The Spring Festival in 2008 was particularly early, and this is not something that can be changed by human factors, so this year's year-end summary meeting was held in advance. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Kurokawa: "Let's bet on how long it will take SG to finish writing this summary meeting. ”

Dezhi: "If I hadn't saved the scene last year, he would have even delayed the year-end summary." ”

Wang Er: "Anyway, I continue to save books." ”

Milanello: "I've forgotten what I've said anyway. ”

Beastmaster: "Anyway, I had a good time last year. ”

As soon as the Beastmaster finished speaking, a group of people rushed over from the side, and after passing through Dezhi, he asked, "Have you ever seen a guy named 'Unicorn King'?" ”

When the beastmaster heard this, he knew that something was wrong, and was about to slip away, but he was dragged by someone. He looked back, and Kurokawa, Wang Er and the others grabbed the corner of his clothes with one hand and pointed at him with the other, but their eyes were looking elsewhere.

"So you are." The leader smiled kindly at him. (Beastmaster: Can you describe it as "kind"?) ）

"No, no, you've got the wrong person." The Beastmaster trembled like a scattered leaf.

"That horn on your head won't lie, we're not mistaken, brothers, take him away!"

"You unrighteous ones—" the beastmaster wailed, and was carried away by a group of big men.

"Come out and mix, sooner or later you will have to pay it back." Dezhi gloated.

"Go in peace, fellow readers will not forget your sacrifice." Wang Er made a concluding speech.

After a second of silence for the Beastmaster, everyone began to enter the venue.

When everyone entered the sign table, Fan Chuan suddenly thought of something.

"I said, didn't I vote last year, should each person be given 30 catties of pork this year?"

"yes, yes." Wang Er is in line with the Tao.

"I think it's mysterious." Dezhi said.

"Guys, you're right......" Kurokawa said, pointing in one direction.

Everyone looked and saw a small piece of fly's head pasted on the edge of the toilet.

"Due to the global financial crisis, and part of the investment of the conference committee was involved in the Madoff fraud case, the original distribution of 30 catties of pork is cancelled, hereby announced, if you have any questions, please consult the conference committee before January 1, 2009. Committee of the General Assembly, 31 December 2008"

There are black lines on everyone's heads, because today is January 10th.

"Forget it, I didn't expect it anyway." Everyone said to themselves.

As soon as everyone entered the venue, they found that the edge of the ghost area, which had always been deserted, had become extremely lively, and many people gathered there. Even the elder of the ghost district, the chief of the security of Andac, had to step in to maintain order.

"I said, what's going on?" Wang Er stepped forward and asked.

"Have you all forgotten? This year, important people are hanging, so everyone is here to watch. Andak replied.

At this time, someone suddenly shouted: "This year's new hangers are coming, coming." ”

The crowd rushed towards the entrance at once, causing the crowd who had just stepped into the venue to be involuntarily rushed out by the crowd.

"I'm so touched by so many people coming to greet me." A deep male voice came.

"Cut~~ It turned out to be Gursi."

"It's boring, it's boring."

"Everyone is scattered."

The crowd dispersed, leaving only a group of the Wing Mnast family, and when Mazarel saw this, he immediately greeted him with open arms.

"Father."

"Son~" Gursi burst into tears.

The boat, who had not left for a while, said, "Tsk, is this the hot and cold world?" ”

After some twists and turns, the group finally entered the venue. At this time, they realized that no wonder they did not see any demonstrators outside this time, and they were all put into the venue. I saw that the whole venue was full of people such as "Give me back my Qina" and "Author, you murderer!" "Curse you for the rest of your life! And so on.

"However, I am curious about who the secretary of the conference will be this year." Kurokawa said this.

"Then let's take a gamble, I'll sit in the bank." Familiar voice, everyone looked back, who was not Huo Lin?

"How's the handicap now?"

"Now the handicap is like this, the bet on Queen Margaret is 1 to 1; The pressure on Alecto is 1 to 2; The bet on Megaela is 3 to 1; …… The bet on Brigide is 1000 to 1. Huo Lin reported the market to everyone one by one.

"You've done a great job, you even have an obscure character like Milinda Bafter." Dezhi said.

"That's, otherwise I'm embarrassed to invite you to play."

"I'll bet 100 dollars on Queen Margaret!" Wang Er said.

"Still, I always felt like someone was missing." Kurokawa said to himself, and the trainer heard it and laughed obscenely a few times.

"Bets closed!" Horin shouted as he saw that His Majesty Sigrani had done his place.

The gamblers held their breath and stared in the direction in which Sogrand and Gina had appeared. Finally, two people walked out one after the other.

"Damn, it's Miss Rabelais, why didn't I think of that?" A cadre exclaimed.

"No one hits, the dealer kills! Oh also! Huo Lin shouted happily.

"It's time to kill a thousand knives again."

"5555, my private money." Wang Er cried bitterly.

"It's good I didn't bet." It's a shame.

"Authentic Dongting Lake roast landlubber, 25 pieces a le."

"Stupid brand kraft candy, guaranteed not to stick to the teeth."

(Two readers: Can we not appear in this way?) ）

"Silence!" Thorgrande struck the hammer, and the audience fell silent.

"Miss Rabelais."

"Ah, yes, this is the bill this time." Aretha didn't dare to look up, and handed the manuscript to Sogrande a little shyly.

"Thanks, don't be so nervous." Sogrend reassured.

"Yes, Lord Luce."

"Hmph~~" Sigrani snorted a few times at the new secretary on the side.

"So, let's start this year-end summary meeting. The first motion of the year is: strongly demand that the author resurrect Chenna. ”

"I'm against it!" Sigrani yelled, and after a second, Her Majesty realized that she had lost her temper and smiled embarrassedly.

Thorgrande withdrew his gaze from Sigrani and said, "Well, someone in the ghost district has asked to speak, please come up." ”

Unexpectedly, it was Chenna who floated up.

"Chyna, I love you, oops—" The voice came from the direction of the Mastar district, probably Cizer, but had been subdued by the crowd around him.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I ask that this bill not be voted on." China said calmly.

"Huh???" The audience was in an uproar.

"Why? You have to have a reason. Sigrani also thought it was strange, and hurriedly asked.

"Chinna, is it a despicable and shameless author who coerces you?" The Wind Society stood up and asked.

"No, there is no such thing."

"Don't be afraid, the broad masses of the people are on your side, as long as you nod your head, we will immediately go to kill the author." The Wind Society continued to agitate.

"It's true, but I don't want to say my reasons, because it's a very personal emotional matter. So, that's the end of my remarks. Cena said, gracefully floating off the podium.

"So...... about this bill," Thorgrande said in a low voice.

"Since none of the parties want to vote, let's go with her." Sigrani wished she had vetoed it sooner.

"It makes sense for China to say that, and I agree not to vote."

"Then I agree." Everyone in the audience agreed.

"Then, the first motion will not be voted on." Thorgrande declared majestically.

And at this time, in the ghost zone.

"Ahaha, it's worthy of being my daughter, this trick of 'retreating as advancing' makes it really beautiful. That kid from Sogrend is completely tricked, and I know this kid's temper. "Shapoel was very proud there.

"The second bill of the year, ah, the old tradition, I will not repeat it." Saugland said, covering his forehead.

"We want a harem!"

"Death to the harem!"

As soon as Sogrend finished speaking, the audience immediately fell into a scuffle, with banana peels, tomatoes, and rotten eggs flying everywhere.

"Luckily, we were prepared." Wang Er and the others were already experienced, and immediately propped up their own umbrellas to resist these things.

Ten minutes later, "Silence, debate is over, voting begins!" Thorgrande yelled.

The result of the vote is still five or five, so is there no head?

What's next? Thorgrande looked at the schedule and frowned.

"The following is an interview with a popular female character, the host is Wang Er, please Wang Er on stage. In addition, I would like to invite the following ladies whose names I read to the stage to participate. ”

Wang Er went up very proudly, and when the chosen ladies came to the stage, he took the opportunity to hug them one by one. There are four people in total: Sigrani, Chenna, Eugaris, and Margaret.

Thorgrande stuffed the question into the king's second-hand and turned and walked away.

"Well, the first question is for His Majesty Sigrani. What do you think of Chinna's death and how do you think it will affect you? ”

"I deeply regret this." Sigrani made a sad face and said, "After all, we all love the same man. ”

"How do I see your eyes smiling?" Margaret on the side chimed in.

"Really?" Sigrani said, flashing her eyes as she stared at the other and said, "Okay, yellow-haired girl, I won't respond to your provocation." ”

"Who's the yellow-haired girl?!"

"Alright, alright, let His Majesty Sigrani finish answering this question." Wang Er was busy playing the round.

"As for me, it won't have any effect, my attitude towards Thorge won't change because of Chenna's presence or not, after all, I knew him and chose him first."

"Very strong statement, hehe, then the second question is for Chinna, do you support the continuation of Sogrande?"

"Ah, on this issue, I abstain, because in the book I am already a dead man, I cannot interfere with Thorge's freedom, and if there is a suitable person, I want him to be happy."

"Hypocrisy." Sigrani whispered.

"Of course, like His Majesty Sigrani, I'm afraid it won't be suitable." China added coldly.

"Ahaha," Wang Er broke out in a cold sweat, "then, the third question is for Your Majesty Margaret, you will soon be recruiting a son-in-law, please describe your ideal candidate." ”

"Ah, ah, this, well, I think that person must first have a noble character, be dedicated and loyal to me. Putting the country first, she is able to resist the temptation of some people who think she is the first beauty in the mainland. Resourceful and able to command an army to win more with less. Martial arts should be good, and it is best to be able to use both hands and swords......" Margaret said a lot of things.

"You just say it's Sogrand." Sigrani unceremoniously debunked.

"There's no such thing." Margaret argued with a red face, and stole a glance at Chenna.

"Well, I think everyone knows Her Majesty's criteria for choosing a mate. Proceed to the next question. Wang Er hurriedly interrupted, "One last question, may I ask Miss Eucaris's measurements?!" This, this......"

"Oh, are you curious? I don't know, what is the version currently in circulation? Eugaris looked at Wang Er with a smile.

Wang Er replied, "It is said to be 90D, 58, 88. ”

"Uh, it seems to be a deviation~~"

"What's the exact number?"

"Well, host, you can feel it with your own hands~~"

"Really?" Wang Er subconsciously wiped the bottom of his nose, "I'm afraid of His Excellency Mazarel......"

"It doesn't matter, he cares about my heart, not my body. Come on. ”

"Okay, then I'll ...... it reluctantly," Wang Er said, stretching out his right hand.

"Wang Er-Wang Er-" Wang Er heard someone in the audience shouting at him, he turned his head and saw Dezhi dancing there, wanting to express something to him, but Wang Er knew that Dezhi had never learned sign language, so he didn't know what he meant. It seemed that some kind of danger was approaching him, but it was probably negligible compared to Eugaris's crisp breasts. Thinking like this, Wang Er decided to ignore Dezhi and continue his actions.

"It's so miserable, I don't want to watch it anymore." Seeing that the other party did not listen to the dissuasion, Dezhi turned his head sadly, and the others had to turn their backs and mourn in silence for Wang Er.

"Hungry, hungry, hungry...... Ahh......h Hungry Hungry ......"

After the meeting ended, a group of people walked out of the venue, but met a familiar figure - the unicorn king. However, the Beastmaster did not lack arms and legs as everyone thought, but took a toothpick there to pick his teeth very comfortably.

"Isn't this the Beastmaster, what did those guys do with you?" Milanello asked.

"It's not good, they just want to hear me talk about the beautiful scenery I saw when I crossed, and they asked me to rub it, and I ate 3 of the Dongting roast landlubber alone." The Beastmaster said triumphantly.

"Hey, where's Wang Er?" The Beastmaster asked, and as soon as the words fell, a terrible scream came from a distance, which made people shudder.

Happy New Year to you all.