How nice is Europe?

It's sunny there, it's spring, and there's nothing you want......

The people there are simple, like jade, like wild beasts......

The people there are beautiful and delicate, back to basics, and they don't even take a bath......

There......

Well, Tang Yi can't make it up.

Not to mention Chinese characters, there are very few people who can even recognize their own words.

Anyway, Wang Jiefu's stage is very large, and there is a lot of room to play, and challenges and opportunities coexist, which will definitely be exciting.

It's just that whether Wang Anshi can be willing to go away to Europe is another story.

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At this order, Wang Anshi was not frightened and didn't say anything, but scared the civil officials of the Great Song Dynasty stupidly, and even began to sympathize with Wang Jiefu.

O Europa, a place that I had not even heard of a few years ago, is now synonymous with barbarism and backwardness.

It is said that compared with that, the so-called barbarians around the Great Song Dynasty are simply civilized.

Moreover, Wang Tianzhen's incident made everyone suddenly realize: not good, very bad!

From now on, it is already considered light to be outside the distribution range, and the "journey of 3,000 miles" can only be regarded as "a slight punishment", and the real bull fork is the journey of 30,000 miles, and don't think about coming back if you go.

Looking at the distance from the Great Song Dynasty to Europe on the map of mountains and rivers, everyone had to panic, and said in their hearts, you have to be careful in the future, one is not good, Tang Maniac is really good at it, and they also went with Wang Jiefu as a companion.

......

And Wang Anshi himself......

Wang Tianzhen is still very calm, of course, no one can say clearly whether this calmness is pretended or from the heart.

At this moment, he is entertaining guests at home.

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The spring snow is slightly cold, the warm pavilion is warm, there are several rows of bamboo, and the small stove cooks tea.

Leisurely and comfortable.

Everything is harmonious, but how do the two people sitting in front of the hall look at how they are not harmonious.

"You can come, Anshi is very surprised."

Wang Anshi made tea in a row, and spoke lightly, and there was no sadness in his expression that he was about to travel thousands of miles.

The person sitting on the seat smiled indifferently when he heard this, "What, shouldn't Yi come to show off?" ”

Wang Anshi was stunned for a moment, and then immediately returned to calm. Tang Yi's words are annoying enough, in the past, Wang Tianzhen was definitely not used to it, but now... He's a loser.

"Should...."

Tang Yi, who was on the other side, smiled when he heard this, "Is that Jiefu ashamed?" Have you ever regretted it? ”

"Ashamed?" Wang Anshi asked rhetorically. "Just because you are Tang Zihao and have done extraordinary things, An Shi should be ashamed?"

Slowly but firmly shook his head, "There is nothing to be ashamed of, against the foreign king this is broken, follow the holy will... That's reason! ”

"You Tang Zihao understands righteousness, that's your business, and it has nothing to do with decision and reason."

looked up at Tang Yi, "Even if you are now relieved of your lordship and serve the people, even if you don't mess with the government and bend your selfishness, that's just you now." ”

"In the past, Anshi still wants to turn against you."

"Hey!!" Tang Yi's eyes stood up, and he was so angry that he couldn't wait to kick this fool's feet.

The mouth is still Wang Tiantian is enough to slip around, and at this time he can still argue, but there is no one else.

However, after thinking about it, if he wasn't so reluctant, he wouldn't be Wang Anshi, and he wouldn't have to make this trip.

Barely suppressed his anger, "But you are still wrong, your decision, your reasoning.... Work. ”

"In fact, you Wang Jiefu is not the only saint in this world, you underestimated Jiangmen and General Wang."

"Underestimated me...."

"Da Song, not only you, Wang Jiefu, are loyal and reliable."

Just kidding, Tang Yi's mouth is not vegetarian.

"......" Wang Anshi was silent for a while. Tang Yi's words did hit the sore spot, leaving him speechless.

For a long time, "Maybe, but An Shi still thinks that I'm not wrong!" ”

"You're wrong!!" Tang Yi shook his face and stood up. "It's not up to you to decide if you're wrong, time... Will give a fair evaluation. ”

“......”

Wang Anshi was speechless again, and then smiled bitterly: "Zihao is here just to show off?" To see Anshi's embarrassment? ”

sighed sadly, "You got your wish..."

When Tang Yi heard this, he secretly complained, how can he have time to talk to you about this idle article? But his expression became serious.

He came, just because he was afraid that Wang Anshi would be sluggish, and a abolished Wang Tianzhen... Useless!!

Lao Tzu sent you to Europe, not to "relieve hatred", but to "reuse waste".

Regarding Wang Anshi's emotion, Tang Yi did not answer positively, but asked indifferently: "Don't you want to know what Europa is like?" ”

"I don't want to." Wang Anshi picked up the tea bowl and sipped it lightly. "Go, you can see it."

Although he said this, the hand holding the tea bowl trembled slightly.

"Tut-tut-tut..." Tang Yi smacked his mouth over there. Your heart is like ashes, isn't it? It turns out that Wang Jiefu is not invulnerable! ”

Wang Anshi frowned instantly, and his heart was irritable.

"What the hell are you trying to say?"

That's right, he's dead-hearted. Since Zhao Zhen said that sentence before he died, he Wang Anshi has been no different from a dead person.

Because, his beloved Da Song has given up on him as a courtier.

However, Tang Yi is inevitably a villain at this time, right?

How did he know that Tang Yi wanted this effect, "It's okay, as a person who has been there, I'll talk to you about it." ”

Tang Yi smiled evilly, "After all, you and I put aside our political opinions, and we can be regarded as acquaintances." ”

As he spoke, Tang Yi sat down with great interest, supported the bamboo table with his elbows, and leaned in front of Wang Anshi.

"First of all, you have to bring enough servants to guard the courtyard and guards!"

Wang Anshi frowned, and was really attracted by Tang Yi's brainless sentence, "What do you mean?" ”

"The people there are very poor, I have never seen a rich man like you, maybe he will rob you as soon as he gets off the boat."

Speaking of this, Tang Yi also reminded with a serious face: "You must remember that the wealth is not leaked, and it is worn out." What kind of waist ornaments, jade, gold and silver heads, etc., don't bring them. ”

"What a robbery!!"

Wang Anshi chuckled in his heart, inexplicably thinking of Qi Xuefeng who died in Rome, didn't he think that he was framed because of his wealth?

However, in terms of face, Wang Tianzhen didn't want to lose.

Qiang calmed down, embarrassed: "Anshi is poor... There's nothing to be desired. ”

But I made up my mind in my heart, and I must pay attention.

"Huh!!" Which Cheng thought, Tang Yi's bad seed grinned with disdain. "It's useless to be poor!!"

"Let me tell you the truth, even if the beggar of the Great Song Dynasty takes a bowl with no opening to Europa to ask for food, it is worth a lot of money!!"

"A minister of the level of Jiefu...."

"Hmm...."Tang Yi looked Wang Anshi up and down. The richest man in Europa should not be able to run. ”

"Shhhh Poor like this? ”

"Of course!!"

Tang Yi had something to do, "But I'm poor!" ”

“.....”

Wang Anshi was speechless, unable to imagine what the real Europe would be like.

"And ha..."Tang Yi spoke again. In addition to the guards, there are also more female dependents. ”

"Before you leave, marry a few more concubines, you can use it."

Wang Anshi's face turned red, and he choked: "Anshi is not a pervert, what kind of concubine to marry?" ”

Looking out of the hall, "On this trip, An Shi plans to go alone, without his family." ”

Respectfully saluted Tang Yi, "I still hope that Zihao will remember the old feelings in the past, don't embarrass them." ”

......

The scene is very sensational, but unfortunately... Tang Yi shook his head sadly when he heard this, "Then you're finished." ”

Wang Anshi was stunned, "What do you mean!?" He also thought that Tang Yi was going to take revenge on his family.

But I heard Tang Yi say: "Jiefu's return date is uncertain, ten years and eight years are short, and it is possible to live in this life." ”

"If you can't come back in this life, not only is life hopeless, but you also have to abstain from old age, which is really miserable!"

Wang Anshi's face turned green, "You!! ”

The heart said, I only said that I would not bring my family to suffer, but I did not say abstinence.

"Jiefu doesn't know...."Tang Yi began to popularize science for Wang Anshi.

"The people of Europa, they don't pay much attention to hygiene.... They never bathe...."

"That woman, right...", slammed her mouth, as if she was reminiscing about the tasting. It's a bit exotic, but what..."

Looking up at Wang Anshi, "Do you know what it's like to run to the pigsty and hug the pig?" ”

Vomit......

Wang Anshi only felt retching, this thing is too picturesque, he feels as if he is in the pigsty now, hugging a pig, that taste....

This Tang Zihao is so bad, Wang Tianzhen almost didn't lift it.

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Tang Yi looked at Wang Anshi's distorted expression and laughed secretly,

"Also, bring your own Langzhong, otherwise you can only wait for death if you get sick."

"Ahh Yes? Wang Anshi was still reminiscing about Europa's woman, but he didn't expect Tang Yi to turn so fast.

Subconsciously said, "Then there is not even Langzhong?" ”

"Yes." Tang Yi was in high spirits. "But..."

"That Lang Zhong doesn't prescribe a prescription, he will only bleed."

Wang Anshi shuddered, only to hear Tang Yi continue to take care of himself: "I still need to bring some seasoning things from the Great Song Dynasty, what onions, ginger, garlic, peppercorns, noodles and spices are all a little bit..."

"Forget it, I'll give you a cook."

"Jiefu doesn't know, Europa's stuff, you can't eat it!!"

Leaning forward, "Do you know what a 'delicacy' is there?" ”

"I don't know." Wang Anshi was completely dumbfounded.

"It's just... That sea fish!! Tang Yi said while gesturing. After being fished out of the sea, no entrails are taken out..."

"Dry it directly into dried fish, and when you eat it, fry it with big oil (animal oil)..."

"Tut-tut-tut..."Tang Yi grinned. The entrails had long since rotted in the fish's stomach. ”

"Fishy!! Stinking!! ”

"That's called a transparency...."

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At this moment, Wang Anshi's heart is dead, damn it, why is this Tang Zihao so bad!? You might as well kill me.

Not to mention sending him to such a place, but to personally come to the door and tell you what kind of place it is and how bad it is.

I have never seen such damage, and Wang Tianzhen has never seen such a torment! !

......

"Forget it." Tang Yi's words stunned Wang Anshi.

"What... What's the matter? ”

I saw Tang Yi on the other side who seemed to be a conscience discovery, or evoked the "painful" memories of Europe, and I couldn't bear it.

"How can I say that Jiefu and Yi have also had a relationship for many years, or ....."

Wang Anshi didn't know that he was waiting for Tang Yi to say the following words with the hope on his face now.

Sure enough..."Why don't you change places?" ”

Tang Yi looked at Wang Anshi admittedly, "Europa is really not a place for people to stay!" ”

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