Just when Liu Zhang was struggling with whether to adopt Xu Shu Shitao's suggestion and reject the urgent official letter from the government to let him lead the troops to quell the rebellion, Xiao Pang and Wei Yan and Ganning hurried back.

Before entering the lobby, Xiao Pang's opposition came in, "No, never!" ”

"Why not?" Liu Zhang is really helpless about this big apprentice, and he is not very easy to train.

Xiao Pang glanced at his cheap master with disdain, and then learned from Xu Shu, with one hand behind his back, touching his smooth chin with the other, pacing in figure-eight steps, and said slowly: "What the enemy wants, I don't want." This is obviously a trap set up for us, and whether we send troops or not, we will all fall into their trap. If the army wins, the Zhaozhou Mu will be suspicious, and if he does not win, he will be laughed at by everyone, and the foundation of Shu County is not stable, and the teacher cannot leave lightly. If you don't send troops, you will be honest, and the teacher will lose a lot of points from the state pastor, and the state pastor will feel that the teacher is not responsible and cannot be used. ”

"Again, you've been talking about it for a long time, but you haven't said it." Liu Zhang was very dissatisfied.

In response to Liu Zhang's unreasonable interruption, Comrade Xiao Pang rolled his eyes and continued to say slowly: "Didn't you see that people haven't finished talking yet." In fact, the key is to see what the enemy wants. I think that the focus of what the enemy wants is still on the big position of Yizhou in the future. Whether we send troops or not, whether we win or not, there will always be people who will steer the situation to the detriment of the teacher.

As for the other party's use of the teacher to leave, arranging assassination ambushes or riots, or the teacher not following orders, the other party taking the opportunity to create rumors such as the teacher's dissenting intentions, etc., these are all plans that the other party has designed and prepared in advance after we should respond to this emergency military affairs. ”

Speaking of this, Comrade Xiao Pang paused for a few seconds, as if he was deliberately trying to give his stupid master a little time to digest.

"What Xiao Pang means is that our reaction should be unexpected by the other party." Xu Shu said thoughtfully.

"Not bad." Xiao Pang hurriedly took over and continued: "Only by surprising the opponent's expectations can we make the opponent's various plans fall through. ”

As soon as he said a word, Liu Daguan interjected very coquettishly: "So, will the plan be released?" ”

"It's very simple, the teacher only needs to reply to the state government with an official letter, saying: The rebellion in Nanzhong, the disease of ringworm and scabies, there is no need for a labor army, and money and food are wasted, just a handwritten letter from the teacher, and the Nanban will come and fall overnight." Comrade Xiao Pang replied very domineeringly.

"A handwritten letter, coming down every day?!"

Don't talk about Liu Zhang, even Xu Shu and Xu Yuanzhi, who have always been calm and consistent, couldn't believe it and screamed.

Looking at everyone's reaction, Xiao Pang was very proud, and smiled, "Isn't it unexpected?" ”

"It was very unexpected. But if we boast of such a Haikou, how should it end, you think that military affairs are child's play, and you can settle it in a few words. Liu Zhang criticized angrily unceremoniously. The big words were released, but it was he Liu Zhang who suffered.

"Don't be afraid, teacher, since I dare to say such a big thing, I must have something to rely on. I heard that Meng Shu, the leader of the barbarians, admired Sister Anu very much, and the teacher asked Sister Anu to write a letter and invite him to come to Chengdu as a guest. I have heard that the barbarians are more than a promise, light on life and death, and heavy on affection. I think Leader Meng will definitely live up to the beauty and will come as promised. When he arrives in Chengdu, he will not have the final say on whether to fight, negotiate or surrender. ”

It's ruthless enough.

Liu Zhang was shouting in his heart, sure enough, this is the Three Kingdoms, and even his future wife has been calculated.

Xu Shu was very happy, laughed, patted Xiao Pang on the shoulder, and said to Liu Zhang: "Lord, Xiao Pang has finally grown up, do you want the lord to give me a table word, save Xiao Pang Xiao Pang screaming every day." ”

"Huh?" Liu Zhang woke up like from a dream, "Oh, yes, yes, there really needs to be a table, it always makes Xiao Pang seem to never grow up." Xiao Pang, what kind of table do you want? ”

Xiao Pang was dizzy, who is the teacher, and who gives the table words to whom?

Seeing Xiao Pang's dark face and not speaking, Liu Zhang continued to talk to himself: "Dragon, Pang Long, this dragon is not easy to get, it's called a bug?" Big bugs? Long worms? After a sneak glance, he found that Xiao Pang's face was getting darker and darker, and Liu Zhang was busy changing his words, "Well, it's not good, it's not good." Don't use it? In the day? Regrets? Seeing that the little guy's face still didn't improve, he had to change it again, "It's still not good, or Xiaopang, you can just change your name, this dragon word is really not easy to get." ”

Everyone was stunned when they heard this.

Wei Yan couldn't look at it a little, and touched his chin with a scholarly expression, "Lord, how about calling Shi Yuan?" ”

Xiao Pang heard this and glared at Wei Yan fiercely.

"Shi Yuan? Pang Shiyuan? It sounds familiar, but Shi Yuan and the dragon don't match. Wen Chang, this name is very knowledgeable, you are a big old man, you can't recognize a few big characters, don't be vassally elegant here to join in the fun. ”

Wei Yan's red face turned even redder.

"Dragons can be big and small, and they can rise and hide; The big one is the clouds and the fog, and the small one is hidden and hidden; The rising is soaring between the universe, and the hidden is lurking in the waves. This dragon word is really not easy to express. Xu Shu really couldn't watch it, so he had to play the audio prompt subtitles to Liu Zhang next to him, hoping to help this unlearned master.

"Look, such a learned person as Yuan Zhi said so, it's really not easy to get it. Dragon, dragon from the cloud, tiger from the wind, dragon flying for nine days, incarnate tens of millions, how about calling Yunfei? Pang Long, Pang Yunfei, it's okay to scream, right? As he spoke, Liu Zhang glanced at Xiao Pang unconfidently.

Xiao Pang's face improved at this time, and after thinking for a moment, he bowed and saluted: "Teacher Xie gave the word." ”

Liu Zhang was about to be proud, and he didn't want Gan Ning next to him to interject.

"Ge Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is old and coarse, I only know that fat clouds are generally rainy clouds, and only thin clouds fly all over the sky."

It was said that everyone was down.

An episode is insignificant.

Soon, Liu Zhang returned to Wenzhou Ya, saying that there was no need for a labor army, just a handwritten letter to the past, and Meng Shou and these little Nanbans would run over and surrender.

Say it as if it's true.

Liu Yan naturally didn't believe it, but Liu Yan didn't want to waste money and food, so he sent a document to the Chengdu Mansion again, asking Liu Zhang to give it a try, if it didn't work, he still needed to send troops.

After getting Liu Yan's permission, Liu Zhang calmed down, he may not be able to fight by himself, but deceiving a few wild people in the mountains, Liu Zhang felt that he was still fine. What's more, there is also a little girl Anu to be her strong backing.

So, he sent a letter to Meng Shu.

The letter reads:

Meng Tou is good. Last time your people made a mistake, I spanked your people's ass, but you, as their leader, also have leadership responsibilities. I heard that you are a hero, but I have been in Chengdu for so many days, and I haven't seen you coming. Are you afraid of me? It's okay, just throw Anu's face, and I won't do anything to you. Besides, I generally don't spank small mistakes, at most I slap my face.

Anu also said that she wants to meet you, Anu is much more powerful than you now, and you may not be able to read the letter she wrote, so you are not worthy of my family Anu at all, so you should marry a mother-in-law in the mountains as soon as possible.

Sign-off: I'm not called Dog Official, my name is Liu Zhang.

Anu's letter is simple: come quickly, or let the flowers spray you.

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