vs 18 Who is afraid of the beauty of love3
Before the words fell, a man and a woman walked side by side in the lobby.
Everyone's eyes lit up, and they were indeed heroes.
Liu Zhang's eyes also lit up, and he almost screamed: It's you?!
The man is twenty-five or sixteen years old, wearing a white robe and silver armor, with a face like a crown of jade, eyes like meteors, a tiger body and ape arms, and a wolf's waist, so heroic; The sixteen or seventeen of the women, with a face like Fu powder, lips like smeared Zhu, and a red dress, are heroic and cool.
After the two came in, they saluted upwards: "Xiliang envoy, Ma Chao and Ma Yunlu meet the prison army!" ”
"Two virtuous nephews, please get up quickly, come, please take a seat."
An attendant came over and led the Ma Chao brothers and sisters to the table opposite Liu Zhang, the first place on the left.
It turned out to be Ma Chao and Ma Yunlu?! It is Ma Chao's sister who is teasing herself, Zhao Yun's future wife, Ma Yunlu? Liu Zhang has a bit of a brain short-circuit. Ma Chao, Liu Zhang is too familiar, the Five Tiger Generals, the Three Kingdoms Jin Ma Chao, respected by the Qiang people as the "Shenweitian General", the killed Cao Cao lost his armor, fought naked with the tiger idiot Xu Chu, and fought with Zhang Fei at night, in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the wonderful martial arts fights, Ma Chao is almost the most. Someone else said that among the generals of the Three Kingdoms, Lu Bu will count Ma Chao after him. When people talk about the heroes of the Three Kingdoms, they often say two sentences, one is 'the red rabbit in Lu Bu and the horse among the people', and the other is 'the heroes of the Three Kingdoms count Ma Chao'.
"Zhang'er, Zhang'er, why don't you go and have a cup for the Xiliang envoy for your father?"
"Huh? Alright, alright, son, let's go. When Liu Zhang was reviewing Ma Chao's heroic deeds, he was woken up by Xiao Pang beside him, it turned out that the banquet had begun, and Liu Yan called him to toast with the messenger.
Liu Zhang got up in a hurry, because he was in a hurry, he hurriedly knocked over the wine jug, which caused everyone to laugh, Liu Yan was very unhappy when he saw it, and reprimanded: "What kind of system, I don't look calm at all, and I quickly saluted the two messengers." ”
Before Liu Zhang could speak, Ma Chao had already laughed and said: "Uncle Liu, don't worry, I think my brother-in-law is eighty percent of my sister's soul lost, and they all say that heroes are sad to pass the beauty pass, and Ji Yuxian, the world's number one hero, is no exception." ”
The crowd burst into laughter.
Sister, you are big, Liu Zhang's heart is on fire, no, what brother-in-law, when is it, why do you have a cheap uncle?
Liu Zhang hurriedly said: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was rude just now, the two noble envoys please drink to win." Then Liu Zhang picked up the wine cup and drank it first, and after the Ma Chao brothers and sisters finished drinking, they hurriedly asked: "Is the brother-in-law that Brother Ma just said the younger brother of the brother-in-law?" Why didn't the little brother know? It seems like we've just met. ”
"Hahaha, Ji Yu, you must have been fascinated just now, you didn't listen carefully, our two families have now made an alliance, the Xiliang Ma family and the prison army are advancing and retreating together, and the basis of the alliance is marriage. Do you think my sister is not beautiful enough to deserve you? Speaking of this, Ma Chao's face sank deliberately and pretended to be angry.
Damn, what's the situation, Liu Yan, you're too cunning son, don't say hello in advance for such a big thing, I'm a day.
"Sister Ling is very beautiful, but..., this..., marriage is not a big deal..."
"What is this, that, the marriage event, the order of your parents, then it's your turn to put your beak and still don't sit down?" Liu Yan shouted angrily.
In the evil old society, there is no human rights at all, plus the cheating father, no, it is Liu Yan who pit his son, and he is not allowed to say a word after selling his son. Liu Zhang really wanted to cry without tears. It's not that Ma Yunlu is doing anything, the problem is that Liu Zhang promised Anu's Eminem, and now in front of Anu, how can he deal with this family business.
"Father, Brother Ma, whether this matter is considered in the long run, I..." Liu Zhang wanted to say that his brother was not ready.
Liu Yan: "Bastard! ”
Ma Chao: "How daring! ”
Both voices rang out almost simultaneously.
Fei Shi saw that things were going to be bad behind the screen, and hurriedly ordered someone to serve the food, and asked someone to bring up Liu Zhang's new gadget, wild pepper. "A new dish is coming!" "Temporarily broke the dull situation.
Liu Zhang brought very few wild peppers, he didn't get much from the Anu tribe, and this time he came to Mianzhu to bring a little for his parents to eat, so it was even less on each table, and it was all packed in small plates, and if you usually eat a bite, it will be gone.
But this is a wild pepper, and a little bit can make people cry, so Liu Zhang thought that a small dish would be enough. And the method is also very simple, that is, chop it and mix it with some oil and salt.
An attendant specially introduced: "Everyone, this is specially brought by the fourth prince from Chengdu, it is said to be the most appetizing, please taste it." ”
In order to ease the atmosphere, Liu Yan also solemnly introduced: "Two virtuous nephews, this is specially prepared by Zhang'er for your envoy, please two first." ”
Looking at this scene, Liu Zhang was a little dumbfounded, day, this is a grand launch of seasoning dishes as the main course. It is estimated that the scene is going to be miserable.
But said that Ma Yunlu, who was originally arrogant and arrogant like a fire, was not very satisfied when he saw Liu Zhang's submissive appearance, who knew that Liu Zhang himself was still pushing back, obviously looking down on himself, Miss Ma had already been angry and had nowhere to vent, and saw Liu Zhang make such a small plate of green vegetables to fool himself and his eldest brother, and he was even more angry, picked up the dish and poured it into his mouth, and squirted it out without chewing a few times, and then followed by a heart-rending cough.
"Miss Ma, be careful... Ah" Liu Zhang wanted to remind him too late, he didn't expect this girl to be so popular.
Ma Yunlu was so ugly, her tears and snot came down, and she hated Liu Zhang's thief very much, this guy even wanted to say cool things, Miss Ma was furious and shouted: "Little thief, deceive me too much!" He picked up the wine cup on the table and threw it at the opposite side.
Because of the sudden change, not to mention Liu Zhang himself, everyone didn't expect it, let alone Liu Zhang, he was opening his mouth wide, surprised by Ma Yunlu's boldness, but he didn't expect that suddenly the hidden weapon flew over, and he was smashed on the spot, and the blood flowed immediately.
There was a big uproar at the scene.
Anu was beside Liu Zhang, and seeing Liu Zhang being smashed, he was so anxious that he hurriedly helped Liu Zhang to check his injuries. Fortunately, it just hit the forehead, and it didn't hit the eyes and nose or anything, which is a blessing. Turning his head, he threw back a wine jug, and roared angrily: "Stinky woman, dare to beat my man? ”
"You man? You say he's your man?! Miss Ma easily dodged the hidden weapon and said in surprise.
The scene was uproar again.
The answer came out, and the reason why Liu Zhang was reluctant to marry was about to come out, it turned out that it was because of this weirdly dressed little girl. The hearts of the people.
"He is my baby's father, of course he is my man, if you dare to bully my man again, be careful that I poison you and make your death ugly." Anu's little face is flushed, and his own man does not allow others to bully. It is a woman's duty to protect her man, and of course this is before the baby is born.
"You..., unexpectedly..., dare..., big brother, how dare they poison?" Miss Ma is already going crazy, the thief is too hateful, and Liu Yan is too bullying.
"Lord Supervisor, today's matter must be explained to my Xiliangma family. Sister, let's go, let's go back to the post house first! With that, Ma Chao pulled Ma Yunlu and hurried away, leaving all the civil and military forces in Shuzhong stunned.
Ma Chao hadn't had time to eat the wild pepper, and when he saw his sister's appearance, he really thought it was poisonous in the dish.