Chapter 46: I am blessed and I am happy, and you should be in trouble
Niu Huahua saw Wu Xing's sad expression, and suddenly felt that her ideological realm was too low, she hurriedly threw the homemade fishing rod aside, and said to Wu Xing very seriously: "I'll go home and get a shovel to help." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Seeing this, Niu Dayong also ran home to get tools, Xiao Wu touched his head, turned around and walked home, he muttered in a low voice: "Is Xiaoxing really so sensible?" Why do I feel a little unreliable? ”
As soon as Xiao Wu's words fell, Wu Xing grabbed him: "Xiao Wu, you help me deal with it first, I'll go to the toilet." ”
Xiao Wu sighed, took the shovel from Wu Xing's hand and got busy.
Half an hour later, several friends were tired and sweaty, but there was no trace of Wu Xing.
Niu Huahua said curiously: "Xiao Wu, didn't you say that Brother Xiaoxing went to the toilet?" Why hasn't he come back yet? ”
Niu Dayong echoed: "That's right, it's been half an hour, but Xiaoxing is still nowhere to be seen, Xiao Wu, did you hear it wrong?" ”
Xiao Wu said angrily: "You two are stupid, you haven't figured it out yet, where did Xiaoxing go to the toilet?" He clearly ran to play! ”
On a big tree at the foot of the mountain, Wu Xing lay leisurely on the branch, he tilted his head to look at the busy crowd, and said triumphantly: "I enjoy the blessings, and you should be the ones who are in trouble, this is what a good friend should do!" ”
"You little bunny, I knew you were going to cheat, get me down!"
Wu Xing was so frightened that he accidentally fell off the branch, but fortunately, he was good at it and adjusted his posture before landing, otherwise he would definitely be injured.
"Master, Master, didn't you go to the town to buy cement? Why did you come back so soon? ”
Lao Li grabbed Wu Xing's ear and snorted coldly: "No matter how busy I am, I will take time to watch you closely, so that you don't have to make trouble again!" Hurry up! If you don't work hard, don't even think about dinner! ”
Soon, Wu Xing was dragged back to the work site by Lao Li's ears, Niu Huahua snorted when he saw Wu Xing, turned his head and ignored him, Niu Dayong rolled his eyes and ignored Wu Xing.
Xiao Wu didn't treat Wu Xing like this, he took the initiative to greet Wu Xing and said, "Xiao Xing, you're back." ”
Wu Xing saw that Xiao Wu was so interesting, and suddenly felt a feeling of tears, he grabbed Xiao Wu's hand and said with emotion: "Xiao Wu, you are still interesting enough, it is not in vain that I usually take care of you so much." ”
Xiao Wu smiled: "Xiaoxing, you misunderstood, I just want to return your spade to you, you are busy first, and I will help you look at the wind." ”
Wu Xing was immediately stunned, and then he took the shovel angrily, waved his hand to Xiao Wu, and said, "Get out, Lao Tzu doesn't need others to look at the wind when he works!" If I hadn't had a bit of diarrhea, I would have had you replace me? Hum! ”
Niu Huahua and Niu Dayong were a little shaken when they heard this, and Niu Huahua first asked, "Brother Xiaoxing, do you really have diarrhea?" Didn't you mean to be lazy? ”
Wu Xing's skin was thicker than the bend of the city wall, and he said without blushing: "Then you still need to say? I was drenched in the rain for a long time the night before yesterday in order to alert everyone, and I caught a little cold, otherwise I was in such good health, how could I have diarrhea easily? Isn't this all about saving everyone? ”
Niu Dayong sighed: "So that's the case, Xiaoxing, you are amazing." ”
Niu Huahua took out a lollipop from his pocket: "Brother Xiaoxing, in order to reward you, this lollipop is for you to eat." ”
Seeing this, Xiao Wu stretched out his hand to support his forehead, and said secretly: These two stupid people are really hopeless, don't you know what kind of person Xiaoxing is? I was deceived by him so easily.
As soon as Xiao Wu thought of this, Wu Xing snorted coldly: "You have remembered for me, you are not allowed to play with Xiao Wu in the future, his thinking is too bad, and it is easy to lead you badly." ”
Niu Huahua and Niu Dayong looked at Xiao Wu at the same time, Xiao Wu hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Hey, you can't break off my friendship, I-"
Wu Xing didn't wait for him to finish before interrupting: "Look, he hasn't worked now, he is actually embarrassed to quibble!" ”
Among the four, only Xiao Wu's hands were empty, and the other three were all holding shovels, in such a clear contrast, Niu Huahua and Niu Dayong immediately believed Wu Xing's words, and the two of them cast a disdainful look at Xiao Wu at the same time.
Xiao Wu was a little unconvinced: "Xiaoxing, it's not right for you to say that, I was still working just now, and it was because you came back that I returned the shovel to you." ”
Wu Xing rolled his eyes and said, "You didn't bring a shovel, and you are embarrassed to say that you are here to work?" Are you still going to be shameless? ”
In the face of Wu Xing's sophistry, Xiao Wu couldn't say a word, and Wu Xing immediately revealed his true face when he saw this: "It's not impossible for us to re-accept you, as long as you give us a bag of BJ instant noodles to make amends, we will forgive you." ”
Niu Huahua and Niu Dayong immediately said in unison when they heard this: "Yes, take BJ instant noodles to make amends!" ”
What else can Xiao Wu say? Ten minutes later, he came back with a few bags of instant noodles and handed out a bag to each person, and when he gave Wu Xing instant noodles, he also secretly stuffed Wu Xing with a lollipop: "Xiaoxing, you can't hold a grudge." ”
Wu Xing was like a general who had won a battle, he put the lollipop in his pocket, and said with a "you are very sensible" expression: "Forget it, I will forgive you this time, if there is a next time, a bag of instant noodles will not solve the problem." ”
Xiao Wu breathed a sigh of relief, he took the shovel from Wu Xing's hand: "Xiao Xing, how can you do this kind of rough work?" You rest, I'll come. ”
Wu Xing praised: "It's still your kid who is smart, well, be careful in the future, you can't make mistakes again, understand?" ”
Xiao Wu nodded again and again with a teachable expression, and he secretly thought while working: Whoever you love in the future, Lao Tzu will never talk much anymore, even if those two or two fools are deceived by Xiaoxing and sold, I will never say a word!
While eating instant noodles, Wu Xing thought triumphantly: Every time he unites most of the strategies to attack a very small number of people, he can always succeed, and the treatise on the art of war in "Ghost Strategy" is really infinitely useful.
After finishing work in the afternoon, the friends went to the small river to fish for recreation under the leadership of Wu Xing, Wu Xing put the homemade fishing rod into the river, he saw Xiaoqing sleeping lazily in the arms of Niu Huahua, and couldn't help but provoke: "Huahua, why do you always take Xiaoqing with you?" Isn't it annoying? ”
Niu Huahua petted Xiaoqing's hairy head dotingly: "Brother Xiaoxing, Xiaoqing is sensible, it helped me get a towel last night." ”
Wu Xing was curious: "What towel to take?" ”
"I forgot to take a towel when I took a shower yesterday, and I was just about to go out to get it, Xiaoqing walked in with a towel in her mouth, do you think it's very sensible?"
Wu Xing was immediately furious: "Stinky and shameless!" Dare to blatantly peek at a girl taking a bath! Damn it! Lao Tzu has never done such a lack of morality! ”