Chapter 5: A Cat and a Dog
That is, the kung fu of an electric drill to eat corn, Jia Yue patted her stomach, and said with dissatisfied teeth: "It seems that after the body becomes smaller, the combat power of this beast has also become smaller, and I used to eat a basket of carrots like this at one time." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ā
Looking at her smug expression, Jiang Liu almost knelt down, eldest sister, you are a strong man of the orc clan, hey, it's just to eat some carrots, is it necessary for you to show off like this? Besides, no matter how you think about it, orcs should be that kind of meatless race, right?
"By the way, what are you going to do at noon today?"
Kazuki looked up at the river.
Jiang Liu opened his mouth, and the corner of his eye looked at the carrot skin that was eaten on the table, and said with a tangled expression: "I was originally going to eat carrot fried beef, but, hmm...... Now let's eat stir-fried shredded beef. ā
"Beef."
Jia Yue immediately showed a disgusted expression, shook her head and said, "Then I still don't want to eat well, you pour me a glass of water." ā
Jiang Liu didn't know what to say anymore, thinking that this guy was also a dignified commander-level orc powerhouse, Nima actually showed a disgusted expression when he heard the shredded beef, do you dare to believe it? If it weren't for the fact that there was nothing wrong with determining that this guy was indeed an orc, I wouldn't know if I would have thought this thing was fasting.
However, even having such a self-proclaimed orc, Jiang Liu, a guy who destroys the three views in the family, can accept it, compared to the fact that orcs hate eating beef, can it still be called a problem?
So after pouring a glass of water for Jiayue, Jiang Liu silently stir-fried a plate of carrot fried beef without carrots, so such a very commemorative lunch was so hasty.
Of course, in order to facilitate Jiayue's height, Jiang Liu specially found her the kind of cup with a larger caliber, so the scene of the contemporary powerhouse licking the water like a dog appeared so miraculously. (Does Nima have a better description!) ļ¼
"What do you see? Believe it or not, I'm gouging out your eyeballs? ā
Feeling Jiang Liu's fiery eyes, Jia Yue glared at him and said viciously.
"You're going to do this yourself."
Jiang Liu's eyebrows twitched, but he still looked away.
As usual, the next time is still idle to fade out of a bird, to say that the customer is almost insulated from this shop, which makes Jiang Liu feel very painful.
The only thing that made him feel a little better was that this guy who didn't even know how to run over and seemed to be a herbivorous orc was conquered by the "Country Love Story" broadcast in the TV series.
This discovery suddenly made Jiang Liu happy and worried, happy that this product finally lived up to expectations and was successfully frightened by the high-tech TV set on the earth with the blessing of thunder drama damage (and the kind that jumped backwards), after all, nothing else, but from the perspective of science and technology, Jiang Liu would never think that this group of guys who only use their muscles to think about things will be compared to humans on the earth.
And the worry is that if you continue to develop according to the urine nature of this plot, this kind of guy who can't even figure out what the principle of electricity is but has a certain force value and is still a beast in his bones, must have smashed the TV for the first time when he encountered this kind of thing, right?
So at the same time that Jiayue's scream came out, Jiang Liu had already rushed over in the shortest time.
However, when he heard a thud, and after seeing a remote control fly in front of him and smash the top of the TV, Jiang Liu instantly knew that he was still too late!
"Nima, my TV, ah!!!"
Jiang Liu hugged the TV in his arms, listening to the sound of electricity in his arms, he raised his head and cast a sad and angry look at the initiator.
"It's none of my business, I just taught this shiny brick a lesson, and it was it that scared me first."
A few steps back with a weak heart, Kazuki looked at the corner of the side and quibbled loudly.
"Do all your bricks look like this?"
Jiang Liu's heart was like a knife touching this TV set that had at least ten years of history just to look at the shape, looking at the irregular stripes displayed on the screen, he patted it lightly with the mood of trying, and then heard the sound of 'Zizi', and the lines of Uncle Wang, the protagonist in "Country Love Story", came from the TV again, Jiang Liu was relieved.
Luckily, nothing happened......
Looking at his frightened appearance, Jia Yue said disdainfully: "Is it necessary to be so distressed? It doesn't look like anything valuable. ā
Jiang Liu, who had just breathed a sigh of relief, heard this, and immediately glared at Jiayue in annoyance, and said hatefully: "Not precious? Do you know how much a TV costs now, and you can't afford to sell it? ā
Jia Yue snorted, and then asked with a curious baby look, "You say this is called a TV?" What is it for? ā
Jiang Liu hesitated for a moment, and finally explained: "All in all, it is a tool for entertainment, I can tell you that you can watch it in the future, but any rough behavior must be forbidden, understand?" ā
"This beast can do what it wants, and you don't need to teach it."
Jia Yue's cold words almost didn't make Jiang Liu angry, he could only keep silently chanting in his heart, 'I chose the road, I chose, deserve it, deserve it!' That's just a little bit better.
"You're my little apple, I can't love you too much......"
A song "Little Apple" suddenly resounded and startled Jiang Liu and Jia Yue at the same time, the latter immediately jumped up for some reason, looked vigilantly at the direction where the sound came from, that is, the location of Jiang Liu's pocket, and cast a questioning look at him: "Is it an enemy attack?" ā
"No, no, it's my phone ringing."
Jiang Liu waved his hand awkwardly, and hurriedly turned on the phone in front of Jia Yue, but he didn't expect it to be the itinerant dealer who sold Jia Yue to himself for ten yuan.
"Hey, hello."
Because of the matter of Jiayue, it was not natural for Jiang Liu to speak.
But the strange thing is that there was a very noisy rumbling sound over there, somewhat similar to the feeling of falling bricks, then a woman's light gasp, and then the cold voice of the owner came from the other end of the phone: "It's me, I ask you now if you saw a big white dog and a cat running over to your side."
Jiang Liu was stunned when he heard this, and suddenly wondered, how could a dog and a cat come to his house for no reason, and hurriedly replied: "Eh, no, is there anything wrong?" ā
"That's right."
There was a pause and said, "Originally, I was going to sell the dog and cat to you for ten yuan, but there was a little accident on the way, and the two disappeared, and I was looking for it, and I found your phone number back." ā
Sell me two for ten bucks? Before Jiang Liu could recover from this price, a busy tone came from the phone.
"Hey, hey? Nima, what's this called! ā
Jiang Liu scratched his hair frantically.
Seeing this, Jia Yue asked, "What's wrong?" ā
"I don't know how to explain it......"
Jiang Liu had a tangled expression on his face.
Then, just as Kazuki was about to say something, another "Little Apple" bell rang.
Jiang Liu picked it up and took a look, I'll go, why is that guy calling again?
It just so happened that he still had a lot of problems to solve, and when he just clicked the connect button and was about to say something, a puzzled voice suddenly came from there: "By the way, did you call me?" ā
Jiang Liu was stunned again, this kind of stomach just got to the throat and then suffocated back to feel honestly really uncomfortable, but he still replied honestly: "That's right, you ......"
"I just want to make sure it's you called, after all, I haven't been using my phone for a long time, so I'm so bothered."
The river is messy in the wind......
Nima took the trouble to call her for a long time, just to confirm that he had called her again.
There's something wrong with this guy!
"Wait a minute!"
A shout stopped the other party from hanging up.
Jiang Liu took a deep breath and tried his best to make his voice sound softer: "That, I have something I want to ask you here, do you want to take some time to meet?" ā
After speaking, he couldn't help but hold his breath, and listened to the voice of the woman on the other side of the phone exhaling slightly with that nervous and expectant mood.
"I'm a little busy right now, and I can't sell you without getting the dogs and cats back."
The woman showed rare stubbornness in this regard, and even Jiang Liu was stunned by her, and she really couldn't understand why the other party was so loyal to sell those animals to him at a cheap price.
However, the other party refused to come out to meet him, Jiang Liu still had to persuade: "It will definitely be a little difficult for you to find it alone, if you want to say that I am very familiar with this piece, why don't we meet first, and then go and find it?" ā
"Sounds good, see you at the old place."
Then he didn't care whether Jiang Liu agreed or not, the other party directly agreed to him, and then hung up the phone.
"How?"
Kazuki asked at the right time.
"She's agreed to meet me, but I think you'll have to disguise yourself before you can prove that she's suspicious."
Putting the phone in his pants pocket, Jiang Liu thought for a while and said.
"What do you mean?"
Jia Yue looked up at Jiang Liu, who touched his nose and said with a dry smile: "That, because I think it's necessary to put a leash on you because you want to go out, otherwise you just follow me obediently and don't you think it's a little too eye-catching?" It's rare to see such an obedient rabbit, no, there isn't one at all, it looks like ......."
"Want to put a leash on me? Don't dream, I'm not a dog, so I won't satisfy your low-level interests. ā
Jia Yue glanced at him coldly, then stood on tiptoe and spread out her little furry hands towards the river: "Or you can carry me out." ā
"Huh? This ......"
Jiang Liugan glanced at her with a smile, not to mention the furry appearance, big eyes and naturally drooping ears, to be honest, it is really cute, it must be very comfortable to hold in his arms and if the posture is right, the arms can be rubbed inadvertently...... Ahem, Nima, don't be evil, this guy is just a rabbit now, buddy!