He flipped through her hair to see if there was any swelling. Pen~Fun~ Pavilion www.biquge.info was afraid that Wen Xiaoli's push would pretend to be stupid for her baby wife.

"What are you doing?"

"You didn't hit your head in the morning, did you?"

……

Zhisu was stunned for a moment, then understood what he meant, and pushed him away angrily.

"You've just broken your brain! Your whole family ......"

She suddenly found that she was swearing, and pulled Mrs. Shen in, Master Shen, and hurriedly covered her mouth, looking at her Hetian Yu with a weak heart.

"Yes, I broke my brain, and now I only remember a person named Xuan Zhisu, and I decided to love only this person for the rest of my life."

“……”

Saying such things, Zhisu felt that it was boring to punch the cotton, so she stopped talking.

"Daughter-in-law, do you agree with my application?"

"What application?"

"You ......" This woman can make him vomit blood in a minute, Shen Xuyao really wants to strangle her. But he was reluctant, so he could only say with a hurt face, "It's the marriage application mentioned in the letter just now." ”

"Oh, you said you were going to trick me into getting a marriage license?"

"It's not that thing, it's about getting a license next summer, and then getting married."

"What else?"

"And?" What else? He wrote a letter, how did he not know that there was a follow-up?

"You ......"

Men, sure enough, they all say one thing and do another.

"Daughter-in-law, what else?"

"Shen Xuyao, it's written in black and white, do you want to play tricks now?"

Zhisu sat up angrily, and Shen Xuyao felt that something was wrong, so he hurriedly got up to see what was still written in the letter.

He opened his eyes and looked at it word by word with his fingers, not daring to miss a word in the slightest.

At the end, he understood.

"Daughter-in-law, don't worry! If I behave badly, you will let me leave the house, so in order not to starve to death, I have decided that I will not be sorry for you. ”

Shen Xuyao stepped forward, hugged Zhisu, and got into the quilt.

Her hands were so cold, and he was so distressed that he really wanted to slap himself.

"Daughter-in-law, if I make you angry again in the future, you will beat me, don't let yourself suffer, such a cold day......" He took her hand and pressed his cheek against her face.

"Hmph, if you do something wrong, you'll ......"

"That's it?"

"Just kneel on the washboard for me, or the keyboard, see if you still have a long memory?"

"Okay, I'll buy it tomorrow," Shen Xuyao smiled, "It is said that there is a wife-loving brand washboard now, which is specially bought for those who love their wives." ”

"You want me to do the laundry?" This person, obviously said that she had menstrual cramps and didn't let her touch the cold water, but now she forgot about it, right?

"The Loving Wife brand washboard is not for women, it is for men."

"Men?" Zhisu was puzzled, could it be that the man bought it himself and went back to wash his clothes?

This chick, haven't you figured it out yet?

He scratched her nose, "This washboard is specially for husbands to kneel, and once the husband does something wrong, he uses it to atone for his wife, so it is called a wife-loving washboard." ”

Oh, Zhisu just understood.

"If you buy one, you have to pay for postage, so let's buy a dozen?"

"Huh?" Shen Xuyao felt that he had fallen into the pit, this washboard was not for washing clothes, it was bought to kneel, how many times did he have to kneel before he could kneel badly!

"Didn't you say you wanted to buy it?"

"Okay, buy," Shen Xuyao looked at the snickering Zhisu, one up and down, occupying Zhisu's armpits, "Little goblin, did you do it on purpose?" ”

"I ...... I didn't. ”

"Still don't admit it?" Shen Xuyao scratched and didn't let go, Zhisu's hands were bound by him, and his legs were also suppressed, so he could only be slaughtered.

"I ...... I really don't, haha......"

"You're hard-mouthed, aren't you?"

"I ...... Beg. ”

"If you call your husband, I will spare you."

“……”

"If you don't scream, you won't be allowed to sleep tonight!"

"You're more shameless than a spy!"

"Do you want to call or not?"

“……”

"You're so hard-mouthed, so let's pay it back with something else?" As he spoke, he went to take Zhisu's pajamas, and Zhisu instantly blushed and was defeated.

"Old ...... Husband. ”

"Well, I'm here. Daughter-in-law, what a good one! ”

Zhisu was no longer able to complain, so she could only use countless eye knives at that man. If his eyes can shoot people to death, it is estimated that Shen Xuyao has been dead seven or eight times by this time.

Shen Xuyao was amused by her cute roll of her eyes and laughed, and rolled on the bed.

How dare you laugh at her stupidity? Hmph, I just hit my waist, and it's not my braincase, why does this person despise his IQ every time?

Thinking of this, she was depressed. Is my IQ really worried? If you have a child in the future, and the child is as stupid as her, and she doesn't cry and complain about her, she will definitely complain: Ah, why isn't my IQ inherited from my father?

Whining...... Thinking of the child's aggrieved little eyes as she fell into her arms and cried, Zhisu felt that such a thing must not happen.

"Snail daughter-in-law, what are you worried about?"

"Have a child in the future and let him inherit you, right?"

"Why?" Although I don't know her reason, I think it's so beautiful to have a baby or something!

"You have a relatively high IQ, I think it's better to inherit you in order to make them suffer less sin."

"Haha...... You're finally admitting you're stupid? ”

"You're stupid! I used to be at the top of my exams. ”

"Really? I'm the number one every time. ”

"Really?"

"Of course it's true, my IQ is higher than ordinary people, so I don't have to fight until the early hours of the morning to fight against the sea of questions."

Looking at the smug look on the corners of his mouth, Zhisu was so depressed that she couldn't do it. She is one of the many people who fight until midnight, otherwise with her head, it would be absolutely impossible to go to the podium to receive the award.

"Then inherit you! This is less suffering, the last time I heard someone complain on the Internet, Chinese children are the most pitiful, they have no childhood at a young age, and they can't finish their homework every day. What do you say about the elementary school, the middle school, the high school, the high school, the high school, and the big school, but when it comes to the university, it is a kindergarten, and the teachers don't care. Some children with weak self-control begin to study badly, go downhill, and finally can't even get a graduation certificate. ”

"No way, geniuses are a minority after all. Most people's IQ is at the same level, and it all depends on hard work. When others are already flying in the sky and you are still walking on land, the gap cannot be caught up. ”

Zhisu nodded, but thinking that he had just turned around and scolded her for being stupid, she bit her lip and said ruthlessly, "Don't wait for tomorrow, order now, right?" ”

"What do you order?"

"Washboard! Book early and see if the effect is good. Zhi Su said with a harmless face, and Shen Xuyao was bitter when his innocent face made him cry bitterly.

Sadly, before he got married, his husband was already sluggish!

"Wife, it's so late now. We also have to be considerate of the courier brother, order it tomorrow, right? ”

"No, I'm going to order it now. If you don't order, I'll be worried about this in my heart, and I won't be able to sleep. ”

This reason is too high-sounding. Shen Xuyao flashed with pitiful eyes, "Wife, I also have one thing on my mind." ”

"What's the matter?"

"Our child, the child is not here yet, ahhhhh

"You...... Bummer! ”

"Really, wife. I'm just like you, I can't sleep when there's something on my mind. He looked at Zhisu with the appearance of a fellow practitioner, and his eyes were very sincere and sincere.

"Shameless!"

"Wife, scoundrel and shameless are cousins, and they all have the surname Wu."

"You ......"

Ahhh Shen Xuyao teased her for a while, and finally hugged her, lay down and fell asleep.

The next day, Zhisu didn't dare to mention the washboard again, for fear that he would think of the child.