Grandpa smiled when he heard this: "Your parents work in the Survey Institute and are serving the Three Gorges Project, you know this, when they are done, they will have time to accompany us for a New Year's dinner in the future." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Wu Xing is not yet eleven years old, how can a child not stick to his parents? Maybe it's because his parents work outside all the year round that Wu Xing rarely enjoys his father's love and mother's love, so he becomes so naughty.

Lao Li Tou heard Wu Xing mention his parents, and couldn't help sighing: "Xiaoxing, you are much better than Master, Master, I-forget it, I won't say these frustrating words during the New Year, come, let's have a toast!" ”

Several people raised their glasses and drank them all, even Grandma. It can be very cold in the mountains in winter, and in order to keep out the cold, people in the mountains, both men and women, have basically learned to drink alcohol.

Today is the thirtieth day of the Chinese New Year's Eve, there are not so many restrictions, several people are all open to drink, when the reunion dinner ends, several people are drunk, especially Lao Li Tou, who originally had an excellent amount of alcohol, actually got drunk.

Wu Xing sent Lao Li Tou home with his grandfather, and then he asked his grandparents for New Year's money, and ran to the commissary of Xiao Wu's family with the money.

At seven o'clock in the evening, a few friends gathered in the newly built cement rice field in the center of the village to set off fireworks for fun.

"Brother Xiaoxing, I have a colored bead tube here, do you want it?"

Niu Huahua is the most spoiled by parents among several friends, her parents have prepared a lot of fireworks for her, with so many fun things, she will naturally not forget her future husband.

Wu Xing didn't shirk at all, he took the colored bead tube from Niu Huahua's hand, lit it with a match and held it high.

A moment later, the lead at the front end of the bead cylinder burned and ignited the gunpowder in the cylinder, only to see fireworks of different colors spraying out, and the fireworks flew into the air with a screaming sound, blooming brilliant flowers in the sky.

When the colored bead tube was finished, Wu Xing threw the wreckage to the ground, and he spat and said: "Damn, it clearly says twenty rings, but only eighteen fireworks are sprayed, and the manufacturer must have cut corners." ”

After Wu Xing finished speaking, he glanced at the other fireworks in Niu Huahua's hand, "Huahua, a colored bead tube is not enjoyable, why don't you give me another one?" ”

This time, the cow flowers are gone: "I only have three in total, and now there is only one left, or ...... You play cupola. ”

As soon as Wu Xing heard that there was play, he didn't care what he was playing, so he immediately smiled and nodded.

Niu Huahua handed Wu Xing a bundle of cupola cannons, the number of which was ten, Wu Xing tied a few chicken feathers on the cupola in order to increase the fun, he gently inserted the cupola into the soil, lit it and immediately retreated.

Soon, I heard a scream of "sigh", and then the sky-high cannon flew into the night sky, and Wu Xing shouted on the side: "One person has the Tao, and the chicken and dog will ascend to heaven!" Ha ha! This color is very good! ”

When Xiao Wu heard this, he put down the cannon in his hand as if he remembered something, and leaned over to Wu Xing and asked, "Xiao Xing, you can calculate it for me and see what my fortune is in the coming year." ”

Niu Dayong and Niu Huahua also came to the front when they heard this, and asked Wu Xing to calculate their fortunes.

Wu Xing looked at the fireworks in the hands of several people, and felt that this was a good opportunity for blackmail, he rolled his eyes: "It's not impossible to ask me to help you calculate your fortune, but you have to pay a price." ”

Several people immediately understood, and everyone gave some of their fireworks to Wu Xing, and Wu Xing pretended to be unfathomable after he succeeded: "Actually, I have already calculated it for you, and the result of the calculation was buried by me next to the pigsty of the village chief's house, you can find it yourself." ”

Several people were convinced of Wu Xing's fortune-telling skills, and immediately turned around and ran towards the village chief's house.

Wu Xing took this opportunity to insert a sky-shattering thunderbolt into a pile of cow dung on the edge of the rice field, and soon, the sound of a dog barking came from the direction of the village parent, and after a short time, the three of them ran back in embarrassment.

"Xiaoxing, the village chief's dog is too fierce, we can't get close to the pigsty at all."

"That's it, this dog doesn't recognize his six relatives, and even our acquaintances bite it, it's really hateful!"

"I knew that I would have caught it and eaten it, but now it's good, so we can't see the result, Brother Xiaoxing, why don't you tell us the result directly?"

Wu Xing squatted down and pretended to tie his shoes, lit the fuse of the earth-shaking thunder when the three of them were not paying attention, and then retreated while admitting: "Naturally, there is no problem with this, you wait here for a while, and I will come back and tell you about it." ”

Wu Xing ran away after speaking, he just ran out of a distance of ten meters, the earth-shattering thunder exploded, Niu Huahua and the three were very close to the cow dung heap, and the three of them were all hit by the blow and were blown up by the cow dung.

Wu Xing laughed happily when he saw this, and the three of them all gritted their teeth and glared at him, today is the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve, the little friends are wearing new clothes, and now the new clothes are stained with cow dung, they are naturally very angry, if it were not for Wu Xing's strong combat effectiveness, I am afraid that they would have rushed up and tore them up.

"Brother Xiaoxing, why are you so lacking in virtue! This is a new down jacket that my mother bought for me, which is very expensive! Now you've made it like this, how do you let me wear it! ”

The more Niu Huahua spoke, the more angry she became, and after she finished speaking, her eyes turned red, and it seemed that she would cry sadly the next moment.

As for Dayong and Xiao Wu, although the two showed no signs of crying, they were in a terrible mood, and when they heard Niu Huahua's words, the two echoed each other, accusing Wu Xing of lacking morality.

Wu Xing was embarrassed to continue laughing when he saw that he was angry, and he explained seriously: "You all know that leaking the heavenly secret is to suffer the curse of heaven, in order to prevent disasters, I can only ask you to help share a little, just now I was asking you to share it for me, you won't be so stingy, right?" ”

The three of them were convinced of this set of arguments, because they all knew the reasons for Wu Xing's previous disasters, and now the three of them were all angry, and they all surrounded Wu Xing and asked Wu Xing to announce the results of the calculation.

Wu Xing spread his hands and continued to talk nonsense seriously: "Actually, the result has already come out, it's just that you are too stupid to realize it." ”

When the friends heard this, they all showed puzzled expressions, Wu Xingqiang suppressed the urge to laugh, and asked, "How did the village chief's dog bark just now?" ”

Xiao Wu was curious: "How else can a dog bark?" Of course, it's a babbling scream. ”

Wu Xing slapped his face: "Isn't this right?" The dog is barking, which is a sign that the three of you will also have good fortune in the coming year. ”

Only then did the three of them understand that everyone had the feeling of being deceived, and they were all so angry that they couldn't speak.