Chapter 70: Phew
"Boss, blow the sugar man into a character in Journey to the West, in addition to the four Tang monks and apprentices, and also blow a white dragon horse. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
The boss nodded immediately, he stirred up the sugar sludge with a wooden handle and put it in his hand, kneading and blowing while kneading, and soon, he blew out a lifelike image of the Monkey King.
Wu Xing and the three of them couldn't take their eyes off it, and waited until the boss blew the five sugar men well, and then the three of them retracted their gaze unsatisfactorily.
Niu Dayong handed the two yuan to the boss, and he was just about to stick out his tongue and lick Zhu Bajie, Wu Xing immediately made a move, he took the first step to put his mouth in front of the sugar man, and began to spit wildly.
"Bah, Bah, Brave, you must not want these sugar people, right? Why don't you give it to me, don't worry, I'll enjoy it. ”
In Niu Dayong's stunned, Wu Xing took the sugar man and walked away.
After a while, Niu Dayong came back to his senses, he grabbed Xiao Wu who wanted to follow, and roared angrily: "Xiao Wu! So you lied to me just now! Give me back my candy man! ”
Xiao Wu spread out his hands and made a helpless expression: "Dayong, how can you ask me for a sugar man?" Obviously Xiaoxing took it, you should look for him, besides, I didn't lie to you, those sugar gourds were indeed given to Xiaoxing by me, if you don't believe it, you can ask him. ”
Niu Da was so brave that he couldn't speak, and finally he had to let go of his hands and follow dejectedly.
When the two found Wu Xing, Wu Xing was picking up cows and flowers to buy more marshmallows, using the same set of rhetoric.
Niu Huahua was also tricked, but her thoughts were different from others, I saw her take out two yuan and five cents and hand them to the man making marshmallows: "Boss, this is money, you give me the largest marshmallow at a preferential price." ”
Marshmallow two cents and five cents, the money of Niu Hua can buy ten, the boss promised to give her one, according to Niu Huahua's requirements, he needs to make a marshmallow that is eleven times larger than the normal marshmallow, this person is obviously a master, Niu Huahua's request is not difficult for him.
Soon, the boss prepared the ingredients, he held a bamboo skewer in one hand, and shook the handle in the other, and then saw white flocculent emerge from the machine.
The boss turned the bamboo skewer with one hand and rolled up the white flocculent, and as time passed, the white flocculent rolled bigger and bigger, and after a short time, it turned into a small cloud.
Niu Huahua was overjoyed: "Wow, it's such a beautiful marshmallow, I don't want to eat it!" ”
Wu Xing showed a sinister expression, and he thought to himself: It doesn't matter if you are reluctant to eat, I am willing to eat.
When the marshmallow was made, Niu Huahua immediately handed the money to the boss, she was just about to take over the huge marshmallow from the boss, Wu Xing immediately repeated the old trick, and opened her mouth to spit at the marshmallow.
Unexpectedly, Wu Xing hadn't spit out his saliva yet, but Niu Dayong and Xiao Wu, who were standing on the side, took the lead in action.
"Bah-Bah-"
"Bah-Bah-"
Wu Xing was immediately dumbfounded, and then he reacted: "Okay! How dare you rob Lao Tzu of food! ”
Niu Dayong said while spitting: "Xiaoxing--Bah-Anyway, leave us a marshmallow--Bah-The benefits are all for you to take advantage of--Bah-Let's drink the northwest wind-Phew-"
Xiao Wu said: "It's just--you shamelessly snatched our things--Bah-you have to let us have a soup to drink--Bah-"
The volume of this marshmallow is too large, and the two of them have been spitting out their saliva, which covers most of the area of the marshmallow, and the two of them spit out half of the area, so that one person can share half of it, and there is no need to eat each other's saliva when enjoying it.
Marshmallow is a flocculent formed by the convergence of small sugar threads, which cannot be wet, as long as it is stained with water, it will melt, and this huge marshmallow was spit on by the two of them, and immediately became full of holes, looking like a mouse had a hole in it.
Niu Huahua looked at the miserable marshmallow, and the beautiful vision in her heart was instantly shattered, and she screamed with red circles in her eyes: "You two bastards! Give me back my marshmallows!! ”
Xiao Wu smiled and generously handed the marshmallow to Niu Huahua: "Huahua, if you want to eat our saliva, please feel free, we won't have an opinion." ”
Niu Huahua grew up with Wu Xing, and was nurtured by Wu Xing for a long time, and was not as easy to bully as she seemed from the outside.
"Eat! Want to take advantage of your mother? Dream! ”
Niu Dayong said dumbfounded: "Xiao Wu, didn't you say that this trick will definitely work?" Why don't you cooperate at all? ”
The corners of Xiao Wu's mouth twitched a few times: "Damn, I forgot that Huahua is Xiaoxing's daughter-in-law, who can be his daughter-in-law, is that an ordinary person?" ”
Niu Huahua quickly trampled the marshmallow into sugar slime, she picked up the bamboo skewer and threw it at Xiao Wu, and turned around angrily and left.
Seeing this, Wu Xing pouted at Da Yong and Xiao Wu: "If you want to learn my tricks, you are still very tender!" To tell you the truth, if I spit just now, Huahua will definitely have no opinion, as for you, hum! ”
Niu Dayong muttered: "You just blow it, how can Huahua not dislike you?" ”
After Wu Xing finished speaking, he caught up with Niu Huahua and comforted: "Huahua, you see, I have so many delicious foods here, what is a marshmallow?" These are enough for you to eat until the Chinese New Year. ”
Niu Huahua was paying attention to the marshmallow just now, and didn't pay attention to what Wu Xing was holding in his hand, at this moment, when she saw that there were so many sugar gourds and sugar people, her anger immediately disappeared by half, and she was surprised: "Brother Xiaoxing, didn't you say that you didn't bring any money?" Why did you buy so many sugar gourds and sugar people? ”
Niu Huahua seemed to realize something when she said this, her eyes widened and said, "Listening to what the three of you just said, these things should not have been obtained from Xiao Wu and Dayong by spitting, right?" ”
Although the dirty methods were exposed by Niu Huahua, Wu Xing did not have a little embarrassed expression, he said triumphantly: "How is it?" Am I smart? ”
Niu Huahua giggled and took out a string of sugar gourds, and said with a smile while eating: "What I like the most is your cleverness, Brother Xiaoxing, you are so amazing!" ”
Xiao Wu, who was following behind, showed a disdainful expression: "This is also called smart? It's called shameless, okay? ”
Niu Dayong said dumbfoundedly: "Knowing that the sugar gourd is stained with Xiaoxing's saliva, Huahua actually eats it, doesn't she feel disgusted?" ”
Xiao Wu sighed: "I said a long time ago that the person who can be Xiaoxing's daughter-in-law is definitely not an ordinary person, now it's okay, we have lost so much, we haven't even licked a mouthful of marshmallow, it's a trip for nothing." ”