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After becoming pregnant, Shen Xuyao confiscated her smartphone and computer, and was also forced into an old man's machine that could not do anything except make calls and send text messages, but the radiation was relatively small. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
After dinner, Zhisu wanted to check something, so she took a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice and ran to the study.
"Husband, can I use a computer? I can't borrow books from the library, and next week there will be a discussion in literature class, and everyone will speak, so I want to download the electronic version and look at it, and by the way, I will search for papers on the Internet. β
"What book are you looking for, I'll help you."
"Just use it for a while, okay? Besides, I still have to use Kindle to watch when you get off, and it doesn't still have radiation. β
In a word, Shen Xuyao was interested, his mouth opened O-shaped, and he was deeply aware of this problem.
"Daughter-in-law, now is a critical period, try to touch as few electronic products as possible."
He touched Zhisu's belly, but he didn't send it.
"What should I do when I go to class?"
"Tell me, what's the title of the book?" Shen Xuyao stretched out a big hand, hugged Zhisu, and smiled affectionately, "Daughter-in-law, we don't have that amount of money, the library doesn't have it, let's buy it." β
"I've had a lot of classes this school year, and I've got a lot of books to read."
At this pace, all buy?
"The ancients had clouds, there was a golden house in the book, and there was Yan Ruyu in the book. One word, buy! We're not short of money! β
It is said that it is called a heroic and heroic person, who dares to love who does not know that you Shen Shao is a dignified person in K City, and more gold is a significant sign.
"Oh well. I'll buy it then, you don't have to feel distressed. β
"Am I that stingy? Wife, I am very much in favor of your path of literary cultivation, and by the way, I can also cultivate and cultivate the sentiments of children. β
Zhi Su smiled, it turns out that this person is still thinking about prenatal education?
Three months have not passed, you can't eat, and it's okay to kiss. Shen Xuyao hugged Zhisu and gnawed indiscriminately, almost suffocating her to death.
After kissing, Zhisu lay on the sofa panting, Shen Xuyao got up, flipped through a cassette tape in a drawer, and put it in the old-fashioned radio.
Listening to the light music playing on the radio, Zhisu closed her eyes and recuperated, Shen Xuyao gently closed the door, took the cup to the kitchen to rinse it, washed it and put it on the table.
Zhisu secretly followed, and saw him enter the bathroom, the door closed, and the sound of sprinkler sprinkling water rang. The cat sneaked back to the study, pulled out the smartphone from the drawer, and checked QQ and WeChat messages.
There is no important information in QQ, but there is a female classmate who is also a wife in WeChat who asks her for advice, cough cough, some questions about new marriages.
This is a classmate with the WeChat nickname "first-time wife", who got married earlier than Zhisu, and it is said that he received a marriage certificate at the beginning of the year, and now it has been more than half a year.
First wife: Zhisu, I envy you so much, why did you say you won the bid so quickly?
Winning bidder?
Zhisu thought about it, and then guessed that winning the bid meant that she was pregnant. Previously, she had a meal with this girl in the cafeteria, and the girl has been worrying why she is not pregnant after more than half a year.
The in-laws are anxious, and she is even more anxious. I went to the hospital for an examination and said that both of them were fine, but she herself had some obesity problems and some difficulties in getting pregnant.
Zhisu: Don't worry, there will always be.
First-time wife: Hey, my hair is gray, and when my mother comes, she stares at my stomach and points at me, and my ears hear calluses coming. If I continue to be nagged, I won't have a nervous breakdown, and I'll be insane.
So serious? Zhisu was stunned, fortunately her in-laws were more sensible, and she didn't live with her in-laws, not as hard as her female classmates.
Zhisu: Do you want to go to the temple to beg?
First wife: I went, I went on the fifteenth day of every month, but my stomach still didn't improve. To tell you the truth, I'm a devout Buddhist now.
Well, she doesn't know how to comfort her female classmates, but pregnancy is like winning the lottery, and it depends on luck if you don't win.
First-time wife: Honestly, how did you get pregnant?
Zhisu: That's how I got pregnant.
First-time wife: Aren't there any secret tricks? Xuan Zhisu, you are now on the road to becoming a winner in life, remember to bring up poor people like me who are still in dire straits, don't hide it, please give me strength, Goddess!
Zhisu: ......
She didn't know how to answer, when the door to the study opened, and she almost threw away her phone, and scrambled to hide it behind the sofa.
What a human spirit Shen Xuyao is, Zhisu's weak eyes can't escape his fiery eyes. He immediately changed the face of the stereotypical teaching director, bullied up, reached out and touched her back, his eyes sank.
"I ...... "Okay, Zhisu bowed her head, and everyone got the stolen goods, what else could she say?"
Shen Xuyao browsed the information in the WeChat, touched his chin in contemplation, and muttered to himself.
"You're too streamy."
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Which liu? Zhisu was surprised, then thought about the image of the female classmate, and asked like a fool, "Is it a hooligan?" β
"Hmm. Deal less with this man. β
"You don't like it?"
"I'm afraid she'll take you badly," Shen Xuyao hugged her, pointed to a hand-painted "calendar" sent by a female classmate, and said, "I still like your pure and lovely type." Boom, pop one. β
Zhisu stared at the hand-painted calendar, almost every date was marked with love, she didn't know what these symbols represented, but the words sent from below "First Wife" thundered her, and the mines thundered.
First Wife: The love above is the day when my husband and I have sex.
Belch......
Zhisu's face turned red, and she glanced at Shen Xuyao, who was not moving like a mountain on the side, and was so ashamed that she almost wanted to find a crack in the ground.
"I ......" she wanted to defend herself, the WeChat conversation at the beginning was normal, why did she talk about it?
I'll give it a go, Zhisu swallowed her saliva, "first-time wife" is too powerful, and she has sex almost every day for a month.
Shen Xuyao suddenly said: "My husband who is a first-time wife is quite happy. β
The tone revealed a strong sour taste of old vinegar, and Zhisu covered her eyes when she saw him staring at the love on the calendar with red eyes.
"Don't look at it! Don't think about it! β
It's too much, is this saying that she didn't let him taste the sweetness?
"Good! I only look at you, I only think of you, okay? β
Zhisu let go of her hand, and then the female classmate sent another message.
First-time wife: I guess it's just a sperm? Chasing and blocking for a month, I'm afraid that it will run away, how do you know that it's the end of the month, or it's not powerful?
"Bang-" Zhisu could feel how red her face was, so red that she could wring out the dye.
Oh my God, this foul-mouthed female classmate is indeed a bit of a stream, a hooligan stream!
Shen Xuyao snatched the phone and crackled a few words, and Zhisu sent it out before she finished reading it.
Zhisu: Quantity doesn't mean anything, you should look for the problem in quality.
First-time wife: What does it mean?
Zhisu: Instead of casting a net from the sea, it is better to concentrate and do it several times a night, and maybe there will be gains.
First Wife: Cow, the insight is very profound! I didn't expect Zhisu to be so sophisticated, hehe......
Zhisu covered her face, her goddess image, and she seemed to hear something "crashing to the ground" in her ears, splashing dust.
Zhisu: I'm her husband, I think you can try my method. My wife wants to have a baby, and she won't be on WeChat recently, goodbye!
Without waiting for the "first-time wife" to reply, Shen Xuyao turned off his mobile phone and looked at his daughter-in-law who shrunk into a snail.
"Wife, do you think I'm amazing?"
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I didn't think so, Zhisu shook her head.
Shen Xuyao was angry, pointed to his mobile phone and said, "There is no gap without comparison." You see, if someone does it for a month, it can't be as effective as one time for me, so men have a depth gap. β
Zhisu tried hard to think about what the "depth gap" was, and when she saw her husband smiling with a ruffian face, she blushed to the base of her neck.
Is this cheeky stinky man asking for credit?
Although pregnancy is powered by his sperm, the soil is also very important!
"Wife, why don't you tell your classmate the secret of pregnancy?"
"What's the secret?" How did she not know?
"Ahem...... Do you know when you got pregnant? β
Zhisu looked up at the ceiling and said weakly, "July".
"To be exact, you finished the Japanese level 1 exam, and we spent three days in bed......
Huh? Zhisu felt like her face had been cut off, and those three days were a stain on her life. For three whole days, I didn't get out of bed, and my days were so depraved and depraved.
"Therefore, pregnancy is not only a matter of chance, but also depends on luck and quality."
The air with which he spoke nakedly announced to her a fact: the reason why she was pregnant was the result of his hard work for three days.
If there is no shame, only he can say it.
Zhisu ignored it, got up and went back to the room, and slept a lot.