Chapter 51: Oops My Grass
So, after listening to the explanation for nearly two minutes, Jiang Liu's brain circuits suddenly formed a set of unbelievable comic books. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Come on Jin, these are weeding scissors."
“……”
"Hurry up and get it, Xiao Jin, don't you want to eat steak?"
“……”
"Obviously, this kind of thing should be used with your fingers!! Jiang Liu, that dead liar!!"
it! How could this kind of training be successful! Please, please consider that it is impossible for a dog to stretch out its fingers like a human, hey!! And why did I add 'Jiang Liu's dead liar' to it!
All right!
At this moment, Jiang Liu could fully imagine what it would be like when Susan pointed to the steak on the table with her left hand, and forced the Condor to hold the scissors in her hand with her right hand, and he could completely make up Xiao Jin's confused expression.
Of course, although he has complained about this brainless lady millions of times in his heart, and even he himself knows very well that it is more difficult to get a dog to pick up a pair of chopsticks than to do pull-ups with his toes, but in fact, how can a guy with strong self-esteem like Jiang Liu admit that there are still things in this world that he can't do? (There are a lot of them...... )
So, under the gaze of unknown meaning in all aspects, Jiang Liu coughed and said to Susan with a serious expression: "Your training method is obviously not good. ”
"It can't be!"
Yan Yuanzhou retorted loudly, and his noisy behavior obviously made Miss Su, who was thinking about how to refute Jiang Liu, feel very displeased, but she didn't say anything.
Seeing his excited appearance, Jiang Liu had a lot of reason to suspect that the reason why this guy had nothing to do and came all the way to theorize with him about the academic question of 'can dogs weed' was probably because he wanted to be able to play with himself as the protagonist in all aspects, of course, he had no doubt that after that, he did the act of pointing out a way out to Miss Su that was basically impossible to succeed, just to further expand his own value!
Therefore, based on so much evidence above and looking at it in combination, Jiang Liu thinks that if he doesn't make a move, he will be a little sorry if he completes a gorgeous slap in the face, which can be called a bug-level anti-heaven soul training method in the training world.
"Nothing is impossible, facts speak louder than words."
Jiang Liuding looked at Yan Yuanzhou, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a confident smile: "Zoeko." ”
"Huh? Master, what are you looking for me? ”
Throwing the silver thread, Zoeko jumped in front of Jiang Liu, and the inexplicable vitality was full of vitality, no matter how many times Jiang Liu watched it, there was an even more inexplicable headache.
"Hmm...... Get me a pair of scissors to ......."
"Okay!"
Looking at the back of Zoe Zi bouncing away, Jiang Liu couldn't help but complain in his heart, is this girl a rabbit!
After a while, the sound of clattering came along with Zoeko's figure.
I saw Zoeko throw the rag that I didn't know where to turn it out on the ground, and then it was almost full of scissors.
"Because there are too many scissors, people are afraid of taking the wrong ones, so they simply move them all."
Although I'm used to Zoeko's out-of-the-box thinking nerves and the nature of making two mistakes from time to time, and even the face that will put on a silly and sweet face whenever you make a mistake, what does it mean for you to bring the eyebrow trimmer together! And there are kitchen knives and razors in there, I'll go! I don't know, I thought he was going out to cut people, this is!
With a sweep of his eyes, Jiang Liu accurately picked up the big scissors for weeding, but when his eyes fell on the head of the Condor Three Evils, one thing made him difficult.
"What? Can't you do it? If not, just say it, don't delay everyone's time. ”
Yan Yuanzhou, who keenly captured the subtle expression on Jiang Liu's face, looked at Jiang Liu with a sarcastic expression.
"It's not a question of whether you can do it or not, but I don't have a flower pot that can be used for experiments, and the only pot is left by my father when he died."
In the end, Jiang Liu raised his head, and his face was suddenly full of reminiscence: "You must know, I have been a very filial person since I was a child, and the wall you see now is full of large and small awards when I was in elementary school, and I did this just because my father sighed back then that it would be great if his son could win the award, and then talk about the pot of flowers, it comes from the flower and bird market on the side of Huangshan, alas, don't be in a hurry first, and listen to me finish talking first, Even this pot of flowers from the flower and bird market also has some touching stories for me, I remember that it was a cold winter, my father and I ......"
"Enough!"
Yan Yuanzhou, who had no patience to listen to it for a long time, roared angrily: "What do you want to say, hurry up, don't open the topic!" ”
"Why don't people have any patience these days?"
Jiang Liu shook his head and said, "Okay, actually, I want to say that I do have a pot of flowers here, but it was left by my father before his death, and it is very commemorative, if it is just for experiments......"
"Count me in!"
Yan Yuanzhou once again interrupted Miss Su's action when she was about to say 'I'll buy it'.
Under Jiang Liu's happy eyes, he hurriedly added after saying this: "Of course, the premise is that you can succeed in doing this!" ”
"Of course, of course!"
Jiang Liu immediately smiled, what kind of flowers left by his father before his death should be rolled directly to the calves!
He quickly turned back to Zoe and ordered, "Eh, take down the mimosa next to my upstairs window." ”
Bang -
Looking at Yan Yuanzhou, who was touching his hair and standing up with an embarrassed face, and Susan, who had a wonderful expression, Jiang Liu asked with a strange expression: "What's wrong with you, is there something wrong?" ”
"What a flower, it's just a mimosa!"
Compared with Yan Yuanzhou's angry pig's liver-like face, after the experience of fighting with Jiang Liu last time, Susan's performance was slightly better, but she still snorted to express her dissatisfaction.
"Well, I care about these details, right, how can I say that shy grass is also a kind of flower."
Jiang Liu waved his hand.
Zoeko then quickly ran down with a pot of mimosas, but a white velvet rabbit stood on her shoulder.
"Bunny!"
Seeing the lop-eared rabbit on Zoeko's shoulder, Susan's eyes immediately shot wolf-like hungry eyes like a cat meeting a mouse.
As for the river?
Well, when he saw Kazuki standing on Zoeko's shoulder for the first time, he couldn't help but whisper, "Pleasant Goat finished reading?" ”
"Nonsense!"
Jia Yue glanced at him and sneered: "Otherwise, do you think this beast will be bored enough to run down and admire you guy pretending to be #force?" ”
"What are you pretending to # force, can you speak, is that called a slap in the face?"
Glaring at her, turning around, and taking Xiao Jin over from Yan Yuanzhou's hand, Jiang Liu smiled and said, "Come, I'll show you the Jiang family's training method now." ”
"I'd like to see what you can turn over."
Yan Yuanzhou had a sneering expression on his face, obviously not believing that Jiang Liu could train this dog to be a weeder in such a short period of time.
"Just look at it."
Saying this, Jiang Liu squatted down and stroked Xiao Jin's head a few times with his hand, and while putting the scissors in front of his eyes, he said in a gentle and loving voice: "Good Xiao Jin, this is a pair of scissors used for weeding, do you understand, you can use this scissors to repair this pot of mimosa a little later, do you know?" ”
As he spoke, he raised his hand and pointed to the pot of mimosa.
"Hahaha, that's how you train?"
Yan Yuanzhou looked at Jiang Liu with that eye-opening expression, and then sneered unceremoniously: "If you can successfully train, then what do you want our dog trainers to do?" Just go home from class and plant vegetables ......"
However, before he could finish speaking, his mouth was already wide open because of the scene change that occurred in his eyes.
I saw that Xiao Jinzheng, who stood up under the guidance of the river stream (spiritual communication), stuck out his big tongue, and actually slowly put a pair of hands into the hollow position of the scissor handle, and then ......
Click, click-
Seeing the dog trembling with his legs and using his two hands to control the action of scissors trimming mimosas, Yan Yuanzhou's eyes suddenly widened and exclaimed, "This is impossible!" ”
At this moment, Yan Yuanzhou felt that his outlook on life, values, worldview, and miscellaneous views had all shattered into a quantum in the air-Damn, how could this be?!
As for Susan and Lee?
Well, after all, after experiencing the scene of the dog mopping the floor last time, although they were not as exaggerated as Yan Yuanzhou, they were still collectively petrified in an instant......
"Nothing is impossible."
Jiang Liu looked at Yan Yuanzhou, who looked incredulous, and said with a smile: "What did I say just now?" Oh yes, facts speak louder than words, what else do you have to say, my grass! ”
Click-
Because a certain golden retriever played a sieve with both legs, it finally couldn't support it, and the scissors just cut the root of the mimosa the moment it hit the ground......
"I'm worth 100,000 pieces of grass!!"