Chapter 15: What is Alive!
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Lin Chou had learned the power of the cold iron frying pan, and the first-order he crushed the second-order top-level Tyrannical Wolf King as easily as eating and drinking.
It is also made of cold iron, and there are two kitchen knives that exude a faint chill.
A standard square-headed kitchen knife, heavy, with a dark jade-like color and texture.
The other was twenty centimeters long, silvery-white, like a delicate lady's thin sword, the widest part of the blade was no more than two fingers, and it was closed forward like a fish's mouth, and the whole blade was extremely soft, and the tip of the knife could be bent 180 degrees.
In short, Lin Chou was very satisfied.
Satisfied fart! More than 40,000 circulation points will be exchanged for two broken kitchen knives! Meng Xin, who has gone bankrupt, trembled and gritted his teeth under the obscenity of a black-hearted system.
Early the next morning, after tidying up the kitchen, an ordinary man was the first to come to the door.
He is about 1.7 meters tall, his pale white clothes are a little faded, his face has no white beard, and his face is harmless to humans and animals, and I look like an honest scholar.
"Eat something? Oh... Or only salt-baked chicken, 250 points a serving. ”
The man frowned in surprise, "Isn't there a brunet-toothed wolf sashimi?" ”
Lin shook his head, "Tyrant-toothed wolves haven't been active around here lately, so they don't have sashimi. ”
The man nodded, "The alien beast has a strong sense of territory, the Tyrant Tooth Wolf King is dead, and other alien beasts will come to invade the territory of the Tyrant Tooth Wolf, and the wolves must have moved to other places." ”
"You can order a salt-baked chicken."
The man smiled and shook his head, "No, salt-baked chicken, it's useless!" ”
"Warning, warning!" The red letter of the system flashed wildly, "As the future god of the end of the kitchen, when there is the dignity of the god of the kitchen, he was actually questioned by the customer to question the delicious dishes of the god of the kitchen, this department... As the future god of cooking, how can you endure such an insult? Temporary Mission: Conquer the customer's stomach with the simplest dishes and convince them! Failure penalty, a random attribute is reset to zero. Reward +1 for all attribute points, 36 types of rolling pins for living corpses! ”
Nima, why can't Lao Tzu bear it? Lao Tzu can endure it!
Also, what the hell is that living corpse rolling pin thirty-six??
Lin Chou couldn't imagine the consequences of a certain attribute being zeroed, even if he didn't die, it was estimated that he would be a vegetative person with a high paraplegia or something, so he had to bite the bullet, frowning very strongly and raising his tone, "What is useless?" ”
The man looked at him with interest, "I heard that the sashimi of the Tyrant-toothed wolf can breed blood and purify impurities?" ”
"Good!" Lin Chou dragged it up, forcing Geqi high.
The man nodded, "I have a loss of blood and qi, and I am highly toxic in my body, and I am afraid that there are more toxins in my veins than blood, you say, what is the use of salt-baked chicken to me?" ”
Lin Chou stiffened his neck, "You're dying?" ”
"Yes!"
"Can a Tyranno-Tooth Wolf Sashimi really save your life?"
"One in ten chances." The man thought for a while and said bitterly.
After Lin Chou got the system's prompt, he said forcefully, "Unless there is a third-order high-level super tooth-bursting wolf king, otherwise, the toxins in your blood will definitely not be able to get rid of them, besides, the tyrannical wolf sashimi will first discharge impurities and then breed blood gas, and expel the toxins in your blood, what else can you have left in your blood vessels?" ”
The man was stunned, and then whispered, "yes, what else is left?" ”
"Let me ask you, do you have any unfulfilled wishes?"
"Not really."
"Let me ask you again, do you have any regrets in your life?"
"None."
"I also ask you, after you die, do you have any worries that you can't rest assured?"
"None."
Lin Chou said lightly, "Are you still alive?" Have you ever lived? Do you want to live? ”
"I, I..."
Men are trapped in their own world, sometimes confused, sometimes bitter, sometimes laughing, sometimes crying.
When Lin Chou's heart is about to end an annual drama,
"Hahaha, what a boy, Lao Tzu almost fell in touch with your way!" The man's eyes flashed, "Lao Tzu's life, retreat the living corpse, cut off the beast, tame the demon plant, make meritorious deeds, sleep the most beautiful woman and drink the best wine, some people admire, some people miss, some people can't wait to exchange the whole bright light for Lao Tzu's life, how to live the word!" Lao Tzu, immortal! ”
Nima, you can brag better than buddy!
Lin Chou pursed his lips, and squeezed out a few words from the corners of his mouth, "Then you know, what is alive?" ”
The man froze, "This... To live is to live! What a mess, little deflated three! You TM explain to me, what is alive, if you can't say one, two, three, Lao Tzusheng tore you down! ”
In the dining room, the agitation breath blew Lin Chou's hair, and there was a kind of slaughtering aura on this plain man, as if he was killing and snatching, all in one thought.
Lin Chou was scared to pee at that time, and he was bitter!
This is a master, a master, a master, a master!
"Ahem" turned around and turned back to the back kitchen.
"Xiao Qisan, are you going to run?!" The man shouted coldly.
Lin Chou could vaguely feel that a beam of gaze penetrated the barrier of the half-meter log wall and nailed to his body, piercing the cold.
"Wait!" Lin Chou scolded in a calm voice: "Whoever runs TM is smashed out of a canned herring!" ”
This is Lao Tzu's territory, why should Lao Tzu run?
"Humph!"
After more than an hour of tinkling in the back kitchen, Lin Chou brought out three things.
First, a plate of soy sauce fried rice fell in front of the man, "Eat!" ”
The man looked at Lin Chou and ate a chopstick, "The taste is acceptable." ”
A salt-baked chicken tears open a plantain leaf, "Eat!" ”
The man nibbled on half of the chicken leg and pouted, "It's kind of interesting." ”
Pour a glass of wolf's blood snake wine and "drink!" ”
The man drank it all and slammed the cup on the table, "Good wine!" ”
Lin Chou was stunned word by word:
"Alive"
"Eat something good!"
"Drink something good!"
"Say something nice!"
"Happy !!" The man laughed wildly, his whole body was agitated, and there was a roar like a huge drum beating in his chest, and the entire small restaurant was trembling, and wisps of blood flowed from Lin Chou's ears.
"Good! That's right! All right!!! ”
Lin Chou turned around and left, why don't you go, you will be killed and blown away!
A low hoarse voice came from behind him, and he asked playfully, "Hey, Xiao Qisan, you haven't told me anything nice!" ”
Lin Chou sneered, "Lao Tzu has already finished speaking!" ”
"You TM have backbone, and you have the ability to don't add the last sentence?"
"Puff"
Typical handsome for only three seconds, Lin Chou blushed, and he landed on the ground to wonder if there was any possibility of getting in.
"Xiao Misan, Lao Tzu is gone, catch a Tyrant-toothed wolf king and come back to try, wait!"
Lin Chou gritted his teeth, "Lao Tzu waits!" ”
"Xiao Qisan, Lao Tzu remembers you, you are the first person who dares to call yourself Lao Tzu in front of Lao Tzu, or twice!"
...
"The host has overcompleted the temporary task with an IQ below the passing mark, the reward is doubled, all attribute points are +2, [Living Corpse Rolling Pin Forty-Nine Style]"
Nima!
What is the IQ below the passing mark??
"Is a multiple of thirty-six seventy-two? Idiot system! ”
"This system is too lazy to explain to you, the avenue is forty-nine in fifty days, how can it be said that seventy-two counts,!"
I didn't even use a thing that I didn't understand, and I actually told Lao Tzu about the Tao Te Ching???
Lin Chou still wanted to take something out of his mouth again, and he despised the two cargo systems fiercely, and a burst of dizziness made him suffocate back, and his brain was like a steel needle in and out of it, and he couldn't help but howl miserably, rolling his eyes and fainting.
I've been pitted.,The black-hearted system you're going to do it on purpose!!
The sky was spinning, and there was an indistinct cry in my ears,
"Brother Chou, Brother Chou, what's wrong with you??"
"Brother Worried? You say yes! ”
"Brother Sorrow!"
"Bang!!"
With a pain on his face, Lin Chou didn't even think about it, and the forty-nine rolling pin that was forcibly instilled into his brain by the system came out.
A button, a grip, a throw, a pull.
There was a creepy bone crisp sound like popping beans in his ears, and when he opened his eyes and looked closely, Xia Dasha was lying on the ground like noodles.
"Dasha, are you alright?"
Xia Zhonghui arched up from the ground, and twitched his face to put the dislocated phalanges, wrists, elbows, and shoulder blades back into place, Lin Chou looked terrified.
"Hehe, Brother Chou, I heard that you opened a restaurant outside the wilderness, come and see, why are you lying on the ground pinching, I still think you are dead!"
“...”
"Hehe, my sister said, let me do business with you,... It doesn't seem right, it's to take care of your business, I'll eat! Xia Dasha took out a brand-new identity card, "Swipe it casually, I'm rich, there are dozens, dozens!" ”
Lin Chou was moved, "Wait!" Brother Chou will make you something to eat! ”
"Ahh
Salt-baked chicken, wolf's blood snake wine.
Xia Dasha stuffed the five-pound salt-baked chicken into his mouth in a few bites and patted his stomach, "I have to eat several catties of rice to stew rice for every meal to be full, how can I eat such a small bird and be full... Hey, my strength seems to have gotten bigger again!! ”
Lin Chou smiled and nodded, "This, drink it!" ”
Xia Dasha wrinkled his nose and sniffed for a while, "What is this, Brother Sorrow?" Is this wine? My mother said, you can't drink! Drinking my mother is going to beat me to death! ”
You TM second-order mutant, full of steel and iron bones, even if there are ten old women, don't want to break a single hair of you!
Lin Chou said funny, "This is not wine, good things, drink it!" ”
Xia Dasha did not hesitate, he was bored, and inevitably went to the back garden to rinse it.
Xia Dasha had to draw the card, saying that he would take care of his business, but he would not listen to any persuasion.
Where is he Lin Chou's opponent, he was fooled and lame in a few words, and returned to the city in a daze.
(In order to look good, it was decided to make this chapter three thousand.) What's that, relatives, friends, old friends, fathers and fellow villagers, the three views are officially announced, the starting point of this book is the first release, and the contract has been signed! / Squinting and smiling, recommending collections, rewarding evaluations, and the greening of the book review area, all fly over, hahaha!! From today onwards, there will be two more.,Of course, the number of words is not necessarily.,Occasionally two thousand chapters, occasionally three thousand chapters.,There are also four thousand chapters if you don't keep it.。 Old iron, use your rich little hands to double-click on the three views to comment 666! )