Throughout the day, Shen Xuyao's good mood was worn out by the repeated phone calls from his grandmother and mother, and he returned to Shen's house under the high-intensity threat after work. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

He knew that it would definitely be no good to come back, hey—he really couldn't afford to offend the two queen mothers in his family.

Mrs. Shen said a lot of forced marriage propaganda to her grandson, such as "unfilial piety is the greatest", "early marriage and early birth of children are conducive to a woman's recovery", and Shen Xuyao said a few words of "um" from time to time, trying to be his bowing clan.

Mrs. Shen snatched her grandson's iPhone and complained angrily: "You stinky boy, even if I listen to what I say once, I ...... it."

"Didn't I listen to you last time and go on a blind date? As it turned out, the woman was so ugly that she was so disfigured that I couldn't eat for a few days when I thought of her face. ”

He made a chilling shrug, and the experience was no less traumatic than the psychological trauma of an elevator horror.

"You still say? Is there anyone like you who didn't even enter the door and turned around and left? "It's too hurtful to people's self-esteem, it is said that the girl has a fear of marriage, and she hasn't married yet, Amitabha, Mrs. Shen scolded her grandson's tutor for not having a way, and whispered a little weakly, "Didn't you investigate the case clearly last time?" I also went to the doctor for a while, but this time is different......"

Did you curse yourself with such a thing as being sick in order to force your grandson to get married? Shen Xuyao silently erected a capital dress for his grandmother in his heart, he really wanted to hug his great-grandson and wanted to go crazy. Still probing the case, is he Bao Qingtian alive?

"Grandma, give me back your phone. Do you know how many zeros your grandson's account will lose in just half a minute? ”

"You-" Old Lady Shen was speechless with anger, so she had to shake her head angrily, "I'll go tell your mother." ”

"Eh, grandma-" Shen Xuyao wanted to stop it, but saw that grandma had already disappeared from the soles of her feet, so she had to ask for more blessings.

Mrs. Shen walked out of the door, exhaled hatefully, remembered her grandson's helpless appearance at the end, and silently praised herself in her heart: You are a little example, I can't cure you!

Mrs. Shen is a woman in her early fifties, but she is very young, and she looks like her son's sister at best. However, this Mrs. Shen is deeply favored by her husband, and has already lived a leisurely life of "ten fingers do not touch the spring water", every day with a group of girlfriends of the same age either embroidery, or listen to classical music, or learn health, sometimes on the fifteenth day of the new year, she also likes to run temples.

"You're also thirty years old this year, and it's really unreasonable not to deal with a partner again," Mrs. Shen reasoned about her age, "How are you getting along with Miss Xuan, she was drugged last night, and you are young and vigorous, nothing happened under the fire?" ”

Shen Xuyao almost sprayed the sky with a mouthful of old blood, his mother, why is this mother so yellow?

"We didn't really have anything to do last night, just let her stay in the bathtub, nothing, don't guess. Xinyan's mouth, you don't know, you have to add oil and vinegar to what you don't have, and say it as if it really happened. ”

"Zhisu, this girl I think is very good, handsome, gentle, thrifty, and your cousin's classmate, who knows the roots. The family is also good, my father is a professor, my mother is a civil servant, although the family composition is a bit complicated, but I think the girl is very good.

"It's up to you to decide!"

"Say what? The daughter-in-law is yours, if you don't like it, can we still eat you? ”

Mrs. Shen pampered her son's head. This son has always followed his own path, and he has been a maverick since he was a child, and if he is really stubborn, I am afraid that ten cows will not be able to pull it back.

"Anyway, whatever I say, you will let me go on a blind date, so I might as well save some saliva." Shen Xuyao pouted, he had always adopted a soft policy towards the elders in the family, and he really couldn't hide from it.

Just like the last time she was forced to go on a blind date in Liangshan, the woman's face was freckled, and her facial features were either too big or too small, and it was especially ugly when integrated into one face. Although he was wearing braces, he still couldn't stop the buckteeth that swayed out when he smiled, uh, the most puzzling thing was that the man was wrapped in an embarrassing yellow, unappetizing, like organic fertilizer just fished out of the bathroom.

Later, he learned that the other party was a student who was concentrating on his studies, and he didn't think about pampering himself at all, so that he hadn't found a partner for a few years after graduating from graduate school. The family was so anxious that they took advantage of the Spring Festival to arrange three shifts for her to go on a blind date in the morning, noon and evening every day.

He is also an outstanding young man, with assets of more than 100 million yuan, and his appearance is not bad, a typical rich and handsome one, why did he end up being forced by his family to rely on blind dates to solve the marriage problem?

"Stinky boy, are you scolding us for being an autocratic dictator?"

"I'm curious, why are you in a hurry to sell me, am I unsightly, or am I so poor, or are you hiding it from me if I have some terminal illness?"

"Phew, what nonsense?" Mrs. Shen glared at her son who was full of nonsense, "Aren't we in a hurry to hold our grandson?" ”

"This kind of thing is hard to come by, and it is not necessarily possible to conceive immediately after getting married, and modern women aspire to become urban white bones. Mom, your dream of holding your grandson is still far away? ”

"Go, not all girls want to be strong women, and there are also husbands and children who slip through the net. Moreover, when you give birth to a child at a young age, not only the child is smart, but the mother's body also recovers quickly. It's too dangerous for an elderly woman or something. ”

Mrs. Shen patted her chest, she had witnessed her eldest sister-in-law being tortured among the elderly mothers, and she almost went to see Marx several times.

"Son, I think this girl deserves your face, do you tell the truth?"

"We're not suitable."

Mrs. Shen secretly glanced at her son's expression, saw that he was not so repulsive, thought about the "inappropriate" sentence for two seconds, and said with a smile, "Age is not a problem, besides, you are only thirty years old this year, and it is just right to be twenty." If it is a person of the same age, the woman is easy to show old, and when it arrives, the person will be old and yellow, and he will not panic? ”

"Grandma didn't tell you that, did she?" Shen Xuyao was secretly funny, his parents were the same age, but his mother used the opposite example to persuade him, which was too unconvincing, right?

When Mrs. Shen saw that she had fallen into the pit, she was so angry that she gave her son a hand knife, "I have true love with your father, if he dares to like the new and hate the old, I will take away all his property and let him be a beggar for the rest of his life, no, squat in prison!" ”

It seems that the trend of his father becoming a strict wife is unstoppable, Shen Xuyao has seen his mother's wrist since he was a child, and he can live alone from his father in minutes, and threatens to sue him if his father has an affair outside, so that he will not have a penny left, and even once ran away from home in anger because his father took the hand of a female client, and finally his father begged for half a month to invite the great god back. Since then, his father has spoiled his mother to his heart, and he didn't even dare to say a word of disobedience, which established his mother's unshakable status as the queen mother in the family.

"Haven't you heard of a small ditch for three years old and a big ditch for five years old? What's more, we are ten years apart, and we don't know how big the generation gap is, so I'm afraid I'm tired of saying a word. ”

"How do you know there's no common topic if you haven't tried?" Mrs. Shen remembered that her mother-in-law cried with tears and snot in front of her just now, saying that she would take down her son, even if she didn't go on a blind date, she had to bring a female ticket home, otherwise she wouldn't be able to explain! What's more, there are so many homosexuals now, and last time I heard that someone's son was thirty-five years old and hadn't married a wife, I originally thought that he was too high-minded to pick and choose, but who knew that it was the reason why he liked the same sex.

She is not afraid of 10,000, but she is afraid that her own son is too. At that time, even if my mother-in-law's heart is strong, I am afraid that she will be scared to lose her life for ten years.

Shen Xuyao bowed her head helplessly, Mrs. Shen breathed a sigh of relief, and happily went out to say good news to her mother-in-law, as if she would be able to marry her daughter-in-law tomorrow.

Under the fluorescent lamp, Shen Xuyao sat on a chair, and the silky girl in the bathtub flashed in his mind, and asked him in a hoarse voice: "Am I good-looking?" ”

It's good-looking, it's good-looking! How could his girl not be good-looking?

Under the light, a smile flashed across the face of a girl who fascinated thousands of K City girls.