A hotpot-flavored quilt
After the meal, Yan Ruobing wanted to give the bed to Zhisu. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Zhisu didn't agree, and grabbed a roll of quilts and nested on the sofa.
"Haha, the quilts are all hot pot flavors!" Zhisu couldn't help laughing, took a sharp breath, and suddenly felt that she had eaten another meal.
"Huh?" At a distance of one meter, Yan Ruobing lay on the single bed, pulling the quilt and taking a deep breath, a little excited, "Ahhh It's over, my coat and down jacket won't all smell like hot pot, right? "Let's talk, looking at the row of clothes by the wall, I want to cry without tears and bite the corner of the quilt.
"It's okay, it's sunny tomorrow, you can just take it out and dry it. It is estimated that when we ate, the water vapor ran into the cotton. ”
"Married women are different, and they know a lot about common sense."
Yan Ruobing said this, but Zhisu fell silent.
When you get married, you will become a yellow-faced woman, especially when you meet Shen Shao, who comes to stretch out her hand for food, it feels like picking up a cheap eldest son.
I remember one time, I told her to make dinner, but that night she forgot a new class, so she prepared all the ingredients and asked him to come back and make them himself.
When she came back from class and saw the scene in the kitchen, she felt like she was going to collapse.
Where is this still the kitchen? I didn't know and thought there was a thief visiting. It's just a fried rice, Shen Xuyao used several pots, and the dishes were put everywhere, the most hateful thing was that this man was really lazy to the extreme, the drawer was wide open, and the salt jar inside was also open, as if complaining, "Master, why don't you close my mouth?" ”。
She thought she was really going crazy, and it took her half a day to clean up and get the kitchen back to normal.
As you can imagine, today's water consumption is definitely half of this month's consumption. It took about half a ton of water just to wash the pots that she didn't need herself, the cooking table was full of spilled spices and half-cut cucumbers, and the bowl of beaten eggs was dry, and she couldn't rub it off, so she had to pick it with her fingernails.
The floor wasn't much better, there was soy sauce and aged vinegar everywhere, and it took three mops to get clean.
Since then, Shen Xuyao has been forbidden to enter and leave the kitchen by her, unless she is too busy to ask him to hand over a plate or something.
"You don't cook yourself?" When she was cooking hot pot today, she found that the kitchen on Ruobing's balcony was a decoration, the dishes had accumulated thick ash, and the pot was more like it hadn't been washed for half a month.
"In the morning, I bought two buns from a roadside stall and solved them on the way to the company; Eat at the company at noon, sometimes in the middle of the night at night, and solve it in the company, or go directly to the restaurant, or order takeout. I live alone, and my appetite is not big, and I can't finish cooking once, and the leftovers are not good, but I am reluctant to throw away the ones I make, so I am too lazy to do it. ”
"Sometimes I'm tired from work, and when I come back, I have to cook and wash the dishes, and I feel like my days are gone." Zhisu always felt that when she got married, she really embarked on the road of a housewife.
Classes during the day, cooking at night, cleaning every other day, 187 square meters of house, every time she drags it out, she can't straighten her waist for half a day, and she is more tired than running 800 meters on the playground.
The two couldn't sleep and chatted about their undergraduate days. Zhisu asked Yan Ruobing if she had a boyfriend, and she said that she hadn't decided yet.
After a while, the phone rang, Zhisu thought it was Shen Xuyao calling, and her heart jumped a little, but it turned out that Yan Ruobing's mobile phone was ringing.
The other party spoke very loudly, and she couldn't hear it if she didn't want to, so she just heard the opening of the other side and asked, "Hehe, eat hot pot?" You've never cooked for me. It was a male voice, Zhisu felt the sourness of the room when she heard it, and couldn't help but "giggle".
Unbeknownst to me, the other end of the mobile phone seemed to hear it, and the lion roared angrily: "Okay, Yan Ruobing, you cook hot pot for others and stay overnight, where do you put me?" ”
Yan Ruobing held the phone a little away from his ears, and after the lion roared, he said lightly: "Who do I want to eat with, can you control it?" "Besides, in what capacity does he care about her? Apparently, he is not her boyfriend yet.
"The surname is Yan, if you have the ability, come downstairs for Lao Tzu!"
"I slept, too lazy to climb up and down."
"Okay, good, good, if you don't come down, I'll go up!" The other party seems to have made up his mind to pay attention, since the mountain will not come to me, I will go to the mountain.
"Wait, I'll come down."
Hanging up the phone, Yan Ruobing wrapped herself in an over-the-knee down jacket, greeted Zhisu, and opened the door to go out.
Although Zhisu admitted that she was not a gossip woman, she still couldn't resist her curiosity, secretly rolled up the quilt, hunched her back to the window, lifted the curtain, and saw a car parked in the open space below, and a dark shadow hurried into the car.
When the car door closed, she couldn't see anything, so she had to go back to the sofa and lie down.
About half an hour later, Yan Ruobing came back, her face was red, I don't know if it was frozen or something else.
"I'm sorry for your boyfriend's misunderstanding," Zhisu was a little embarrassed, she asked to stay overnight, who knew that such a big pot of vinegar would be set off, "You tell him that I'm a woman, if he still doesn't believe it, I can go with you and explain it to him." ”
"Is it too late for him to thank you now?"
"Huh?" What do you mean, Zhi Su was surprised, it seems that something happened just now that she didn't know.
"He said that you are an assist god teammate," Yan Ruobing coughed a few times, and a touch of blush appeared on his cheeks, "Originally, the relationship between us was not so clear, he didn't confess in person, but as soon as you stimulated him just now, he ......"
"Haha......" Zhi Su smiled and couldn't get up on the sofa, but she didn't expect her stay to contribute to a relationship, "So, now you are already a famous person?" ”
Yan Ruobing smiled shyly and nodded, "However, I have to look at his performance, how long do you think the probation period is appropriate?" ”
"I've heard of trial marriage, but I've never heard of trial love."
"That's three years."
"Three years?" Zhisu was so shocked that her mouth opened to the limit, "Are you sure he won't listen to it and tie you up directly to get a marriage certificate?" ”
"Oh, three years is too long?" Yan Ruobing pretended to think seriously, "Then change it to three months." Anyway, he's already an old man, and if he can't wait, then bye-bye. ”
Seeing that she said so lightly, Zhisu didn't know if the man would be so angry that he would strangle her when he heard it.
At night, there was an even breathing sound from the adjacent bed, but Zhisu couldn't sleep, and there was not a single text message from her mobile phone.
After twelve o'clock, she felt so stupid, it seems, that the man really forgot.
The first child, as a father, can still be on the day of Qiqi, she suddenly felt that it was a good thing that the child was not born, because maybe one day in the future, Shen Xuyao forgot the child's birthday.
Tears swept across his cheeks and wet half of his pillow.