Chapter Thirty-Eight: I was originally going to breed a #drug cat

Jiang Liu, who was still a little weak because of Mu Lin's matter, heard the girl's unceremonious tone, and then his face turned cold, and he asked rhetorically, "What do you want?" ”

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The girl raised her chin, looked at Jiang Liu with contempt, pointed to the purple-black cat at his feet and said, "This cat must be killed immediately!" ”

Execute?

Jiang Liu was suddenly startled.

As for Mullin? Well, a certain cat sheriff's face was already blue with anger (don't ask me how I saw it), she took a few steps forward, and said in a cold tone: "Jiang Liu, this guy has offended the crime of 'insulting public officials' in Article 176,735 of the Imperial Law, according to Article 47 of the General Outline of the Legislative Table 13,750,000, all insults to public officials and other persons regardless of their race are sentenced to one thousand and one years in prison, do you need me to enforce it?" ”

"It's amazing that I can remember so many regulations."

The circuitry in the brain has been severely knotted and blocked, and Zoeko's eyes are circled.

"You're not focusing on the right thing, are you?"

Jiang Liu complained, and then asked Mu Lin in a low voice, "Anyway, are you really going to arrest her?" Right now? ”

At this moment, he could even predict what kind of panic would be caused when the news of this girl was brought back to the kingdom of the gods of Mar was exposed on the earth, first of all, those scientists who advocated the theory of the earth and threatened that there could be no other life in the universe except for the earth could all go back to the furnace and recreate.

Secondly, as one of the main characters here and the only human being, he will be immediately bombarded by a certain expert for 'ball rape' and the like, and maybe from today he will go down in history and complete the astonishing achievement that no one else can be listed as a negative image textbook for educating the next generation by the global race, and even his portrait may be hung in Tiananmen Square-......

"Do you want to slow down this?"

Thinking of something that might happen in the future, Jiang Liu asked cautiously.

"Well, that's what Sergeant Ben thinks too."

Jiang Liu didn't expect Mu Lin to agree so freely, isn't this guy Nima a current criminal who insulted the majesty of your imperial public officials?

"Actually, it's because my power is temporarily sealed."

Mu Lin also seemed to feel a little embarrassed, and said with a low head: "At most, make a prediction." ”

"! Then you just said your brother-in-law seriously! ”

Jiang Liu looked at this guy with an incredulous expression, and was almost frightened by this girl.

"Get used to it......"

Mu Lin said embarrassedly.

Although he knew that no one except himself could hear Mu Lin's voice and the others, being stared at by the girl's eyes as if she was looking at a neuropathy still made Jiang Liu feel Alexander. He quickly coughed, and then said with a straight face: "I'm sorry, I can't agree to your request." ”

Seeing that the girl's face changed slightly, Jiang Liu continued: "If you want to ask me why, I can only tell you that I think your request is not reasonable, first of all, I don't see any problems with your cat, maybe there is, but it must not be big." But I can pay for the mistakes my cat made and compensate for all the medical expenses. ”

Hearing his words, a trace of appreciation suddenly flashed in Li Youran's eyes, just take a dead house that has never seen the world as an example (Nima's dead house provoked you?) She thought that it was not easy for Jiang Liu to be able to say what she wanted to express in such an orderly manner, she had seen too many of the kind of guys who were sweating because of stress before they could speak, and some of them fainted because of excessive nervousness.

Of course, if she knew that the Jiang Liu family could throw it out alive (only three girls) would trigger an interdimensional level battle, I am afraid she would not think so.

Returning to the topic, after listening to the girl's proposal, Jiang Liu's face naturally turned completely cold: "Why? ”

The girl snorted, pointed to the British shorthair in the arms of the strong man with the 'bodyguard face' next to her, and said: "Just because it is the purest British shorthair cat bred by the British royal family for Miss Ben." ”

"The British royal family is specially cultivated? Isn't it remarkable? ”

Jiang Liu snorted, moved his steps and pointed to Mu Lin who was exposed to everyone's eyes, and said proudly: "Introduction, this Linlin is a breed specially cultivated by the fourth generation of my Jiang family, with the IQ of a 12-year-old child, especially recognizable to the master, super learning ability, can go to the toilet on his own without adults worrying, characterized by liking meowing, unmarried." ”

Not only was the girl stunned, but even Mu Lin, who was looking at the place where her eyes were gathered, suddenly cast her messy eyes towards Jiang Liu.

"Are you kidding?"

The girl laughed angrily.

"Why, don't you believe it?"

Looking at the girl's 'this still needs to be asked' eyes, Jiang Liu nodded and said to Mu Lin: "Linlin, meow twice." ”

Meow twice?

Mu Lin had the urge to faint immediately, and even the corners of Jiayue's eyes couldn't help twitching.

"yes, Linlin."

Zuo chair immediately came to join in the fun: "Meow a few times." ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

Mu Lin took a deep breath and blushed a cat face, well, all for the empire!

"Meow, meow~"

What a shame --

After two screams, Mu Lin wanted to dig a hole and bury her head in it.

"Hmph, what's this, my Huahua can do the same after a few trainings."

The girl cut in disdain.

Jiang Liu didn't expect to be able to convince the other party with just such a small thing, he took out a brick from his pants pocket - oh, it's a mobile phone, sorry.

Then, he put his phone on the ground and asked Mu Lin: "For example, Linlin, if this thing is a poison # product, what would you do?" ”

Mu Lin was dumbfounded.

What is poison, poison #?

Forgive Mu Lin in her career as a criminal police officer, she didn't understand the meaning of this word at all, and she didn't understand some cultures on the earth, which is also where Jiang Liu miscalculated.

So under the eyes of everyone, Mu Lin, who hesitated repeatedly, finally seemed to have made a decision. She stretched her paws forward, leaning backwards, then her head forward, her eyes fixed on the phone on the ground, she took a deep breath, made a long live empire motion, and-

"Meow Meowβ€”"

"Meow Meowβ€”"

I saw her screaming anxiously, while circling around the mobile phone, as if lying on the ground was not a large-screen mobile phone but an emergency injured patient who had been in a coma for a long time and was waiting for rescue, and in the back, she even bit Jiang Liu's trouser leg with her teeth as if trying to remind him of his attention.

The scene seemed to be frozen, and a large number of petrified sounds came one after another.

Looking at the various toothy expressions of the people around him, Jiang Liu hurriedly swept away the embarrassment on his face and explained seriously: "It's not bad, right? To be honest, I originally planned to train Linlin to become a #drug cat, but seeing that she is so talented, I changed it to a search and rescue cat. ”

ps:The number of words in this chapter is relatively small.,I'm sorry.,There's not a lot of manuscripts.,It's hi to play on the National Day...... Adjusting the state, cough cough~