Stealing chickens is not a recipe for rice
After dinner, Zhisu washed the dishes and mopped the floor, cut apples, oranges and bananas, made a platter and brought it to the living room, and saw Shen Xuyao standing in front of the TV picking up discs. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
She stepped forward just in time to see a bloody eye glaring at her, as if she was about to swallow herself in one gulp, and she got goosebumps.
He took three steps back silently, stroked his throbbing chest, breathed a long sigh of relief, looked at his long figure, and said in his heart: I'll take it, don't take such a bully!
Since she was a child, she was most afraid of horror movies, and the longest record was watching a very low ghost movie in the second and third grades of primary school, and she was so scared that she covered her whole body when she slept for a month, and then borrowed her a hundred guts, and she didn't dare to test the waters.
Shen Xuyao pondered several horror movies for a long time, not knowing which one to choose. Today in the company, when squatting in the toilet, he deliberately browsed Du Niang and learned that watching horror movies can increase the chance of intimate contact with his girlfriend, so he rented ten Japanese horror movies in one go after work.
Thinking about it, he felt excited, but it was a pity that Zhisu didn't spend the night here, otherwise watching horror movies all night, she would definitely scream again and again, and she was so frightened that she hugged him.
The fragrant and energetic body, the sweet red lips, the soft and elastic breasts, the fair and smooth arms, and the long legs that are slender and seductive......
What a wonderful thing to do with it!
The nosebleed almost came out, calm down! He spread out the discs one by one on the television, silently reciting "point the soldiers, point the generals, point to whom", and finally chose a perverted horror film that was said to be scared to death on the spot when it was shown in the cinema - Midnight Bell.
The TV snowed for a while, and when Zhisu saw those four words, her face instantly turned pale with fright, her lips trembled a few times, and she asked uncertainly:
"You like to watch this?"
"Oh, it's okay to like to see."
……
Zhisu was speechless, put down the half-bitten apple, and ran to the toilet.
Half an hour has passed, and Zhisu has not come out yet.
Shen Xuyao felt that if it continued like this, his intimate plan would be ruined, and shouted to the bathroom through the living room: "The disc is about to finish, don't you watch it?" ”
"I, I don't like to watch it, you can watch it alone!"
At this time, Zhisu was squatting and reading a novel on her mobile phone, but Shen Xuyao deliberately put the TV loud, even if she was separated by a door, she could still hear the kind of gloomy background music that only existed in ghost movies, and it didn't work to bluff her to cover her ears.
Shen Xuyao knocked on the bathroom door.
"It's not scary at all, you come out quickly, I'm so bored by myself!"
Bored of watching such an exciting film? This bastard, on purpose, knows she's cowardly.
"I ...... Leave me alone! ”
"Oh, the hero was going to the kitchen to pour a glass of water to drink, and when he passed by the corridor, he heard the sound of running water; She walked into the toilet and found that the faucet of the sink was not turned off, and she tried a few times, but it couldn't be turned off no matter how she twisted it left or right. She wondered, and looked down at the water pipe under the sink, and oh my God, a man was staring at her with a smile......
Before he could finish speaking, the bathroom door opened, and Zhisu rushed out screaming, threw herself into his arms, and whined.
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'm talking about playing, there's no such thing."
"You...... Bastard, I'm ...... Hate you. Zhisu said that she hated it, and she desperately beat it with her pink fist, but she didn't let go of her hand, which made Shen Xuyao very useful, just like her daughter-in-law had a temper with herself.
Oh oh oh, does she have the realisation to be his girlfriend? So he has become bolder, and he will do something to him.
"Okay, good, I'm a bad guy, you're too timid, I'm just ......" just make up one randomly, and you will be provoked, and you can only blame your poor psychological endurance.
"Shen Xuyao, you ...... I'm going back to school. "Hmph, I'm not here anymore.
"Eh-" Is this stealing chickens and rice, Shen Xuyao's expression is more wronged than Dou E.
As soon as she turned her head, she saw a person in the film crawling out of the TV, staring at him with extremely resentful eyes, looking directly at people who panicked, and stabbed Zhisu to a shock.
"Ahhh......h I'll make you a meat dish next week, ahhhhhh ”
After that, a few more fists came down, and he gritted his teeth and endured. Shen Xuyao felt remorseful, looking at the poor man who was trembling with fear in his arms, and hated to slap himself a few times.
I knew that he should rent a literary and fresh film, and it was good to be infected with the atmosphere, maybe he could kiss her secretly when he put it in some scenes, which was good, and the baby was almost stupid.
"Okay, okay, I'll close, don't be afraid."
Zhisu thought she was going to let go, but she was so anxious that she was about to cry, and looked at him with teary eyes: "Please, don't let go." ”
"Okay, good, don't loosen." But how do you turn off the TV?
"Can you go, then?"
"Uh...... My feet are numb. ”
Hey, what's going on!
Shen Xuyao resigned himself to carrying her on his shoulders, and unexpectedly found that she was very light, it seems that she has had a hard time all these years, otherwise she didn't eat fat with Gu foodies, and this is the only reason. He told her to close her eyes and cover her ears, and rushed back to the bedroom to turn off the TV.
"Be obedient, don't be afraid, I just fooled you." Shen Xuyao comforted the person who was still scared in his arms, and regretted it in his heart.
Zhisu didn't listen to persuasion at all, and from the beginning of going out, she grabbed his arm until he said in the car that it was not safe to drive with one hand, and she didn't let go, but her body was obviously leaning towards him.
Belch...... Shen Xuyao regretted that his hair turned white.
"Don't be afraid, I won't let ...... next time" Before the words "horror movie" were spoken, Zhisu interrupted him and threw him a bomb that detonated randomly.
"Do you know what Lara means?" She was so busy cleaning and cooking today that she forgot about Baidu.
"Lala?" Shen Xuyao was shocked, "Who did you listen to?" ”
"Uh, some people say that Xinyan and I are a pair of Lala, does Lala mean best friends?"
"Hiss-" A sudden brake, Shen Xuyao looked at her in shock and anger, and it was Gu Xinyan's second goods who dared to dig into his corner. Okay, he wants to see if she wants this year's New Year's money.
"What's wrong?" Zhisu was so shaken by the sudden brakes that she almost knocked the front of the car, and when she looked up, she thought it was a rear-end collision in front.
"It's okay, stay away from Xinyan in the future!"
"Why?"
"Because ......," he said, saying that his girlfriend and cousin were hiding from her as lesbians, "I mean you can usually separate properly, isn't she looking for a boyfriend?" I'm tired of being with you all the time, how can I find a male ticket? ”
How can this be said as if she is wasting a lot of Xinyan's time? Hmph, sure enough, they are still relatively close by blood, and they are on my cousin's side at the critical moment.
"Poof-" If Shen Xuyao knew what Zhi Su was thinking, it was estimated that a mouthful of old blood would be sprinkled into the sky, this was really lying down and being shot.
Sent her back to the dormitory, he drove the car away, fortunately it was night, no one saw that it was her who got out of the car and he was the one who drove, in short, the two were still in the "underground party" relationship stage, and there was no danger of exposure for the time being.