could give him a chance to do it again, I don't think he would have agreed to me. If I had to add a deadline to this desperation, I think it would be 10,000 years!