If the 704 is not suitable, change it
Su Weimin didn't look at her very well because of Miao Shuifeng's words, Miao Shuifeng blinked innocently, and affirmed: "I'm really right, the reason why your aunt and uncle can't have children is because of that, what do you say?" ”
Miao Shuifeng patted his head and said suddenly: "I know what to say, it's the same as wearing shoes, your uncle is the foot, your aunt is the shoe, the model is not right, it is not suitable." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
The corners of Shen Jiao's mouth twitched, what kind of analogy is this?
What feet and what shoes?
Han Qixiu thought far-reachingly, and glanced at Miao Shuifeng vaguely, but he didn't see that this classmate of his daughter-in-law was still quite talented, look at how much image this is like Fang Fang!
Su Weimin's face is very ugly, what does this girl mean?
Didn't he just take a few more glances, and he was guilty of hurting his aunt and uncle by talking like this?
"Classmate Miao, I was abrupt of you just now, and I am here to apologize to you, but you don't need to belittle my aunt and uncle, right?"
Su Weimin got up and bowed to Miao Shuifeng, and there was no smile on his face.
Miao Shuifeng was startled, and hurriedly stood up and bent over: "Senior Brother Su is too polite, you don't need to bow to me." ”
Su Weimin's breath was really uncomfortable, he bowed this time, Miao Shuifeng bowed back three times, what do you mean?
Do you want to continue to demean his aunt and uncle if you don't accept his apology?
"It wasn't mine just now, and the apology is due." Su Weimin made another 90-degree standard gift like a gamble.
"If you want to break your life, where did Senior Brother Su come from?"
Miao Shuifeng bowed deeply in a panic, with a bitter little face, sigh, mom, what is Senior Brother Su going to do, her old waist is going to be broken!
One made a mistake and the other was very embarrassed, the two of them came and went, and after a while, they bowed more than a dozen times in a row, and they were dazzled by the big guys, what kind of drama is this singing?
Shen Jiaxing was dizzy when he saw it, and stopped the two fools who were already too tired to do it: "Eat and eat, this is like a person from R country, and it makes my eyes uncomfortable." ”
Miao Shuifeng rubbed her small waist and sat down panting, but she was so tired!
Shen Jiao understood why Su Weimin was angry, Miao Shuifeng's analogy just now was indeed not very pleasant, Su Weimin didn't understand Miao Shuifeng's personality and temper, and thought that Miao Shuifeng was deliberately joking, so he naturally felt uncomfortable.
But she understands this girl, her personality is simple and unpretentious, how can she slander her classmates and elders for no reason?
"Senior Brother Su, don't think too much, there should be a reason why Sister Shui said this, let's listen to her."
Shen Jiao persuaded Su Weimin, and then asked Miao Shuifeng: "Sister Shui, is there any basis for what you said?" ”
Miao Shuifeng nodded and said: "Of course there is a basis, there is a couple in our village, and they have not had a baby for five years of marriage, and the situation is similar to that of Senior Brother and Aunt Su. ”
Han Defu asked curiously, "What did they do?" Medicine? ”
Miao Shuifeng shook his head and said, "What kind of medicine do they take if they are not sick?" No need to take medicine. ”
"What then?" Han Defu was puzzled.
"Two methods, one is simple and the other is very troublesome, and the couple in our village used a simple method."
"What's the easy way?" Su Weimin couldn't help but ask.
Miao Shuifeng snorted and drank a bowl of soup, the chicken soup was so fresh, smashed his mouth and smacked his mouth, and said lightly: "It's very simple, if the shoes and feet are not suitable, you can change it, as long as you find the right model, it's not suitable!" ”
Everyone was dumbfounded, what did it mean?
Shen Han's brain reacted quickly, and he immediately said: "Sister Miao, don't you mean that the two husbands and wives broke up and found someone else to partner with, right?" ”
Miao Shuifeng gave Shen Han a thumbs up approvingly, and grinned: "That's right, after the two of them broke up, they married each other, and married each other, and they all gave birth to babies in less than a year, one after another." ”
The big guy's expression is a little weird, what kind of bad idea is this, Aunt Su Weimin's husband and wife are so good, how can they break up!
Su Weimin only felt that the breath in his chest was even more blocked, knowing that this girl must have no good words to say, why did he need to ask more?
"My aunt and uncle have a deep relationship and are very affectionate, even if they can't have children in their lifetime, they will never break up." Su Weimin's tone was a little stiff.
Miao Shuifeng said again: "It's a pity, this method is the most convenient, as long as you follow this method, your aunt will be able to hold the two of you for three years!" ”
Su Weimin continued to silently recite the Meditation Sutra, forcibly endured the itching of his palms, and warned himself that a gentleman would not move his hands, only women and villains in the world are difficult to raise, don't worry about this girl generally, endure it!
The big guy looked at Su Weimin sympathetically, it's really sad to meet such a girl who can't speak!
Shen Han didn't think much of a thing, and deliberately asked, "Sister Miao, didn't you just say two ways?" What's the other one? ”
Su Weimin unconsciously hardened his ears, sometimes people are so cheap, knowing that the other party's dog mouth can't spit out ivory, but he just wants to turn over the teeth, whether it is dog teeth or ivory!
Miao Shuifeng frowned and said: "This method is very troublesome, and it may not be successful, the people in our village generally use the first method." ”
Su Weimin couldn't help but ask cheaply: "Please tell me what the solution is?" ”
Miao Shuifeng said: "The specific method is only known to the great wizard of our clan, I only know that the great wizard has a way to make your aunt and uncle become destined for a good fate, but the great wizard of our clan lives in seclusion in the mountains, and rarely comes out to meet people, especially foreigners, and it is even more impossible for the great wizard to see it." ”
Shen Jiao's heart moved, the round and strong bracelet given by Miao Shuifeng was prayed for by the great wizard, so it seems that the relationship between Miao Shuifeng and the great wizard should be good!
Su Weimin was a little skeptical and said, "The great wizard in your clan is so powerful? ”
Miao Shuifeng sank his face and shouted: "The Great Wizard is the messenger of the Heavenly Gods, of course he is very powerful, if your aunt and they can ask for the help of the Great Wizard, they can give birth to a few if they want to." ”
The status of the great wizard in Miao Village is very high, and every Miao Min's admiration for the great wizard is no less than their awe of the sun and moon landscape, Su Weimin's obviously skeptical attitude, Miao Shuifeng is naturally very unhappy.
Su Weimin had read a lot of books and understood the status of the great wizard in the hearts of the Miao family, so he immediately realized that he had said the wrong thing, and sincerely apologized to Miao Shuifeng.
Miao Shuifeng said: "There is a couple in my neighbor's village, who was blessed by the great wizard, and later gave birth to two children, and lived very happily, and there is a couple in another village, which is also ......."
Miao Shuifeng gave a few more examples, all of them were husbands and wives who had been blessed by the great wizard, and now they are doing well, Su Weimin fell into deep thought, and he didn't know what he was thinking.