A few days ago, I heard someone say that the boyfriend of the new century is Zhu Bajie. A sip of tea squirted out, God, didn't my sisters bring contact lenses. As the saying goes: men are afraid of entering the wrong industry, and women are afraid of marrying the wrong man. As a member of the country, I really can't watch my sisters jump into the fire pit. I hold high the banner and write a few big words:.

1. Zhu Bajie has a wife named Zhu Gao in Gao Laozhuang, and he first committed the crime of bigamy when he married the pig, not to mention, when the original partner came to the door, Qin Xianglian complained to you like him, how can you stand it.

Second, Zhu Bajie's image is too poor. Carrying such a boyfriend to the street for a walk will not only have a 100% return rate, but may cause traffic jams in serious cases. At the class reunion, everyone's boyfriends are Aunt Lu, Su Neipeng and other cream students, and you have a pig Bajie. Do you have to find cracks in the ceiling?

3. Zhu Bajie is too attentive, you see that he is on the way to learn the scriptures, and when he sees one and loves the other, he occasionally remembers that Gao Laozhuang has a flower-like young lady waiting for him. Married to Zhu Bajie, you can't follow him all day long, the beautiful sister outside has sprung up like mushrooms after a rain, and if you are not careful, the soul of the old pig will be hooked away.

It's too late to cry anywhere.

Fourth, Zhu Bajie has no sense of responsibility. You see that he has been away from home for so long, have you ever thought about sending a letter home? Have you reported safety? Marry a man, marry a man, dress and eat. Zhu Bajie once remitted money to his family. Marrying a husband must be responsible, so that he will love you and put you in the palm of his hand as a treasure.

Fifth, Zhu Bajie loves to make small reports. Beat other people's small reports in front of their bosses all day long, and the way of beating is still very traditional. Have you ever had someone else make a small report in front of the teacher in elementary school and middle school? Such people are so hateful that it makes people sick to think about them. Another day, when you go to the street with him, you feel a chill in your back, and it turns out that it is a colleague from his unit who pokes his backbone in the back: he is the one who always makes small reports. Maybe one day, knives will fly!

Sixth, Zhu Bajie is lazy to eat. After work, I took off my leather shoes, sat on the sofa with one butt, picked up the remote control in one hand, turned on the TV, and picked up the newspaper in the other. Leave you alone to cut in the kitchen, the boiled oil bottle is poured, and he doesn't know how to help it. It doesn't matter if you're tired, the key is gas. It's annoying to look like this, and you still use it as a husband?

Seventh, Zhu Bajie is not enough to succeed, and there are more than failures. There is no real talent to learn. Now it is no longer a planned economy, and under the conditions of a market economy, there is no Boss Tang, which boss will want him. You can't make money, you can't support your family. Do you want him to do it?

8. I didn't think about it! That's all for today, the baby is also tired, and tomorrow will raise the banner.