【366】 The Battle of the Capital (3)
After a few minutes of driving, our car stopped, and then the soldier who drove took out a map, handed it to us, and said: "This is the map of the Fifth Ring Road, our army has marked fifty strongholds, each stronghold is guarded by two people, as long as everyone makes no monsters in the place they guard, the safety of Beijing can be guaranteed." ”
We took the map and looked at it, and sure enough, there were fifty red dots marked on it, and I quickly pointed to a map that looked like a park in the back and said, "Our two brothers have guarded this place, don't grab it, brothers." ”
We are already familiar with each other in that guest house, and we basically know each other, and those people all scolded us for knowing the place behind us.
Of course, it's just lip service, these strongholds are actually lined up, in a straight line, so there is nothing before and after.
Everyone began to pick their own strongholds, and I also noticed that the two zombies were actually in our car, and I don't know if it was unintentional or intentional, they actually chose a stronghold next to Brother Xiang's stronghold and I was very close.
After all of us had chosen a stronghold, the soldier said, "Everyone, come on, you are all guards of the Five Rings, and if our army fights, you are the first-line soldiers, good luck." After saying that, the soldier gave us a standard military salute.
We also returned a non-standard military salute, and then our group got out of the car, to the side of the road, we found that this place turned out to be a very remote place, paralyzed, we have a total of two cars, more than 100 people, not to mention that this place does not know how many years a taxi passed by, that is, there was a passing by, and the group of bastards rushed over to grab the car like a war.
The two buses that sent us to pull also turned around and left, and if we want to send them, we will also send them to our destination, and we all scolded.
Those who chose the base closer to the place immediately laughed and said to us Let's wait slowly, these guys walked shoulder to shoulder, I took out my mobile phone and looked at the navigation, paralyzed, what the hell Brother Xiang picked up, walk over for at least an hour.
"Two little guys, if you can't get a taxi, come with me, Tianzi, call my brokerage company and ask them to send a car over." At this time, the two zombies didn't know how to walk next to the two of us, and Qin Dazhuang said to Meng Tian next to him with a smile.
"Yes." Meng Tian nodded, then took out a phone and started calling.
Soon the people in these supernatural groups were almost gone, and Qin Dazhuang was nagging next to me.
"It's not that I'm bragging, I'm still very famous as an actor, I know that Huang Xiaoming didn't, he invited me to act in a movie that day, and what Feng Xiaogang, I have to bow to me, let me beat him up, that kind of small role still comes to play with me, right Tianzi, that is, now, if it was when I was the emperor, I wouldn't have let me cut off my head a few times."
Brother Xiang glanced at him and said, "Feelings, you have been an emperor for a long time?" , keep pulling, you can talk more than me, why don't you say you're the president of the United States. ”
"It's really not that I'm bragging, it's just that Lao Tzu didn't know that there were countries overseas, otherwise I would have brought someone to fight him, let alone the president, Lao Tzu wanted to be whatever he wanted." Qin Dazhuang is really not afraid of the wind and flashes his tongue, and he dares to blow anything.
Next to us, he kept chattering, nothing more than a few female celebrities sent to the door, he couldn't look down on them, and the concubines were beautiful when he was the emperor, anyway, Brother Xiang and I wanted to vomit.
But we didn't dare to say anything, after all, these two zombies were terrifying, and those people in the guest house at the time basically knew that they were both zombies, but no one dared to mess with them, so Brother Xiang and I were stupid once, and Meng Tianbai beat him up.
It didn't take long for a white van to drive up in front of the two of us, and I pointed to the van and asked Qin Dazhuang, "This is your car?" ”
"What? Is the van bad? At this speed, the sweaty BMW at that time couldn't catch up, anyway, I like it. Qin Dazhuang said proudly.
Forget it, this guy is a wonderful, such a fierce zombie, what is it bad to do, what kind of actor to be, he can rob a bank or anything at will, and the income of these two zombies to rob the bank is worth his life, and these two zombies go to rob the bank, it is estimated that the demon catching bureau will not be able to clean them up without five or six.
Forget it, it's better to take a van than those guys who rush to get a taxi, and that's the only way I comforted myself.
I got into the van and sat for about 30 minutes before we arrived at my stronghold and Brother Xiang's place, I went, didn't the map say what kind of park it was? When Brother Xiang and I looked at it, it was a fucking gazebo, and there were weeds everywhere.
Originally, Brother Xiang and I just wanted to find a good environment.,It's best to be a park.,There's a bunch of girls playing in it.,There's nothing to do and you can look at it or something.,But Brother Xiang and I seem to have forgotten.,This place is the fifth ring.,Such a remote bird place.,There's a hairy girl to come and play.。
Brother Xiang and I got out of the car, and the van drove away by itself, and we walked to the gazebo with our tools on our backs and began to prepare.
This pavilion is okay, the diameter is still about seven or eight meters, and there is a round table in the middle, I just found a place to sit, and asked Brother Xiang: "Brother Xiang, what are we doing now?" Setup or how? ”
"Bu Mao." Brother Xiang looked at me with a look of obscenity, he found a chair to sit down, and then took out two pieces of ham sausage from his backpack, took a bite of it himself, and said: "Don't be afraid, when the time comes, there will be ghosts coming, we will let them over, aren't there people in the fourth, third, and second rings, they will definitely be able to withstand it." ”
"I'll go, can you be so shameless? If everybody thinks like you, wouldn't that be the end of the calf? I said.
"Do you think anyone is as smart as I am?" Brother Xiang looked proud, and I wanted to kick it over, so I thought carefully about what Brother Xiang said, and shook my head.
I can't control what other people do, but if you really let these ghosts run into the Fourth Ring Road, there will be a lot of trouble, and the more those ghosts run into Beijing, the more troublesome it will be, anyway, you have to do your own job well.
Thinking of this, looking at Brother Xiang who was still gnawing on ham sausages on the side, I snatched Brother Xiang's backpack and began to place his talismans on this pavilion.
Brother Xiang hurriedly scolded: "I'm grass, why are you so brainless?" I'll go, that talisman is not a talisman for setting up a formation, forget it, I still have to do it myself. ”