Chapter Eighty-Seven: Speaking Out Scares You to Death!
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"Boss's Little Secret Quest Completed: Intelligence +1, Amaranth Seeds Exchange."
"Amaranth, a zero-order low-level alienated plant, slightly bitter and sweet, warm, with slender leaves and five teeth, clearing heat and removing heat. Suggested Usage: Raw food, in soup. ”
Lin Chou can see it, this very scumbag system is fooling him at all, all random attribute point rewards are all intelligence values without exception, really fucking when he is a fool can't see it?
"Tell me, what's going on?" Lin Chou's eyes were guarded.
Bonsai's face looked a little better, at least not as pale as the scary one just now, "Hey, what kind of eyes are you?" What else, aunt and grandmother, I sent you home for free, but you raised a thug in the yard? That's how you treat your gentle, lovely, and beautiful sister Zuo Chen?? ”
Lin Chou bared his teeth, "I remember, you seem to have sent me to the foot of the mountain, and suddenly said that you have something to go back, why did you appear in my yard?" Do you want to steal again? ”
"Ben, Aunt Ben is just curious to see those fruits suddenly grow up, and I want to pick a few to study..."
Zhao Ziyu's eyes were shining, "Cactus, is the feeling of being slept by Xiaoqiu very strange?" .... Oops! ”
was slapped by Leng Han.
"Get out!!"
"That..."Zhao Ziyu was about to speak weakly, but was glared at by Leng Han and retracted halfway, "Cactus, are you a vegetarian?" How does it feel? It's pitiful not to eat meat, no wonder you're so short! ”
"Grandma, that's called short! Bah! That's called luolita! Exciting! The sound is soft... Ahem, it's not short anyway! Zuo Chen gritted his teeth, and in the end, he became charming again, and winked at Lin Chou, "Also, what's wrong with vegetarianism?" My aunt and grandmother have never eaten meat since they were born! Flowers for food, with its own body fragrance! Also, see it! This thin skin, this clear and transparent eyes, this graceful figure~! Sorrow ~ brother ~ brother ~! You tell me? ”
"Pay the bill first."
Lin Chou's expression was cold.
Zuo Chen's pupils dilated, and his expression was panicked, "What did you say?" But Sister Leng has already paid it! ”
"I didn't say I would pay for you!" Leng Han's expression remained unchanged, it was still an iceberg that had not thawed, and the cold air reached the tip of Zuo Chen's heart.
"Why are you so stingy? Why should women be embarrassed by women? You...."
"Bang!"
The two-meter-long sun and moon shovel slapped on the table, and the moon word sickle was straight and straight to lock Zuo Chen's slender neck, "You, dare to pay the bill?!" ”
The scythe blade was cold, wafting out an inexplicable metal-like cold light, and the black blade was dotted with scarlet rust, like the huge mouth of a bloodthirsty beast, "Do you know what the consequences are if you dare to rely on my Lin Chou's account?" ”
"Boom, no... I don't know! ”
"Wu Xiaohei, the most brutal ruler of the three alleys of Pythagorean, Horse's Foot, and Echo, ate half a ham in my shop, and ran away without paying the bill, and I carried my kitchen knife... Have you ever seen my kitchen knife, my knife is so good that it can shave the legs of mutant spiders! ... I chased him all afternoon, eighteen streets! Run until curfew! Finally caught him at a dead end! Guess what I did? ”
Zuo Chen licked his lips, "You, you killed him?" ”
"That's right! I killed him, bled him, dragged him back to the store, skinned him and cramped, smashed the bones, pounded out the bone marrow, boiled the soup on a high fire, and simmered him for five hours! Boil out a pot of fragrant, hot bone and meat soup, and then find Aunt Mole, invite her to eat meat and drink soup, and after she has eaten and drunk enough, I threw Wu Xiaohei's bloody skin to her... Then! I'm only 12 years old!! ”
"You eat people.... You, I, I give money! Zuo Chen's tears crackled and fell, frightened and trembling, as if he had met Lin Chou for the first time.
Lin Chou nodded with satisfaction, "Hurry up!" ”
"Much, how much?"
"Two hundred!"
Zuo Chen gritted his teeth and let go.
"If you want money, you want to die, you can kill me! Eighteen years later, Aunt Ben is a good goddess with a beautiful spirit and a beautiful country! ”
"Huh?!" Lin Chou tightened the shovel in his hand, and his eyes narrowed slightly.
Zuo Chen shuddered.
When ordinary men look at her, their eyes want to rip off her clothes.
But Lin Chou looked at her, and his eyes seemed to want to peel off her skin!
"I'll give, I'll give...."
Lin Chou sniffed the pungent aroma of the soft crystal ticket in his hand with satisfaction, and put away the convenient shovel, "Count you as acquaintances." ”
Zhao Ziyu was dizzy when he listened, as if he was fascinated by his brother Chou's heroic posture of slashing eighteen streets at that time, "That, Brother Chou... Our base city, killing people, will be shot dead by law enforcers in the street, right? ”
The corners of Leng Han's mouth curled up in an arc, cold and mysterious.
"Murder? Kill someone! Wu Xiaohei is a big black dog, one meter two tall at the shoulders, extremely handsome, and amazingly powerful! I wasn't even as tall as I was twelve, and the whole street was cheering me on..."
"Lin Chou, I'll kill you, ah!!hhh
....
One day, he was crossed by two poisoned people, and Lin Chou used five buckets of water to clean up the blood stains on the ground and on the tables and chairs.
I opened the thermostatic fresh-keeping cabinet and was stunned.
There are two hundred barrels of Kang Shuaibo spicy beef noodles inside; There are many more tyrannical wolves, neatly hung in the last row inside; There are still twenty ribs for beating the ox, which is enough to support it for a long time; The processed guinea fowl and blood tofu have run out, and in addition, the mountain master has not sent any fresh low-level alien beasts from the hunting team in the past few days, and if they don't hurry up to replenish it, the fences will starve again.
"Looks like we're going to have a bright light tomorrow." Lin Chou was a little annoyed.
Perhaps a man who has lived in the wilderness for a long time now now loves more and more the little tavern, this hillside, this valley, the stream and the corridor of the loop.
On the other hand, I am getting more and more bored with returning to Mingguang.
When he first returned to Yanshan more than two months ago, he only had a lonely restaurant, a well, a few fences, a barren back mountain and weeds.
Now, there are five people in the Lin Family Restaurant embracing the majestic hemlock tree house with a thickness of 80 meters; fragrant, beautiful and delicate red beans full of fragrant red beans; From afar, it looks like a torch, a pitcher plant fence like a peony, and a gate that anyone can marvel at when they see it; There are hairy balls, hairy cows, Xiaoqiu, onions, ginger, garlic and peanut seedlings in an acre of land in the back mountain...
Lin Chou pinched the smooth and rounded ring-shaped bone pendant that was mossed by him, revealing a relieved smile,
"Dad, do you see, if you are here, you can set up a chaise longue under the shade of the back mountain or hemlock, and drink beer while shaking the fan, while looking at the ham and salted fish hanging on the eaves waiting to be dried... If you didn't teach me how to make ham, I'm going to hate you for the rest of my life! ”
"Your son is different, when he was four years old, he knew that he ran after other girls, and he was beaten every day to cry wolf, and now, hehehe... Your son and I, but if we don't find seventeen, eighteen, or nine beautiful girls as wives, we will be forced to go bankrupt! ”
"You've been a bachelor all your life... Am I really digging out of that garbage heap at the end of the alley? ”
“....”