It was rare for everyone to see the powerful grandmother deflated, even the girls and mothers-in-law couldn't stop laughing, it was easy to wait for the old lady to finish the story, and organized a second pass of flowers, sure enough, when the flowers arrived in Fang Caiwei's hands, the drum beat stopped, Fang Caiwei thought about it, and pretended to be deep and said: "The big guy laughed enough just now, I won't tell jokes at this time, so as not to hurt your intestines." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoLet me write a poem......"

Before he finished speaking, everyone laughed "boom", and Jing Zeming couldn't help but say: "Poetry? Limerick? ”

Fang Caiwei: ......

Jing Chuxue also said loudly: "Big brother, don't look down on people, my sister-in-law's poems are well done, the white arboreal crows in the atrium, the cold dew and silent wet osmanthus ......"

"Shut up."

Fang Caiwei was "annoyed and angry", touched her nose and thought: It's so hateful, it's just a look at people in the crack of the door, this is, hum! There is no need for anything else, I will take out a random poem of Taizu, and I will not shock you. The scenery of the northern country, thousands of miles of ice, thousands of miles of snow drifting...... Oh, what's next? It's bad, it seems to remember that I cherish the Qin Emperor and Han Wu, and I lost my literary brilliance slightly; Tang Zong and Song Zu are slightly less coquettish. What did Genghis Khan say? It seems to have something to do with the Legend of the Condor Heroes? Oh, how many years have I not touched poetry, I really forgot about it, forget it, copying Taizu's old man's poems is too inauthentic (author bacteria: pull it down!) You just can't copy it. Fang Caiwei: Shut up. ）

After everyone finished laughing, and urged her to tell jokes, Fang Caiwei said seriously: "Ah, you forced me to do this, and my stomach hurts when I laugh, don't say that I hurt you." ”

The crowd shouted, "Tell me, where is there so much verbosity?" ”

Fang Caiwei was really helpless, so she had to say: "It is said that there is a person who picks the door very much, and when he came home from work in the evening of this day, he saw someone selling watermelons at the mouth of the alley, three for a penny, this person was very happy, and thought it was very cheap, so he bought three watermelons for a penny......

Without waiting to finish speaking, I heard Jing Chuyu say suspiciously: "Sister-in-law, don't lie to us that we don't know the world, even if it is an ordinary watermelon, it costs a few pennies a piece, where did you get this penny and three watermelons from?" It's nonsense. ”

Fang Caiwei said with a smile: "Second sister, don't be impatient, you listen down, three pennies naturally have three pennies." After saying that, seeing that everyone was staring at her curiously, she continued slowly: "This man returned home happily, put the melon in the water tank, and thought about eating it after dinner. Who knew that when he finished eating, he picked up the lamp, cut the watermelon under the lamp, and saw that the gourd inside was rotten and had to be thrown away. The man did not give up, so he cut another one, and it was still rotten, and ......threw it away."

Everyone nodded and said: "Sure enough, there are no good goods, three melons for a penny, it has its own reason." After the discussion, seeing Fang Caiwei stop, everyone was anxious to listen to the follow-up, urging her to speak quickly. I only heard Fang Caiwei say leisurely: "Below, it's nothing, this person ran to the toilet all night, and the next day everyone was soft, so he didn't go to work." ”

Everyone wondered, "How come?" Didn't you say that you saw that it was rotten and threw it away? Besides, you haven't talked about the third melon yet. ”

Fang Caiwei couldn't help but smile and said: "It's just about the third melon, this person is really picky, I'm afraid that the third melon is also rotten and can't be eaten, so I blew out the oil lamp and ate the melon in the dark." ”

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then thought about it, and one by one they really laughed uncontrollably, Jing Chuyu and Jing Chuxue The two girls rolled together, and even Wen's family, who hated Fang Caiwei to death in his heart, also laughed and pounded the table at this time.

Speaking of which, it is still the prince of the world's outstanding concentration, Jing Zexian laughed on his shoulder, he could barely maintain his attitude, and commented while laughing: "This joke is clearly another version of covering your ears and stealing the bell." ”

Fang Caiwei saw everyone laughing, thinking proud. In fact, this joke is not original to her, but an urban light comedy called "Red Men and Green Women" that she watched when she was in high school, there is such a plot in it, and she also laughed at the time, so she was deeply impressed and has been remembering it until now.

was proud, and suddenly saw Jing Zeming shaking his head with a smile and said, "Although Coke, it doesn't make sense." Blowing out the candle is just invisible to the eye, but when you eat it, can't you still eat the taste of rotten watermelon? As long as you feel this taste, you will definitely not be able to eat it. ”

Fang Caiwei: ...... So she said, according to the party, she is the most incomprehensible.

When the three programs were over, sure enough, a daughter-in-law came in and said: "Old lady, old lady, grandson, grandmother, second grandfather, second grandmother, the moon has come out, and it will be hanging in the sky at this time. ”

"Really? The moon is out? Mrs. Sang was very interested, and said to everyone: "In this case, let's go to the Piaoxiang Pavilion and enjoy the moon on one side and the moon on the other." Ming's daughter-in-law, did you prepare snacks there? ”

Fang Caiwei said: "It's already prepared, I think the table is set up at this time." In addition to the dim sum fruit preserves, there are also our home-brewed osmanthus wine and fruit wine, with a little sugarcane juice, which makes it more refreshing and sweet. ”

"Okay." Mrs. Sang nodded and smiled: "In the end, those things you planted in your backyard are not in vain, this autumn is stained with this light, and you have eaten a lot of good things, which is all your credit." ”

"The old lady eats comfortably, and the granddaughter-in-law is happy, what credit is not credit." Fang Caiwei was modest in her mouth, but her eyes glanced at Jing Zeming, but she saw that after the boss received her gaze, she didn't have any expression on her face, and then turned her head away.

Damn, is this because I am afraid that I will be the master? Deliberately pretending not to hear. Hum! You think you just need to pretend to be deaf and dumb? When I go back, I have to ask you to add this strong stroke to me in the merit book.

During the Mid-Autumn Festival, on the night of the reunion on earth, the bright moon in the sky also came to the scene, hanging in the sky like a silver round of jade plates. Everyone drank wine and ate snacks and fruits, and praised the wine with sugar juice as good, but it was a pity that there were no fruit mooncakes on the table. Jing Zexian likes to eat the peach flavor the most, because he just shouted, and when he heard Fang Caiwei say that he would contribute the prize, he immediately touched his nose and refused to make a sound, which caused everyone to laugh again.

In the middle of the night, seeing that the moon wheel was going west, the chill was getting heavier, and everyone's excitement had passed, Mrs. Sang said, "Let's disperse." ”

Everyone agreed to get up, Jing Zeming and Fang Caiwei, together with Jing Zexian Wen, accompanied their parents to send Mrs. Sang back, and then sent Mrs. Jing Hou Ye Chang back, and the two couples said goodbye to each other and parted ways.