"You murderer! Lao Tzu fought with you! ”

Wu Xing couldn't hold back his anger anymore, he didn't care about respecting his teacher, and he was about to rush up and fight with Lao Li. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Lao Li Tou had already prepared a bamboo pole, but before Wu Xing could rush ashore, he was stabbed back into the water with a bamboo pole, and after several times, Wu Xing could only accept the reality.

A minute passed quickly, and Lao Li Tou was also trustworthy, and he beckoned to Wu Xing: "When the time is up, you can come up, remember, if you are attacked by me next time, the time will be extended by one minute." ”

After Lao Li Tou finished speaking, he turned around and left, Wu Xing trembled and climbed ashore, as soon as he landed on the shore, the cold wind made him feel a more bone-chilling cold.

Wu Xing gritted his teeth and rushed home, got into the quilt after changing his clothes, and it took a lot of effort to warm up his body.

At five o'clock in the morning, Wu Xing fell asleep again, but Lao Li Tou took the opportunity to sneak attack again, and Wu Xing could only accept the punishment again, this time he soaked in the icy river water for two minutes.

Until noon the next day, Wu Xing had been punished three times, and he felt that it was not a matter to go on like this, so he started to think about it.

Before dark, Wu Xing thought of a countermeasure, he installed a bell on the door, as long as someone pushed the door in, he could hear the ring, so that he could prevent Lao Litou's sneak attack.

As a result, that night, Lao Li Tou slipped in through the window and sent Wu Xing into the icy river for the fourth time.

"Master, you're too damaged, how can you open the window and enter the house?"

"It's not that I'm too bad, it's that you're not alert enough, who can blame?"

"Humph! Next time, it's not so easy to be attacked by you, you wait for me! ”

After dawn, Wu Xing hung his room full of bells, especially the doors and windows, as long as the movement was a little louder, these bells would jingle, not to mention people, even if it was a mouse, it was impossible to sneak in.

Wu Xing originally thought that he would be able to sleep peacefully in this way, but the facts told him that this was destined to be an extravagant hope: Lao Li Tou fell from the sky by revealing the tile, and before Wu Xing noticed it, he successfully attacked again.

Wu Xing was punished for the fifth time and soaked in the river for five minutes.

In the following days, Lao Li Tou used the methods of demolishing the wall, digging the ground, and hiding in the wardrobe or under the bed in advance, so that Wu Xing understood the truth of "only unthinkable, nothing can not be done" again and again, and three days later, Wu Xing's punishment time was extended to a quarter of an hour.

Wu Xing's bull temper came up, every time he was punished, he no longer cursed or complained, but endured silently, and after the punishment was completed, he started a protracted battle with Lao Li Tou to sneak attack and prevent sneak attack.

The battlefield between the two extends from the bedroom, to the toilet, the dining table, in front of the TV, and in the game, all of which are filled with extremely fierce struggles.

As a result, Wu Xing still lost more and won less, and at this time he finally understood such a truth: Jiang is really still old and spicy.

Wu Xing felt very helpless about Lao Li's unguardable sneak attack methods, and in the end he could only take an improvisable way to deal with it, because he was always vigilant, so Lao Li Tou's number of successes became less and less.

Lao Li Tou not only did not feel depressed about this, but was very happy, he smiled and said to Wu Xing: "This is the main purpose of Master's training of you, you have finally opened your mind." ”

Wu Xing said angrily: "Master, this is too tired, if I keep living like this in the future, sooner or later I will die young due to exhaustion." ”

Lao Li Tou sighed: "Master also knows that this is very troublesome, but the rivers and lakes are sinister, and it is necessary to be vigilant at all times, it is better than being plotted by someone who is not in vain." ”

Wu Xing remembered the scar on the back of Lao Li's head, he sighed and did not speak.

Time soon came to the twenty-third day of the lunar month, which is the day of the lunar New Year, early in the morning, Lao Li Tou gave Wu Xing a holiday, saying that he wanted him to help the family "beat dust and sacrifice to the god of the stove".

On this day of the New Year, rural people will do a comprehensive cleaning at home, commonly known as "dust", mainly to remove old filth and welcome the arrival of the New Year.

As for the sacrifice to the god of the stove, it is to pray for the grandfather of the god of the stove to bless the family from starvation in the coming year.

Although Wu Xing promised to help his family, but in a blink of an eye, he threw this matter out of the clouds, Lao Li just left on his front foot, and he slipped out on his back foot to gather all his friends, saying that he was going to take everyone to Zhaojiagou to catch the market.

The children are very interested in catching up with the market, because there are many delicious and fun things in the market, and a few friends agreed without thinking about it.

At half past eight in the morning, everyone slipped out of the village while the adults were not paying attention and walked towards Zhaojiagou.

"Xiaoxing, Grandpa Li won't come to attack you today, right?" Xiao Wu asked with a worried expression.

The friends witnessed the scene of Wu Xing's punishment more than once, and the thought of being thrown into the river to soak in the cold winter made everyone feel cold teeth.

"Today is the New Year, the old boy gave me a day off, let me help the family dust, I don't have that mind, how good it is to catch the market, so much good food, drink and fun, I am excited to think about it."

The more Wu Xing talked, the more excited he became, and in the end, he couldn't wait to grow wings and fly to Zhaojiagou all of a sudden.

To tell the truth, he has been suffocating him for half a year, he has to train very intensively every day, and the time to play has been shortened by I don't know how many times compared to before.

"Yes, yes, I haven't eaten marshmallows in a long time, I must eat enough today!" The eyes of the cow flowers immediately sparkled like stars.

Xiao Wu licked his lips: "It's still a sugar gourd that's delicious, sweet and sour, and it tastes good." ”

Niu Dayong scratched the back of his head: "I think the candy blower is very good, and he can watch and eat it." ”

Seeing that Wu Xing didn't speak, Niu Huahua couldn't help but ask, "Brother Xiaoxing, what do you like to eat?" ”

Wu Xing's hands were groping in his pockets, the expression on his face looked a little strange, and when he heard this, he looked ugly and said, "Why is the money I put in my pocket gone?" Damn, it must have been my master who stole the money, and I said how could he be so relieved of me, it turned out that he had already calculated it, this old killer was lacking in virtue - hey, you can lend me some money later, and I will give it back to you when I come back. ”

When the three of them heard this, they all tightened their pockets, and Xiao Wu spoke first: "Xiao Xing, I don't have much money with me, just enough to buy a bunch of sugar gourds, I'm afraid I won't be able to help you." ”

Dayong said: "My money is only enough to buy a candy blower, and I can't help you." ”

Niu Huahua said: "My money is just enough to buy a marshmallow, and there is nothing extra to lend you." ”