Chapter 66: Two Flies
Since Zhuang Laifu thought that his future was planted in women, he became particularly interested in women, especially after his woman suffered a stroke, this interest seemed to be even stronger. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
In Jiaxin, Deputy Manager Zhuang has always been a celebrity known for his courage to manage.
Sometimes after getting up in the middle of the night, even if it is a time to pee, he can wear pajamas and pajamas, drive a Buick car, and go to various branches to check the post.
Deputy Manager Zhuang Zha Gang actually has his own intentions. First, you can show your enthusiasm to the superiors. Seeing that the deputy manager of my village worked hard in the company during the day, he did not forget the company at night, and he was trying to establish his image as a senior executive who dared to grasp and manage. Second, you can satisfy your own selfish desires. He regarded the inspection as a means of financial management, as long as the problem was found during the inspection, he did not publicize it everywhere, always called the parties aside, and said with a straight face that you are lacking in so-and-so, let me deal with you? After leaving this sentence, he patted his ass and left, and the rest of the content was left to the person concerned to perfect. Those grassroots managers with black veils on their heads, who were involved in the problem, couldn't sit still, and had to go to the home or office of the deputy general manager Zhuang a few more times. Since you are guilty of coming to the door, you must not go empty-handed, otherwise you will not be able to show your attitude of admitting your mistakes. If the deputy manager Zhuang waits at home or in the office for a whole day, and the relevant parties have not reacted, then the trouble will be big, and the criticism and circulars on the third day will be flying all over the sky, and all kinds of tricks will come, and all kinds of tricks will come, and the secondary company that has caused the accident will be turned upside down, so that the party concerned can become the negative example of the company.
As an ordinary management method for enterprise managers, Chagang has been exerted to the extreme by Deputy Manager Zhuang.
This is called fame and fortune.
It's called killing two birds with one stone.
It is true that the workers in the third shift hate him; It is not necessary to say that the workers in the third shift are afraid of him. If a worker makes a mistake and is unfortunately caught by the deputy manager of the village, the big deal is that he suffers a little crime for his own money, and he has never heard of any leader who can demote a worker to a deputy worker. Those who hate him and fear him are those leaders who have a half-official position on their heads, because with the supernatural powers of Deputy Manager Zhuang, it is possible to let the leaders of these second-level units enter heaven or hell at any time.
In fact, not only the people up and down the secondary company hate him and are afraid of him, but the various departments of the agency are not much better because of the existence of Deputy Manager Zhuang. In the office, the clerks of various departments can be said to be as frightened as a tiger when they see Deputy Manager Zhuang, and it is true that Deputy Manager Zhuang enjoys a nickname related to tigers in the company -- Smiling Tiger. On weekdays, Deputy General Manager Zhuang is very polite when he sees anyone, and he always has a classic smile on his face, even if you have a deep hatred with him, he will take the initiative to come up to greet you warmly, shake your hand, pat your back, that degree of intimacy, and even make you wonder if the original holiday was because of your own fault.
I'm not afraid of being ruthless, I'm not afraid of being a scoundrel, I'm afraid that someone will be behind my back. If the deputy manager of Zhuang is always close to you for a certain period of time, you have to be careful, in addition to saving my body every day and trying to do my job well, it is best to run to the deputy manager of Zhuang to be more diligent, otherwise your position of taking more money and not doing much work is afraid to be difficult to protect.
In order to make the daily management of the agency to a higher level, in order to stimulate the high-pitched enthusiasm of grassroots employees, Deputy Manager Zhuang always innovates his own working methods.
Once, when Deputy Manager Zhuang was lying on the sofa for a morning break, he woke up and suddenly found two flies circling outside the glass of the window. Sometimes they fly in the air, sometimes they land on glass. One fly always tries to climb onto the back of the other fly, while the other fly dodges and moves, agilely avoiding left and right, apparently not wanting the fly to succeed in its scheme. They chased each other, sometimes crawling around on the glass, sometimes in the air. The bored deputy manager Zhuang looked at it with interest for a long time, looked at it, and he realized a profound truth from it, feeling that life is extremely short, and flies are even more insignificant compared with the life span of humans, even small insects such as flies can sacrifice the time of lunch break, and pursue their own short-term happiness in a limited time.
Flies have the right to pursue happiness of the opposite sex, and human beings, as the spirits of all things, should enjoy the happiness they can enjoy in time! With his own identity, his own position, and his high prestige in the Jiaxin Company, Deputy Manager Zhuang felt that with his current superior conditions, he was a hundred times stronger than the unlucky guy who was chasing after another fly anyway. If the fly wants to be favored by the opposite sex, it needs to consume a lot of physical strength, and the final result is still unknown, it may be exhausted to death, or it may not even touch the edge of the fly's buttocks. Exhausted, tired, sad! Compared with that poor fly, his situation can be said to be unique, and if he can't use it in time, it is simply a waste of resources. With his current title, he only needs to consume some mind and come up with some methods, and he can completely let the prey of his dreams sit obediently beside him.
As a leader, it is always not difficult to think of a way, otherwise it cannot be called a leader. But the premise is to think about it first, and the way to come up with it must be both decent and reasonable, so that those people below can't find loopholes and can't speak. Once you have the right approach, you can implement it openly, and you don't have to worry about not being able to achieve your wishes. Deputy Manager Zhuang spent a whole afternoon thinking about this matter, and when he was about to leave work, he finally came up with a method that he thought was quite perfect. He felt that it was necessary for him to learn from the fly, and to sacrifice some of his noon and evening breaks to communicate with his subordinates regularly, and as for the form of communication, he planned to start in the form of a symposium or a personal conversation. The reason is not difficult to find, that is, to be able to understand the psychological state of employees in a timely manner, as well as their expectations for the company and the future of the individual.
Deputy Manager Zhuang's idea took only half a day from conception to implementation.
Symposiums are rarely held, and they are tiring, and they are not fruitful in discussions. Those lowly employees can be said to be so selfish, they never think about the company, they are bent on asking the company to put money in their pockets. Every time we hold a symposium, we don't seem to have any more ambitious ideals than collectively shouting for higher wages and better benefits, and these harsh demands are not something that he, the deputy general manager, can solve.
Deputy Manager Zhuang is more keen on the way of personal conversation, because the way of personal conversation is one-on-one, a worker can not turn up any big waves, so that when talking, you can find the feeling of superiority of the leader, and the situation is easier to control. Most of the people who interviewed Deputy Manager Zhuang were female employees, and there were also male employees, but there were very few. Even if you talk to a female employee, you can't have no choice, if you look too ugly, you can talk about the last time, and if you talk too much, it's boring and not interesting; If you look beautiful, you might as well talk about it a few more times, flowers can cultivate people's temperament, and beauties can delight people's body and mind! Deputy Manager Zhuang felt that he felt really good when talking to the beautiful staff, which not only conformed to the physiological instinct of opposites attracting, but also allowed his thoughts to gallop freely.
When Deputy Manager Zhuang talks to every female employee, he will repeat a sentence, saying that this is a protracted work, which will be normalized and institutionalized in the future, regardless of when, where, when there is time, when to carry out work, I hope that comrades can understand the good intentions of the company's leaders and actively cooperate.
Deputy Manager Zhuang seems to be busier than ever. In class, he talks to female staff about work; After class, he asked his female subordinates to talk about things. Since it's a discussion, you can't be too rigid, and the work is just a little thing, and you always hold on to it, and even you feel bored. You must be good at adjusting the atmosphere and being good at leading employees to the topics they want to talk about, which is what you want to do.
The content of each meeting between Deputy Manager Zhuang and female staff can be said to be varied. It is necessary to make an opening statement, which is the only thing that has some relevance to the work of the interlocutor during the whole discussion, in fact, the empty chat for a few minutes is just to wipe face, so that some discussants who are not tight-mouthed will leak the content of the conversation, and after the news is outside, the employees will say that their symposium is not a proper business. The opening remarks are mainly based on praise, supplemented by criticism, things at work are always passed by, and emotional communication can be regarded as entering the main topic, the affair of Jiaxin Company, the peach style of film and television stars, Liang Shanbai and Zhu Yingtai who turned into butterflies, Romeo and Juliet who were martyred...... Anything that has anything to do with the love can be used by Deputy Manager Zhuang to talk about it.
Regarding the love between Liang, Zhu, Luo and Zhu, Deputy Manager Zhuang has always had his own opinions. His point of view is that men are good at hunting, and women are romantic by nature, even if Liang, Zhu, Luo, and Zhu really combined, it is still unknown whether they can be happy in the future. For this point, Deputy Manager Zhuang has his own reasons, his reason is: Liang, Luo and Zhu, Zhu are all mortals, they (she) eat the fireworks of the world, since they also eat grains, it is impossible to escape the human emotions of those traps, like the new and hate the old, stained flowers and grass, they (she) may become an ordinary pair among many secular men and women, and there may also be Liang and Luo wrapped the second wife, or Zhu, Zhu Hongxing out of the wall and other romantic things.
When saying the above high opinions, Deputy Manager Zhuang will always keep an eye on the female staff and carefully study their psychology to determine whether to take the next action. If the female employee agrees with him, it means that there is a way to do it, and it will be easier for her to carry out her wishes; If the female staff does not know how to climb up the pole, then there will be some trouble in the implementation of the plan, he must not only be patient to enlighten, but also patient to wait, because understanding always needs a process, especially between superiors and subordinates, one is the posture of looking up, the other is the posture of looking down, and it is more necessary to be patient if you want to achieve the tacit understanding of the heart.
It is undeniable that Deputy Manager Zhuang's work has been carried out relatively smoothly, and it can be said that he has achieved the desired effect. At first, he talked to the female staff, and then some of the female staff came to the door on their own initiative, some of them found him in his office during their lunch break, and some ran to his home after work. Most of the female staff who came to his house did so under the pretext of visiting his wife. Whether in class or at home, Deputy Manager Zhuang and them have long been heart-to-heart and tacit. Some of them said that they wanted to report their thoughts, and some prayed for Deputy Manager Zhuang to better understand themselves, but in fact, there was only one purpose, which was the secret between Deputy Manager Zhuang and these female employees.
The symposium can produce such an effect, and Deputy Manager Zhuang has no reason to be dissatisfied. But the years are not forgiving! After a long time, the deputy manager of Zhuang, who was in his fifties, felt that his body was a little unbearable, there were too many teacups, and there was only one teapot, and he wanted to meet the wishes of each teacup, which was really difficult for him! Pomegranate flowers die, do ghosts are also romantic, deputy manager Zhuang is out of the way, he thought of a traditional aphrodisiac method, then called the restaurant owner at the door of the company, as mentioned above, deputy manager Zhuang is never in the company's collective canteen to eat, he is often worried that the company gives him tens of thousands of yuan of business entertainment every year will not be spent, this kind of debt to himself fattened the public thing he is generally not willing to do. This restaurant is also the restaurant that the deputy manager Zhuang fixed for his daily meals, and he asked the owner of the restaurant to add a bowl of bullwhip soup to himself every day when he delivered food.
The owner of the hotel is the nephew of a good classmate of Deputy Manager Zhuang, surnamed Zhang, because of the lush beard on his face, people around him call him Zhang Dabeard. Under the care of Deputy Manager Zhuang, Zhang Dabeard's business has been very prosperous, because Deputy Manager Zhuang once greeted the heads of various second-level units for him, and asked people from the second-level company to entertain or anything to come to this restaurant for dinner. It stands to reason that what Deputy Manager Zhuang asked him to do on the phone, he should be full of promises and honestly do it, but this matter may be a little difficult for him, he said to Deputy Manager Zhuang on the phone: "Uncle, the bullwhip is expensive!" And it's not very easy to do! ”
Deputy Manager Zhuang said: "Nephew, whether the bullwhip is expensive or not has nothing to do with you, when did my uncle rely on your food money?" As for whether you can get the bullwhip or not, it's up to you. There is no bullwhip horizontally and vertically, and dog whips and sheep whips are fine, you can get a bowl for your uncle every day. ”
The owner of the hotel said, "Uncle, it's not easy to whip a dog or a sheep!" After all, a dog and a sheep can only grow a whip, these are some rare objects, have been booked by some big hotels, and it is difficult to find them in the market! ”
Deputy Manager Zhuang listened, and was stunned for a while, feeling that this kid's words had a certain truth, but isn't it, if a dog has two whips on its body, is it still called a dog? Later, I thought about it, I couldn't even do this little thing, what kind of restaurant could I open! He teased this kid on the phone: "Nephew, what you said is really reasonable, if only these cows and dogs could grow more whips like long hair, then you can easily fry a plate of bean sprouts every day for your uncle to eat, isn't it?" ”
"Yes! Oh, yes! In this world, uncle, you understand me best! I'll try my best to get it for you, if one day it's really out of stock, don't complain about me! Zhang Dabeard didn't hear Deputy Manager Zhuang's words, and he expressed his attitude to Deputy Manager Zhuang on the phone. In fact, with his temperament, he couldn't wait to cut off the whip on his body, chop and chop it for Deputy Manager Zhuang to eat.
Of course, when Deputy Manager Zhuang carried out this protracted work, there were also some women who still didn't understand the head of the wooden fish after repeated ignition. They always can't understand the intentions of Deputy Manager Zhuang, some pretend to be deaf and dumb, some pretend to be crazy and stupid, and some even have resistance, and they are not willing to cooperate with Deputy Manager Zhuang at all. For these women, Deputy Manager Zhuang's patience is generally limited, and he is not worried that there is no opportunity for them to leave the agency, so that they can return to the bitter, dirty, and tired production line to accept the baptism of labor.
During this period, there were three women who were exiled to the big package, and another woman was scared by his pulling and pulling in the office of the deputy manager of Zhuang and chose to leave the company.
Liu Ruyu's performance actually belongs to the latter kind of woman.
Deputy Manager Zhuang had given her hints directly or indirectly many times, but each hint reached Liu Ruyu, like a stone thrown into a pond, and soon disappeared. Every time he spoke to her face, she always kept her head down, blushed, and kept silent from beginning to end. made the deputy manager Zhuang both hate and love, and hated that she didn't follow her own way; What he loves is her graceful figure, sweet and gentle voice, and white and beautiful face, but he has nothing to do with her except to watch her swallow and spit or lust in her dreams. For the sake of this woman, how many times did he wake up from his dreams and then it was difficult for him to fall asleep, and even a few times when he shouted the name of "Ruyu" in his dreams, he was pushed awake by his wife and asked him who "Ruyu" was. The unthinkable thing is always the most beautiful thing, for Yi to make people haggard, a few clouds and rain dreams lingered, Deputy Manager Zhuang hated it so much that his teeth were itchy, and his saliva didn't know how many pillows were wet, but he couldn't think of a trick. According to his character, this beautiful and disobedient woman should have been exiled a long time ago, but he has the heart and the guts! If he wants to do this, General Manager Chen won't be able to pass that hurdle! After all, the fate of the company is still in the hands of his uncle, and if the company does not have the plan of the salt company, he may not be able to do it as the deputy general manager.
But just last year, Liu Ruyu's uncle stepped down from the position of head of the planning section of the provincial company, and when he heard that he had retreated to the second line, Deputy Manager Zhuang felt that the opportunity had come.
As early as a week ago, Deputy Manager Zhuang calculated that Liu Ruyu would be on duty on Sunday a week later from the duty schedule of the company's office pressed under the glass table of the desk, so he drove to the company early this morning. Since it was a holiday, the office building seemed deserted. Under normal circumstances, the top management of the company generally does not have holidays, because they have long been accustomed to putting limited energy into unlimited work. Taking the factory as "home" is by no means an empty slogan for them, and the spirit of "ownership" can also be thoroughly implemented by them in action. Coincidentally today, they are on a business trip, and there is something to do, and only one of the senior leaders comes to the company. Dongfeng Ken and Zhou Langben, see where Yi is fleeing today? Deputy Manager Zhuang is humming a little song all the way into the company's office building, for the arrival of Deputy Manager Zhuang, the old Liu Tou in the communication room did not notice anything unusual, he as usual, stretched out a dog face to greet Deputy Manager Zhuang warmly, handed him the newspaper that had just arrived today, and then lowered his head to sort out his newspaper that seemed to never finish.
When Deputy Manager Zhuang arrived at his office, he first opened today's newspaper and found his favorite entertainment page to see if the celebrities had any scandals today. It's still early to act at this moment, and today the company's senior management is only alone, and it is inevitable that someone will come to do things for themselves. He lit a cigarette, lay on his back on the couch, and began to think of his plan of action for today. In fact, the plan has already been thought of, but it is just a matter of revisiting the details to see what is wrong. The morning was finally passed by boredom, and as soon as he had finished his lunch, he deliberately waited for her with the door open.
Waiting for someone is an uncomfortable process, and waiting for a person who makes you think about it is an uncomfortable and sweet process, Deputy Manager Zhuang simply turned on the computer and continued to indulge in his game of eating small fish.
In the picture, a huge zebrafish with black stripes is under the control of his mouse, rushing to the front and the back. The beautiful little fish were so frightened by it that they rushed to the right and left, desperately dodging, trying to escape from its jaws, but there were always one or two unlucky ghosts who fell into its mouth.
Each time a small fish is eaten, its body will increase by a corresponding circle; Every time he eats a small fish, Deputy Manager Zhuang will feel an inexplicable pleasure in his heart. (To be continued.) )