[1063] Maid
Lin Xu looked at her extremely innocent little face, it was really pure, he twisted his eyebrows, and patiently explained: "The maid is responsible for washing dishes, mopping the floor, washing clothes, cooking and cooking, understand?" ”
She nodded, "Understood." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”
He smiled: "Well, do you want to come down and take a walk and see if you get dizzy, if you don't get dizzy, you can start working now." ”
She nodded, Lin Xu helped her lift the quilt, she looked at her own pair of small leather shoes under the bed, and said, "I won't wear them!" ”
Lin Xu raised her eyebrows, squatted down, and put on her shoes.
She jumped out of bed and walked several steps back and forth around the head of the bed.
Lin Xu said: "Dizzy? ”
She shook her head: "Don't faint." ”
Lin Xu smiled: "Then you can start working." ”
She nodded, but said, "I want to pee." ”
The faint little eyebrows frowned slightly, she clenched her chubby little fist, and looked at Lin Xu with her eyes.
Lin Xu pointed to the side: "There's a bathroom inside." ”
She looked at him motionlessly and stretched out a hand to him: "You go with me, I will be afraid." ”
From getting up to now, Xiao Tianxing's face has no superfluous expression, she always has this innocent and somewhat wooden demeanor, she reaches out to others to make requests, and people can't bear to refuse.
Lin Xu looked at her for a while, and then heard her say, "I'm going to pee my pants!" ”
He hurriedly strode over, picked up her small body, plunged into the toilet, and put her in front of the toilet.
She twisted her chubby waist, revealing her snow-white calves, sat on it, raised her head, and looked at him in surprise: "I can't pee." ”
Lin Xu frowned: "You are fooling me?" ”
Who just said they were going to pee their pants? Why can't you pee when you sit on the toilet at this time?
She sighed in annoyance, "Will you say shhhhhh ”
In the air, there seemed to be some emotion that someone was trying to withhold.
The corners of Lin Xu's mouth twitched: "Do you love to pee!" ”
Turning around, he went out.
Sitting at the desk, I waited for a while, but this girl didn't come out.
He frowned, walked in again, and when he opened the door, he still pinched his nose, wondering if she was in the tuba.
Who knows, when she saw him come back, the first thing she said was: "Have you come to read to me?" ”
Lin Xu looked at her speechlessly: "You haven't peed yet?" ”
"If you don't read shhh
"You can't read it yourself?"
She shook her head: "No! ”
Lin Xu had no choice but to turn his head, his tightly twisted eyebrows were full of impatience, but he still pursed his mouth and hummed softly: "Shh~shh~"
After a while, as he groaned and drank lightly, the air was mixed with a cheerful sound of water, dripping, like a mountain stream, free and unrestrained.
She really held back a lot of pee, peed for a while, she took the paper on the side, wiped her butt herself, jumped down, twisted her little ass as if no one was around, and put her pants on.
She walked over and looked up at him, "All right. ”
Lin Xu said expressionlessly: "Wipe the floor at home!" Don't wipe it clean, don't eat dinner! ”
She stood motionless, looking at him with a wrenched look.
He sank his face: "Don't go yet?" ”
"But," she pouted, "I haven't eaten lunch yet!" ”
Lin Xu raised his eyebrows: "It's afternoon now, and it's past lunchtime." You only have to wipe the floor clean before you can have dinner. ”
She pouted and said dissatisfiedly: "It's past lunchtime, and I haven't eaten lunch yet, so how can I have the strength to mop the floor?" ”
Lin Xu looked at her deeply: "It's really troublesome!" ”
He turned around and walked out, taking out the quick-frozen dumplings in the refrigerator in the living room, she followed, and frowned: "I don't eat this!" ”
"Are you still picking?"
"I'm going to eat fresh vegetables! Fruit! Meat! Be fresh! ”
"You are a maid, not a princess, you can eat whatever you want, there is no room for maneuver!"
Lin Xu was a little impatient, and he looked at her a little fiercely, trying to scare her.
But the villain in front of him asked very seriously: "If I wipe the floor, I will eat this at night?" ”
He raised his eyebrows in disbelief, not understanding why she was asking this: "Yes, maids can't be picky eaters." ”
He looks serious, like a kindergarten teacher who teaches his students not to be picky eaters.
Xiao Tianxing sighed, lowered his little head in annoyance, turned around and muttered, "Forget it!" Wipe the floor yourself! If I mop the floor and get dinner like this, I'd rather starve to death! ”
With that, she went into the room without any thoughts.
Lin Xu's tall figure stood at the door of the kitchen in complete shock, he lifted the quick-frozen dumplings in his hand and looked at them, and suddenly felt that bringing this little girl back was simply asking for trouble for himself!
Because it was a new apartment, Lin Xu also moved here for the first time, so there was no nanny in the apartment.
The ones he ate at noon were also quick-frozen dumplings bought from the supermarket.
Twisting his eyebrows, he put the dumplings back in the refrigerator, walked back to the room, and saw that the small figure was lying on the bed again, wrapped in a sheet and closing his eyes.
He walked over impatiently, raised his foot and kicked the side of the bed: "Do you eat or not?" ”
She lay on her side and gave him a blank look: "I'm not a pig!" ”
He held his temple: "What do you mean?" ”
She sat up and looked at him indignantly: "I am a human, not a pig!" Only a pig would send anything in his mouth! I'm human, of course I have to eat something delicious, otherwise, what's the difference between me and a pig? ”
The corners of Lin Xu's mouth twitched: "Then what do you want to eat?" ”
She looked at him with disdain: "What a bad memory! ”
With that, she fell backwards and fell asleep again.
Lin Xu suddenly remembered that she had said outside that she wanted to eat fresh. So he kicked the side of the bed again and said, "You are a maid now, do you understand your own identity?" ”
She closed her eyes and said faintly, "Maids are also human!" Eat fresh food that people eat, too! ”
Half an hour later.
Xiao Tianxing sat at the dining table beautifully, eating all kinds of takeaways that Lin Xu called and ordered.
The oily mouth stirred with satisfaction, and the oily little claws also grabbed Lin Xu's shirt one by one: "Really, it's delicious!" ”
"Take your claws away!" Lin Xu looked angrily at the stains on his arms that she had scratched, and his face was gloomy.
Xiao Tianxing smiled: "Don't worry, I'll wash you!" ”
He glared at her: "Remember to wash the dishes!" ”
After eating, Lin Xu went back to the room.
Xiao Tianxing patted his stomach with satisfaction, and went to the kitchen with the plate to prepare for cleaning, but before he could take two steps, there were too many plates, he couldn't hold it, and his hand slipped and all broke on the ground.
Lin Xu rushed out to take a look, she squatted on the ground, and looked at him pitifully: "Or, deduct it from my salary?" ”