【091】 Greasy
Miao Hu may have wanted to take care of the atmosphere in the village at that time, after all, people are also mourning, and before they arrived, they were like crying and mourning, and said loudly: "Mr. Dures, you died young, it's a pity,." ”
Don't you say it, this thing is loud, this opening, the people who were originally busy with all kinds of things invariably looked at us, Miao Hu coaxed me in, and as soon as I stepped in, a chair suddenly threw at us.
It's the kind of rural bench, Miao Hu and I hurriedly flashed to the side, dodged this stool, I looked, and the one who threw us away was a guy who looked twenty-four or five years old, and the guy pointed at Miao Hu and scolded: "What did you howl just now?" Howl me again? ”
"Uncle you, is there a problem with what I just said?" Miao Hu braked back, and the young man scolded: "Paralyzed, what is it called an untimely death, my father is driving a crane to the west and becoming an immortal." ”
This young man looked quite radical, at this time a man who looked to be in his thirties walked out, this man in his thirties had a fat belly, looked like a profiteer, wearing a white filial piety suit, with a white filial piety cloth on his forehead, his eyes were red, and he looked worried, he stepped forward and grabbed the young man, and arched his hand at Miao Hu and said, "You are Miao Hu Dao Chief, right?" I'm with you on the phone. ”
"You are Du Leinan?" Miao Hu also smiled, after all, this is also the God of Wealth, and he has to give him money when he is done, you can't be polite, Du Leinan nodded, then looked left and right, and then stretched out his hand and pointed to the room behind him, and said to Miao Hu: "Dao Chief, sit in the house." ”
Miao Hu swaggered inside, and I also lowered my head and followed behind Miao Hu, looking like an apprentice, this house is a three-story brick house, which is good in this countryside.
After Miao Hu and I went in, Du Leinan also followed with the young man who had thrown us on a stool before, and Du Leinan led us up to a living room on the second floor.
After we sat down, Du Leinan introduced himself and said: "I am the client of this matter, Du Leinan, this is my younger brother, An Quantao, I was a little rude just now, I'm sorry." ”
This Du Lei man wears a pair of small glasses, and he feels good when he speaks, at least it makes people feel okay to listen to.
I asked strangely: "Your surname is Du, why is his younger brother's surname An?" ”
"Oh, Izumitao is my father's adopted son." Du Leinan explained, and then Miao Hu also said: "My name is Miao Hu, and I am the one hundred and eighty-first disciple of Maoshan, and this is my disciple, Chen Hui." ”
I glanced at Miao Hu, and secretly despised it in my heart, if you are still a Taoist priest of Maoshan in this way, then it will be repaid, I also smiled and arched my hand and said: "I am a disciple of the one hundred and eighty-second generation of Maoshan, Chen Hui." ”
"Quantao, don't you pay the two Taoist leaders first." Du Lei Nan opened his mouth and said to An Quantao next to him.
An Quantao also clenched his fists and said: "I didn't know that it was the two Taoist leaders just now, I offended a lot, and I ask you to forgive me." ”
This An Quantao looks like a very easy-going person, and he looks handsome and handsome, of course, many times the appearance is unbelievable.
After An Quantao finished speaking, the atmosphere was also cold, and then Du Leinan said: "Actually, inviting the two Taoist elders to come is not just to overtake the father, I don't know if the two Taoist masters have the ability to pass the yin?" I want to see my father one last time, money is not an issue. ”
As soon as Du Lei Nan finished speaking, Miao Hu pretended to think and turned his head to look at me, and winked at me.
In fact, the yin is to let the living and the dead meet, and the method is simple, that is, to call the soul back first, and then make willow leaves to help people open their eyes, which is considered the basic yin.
But passing the yin is actually a simple and simple thing to say, difficult to say and extremely difficult, don't think that like in the TV series, invite someone to come up, chat for a few words, and then invite him down, it's not that simple.
There is a saying that it is easy to invite the gods and it is difficult to send the gods, as long as the soul has a birthday, with my current skills, I can also recall that Dures, but after the ghost was originally reincarnated, the heart was dead, and there was only the thought of wanting to be reincarnated.
But if you bring someone back and talk to him about these things in the world, this ghost will be full of expectations for the world again, and then he won't want to leave, and after many Taoist priests who are not good enough to come up, they will not be able to send them back, and this ghost will become a wandering ghost and a wild ghost, and he cannot be reincarnated.
I do have the ability to invite him, but I don't have the ability to send him down.
I shook my head at Miao Hu slightly, although I can invite Dures, I can also earn money, maybe some people feel that he doesn't care if he is reincarnated, and I am **, but I don't want to make money with such a conscience.
Miao Hu's eyes also showed a hint of disappointment, but then he turned into a high-ranking person and said, "If Father Ling has already gone down to reincarnate, it's better not to disturb." ”
"But our neighbor said he saw my father nearby." An Quantao on the side asked.
Miao Hu squinted his eyes and asked, "Where is that person now?" ”
An Quantao said in a small voice: "Check ...... in a psychiatric hospital."
"That's right, don't worry, if Father Ling really has any unwillingness or wishes, if he is really nearby, I will have a good chat with him tonight, and then let him go to reincarnation."
As soon as Du Leinan heard Miao Hu's words, he said nervously: "It's troublesome, but if you see him, please call me over to see my father for the last time." ”
"And me, my father has raised me for many years, please call me to say goodbye to him for the last time." An Quantao said nervously.
As soon as I saw the appearance of the two of them, I felt that there was a cat, it should be normal people who could see that there was a cat, mother, ordinary people are even their own relatives, how can they be haunted and want to see the hell after they die, I can't believe that it will really be because of good feelings or something.
Then Du Leinan asked me and Miao Hu to rest in the living room, waiting for the evening, and then Du Leinan and An Quantao went downstairs to greet the guests.
As soon as they walked out of the room, Miao Hu squinted his eyes and said, "These two people are interesting, I don't know what's boring." ”
I shrugged my shoulders and said, "Who knows." ”
"Anyway, you really can't go through the yin?" Miao Hu looked at me and said seriously: "Since people miss my father so much, should we be adults beautiful?" ”
"No, it won't." I shook my head, I don't want to do this kind of lack of virtue, so I said, "Aren't you a Taoist, if you want to fulfill them, you can do it." ”
"Cut, cut, cut." Miao Hu snorted, shook his head and stopped talking.