Chapter 29 That's not what it says in the album
In the afternoon, the much-anticipated Loufu competition finally began. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Today is the selection of martial artists, and as one by one martial artists take the stage, everyone's eyes can't help but cast on the high platform built by Lou Mansion.
"This cunning guy dares to arrange my sister like this. Really, really, it makes no sense! At this time, surrounded by several maids in Lou Mansion, a girl in a red dress snorted, out of family education, after thinking about it for a long time, she didn't come up with any scolding words.
"Miss, drink a bowl of chilled plum soup to reduce the fire." The girl next to her flatteringly brought a bowl of sweet and sour plums and handed it over.
"Hmph, if you don't teach that villain a lesson, this fire can't go down." The girl in the red dress gulped and drank all the clouds, and her little jade-like hand directly wiped the water stains on the corners of her mouth. Angrily, he put the cup back on the tray next to him, and his eyes wandered around several high platforms, and he looked at the two strange-looking test takers on the high platform in the middle.
"In the lower high in the friend! This brother, please! A man in a black power suit clasped his fists and saluted a fat man in a brown skit on the opposite side.
"Go down, you will definitely lose this competition!" The fat man, who weighed at least nearly two hundred pounds, put his hands behind his back, and looked at Gao Zaipeng opposite with an indifferent face.
Gao Zaipeng was puzzled, "Why, I am a member of a martial arts family, and I have been practicing martial arts for more than ten years since I was a child!" ”
The fat man stroked the small book on his chest, which was a little hard, and suddenly felt a sense of security in his heart, and immediately sneered, "But the fat man has already seen you through!" ”
Looking at this fat man's image of a calm and breezy master, Gao Zaipeng's heart was excited, has he reached the kind of realm where he can see his depth without making a move? Gao Zaipeng looked solemnly at the fat man who looked like a master on the opposite side.
"Although Your Excellency is strong in martial arts, you will enter Lou Mansion this time, and you will be determined to succeed."
"Well, since you have humiliated yourself, you can't complain about the fat man, do it, the fat man will be measured." The fat man said with a compassionate look.
"Offended!" Gao Zaipeng shouted, his waist twisted, and the whole person rose into the air, his legs were like drills, and he kicked at the fat man.
The fat man screamed, punched like electricity, and fought with Gao Zaipeng a few times, and the fist wind and leg wind did not stop.
Wo Cao, it turns out that there are indeed martial arts masters in this era, although it is not like the big bang that is overwhelming and shining as in later movies, but the excitement is that some sanda and professional boxing matches in later generations are simply weak.
"So you're not a good one." After fighting a few moves, Gao Zaipeng finally breathed a sigh of relief, Uncle Ni, his martial arts skills are not high, and his ability to brag is not small.
"The best is to come, I'll see my tricks." The fat man snorted, although he had fallen into the disadvantage at this time, the fat man still looked like he was winning.
"Dead duck with a hard mouth, see how I get you off the stage!" Gao Zaipeng sighed, but unfortunately Gao Zaipeng will not cross, otherwise he will definitely scold at this time, and labor and management will kill you who pretend to be *B.
The two sides flew and fought on the stage, fists and feet, and it was not lively. The fat man of more than 200 catties sold a flaw, knocked Gao Zaipeng back with one punch, and immediately laughed, "You are doomed, bah!" Look at the trick, Ssangyong goes to sea! ”
"I'm afraid not necessarily." Gao Zaipeng's face was as pale as iron, and he rushed forward, but his left leg was quietly raised. Seeing that Fang Yun's legs were clamped, Dan Dan actually had a little sadness as the same kind.
"Whew-------"
A terrible howl silenced the cacophony of thousands of people present.
I saw a fat man of more than 200 pounds, and the two legs under him at this time, oh, should be three legs, between the two legs of the fat man, suddenly there was a leg that was high in his friend.
The fat man's face turned black into the color of pig liver, and he pointed at Gao Zaipeng tremblingly left and right, trembling his lips, "You, you ......."
"I'm sorry, I, I didn't mean to." Gao Zaipeng was dizzy for a while, and quickly retracted his legs, bounced a few feet away, and looked at the fat man in disbelief, if Niya had used this Buddhist lion's roar before, I would have admitted defeat a long time ago.
The fat man stepped down with one hand, and with the other trembling, he took out a booklet from his arms. It is the next volume of the Lou Mansion Album Package, and the Lou Mansion Martial Arts Artist Applies for the Master Ranking!
The fat man turned to the third page with a blue face, raised his head with difficulty, glanced at Gao Zaipeng, made sure that he didn't recognize the wrong person, and said with a hint of crying, "That's right, your last trick is obviously a wild horse mane, how did you become a monkey stealing peaches, I bought the inside information with ten taels of silver, how could it be wrong?" That's not what it says in the album! ”
After a long time, the fat man howled miserably again, "Selling albums, the fat man is not finished with you!" ”
"Giggle, laugh at me, you idiot!" The girl in the red dress leaned forward and backwards with an unscrupulous smile in the stands, ignoring the sadness of other people's balls.
"Miss Yun Jia, the person who made this album is really harmful." A few maids next to him couldn't help laughing.
"Where can I blame others, I can only blame myself for being too stupid, but the bad guy who made the album, arranging my sister like this, I will definitely give him a good look." Shaoyun in the red dress snorted.
Tick! A drop of cold sweat slipped down Fang Yun's forehead, this also depends on the book, this fat man is also a superb. Fang Yun quickly thought of a very serious problem. Although there was no high pill protection method in ancient times, and this fat man was also a little dogmatic, but the woods were so big that there were all kinds of birds, and it was hard to guarantee that some guys who couldn't pull out the blame for the gravity of the center of the earth blamed them for this trumped-up crime.
"Brother Fang, that person, he should have been injured a lot." Zhong Xiaorou also had a toothache when she saw it beside her, and asked with a slightly twisted face.
"I guess so." Fang Yun laughed dryly, not only was the injury not light, it was simply a devastating blow, not a personal experience, women never understand the pain of men at this time, it is no longer something that words can express, what makes people suffer even more is the huge psychological burden and pressure before confirming that there is no problem with Dandan. The physical and mental torture is the most terrible.
"Brother Fang, did you say that person had a problem because of our booklet?" Zhong Xiaorou was kind-hearted after all, and said a little unbearably.
"You can't blame us for this, you can only blame the opponent's moves, even if this fat man doesn't get hit, other people will be injured."
Fang Yun comforted, but his heart was also horizontal, he didn't care about a bird, he couldn't go back to the capital, he didn't want to go back, he couldn't starve to death in Hangzhou, earn his own money, and let other people's eggs hurt!
However, as soon as Fang Yun made a decision, he saw a familiar guy on crutches, probing his brain in the crowd, his face wrapped in circles of white gauze, but a pair of thief eyes were turning drippingly, who else was Zhang Bahu who had been painstakingly educated by Shoude and Zhong Lei a few days ago? There are two other limping guys next to him, who seem so different in the bustling crowd, Uncle Ni, do you still form a group when you go out?
Alas, there is a way in heaven that you don't take, and there is no door in hell for you to break in, since you are injured, just take care of your injuries at home, there is a way that God does not take, but suffers from it, and now it is actually sent to the door, no wonder me.