Lin Chou only remembered being knocked to the ground by a certain sinful fair-skinned little hand with a beer bottle wheel, and when he woke up again, the scene in front of him seemed somewhat familiar. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Based on the experience of being knocked down by the bottoms of countless types of beer bottles from childhood to adulthood, this fainting was purely a psychological accident.

It's so shameful that I was actually dealt with by a weak little girl who doesn't have a hundred pounds.

Well, although he likes beer very much, and although his head is still faintly painful when he is cut by glass slag, can you find a professional place to destroy the corpse and destroy the traces of the horse?

This is what is going on in my little shop?

Who do you look down on, you girl!

Thinking of the owner of that little hand, Lin Chou felt that the back molars were faintly itchy, and the dignity of the employees could not be trampled on at will?

Nima has to apply for a work-related injury of at least 500 yuan!

Not negotiable!

Five hundred! Can you add some goodies to his tavern?

However, what's the use, the restaurant can't be opened anymore...

The restaurant was so dimly lit that only the metal support structure of the roof could barely be seen.

Out of nowhere, there was the sound of Slasla's rubbing, like a bored dick was constantly zipping up and opening his crotch.

Lin Chou was very irritable, and always felt that something was wrong.

"Whew, whew!"

What's that?

Lin Chou found that his trouser leg was pulled by something, and a wet thing kept rubbing his ankle, and that trace of hot touch kept reminding him that this was not a snake, this was not a snake!

What's that?

Lin Chou bowed his head.

"Fuck !!"

A toothless old man with a bloody pleated face on his head, holding his feet and gnawing on Zhenghuan, wet his shoes with bloody saliva.

The owner of this old face twisted one hand into the reluctant slackness shape of Obama's hand to the Soviet big brother to pay tribute to communism, and the other hand was only left with empty sleeves, and the entire upper body leaned on the ground with one hand holding Lin Chou's thighs, and dragged a long list of sewer-like objects below the abdomen, and the viscous and hot sense of sight came to his face, and he didn't see where the two legs were running.

In the base city, in my restaurant, there are living corpses? Are you kidding!!

Normal people will only have two reactions at most when they encounter a horror such as a ghost, one is to cluck as steadily as a dead dog, and the other is to fly up and kick him, regardless of what kind of thing he is, and then blow up his eggs first.

Lin Chou obviously belongs to the latter one, and that kick is like a stroke of genius, and only by reflexing the muscle contraction reaction of the limbs can perfect the standard movement of the Thomas double-sided titanium alloy large loop.

"Smack."

After the old man's head flew out of the door, Lin Chou was stunned.

"I'm a big grass, so fragile???"

The old man's remaining thirty-five centimeters of breasts and water and other objects were still twitching in place, and Lin Chou was facing a melancholy forty-five degree angle on his back to prevent the crystal tears from falling.

Lao Tzu's kick felt as if he had shot all his internal organs into the wall!

It feels like the whole person is empty and has nowhere to focus.

After destroying his own brain, and making sure that the thing was still there, and it hadn't been smashed into a pot of brain porridge by a beer bottle, Lin Chou happily poked the convulsive endless one-third of the corpse with his hand.

"How can there be living corpses in Base City?"

It's purely subconscious, it's really an aimless touch.

At the very least, I didn't pinch it with the standard posture of opening my five fingers into claws.

A cloud of red light slowly bloomed in front of his eyes,

Lin Chou was stunned for two seconds.

Exploded skills??

The red light came to his face, and lines of dazzling handwriting appeared on Lin Chou's retina, and the text suddenly began to distort and fade, changing like gibberish, and finally condensed into a few lines of font:

【Apocalyptic Kitchen God System】

Host: Lin Chou (lower primate sapient beings)

Strength: 11 (scum, you can't even beat a chicken)

Dexterity: 10 (Spicy Chicken, real Spicy Chicken)

Intelligence: 6 (refer to carbon-based primate lower organisms, better than nothing)

Talent @ ¥& amp; amp; amp; amp; p; a; p; ……%& amp; amp; amp; amp; a;

At this point, the words began to twist endlessly, as if they were fighting with something, and the words "kitchen god" were immediately erased as soon as they appeared.

My head began to buzz, like the shock of an airplane flying through the glass at a very low altitude, so uncomfortable that I almost vomited.

Eventually, the sound stopped, revealing a line of blood-red lettering that didn't fit in with the top

Kitchen Majesty: Affects any creature.

Carrying a white blade: swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks and forks, as the kitchen god of the end of the world, he is proficient in all kinds of cooking skills, and uses everything as a kitchenware to make delicious dishes.

Chef's Menu: Creatures that are included in the Chef's menu deal 50% more damage and have an inevitable hostile effect. Edible mobs have their damage level increased by one tier, and any mob that has been successfully included in the menu and served to customers will have an instant kill effect on them.

Current task: As a great chef in the future, how can you not have your own storefront?

(Completed) -- Weird gray font.

Rewards: Talent liberation, doomsday hall transformation, random attribute point 1. -- Here it turns into an out-of-place blood-red font, as if something has been replaced.

The gray font color light flashing when the current task is completed.

Lin Chou felt an indescribable sense of body transparency, as well as erection power.

It seems that there is a fierce tiger roaring in my heart, and the tiger roars in the mountains and forests.

Lin Chou resisted the urge to destroy everything and destroy everything in his heart, picked up an iron pipe for burning wood, pinched it, and the shape of two fingers sunken into the iron pipe only used three points of force.

This is... I've never eaten pork and watched pigs run, isn't it... Lao Tzu's talent has awakened??

The old man's half-cut body emitted a thick black mist, and the squirming of life like an octopus's feet spiraled up from his ankles and disappeared under his clothes, and a rare coolness soaked the whole person.

The temperature in the small shop is as high as 356 degrees, like a spring breeze.

"Shhh

"Madeshuang is overturned!"

Lin Chou trembled his lower abdomen, skilled and dirty.

The heat was blowing in the face, the sun was not visible in the sky, and the heavy clouds looked like they were overloaded with heavy metals, taking on an oppressive, annoying dark yellow.

The grass in front of him was full of dark brown dry bloodstains, and there were a few shriveled and wrinkled broken arms and legs, Lin Chou opened his eyes and saw a hater at least 12 centimeters high, Chanel's, very innocently lying on the concrete floor.

Well, judging by this level of wear, its owner should be a virgin who weighs no more than 100 centimeters and is 165 centimeters tall.

And, this sexy high heel looks very familiar!

Don't ask me, how can you see that the old driver is here, why don't you quickly buy a ticket and get on the bus to follow Marxism to the great common song?!

As the saying goes, one person eats enough and the whole family is not hungry, my brother, a pure otaku who has been single for more than 20 years, has never seen anything in the world?

The zombie movies and B movies that Lao Tzu has seen can wrap the earth into zongzi!

The brain melon kernel was faintly painful, and Lin Chou looked around, this was definitely not in the shooting range.

In front of the door is a giant fir tree tens of meters high, ten people hug the thick branches like the arms of giants, lifting the heavens and the earth, but also leaving a large area of precious shade, but also shrouded the simple hut built of rough logs in the Lin family restaurant.

As far as the eye can see, a huge chasm in the distance divides the entire mountain range into two, and it is this side of the valley where Lin Chou is located, on a raised hill beam, the mountain beam stretches for several miles, and finally returns to a towering peak.

On the other side of the valley, large expanses of blue-black plants surrounded an oval-shaped city, and the smoke was misty.

Meiguang Base City!

Lin Chou sat on the ground, shouldn't Lao Tzu be in the Mingguang Tactical Training Hall? Could it be that I woke up the wrong way? Or was it smashed through by a beer bottle?

I quickly got up and ran into the hut, no wonder I had been feeling that something was wrong just now, although it was basically the same, the white iron tables and chairs in the small shop had become solid wood structures, and there were a few more things on the wall at the door, which were neatly hung on the wall with metal chains.

A frying pan, a large shovel, and a mace.

Lin Chou subconsciously took off the pan, and a black font suddenly appeared in front of him:

【Beast Frying Pan】

--The frying pan of the strange beast that is essential for home travel, carefully crafted by the cold iron of the earth, although its material makes it lose its ability to fry and fry, but it has gained unexpected ability.

Skill: Inflicts a critical blow effect that ignores defense against alien beasts.

Uses: Limited to use when alienated beasts invade the apocalyptic pavilion.

what？？？

And he took up mace and shovel,

【Living Corpse Rolling Pin】

--The living corpse rolling pin, which is necessary for murder and arson, is made of ancient grade vicious dog teeth, even if it is made into the shape of a rolling pin, out of the love of bones of the vicious dog, its soul is attached to it, and it is always ready to feast.

Skill: Causes calcium extraction and intimidation effects on living corpses and undead creatures.

Uses: Only used when living corpses and undead creatures invade the apocalyptic restaurant.

【Magic Plant Convenient Shovel】

--Originally born and grew for an old locust tree that grew in the primeval battlefield, sucking the blood of the battlefield heroes, 7.8 million years to open the spiritual wisdom, a catastrophe, ten thousand purple thunder together, the remaining body has become a strange shape, it is said that it is more delicious to use it to stir-fry!

Skills: Transplantation, cultivation.

Usage: Limited to the use of the master of the apocalyptic tavern.

"I want to be quiet." Lin Chou said stupidly.

"What is Quiet?" The retina crackles and comes with a sound effect, and a line of black text appears.

"!!" Lin Chou roared.

"If you can't comprehend the host's wishes, the host of low-level primates, it is recommended to complete the kitchen god task immediately, upgrade the brain capacity, and lie down."

“....”

Lin Chou was stunned and asked cautiously. "You, what are you?"

The Black Word "Apocalyptic Kitchen God System is not a thing, this system comes from the origin of the universe, and it is the light of hope of the biochemical apocalypse in the lower plane, and it will surely bless all generations!" ”

"Let's go!"

Black letters: "? ”

"Don't you understand what it means to be ""? What do you want to express in this ""? ”

Black Letters" is a childish play on words, this system can do anything! ”

When asked again, the system was completely indifferent and refused to pay attention to Lin Chou.

"Damn, what the hell is this system quite arrogant!"

Lin Chou took a turn in the apocalyptic restaurant, and the structure was basically the same as his Lin family's shop that was closed in the Pythagorean alley, except that there was an extra log door in the back kitchen, and there was a sign in black font on it [Leading to the Lin Family's Shop].

"Squeak"

Pushing open the door, there was a void darkness inside, and Lin Chou shook his courage and walked in.

"Whew"

The hot air and the familiar smell of oil smoke in the face.

"Mom! Portal ??? ”