Say heroes, Tao heroes, who are heroes?

Talking nonsense, asking nonsense.

On a mountain path leading from the land of Jingchu to Shuzhong, a red-faced man was arguing with a young man.

"Little doll, get out of the way quickly, be careful that Lao Tzu's big horse hurts you."

"You don't know how to go, the mountain road is narrow, where can you go? Follow slowly and carefully, and when you reach a spacious place in front, you will naturally give way. ”

"Little brat, you fooled me like this just now, and then you prevaricate like this, be careful of Lao Tzu's whip."

"Whip, hah, you just have to hit it. I used to look at you as if you were knowledgeable, but I don't want to be a superficial and reckless man. Don't you hear that there is a donkey in the countryside, if you are not afraid that it will not go away the more it fights, just call. ”

"Fuck you, bullshit donkey? I want to fool Lao Tzu again, right? I'm not afraid to tell you, Lao Tzu eats military food, has urgent military affairs, and if you don't get out of the way, you will be anxious and will kick you directly to the bottom of the mountain to feed the dogs. ”

"You Qiu Ba Shao bluffs people with false words, I won't let you go. Do you think I don't know what bullshit military affairs you are, but I just went to Shuzhong to see the excitement, look at your appearance, it doesn't look like a person on the list, as for the anxious hurry? Do you really think gold is easy to take? ”

"Lao Tzu is not on the list, are you on the list? Look at your fine skin and tender flesh white and pure, it must be from a small family, I'm afraid it hasn't been weaned yet, the outside world may not have seen it a few times, don't go to the indiscriminate filling, so as not to be embarrassed. ”

"Ha, cough cough, although the reputation on the list is not very good, there are still big names in the next place, so you should honestly follow behind and eat dirt, it won't insult you." The boy was embarrassed and a little proud.

"Are you really on the list of heroes in the world?!" The red-faced man was full of disbelief.

"Bullshit's World Heroes List!" The young man reversed his previous calm and relaxed manner, and scolded angrily.

"Hahaha, you're on the list, you can't be a person who is indiscriminately filled with a number of local chickens and dogs, right?!"

“… Coarse... Coarse... Vulgar..."