"Yours?"

"Yours!"

Tang Yi was so stunned that he almost didn't throw the child into the sea. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Go, don't make a fuss!"

The expression on his face, how can it be described as terrifying?

is also shouting in his heart: Lao Tzu is practicing children's skills, is it still a virgin? Where did the child pop up?

"It's not funny at all!!"

When Uncle Cao Guo heard this, the corners of his mouth rose, "You have been unstable as your uncle for many years, and you have come all the way to give you a joke!?" ”

"Uh......"

Tang Yiden stood on the spot, even if he didn't believe it, he was speechless.

Is it really my species? Can't you? Do you really want to get pregnant just by looking at it?

I don't even know how to turn my brain.

Child, it's still alive!

What the hell is still mine!?

Searching the intestines and scraping the belly, racking his brains, counting the evil thoughts that have arisen in this life, plus the ones who have ejaculated on the wall in his life, I can't think of when the Lao Tzu has opened meat!?

We don't know if it's a "ninth virgin", but at least in these two lives, Tang Yi is sure that I am innocent......

His face fell, revealing a decay that was worse than crying, "It's really not mine." ”

Cao Yan looked at it, the expression on his face was more wonderful than Tang Yi's, a little resentful, a little gloating, a little wanting to laugh, and a little speechless, this dad let you be, and there is no one.

"It's really yours!"

"It's not my ....."

Before he finished speaking, a crisp voice came from behind him, and the frightened Tang Yi almost didn't throw the child into the sea.

"Yo, what a handsome doll!"

Even if Brother Xiao Qiao's voice was tactful and listened to, now it fell on Tang Yi's ears, it was like a roar of the Nine Shadows.

Stiffened and looked back, goosebumps arose.

My mother, Brother Xiao Qiao, Jun Xinzhuo, and Fukang, I don't know when they are already standing behind him.

It's bad, Tang Yi's brain buzzed, and it was even more difficult to use.

Looking at the expressionless faces of the three women, but as if they had any expressions, Tang Yi realized the seriousness of the problem.

Hehe, the wishful Langjun in his heart, the affectionate and righteous Tang Zihao, suddenly appeared a baby......

The character is going to collapse!

Subconsciously blurted out: "It's okay with me!" ”

"Poof!"

Cao Yan sprayed directly, has nothing to do with you? Does your child have anything to do with you?

Among the three daughters, Xiao Qiaoge has the hottest temperament,

As soon as Tang Yi said that it had nothing to do with him, Brother Xiao Qiao still stared at the child in his arms and didn't say it directly.

"Not to mention, the eyebrows and eyes are a little similar to Tang Gongzi."

“......”

Tang Gongzi?

Tang Yi was helpless for a while, and was taken into the ditch by Brother Xiao Qiao, and subconsciously lowered his head, this was the first time he took a closer look at the small-looking milk doll.

At this time, the little guy was looking at Tang Yi with big eyes, the bridge of his little nose was high, and his small lips were thin. Seeing that Tang Yi also looked at him, he grinned and smiled.

......

Tang Yi was in a trance for a while, he had seen a lot of children, but this one was very different, and for a while, his heart melted.

Subconsciously muttered: "It's really like me......"

After saying that, I realized that I was wrong.

Immediately, a clever one, "No, no, no, no, no, which one, which one, which like!?" ”

Brother Xiao Qiao pursed his lips and smiled, did not speak to Tang Yi, and turned to Cao Yan.

"Dare to ask Uncle Guo, whose child's biological mother is the mother?"

"Yes, yes, yes, who gave birth to this?"

Tang Yi's head is not good, and when Brother Xiao Qiao asked, he remembered that he didn't know who the special child was.

"Hmph...."Uncle Cao Guo half-hummed and half-laughed.

"The child's mother is not small."

"Who!?" Tang Yi's eyes widened, and his voice was fierce.

"But I want to hear what kind of wicked woman dares to frame me!"

Uncle Cao Guo was even happier, "Framed? That's right, too. ”

"Tang Zihao, the dignified prince of the Song Dynasty and the first hero of Fuyan, gave birth to a firstborn son with a famous courtesan who is not in the stream, this is really a big frame!"

"Hmm..."Tang Yi nodded.

"Ah?!?h

"Cold cold cold, cold Xiangnu!?" It's also weird, the first reaction is the red goblin, almost blurted out.

Then I found out that I said the wrong thing again, and added: "When is it, why don't I know?" ”

"Hahaha!!" This time, even the maids and mothers-in-law on the pier laughed.

The mad king is the mad king, and this is also said? You owe a romantic debt, you don't know yet?

Uncle Cao Guo also looked at Tang Yi with tears and laughter, knowing that this child would shock him a lot, but he didn't expect it to be so big. I don't know if it's because my brain is really hard to use, or if I'm pretending to be stupid in front of three women.

"The child's birthday is July 29, you can calculate the day yourself."

"July 29...."

"Dozens of months ago...."

"It happened to be around the time when Jiayou left Beijing in the second year...."

"Damn!!"

Tang Yideng's face was frightened, and he exclaimed: "Impossible! Lao Tzu spent the night at her that day, and she was so drunk that she couldn't wake up, how could it be for no reason!? ”

“.....”

“.....”

When he was excited, he was not subtle at all, and the people in the whole dock listened to the call word for word, and they all gasped.

Just one night....

Don't wake up people...

Pregnant....

Everyone sighed: Okay! Accurate! Once in it? Cow! Have you taken your medicine? Even taking medicine doesn't have this effect, right?

.....

"Alright, alright!" But it was Brother Xiao Qiao who interrupted Tang Yi.

stepped forward to take the child in Tang Yi's hand and shook it in his arms, the little guy really had a bit of Tang Yi's shadow. The sky is not afraid of the earth, no one hugs him and doesn't cry, and he has a big smile towards Brother Xiao Qiao.

Brother Xiao Qiao immediately raised the corners of his mouth and coaxed the little guy: "What a good baby, we don't listen to your daddy playing treasure here, okay?" ”

"Shall we go home?"

The little guy giggled twice as if he really understood, and responded with a response.

Brother Xiao Qiao was even more happy, and he didn't talk to Tang Yi, but turned back to Jun Xinzhuo and Fukang and said, "Let's go..."

As he spoke, he cared for him as if he were his own flesh and blood, carefully hugged the boat, and left the dock straight.

......

――――――

Tang Yi looked at the backs of Xiao Qiaoge and the three of them, and his heart was cold.

And Uncle Cao Guo is obviously also a master who is not afraid of big things when he sees the excitement, "This time it's lively!" ”

"Get out!" Tang Yi scolded, and almost threw himself into the sea, and he was a hundred.

Brother Xiao Qiao is extremely virtuous and loves his children. However, Tang Yi was not happy at all, because the story in it was deep, and it was full of routines.

....

This era is not the next generation, "I like to be a father", "I am difficult to be a stepmother", and there are all kinds of bad things.

In this era, it is very common for a newly married woman to become a mother when she enters the door, even the mother of a young man in her teens and twenties.

Late marriage was popular in the Tang and Song dynasties, but it did not mean abstinence, and the maids and concubines in the family would inevitably go off the beaten track and make a concubine's eldest son.

Don't look at some scholars who are in their twenties and thirties and forty years old before getting married, but maybe the baby in the family can already make soy sauce.

What's more, Lao Tzu and his son were in the same imperial examination, and at the same time in high school, it is not uncommon for them to be arrested by their sons-in-law at the same time.

Therefore, like Tang Yi, it is not uncommon for the eldest son to meet his wife.

Moreover, the wife who is marrying cannot have any complaints, and she must treat them with reason and treat them as her own, which is what the "love" in female virtue says, and being jealous is a loss of morality.

"Zuo Biography" has clouds: women have infinite virtue, and women's grievances are endless. This is recorded in the orthodox textbooks of Confucianism.

It is understandable for Xiao Qiaoge and the three of them to act like this, and besides, the three daughters are not jealous, so they must be sincere to that child.

However, "Zuo Chuan" teaches wives to be kind to their concubines, but it does not specifically say that they can't wear small shoes for their husbands.

Behind closed doors and with the curtain drawn, who knows how much suffering is waiting for Tang Yi?

What's more, before these three got married, the child was sent, what is the matter?

Brother Xiao Qiao, no matter how good they are, they will definitely feel uncomfortable in their hearts. In the end, isn't that bit of resentment all sprinkled on Tang Yi?

The more I think about it, the more I break out in a cold sweat, and the more I think about it, the more it is....

couldn't help but complain: "Red goblin, pit me!" ”

Uncle Cao Guo was happy, "Okay, someone gave birth to you, what else do you have to complain about?" ”

When Tang Yi heard this, although he was not angry, when he thought of the fiery red, and thought of the beautiful sound outside the city of Kaesong, in front of the Gongyuan Gate, and on the side of the riverbank, he darkened again.

"She... Are you okay? ”

"It's fine." Uncle Cao Guo replied: "With Your Majesty and Fan Gong taking care of you, you don't have to worry about it." ”

Saying that, Cao Tong said again: "Your Majesty's intention is to set up a mansion for you in Beijing, so that she can live in it and recuperate." No matter how bad it is, you can also live in Guanlan. ”

"But..."

"But she wouldn't? Hold on to her Ning Xiang Pavilion? ”

"Hmm..."

Tang Yi was speechless for a while, gritted his teeth and scolded: "This stubborn woman, what can she do?" ”

Cao Tong can't take it, Leng Xiangnu is stubborn, put it in others, know that she is pregnant, and she is also a kabuki, either you have to do it, or you have to rely on the big tree of Tang Yi to seek a life.

However, if Tang Yi hadn't sent a letter to take care of her, the eldest brother of the Ma family went to go in person and saw her with a big belly, but no one knew that she was pregnant with Tang Yi's flesh and blood.

Then this little Tang Yi was born, and he had to be raised in the Qinglou Flower Pavilion, and it would be very lively.

Leisurely voiced: "Your Majesty secretly investigated thoroughly, half a year before and after you left Beijing, only you took people in and out of the Ning Xiang Pavilion. And, you're the only one who spent the night there. ”

"That woman has never been in contact with any other man except you, and there is no doubt that it is your blood and bones."

"But..."Uncle Cao Guo held back for a while, and finally was able to ask the master.

"How the hell did you do that?"

"What did you do about it?"

"Once... Still drunk... Got it? ”

"Roll !!"

Tang Yi still wondered, is Lao Tzu's marksmanship so accurate? The first time I shot a gun, I still drank too much, so why was it the Ten Rings?

got off the boat angrily, chased Xiao Qiaoge and the others, there were still a bunch of bad things behind, I don't know how to solve it....

But how could the gang of people on the docks let him go so easily?

Don't say that Tang Yi was stupid, everyone was stunned, never expected, never expected, never expected, it was such a "big deal"!

Wu Yu, Sun Langzhong, and Pan Feng couldn't help laughing when they saw Tang Yi coming down.

Old man Wu said: "A little madman is a little madman, this old man who likes wine doesn't know if he has the life to enjoy it, but he can drink a glass of newborn wine first." “

Tang Yi glanced at him and said hatefully: "Disrespect for the old, be a leader!" ”

Wu Yu was willing to show weakness, and his eyes were also horizontal, "For the sake of being a young man, he is a husband in vain!" ”

“......”

Tang Yi immediately coaxed and fled from the old man.

This old man, caught and exposed?

Walking further, I saw that Cheap Chunli and Cao Jue had just reacted from their stunned thoughts, and immediately gave a thumbs up, "It's really fucking wonderful!" ”

"Ahh Tang Yi took a hard sip and ignored it, Lao Tzu is a father to see you happy?

.....

"Tut-tut..."The sound of the fat man smashing his mouth came.

Obviously, Tang Yi was not embarrassed enough, and half-truths and half-truths joked: "What kind of recipe to use, it is truthfully recruited!" ”

"You wait!!"

The most hateful thing is this fat man, why did you say it earlier, how could Lao Tzu be so passive?

It's a pity that now is not the time to settle accounts with Gu Fatzi, there are still three tigers waiting at home to pump his tendons and pick his skin.

Sooner or later, it's a knife, and it's definitely better than late, and you have to go back if you bite the head.

I walked back with my head bored, pondering how to explain this.

After walking for a while, I felt wrong. When I turned around, I was followed by a long list.

"What are you doing here!?"

"I look at the child..."Xiucai replied confidently.

"I look at the eldest niece." Cheap and pure, Cao Jue is still justified.

"I see my godson!" Pan Feng and Cao Tong are even more arrogant.

"The old man looks at my goddaughter! What, can you stop me? "Wu Yu is more rational and magnificent.

And Sun Langzhong stroked his beard and felt that everyone's reasons were all scum.

"A baby who is not yet a month old, running thousands of miles, I am afraid that I will not accept the water and soil, and the old man wants to go to the number pulse!"

Well, everyone even forgot to ask if the child was a man or a woman. Those who like boys are only boys, and those who like girls think they are girls.

“......”

Tang Yi rolled his eyes, this is clearly to see the excitement.

......

――――――――

Depressed, he returned home and found that hundreds of maids and wives had filled the yard.

"Get out, get out!!" Tang Yi began to bombard impatiently.

"What are you doing here!?"

"Take a three-day break, find a place to live, and don't wander in front of the king."

"But..."

As soon as a woman spoke, Tang Yi's eyes stood when she glared, "But a fart?" ”

"Again, throw you all into the sea."

"Whoever dares to approach my courtyard for half a step, Lao Tzu will kill him."

Tang Yi is annoyed now, and it is not pleasing to anyone.

"Get out, get out!"

The handmaidens were not lightly frightened, how could they dare to fight back? Lowered eyebrows swept out of the eyes.

However, not long after everyone left, Tang Yi was dumbfounded.

He didn't know how to face the three daughters, and turned in circles in the courtyard. Cao Jue, Wu Yu and others said that they came to see the children, but they didn't go in, and watched Tang Yi turn around in circles with their arms in the yard.

After a while, Brother Xiao Qiao trotted out of the house, opened his mouth and shouted:

"Where's the nurse? Come on in Nurse! ”

"......"

"Nurse ......"

Tang Yi was dumbfounded, the nurse, mother-in-law or something, just let him go.

"I..."

"What are you?" Brother Xiao Qiao's smile is not good at all. "Look for a wet nurse, the child has been crying, he must be hungry."

"Huh? Didn't you smile just now? ”

"Don't talk nonsense, find a nurse to come over."

"My nurse let me go..."

"You!" Brother Xiao Qiao was even more angry when he heard this. "Then don't call it back."

"But..."

Tang Yi said in his heart, how do you call it? The cannons have just been released, is this for me to sit back?

"Otherwise, you can just feed it, the nurse is also very tired, don't bother."

Brother Xiao Qiao was almost angry with him and cried, and suddenly made a big red face.

"I, how do I feed it......"