Chapter 144: You're a Bastard
Then Miss Su covered her mouth and exclaimed: "Could it be that you are the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago?" ”
Looking at Jiang Liu's thunderous expression, Susan cut again, hugged her arms and said, "Are you going to fool me with this lame reason just now?" Hmph, don't dream, I'll tell you! ”
Oh! Obviously, from beginning to end, Labala is there to talk non-stop, it's you, right, hey!
"Well, I'll be honest with you......"
Jiang Liu had an expression of being defeated by you, and sighed: "Actually, my true identity is a supernatural person. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"The Adept?"
Miss Su was so excited that she immediately grabbed Jiang Liu's neck: "Is it similar to the very powerful existence of the Dragon Group?" Or is your real identity actually from this NSA? Have you ever been a member of any organization of Anomalous or something? ”
I'll go, you've read too many bloody novels! Dragon group or something, what era of urban fiction are you reading, hey!
Jiang Liu complained loudly in his heart, and then quickly pulled away the hands that were holding his neck, and coughed: "Okay, in fact, the dragon group you said, the National Security Agency or something has nothing to do with me, and I haven't heard of this thing in this world, but what I can tell you is that my identity probably belongs to the type of individual ability, a free person who does not belong to any organization and is not dispatched by anyone, do you understand this explanation?" ”
Susan gave an unclear look in her eyes, and then asked with great interest, "What about your abilities?" And this cat, what is the identity of this guy? Could it be that in fact, this thing is also changed by people? ”
I'm rubbing.,Almost half of this girl's guess was right.,Such a whimsical imagination is obviously absolutely impossible if you don't have enough strength in the middle two, girl.,You're really still reading too much of a novel or something!
"Uh... Words about this cat......"
Jiang Liu is a little difficult at this time, after all, the most difficult thing to explain is honestly about Mu Lin's identity and the like, although he can now explain Mu Lin's incident as a very intelligent life form or something, but what if Susan asks about Zoe Zi again?
It's so hard... It feels like you still have to reveal something?
"Hmph, you bastard, you must be looking for an excuse to fool Miss Ben, aren't you?"
Susan glared at Jiang Liu viciously, and said with teeth and claws: "I can tell you, if you dare to deceive Miss Ben, Miss Ben will never forgive you!" ”
"How so, haha......"
Jiang Liugan laughed, wiped his cold sweat, and muttered, "About this matter... Not... Actually, the true identity of this cat can be regarded as a being who has been inspired by me. ”
"Enlightening?"
Looking at Miss Su's puzzled eyes, Jiang Liu explained: "Yes, it's Lingzhi, it's right that you now know that I'm an alien, right?" For example, I can easily make a hamster with no logical thinking ability start to doubt the meaning of his life as a mouse, or I can make a dog understand that peeing everywhere is a very shameful thing. ”
After hearing what Jiang Liu said, Mu Lin suddenly showed admiration next to him, and he didn't hesitate to stretch out his thumb and shake his head and sigh: "Sure enough, I can only obey you Jiang Liu......
I'll go, there's a kind of you who can do it, you come!
Jiang Liu glanced at Mu Lin, and then saw Miss Su exclaim in that abrupt tone: "No wonder I said how can you tame a dog or something so obediently, sure enough, you bastard is just hanging up, okay!" Hmph, quickly spit out all the hundreds of thousands of dollars that fooled Miss Ben to Miss Ben! ”
Jiang Liu almost fell, I go, spit out? Don't blame me for being too honest, I won't pay you back the money that went into my pocket......
"Well... What to do when talking about money? Vulgar! Can't we discuss something else first? ”
"Something else?"
Miss Su's eyes rolled, and the smile on her delicate face made her look like a little devil: "Yes, then Miss Ben asks you, how to explain the little white dog that day?" And the fact that you flew under the moon the other night on a big white dog, you must be honest with Miss Ben! ”
"Huh? Tell me about it......"
Since he has set a precedent, as for how to complete the lies in the back, it is no longer a difficult matter for Jiang Liu, he brushed his thoughts, and then said: "Well, it's actually like this, I remember that I seem to have told you that Zoeko is my cousin, right?" ”
"You also told Miss Ben that she was your girlfriend."
Susan sneered: "And then? ”
"Well... girlfriend or something, in fact, it's because I love face more, so I fill the scene first. ”
Jiang Liu explained, and then said: "In fact, my ability should be inherited from the family bloodline, for example, my father, although he is no longer there, but his old man was also an extremely powerful ability before!" ”
"Is that so?"
Susan had a look of disbelieving.
Then Jiang Liu simply came with a more powerful dose, nodded and said, "Yes, so as my cousin, Zoe Zi, who has our family bloodline, is naturally also a powerful ability." ”
"And what is your cousin's ability?"
Susan's tone began to grow a little excited, as if she felt that she had obtained the golden key to the unknown world.
"Transform!"
Jiang Liu said: "At best, it can turn into a powerful hell hound, well, just like what I saw that night, and its ability can easily destroy a general military base in the United States." ”
After showing off his muscles a little and bragging a little, Jiang Liu continued: "It's too small... You can turn it into a very cute and cute thing.,Well... The game of the Fighting Dog that day was Zoeko became. ”
"I see......"
Susan sighed and patted her chest, revealing a look that she had expected: "No wonder you were able to pass five levels with such a small dog in the competition that day, and squeezed all the ones who were several times larger than its size, and it was the kind that attacked with eyes, and it turned out that you were cheating for a long time......"
"Hmph, you're a bastard!"
Facing Miss Su's sneering, Jiang Liu immediately showed embarrassed eyes, and laughed: "That... Hah, you're satisfied with that explanation, aren't you? ”
(To be continued.) )