(First of all, thank you for the 10,000 starting point coin.)

The three views are beyond retribution, and on the occasion of the birthday of the head of my family waiting to kiss the adult, I would like to use this chapter to congratulate the beautiful woman on her eternal face and boundless mana. ）

"Smack!"

A petite figure in a grass-green raincoat jumped into the house, with BGM in his mouth,

"Dang, dangdang, dangdangdang, worry ~ brother ~ brother ~! The Lun family has come to see you! ”

"Surprises are not surprises, surprises are not surprises."

Wu Ke drilled his head out of the red and green super standard large suit roll, and his eyes were dripping round;

The wandering demon's eyebrows were twisted into an S-shape, and a bone in his mouth clicked into three pieces, and the one in his mouth was swallowed with a chew;

Zhao Qingcang muttered, "She looks very handsome, a good female doll, why is her brain lacking a string?" ”

Lin Chou smiled slightly,

"Have you finished reading it? What are you doing in a daze, let's go. ”

The potted plant's face stiffened, and he pouted resentfully,

"Brother Chou, how can you be so kind to others, people can come over in the rain to come and see...... Hey, what are you eating, it tastes so good! ”

Three times five divided by two to rip off a raincoat,

"Hey, big-breasted maid... Sister, let's go get a pair of chopsticks for the Lun family. ”

The big-breasted sister looked at Lin Chou, "Maid, what do you mean?" ”

Lin Chou explained seriously,

"Oh, you believe in it.... Blood, isn't there anything like being your faithful servant in the prayer? ”

The big-breasted sister was stunned, her brows were twisted, her face was extremely solemn, and her tone was cold,

"Woman, you dare to be disrespectful to Lord Blood God??"

“...”

Lin Chou stumbled, how long are the fucking brain circuits?

"Whew!"

The wind blew and the door opened, and this time no one walked in.

A tenth of his face was blocked in the doorway, and one big eye was spinning and turning.

The big-breasted sister immediately touched her chest and greeted her, "Lord Blood God." ”

Rolling screamed, but the direction was towards the meat basin on the table,

"Whew!"

At this time, the potted plant touched out a few pieces of candy, and rolled in a natural direction.

"Oh, there's your favorite bamboo shoot flavor, take it and eat it, go it!"

Rolling pouting, with smart eyes to care for mentally handicapped children.

"Whoa, whoa."

"What is it talking about?"

Lin Chou smiled, "Roll on, do you want to use a few sweet stones to trick its meat into eating... Idiot's two-legged crawler. ”

“...”

"Also, since when did you become so familiar with Rolling Roll?"

Bonsai so left and right about him,

"Well, it wasn't that long ago... Aren't you all eating that? Then you're welcome! ”

Lin Chou first sent a vat of fairy meat to Rolling - of course, most of it was soup.

And then he said,

"If you want to eat, you can, pay for it!"

The potted plant was so frightened that he covered his wallet and asked pitifully, "How much, how much?" ”

"Forty thousand."

Even Lao Zhao was taken aback, "What? Your kid's conscience is in place? ”

The potted plant screamed miserably, "What, forty thousand, why don't you grab the Lin Chou Iron Rooster?" ”

Wu Ke's eyes were full of disdain when he looked at the potted plant,

"Cut, if you can't afford to eat, you can't afford to eat, what kind of big cloves of garlic can be used as a card brush if you have a Lori face?"

The potted plant had a gloomy face, and the color of his hair gradually darkened, turning into a thick dark green, and he said proudly,

"Yo, which concubine is this?"

Wu Ke couldn't wait to cry on the spot, and he also knew that his current appearance was embarrassing.

The potted plant sniffed twice, "I can smell the smell of the potion on your body from afar, it's still an alchemy... Tech nerd? How many girlfriends do you have? Five? Or ten? ”

As a technical nerd, Wu Ke was fearless, and said with a stiff neck,

"What's the matter with Sekimoto's researcher's girlfriend... Hmph, it scares you to death when you say it, the girlfriends of this researcher can't be counted, don't think about hitting the idea of this researcher, besides, this research institute has no interest in the same body as a test tube! ”

"Phew, blind your dog's eyes, what do you know, aunt and grandma's childish face...."

Wu Ke kindly reminded, "Poor milk." ”

Bonsai snorted and looked Wu Ke up and down, "A pseudo-house full of dirt and filth." ”

Then there was a slurping sound in his mouth,

"I can't see it, it's still a tentacle tie, my aunt and grandmother appreciate your courage."

"Ahem!"

"Bengu..."

"Ahem!"

Lao Zhao's expression, which had been ignored for a long time, was quite unpleasant, and he simply wanted to devour someone.

"Hey, I said, do you know that it's rude to interrupt others!"

Zhao Qingcang's beard exploded, "Grandpa? Which one of the fucking little girls do you say is the old man? ”

"Is there anyone in this room who is more like an old grandfather than you?"

"Whew..."

Zhao Qingcang exhaled, forced himself to calm down, and controlled the urge to slap this girl to death.

Huh, calm down, calm down, kill a junior, I, Zhao Qingcang, can't afford to lose that person.

So self-hypnosis, Lao Tzu is a reasonable person, I want to reason with her, well, reason.

"Girl, this pot of dog meat, but Lao Tzu ordered it!"

The potted plant blinked, with a sad and indignant face,

"Aunt Ben is the kind of person who eats and pays off her bills, how can you be so stingy as an old grandfather? Didn't you just eat your bowl of meat, wasn't it 40,000, I'll pay you... I just just ate... No, I only drank a small bowl of soup, just a small bowl, you see the bowl is still there....... That's a hundred, that's enough, huh! ”

Zhao Qingcang was dumbfounded, this girl is young, how can she be shameless to such a point, does Lao Tzu seem to care about that point of circulation?

I only listened to Lin Chou and said quietly, "Everyone." ”

"Huh?"

The eyes of a group of people were focused on Lin Chou, as the boss, he had to stand up at this time to stop this unfair behavior.

So Lin Chou repeated,

"It doesn't matter who ordered it, 40,000 per person."

"Ahh

Bonsai looked frightened, as if someone had stabbed her, and screamed,

"Forty thousand per person?!"

Zhao Qingcang suddenly stopped being angry, looking at the way this little girl slammed the door, and asked her to take out the money, it seemed to be more relieving than slapping her?

So he took out a card and slammed it on the table, yelling,

"Don't move!"

“...”

Lao Zhao was full of momentum, pointing out the names one by one,

"You, you, you still have you, the big guy and the three stupid boys over there, this meal, Lao Tzu has a treat, take it and brush it!"

Of course Lin Chou will not be polite, he is still afraid that this old man will pay his debts, and by the way, he will also brush back the share of the big-breasted sister.

The potted plant blinked her eyes and suddenly jumped down from the chair, Lin Chou thought she was going to eat the overlord meal when she ran away.

The potted plant spun in place, and what seemed to be some kind of skirt woven of fine velvet blades of grass fluttered.

A few flowers even automatically grew on the top of the head, turning into a colorful wreath,

"Brother worried, the Lun family wears a short skirt...."

Lin Chou's eyes were dark and crumbling.

"You see I'm so beautiful, they're so ugly, why are they forty thousand? This is not fair, you are cheating consumers, I want to complain to the commission about your discriminatory behavior! ”

Zhao Qingcang roared angrily and couldn't hold back any longer.

As the saying goes, killing a hundred generals is not as fun as killing one minion, so .....

Fucking reasonable, Lao Tzu's fist is the truth!

"I'm going to tear you up alive!"

"Wait!"

"People are dying and their words are good, stinky girl, what other words do you have to say?"

"You are Zhao Qingcang...... Aunt Lin's face was cured by me!! ”

Bonsai said quickly.

Lao Zhao's complexion changed greatly, blinked, blinked again,

"Ahem, it turns out that you are the little doctor Zuo, hahaha... Misunderstand... Misunderstand! It's really a big flood that washed the Dragon King Temple, and the family doesn't know the family anymore, hahaha..."

Zhao Qingcang scratched his head and laughed awkwardly.

Lin Chou secretly regretted that this was a familiar line, a familiar taste.

Sure enough, it makes sense for the heroes of ancient times to do good deeds without leaving their names, you see, to be recognized.

Lao Zhao, you missed a great opportunity to eliminate harm for the people.

Zhao Qingcang rubbed the chair with his cuffs and said diligently,

"Come on, come on, Doctor Zuo, please sit down, please sit hahaha."

"Humph!"

Zhao Qingcang didn't care at all, "Little Divine Doctor, Arlene... How long will it take for my face to fully recover? ”

The potted plant sits on a chair with its little feet crossed,

"Aunt Ben.... I have always been honest in business, Aunt Lin's face has been hurt for too long, and I don't know what medicine I used, my skin has already been qualitative, and I have an extraordinary resistance to external objects. Even my Da Bao Essence can only moisturize things silently, and it is impossible to cure the disease, if you want to completely restore the previous appearance, it will take at least a year or two. ”

"A year or two?" Uncle Zhao's face stiffened.

"What, it's too slow, it's too slow, it's too slow, you're looking for someone else? Aunt Ben is not waiting for her! ”

Lao Zhao suddenly panicked, "Don't don't, little miracle doctor, I didn't mean that, in this world, where can I find a miracle doctor like you who can cure Arlene's face?" ”

"Humph!"

Lao Zhao completely transformed into a dog's leg, and that expression is estimated to be even the mountain master will panic when he sees it.

Lao Zhao served a bowl of dog meat,

"Ahem, the little doctor still loves this mouthful of fairy meat, well, Xiaolinzi stewed is indeed quite good, come on, come on, while it's hot, one black, two yellow, three flowers and four white, I don't know this taste, why don't you retreat from five banquets and six banquets?"

"Yes."

The potted plant took Lao Zhao's bowl reservedly and took a small sip of the soup.

The best dog meat itself can show a warm brown-red tone, no matter how stewed, the meat is tough but not firm, rotten but not greasy, and has a unique strong aroma.

Especially in this big pot of stew, the flavor of a pot of meat almost melts into the soup.

Before the cataclysm, pay attention to this pot of fragrant broth:

The color of the soup stewed with oil removed is almost colorless and transparent, and it is called clear soup; The soup is brownish-red or orange-yellow in color without oil, and it is also called golden soup.

Because dog meat is a hot food, it should not be boiled repeatedly to add fire, and there is basically no such thing as old soup.

The bonsai drank very satisfied, and the big eyes lit up. The mood seemed to be much better, and she asked,

"Well.... What is one black, two yellow, three flowers, four hundred? ”

Lao Zhao said with a smile, "Of course it's dog meat, this dog meat, there are many doors..... I'll tell you...."

The potted plant sighed, and suddenly a mouthful of soup sprayed Lao Zhao's face all over his face, "Dog, dog... You say it's dog meat?? ”

"That's right."

The potted plant slumped on the chair all of a sudden, and then his eyes were red, "iron rooster, you, you, really ate Xiaoxue?!" ”

Lin Chou was simply inexplicable, "What Xiaoxue?" ”

"It's the little snow I brought with me that day!"

It's okay not to mention it, Lin Chou's eyebrows immediately twisted together, but that day she ran over with a husky...

Potted tears flowed down in a sparse voice, choked up and said,

"Woooooooo I took care of Xiaoxue when she didn't open her eyes, feeding her, feeding her, drinking and walking, shoveling and wiping urine, she was like my child.... I finally raised her and brought her out to see the world, you, you actually..."

Lin Chou was stunned, this, this, crying, crying? !

"Woooooooo My aunt and grandmother finally taught her that humans don't hurt her, humans are her friends, and Xiaoxue has learned to sit down, 'sit down and give you something delicious', 'go with my sister to find something delicious', 'don't bare your teeth to give you something delicious', 'bite him to give you something delicious'... You, you, you, actually.... Ate it?? ”

The cry of the potted plant is like a cuckoo crying blood, the sound is terrible in the ears, and the sentences are tight and piercing.

For a moment, even the wandering demon blushed and lowered his head, after all, he was the one who had eaten the most just now.

"Do you know that it will be the first combat-capable beast in the history of Mingguang to be tamed by humans, and do you know what kind of price Xiaoxue can sell for?! I can't afford to sell you! My aunt's dowry is counting on her!! Woo woo... You pay, you pay me! ”

Lin Chou was almost twisted to his waist by a 720-degree Thomas Crotch Loop, including several people in the small restaurant, all of whom looked crumbling.

Lin Chou was afraid that the potted plants would say something crooked, so he held his forehead,

"That, Xiaoxue is fine, take it, hurry up!!"

Bonsai still has tears in his eyes.

The cherry mouth is open to the limit, and it is as big as a walnut!

"What?"

"Xiaoxue, outside, the coconut tree hut to hide from the rain, take your dog, out of Lao Tzu's sight!!"

The potted plants went happily, and the crisp laughter like wind chimes echoed outside the small restaurant.

"Ah, Xiaoxue, woo woo... It's great that you're okay.... Scared the hell out of me... I thought you .... Hee-hee-hee.... Wood...."

Lin Chou wiped the cold sweat from his head, and said with disdain,

"Cut, copper-smelling businessman, iron rooster in the eye of money!"

Xiao Wu, bodyguards No. 1 and No. 2, Zhao Qingcang, wandering demons and big-breasted sisters, the burning eyes of a room full of people flashed so that Lin Chou was a little dizzy.

"Ahem, it all depends on what Ben Shuai does?"

Wu Kedao,

"Brother Lin, people live with a face."

Lao Zhao continued,

"A tree lives a skin, and you can't be a human being."

“...”

Ben Shuai is bright, Ben Shuai is generous!

Lin Chou didn't want to discuss the established facts with this group of people who were talking nonsense with their eyes open, and it was a waste of time to say anything more to them.

Time is money!

"Wait!" Lao Zhao was startled and said, "The dog in this pot is not the dog that walked outside just now, no wonder it is poisonous!" ”

Why didn't you say it just now, what about your dignity, what about your ferocity—let that little bullshit little doctor eat it?

Lao Zhao suddenly sighed extremely sadly, and the voice made Lin Chou's scalp tingle.

"My poor... Arlene! ”

"Aunt Lin, who is you?"

Lin Chou's heart has actually rolled over, Aunt Lin will not be Lao Zhao's wife.

Zhao Qingcang rolled his eyes instantly, "Little rabbit cub, why is it not good to learn other people's gossip?" ”

"It's clear that you're the first..."

"Lao Tzu, what's wrong, what's wrong with Lao Tzu, just say it! Get the card back for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is leaving... Two little rabbit cubs, none of them let Lao Tzu worry. ”

Zhao Qingcang slammed the door open, and walked sideways with a figure-eight step.

It's just that back, no matter how you look at it, it's a bit of a rush.

Lin Chou sneered,

"It's quite similar, but Ben Shuai has already seen everything."

The Wandering Demon held the bowl, "How so?" ”

Lin Chou stretched out his tone and said, "Hey, Lao Zhao, you forgot to wear your robe!" ”

A hand quickly reached out outside the door, and the robe hanging on the wall disappeared in an instant.

Lin Chou seemed to be talking to himself, and said in a low voice,

"It's the second time."

"Little Bunny !!"

However, Lao Zhao did not kill back, but quickly ran away.

...

Thirty miles away from the Lin family's restaurant, Bonsai drove her pink car.

In the passenger seat, a big snow-white dog sat honestly, stretched out his tongue and looked very well-behaved.

The bonsai patted his chest and breathed a long sigh of relief.

"Xiaoxue, you said that Aunt Ben is not powerful."

"Wang!"

"Hmph, my big left beauty is out of the horse, the handsome guy in the country, it's all in my hands!"

"Wang!"

"Huh!"

A pitch-black shadow flashed by the side of the car like a lightning speed, pulling a long, empty waterless corridor through the rain, and even her car staggered.

The potted plant was stunned for a moment, and only said indignantly for a long time,

"Damn old miscellaneous hair, you are dead, Aunt Ben's Dabao essence, from this second, the price has increased."

"Fifty percent, no, twice as much!"

...

The rain outside is getting heavier and heavier, Lin Chou said,

"Brother You, it looks like the rain won't stop for a while, you can make do with it all night in the gazebo in the courtyard."

The Wanderer grinned,

"Thank you, Boss Lin."

Wu Ke looked forward to it, "Brother Sorrow, Brother Sorrow, what about me." ”

"You, the hut down there, I haven't forfeited your rental fee, have I?"

Wu Ke shrunk his neck, "I'll go, I'll go." ”

His eyes looked at the rain curtain, and he was very melancholy.

My two bodyguards, if you go into the rain again, you will probably burp, and you don't know when you will recover, waste wood!

After arranging the guests, Lin Chou walked slowly into the rain.

After a while, the prompt of the groove system began to refresh,

"drops, the degree of compatibility with the host is increased by 0.0002 percent."

Half a minute later,

"drop, the degree of compatibility with the host is increased by 0.0000015%."

Sometimes two words can be refreshed every second, sometimes they don't move for a minute, and the numbers are more or less, arbitrary and irregular.

Although he didn't know what the use of this fit was, Lin Chou instinctively thought that no matter what the way this groove system came from, at least it would not hurt himself, and it did bring extraordinary benefits to himself, and the higher the fit level, the better.

Humans before the cataclysm, don't they all pay attention to system maintenance and upgrades when playing an online game - maybe there will be something like an upgrade gift package, oh hehehe!

Lin Chou thought to himself, but saw the hairball jumping over from the rain, tired of being in his arms, relaxing the mycelium all over his body, like a plush toy the size of a leather ball, the meat whirring and bulging.

"Tweet, tweet."

The hairball rubbed for a while, snoring slightly, and looked like it was asleep.

Lin Chou gently stroked the hairball, the hairball rarely showed its body, it was usually the size of a tennis ball, and it was full of mycelium, which was its defensive posture.

"Hmm, you've grown up so much?"

Lin Chou measured it, and the hairball was almost half the diameter of his elbow.

If it goes on like this, won't it become a giant ball?

"Drops, with a degree of compatibility with the host reaches 1.5 percent.

Please make persistent efforts to complete the tasks released by the system and improve the degree of fit.

When the compatibility with the host reaches 10%, additional bonus tasks will be released.

When the level of compatibility with the host reaches 15%, the system maintenance module will be enabled and new system features will be unlocked. ”

"Wait!"

Lin Chou said silently in his heart, "the system, you don't seem to have issued a task to improve the level of fit, right?" ”

"Stupid low-level primates, of course this system has issued such tasks, and due to the extremely slow and inactive process of the host completing the task, this system has canceled the release of such tasks."

Well, Lin Chou sneered, his idea of trying to get through the trick failed.

"So, is it time to post a fit task?"

"Drip the host has been extremely disappointed with the performance of the Fit Quest, and the system has decided to raise the release level of such quests by one level.

When the system, host, and library level are level two, the fit task will continue to be released. ”

Lin Chou was originally level zero, and after completing an initial task, he was instantly promoted to level one, which he still remembered vividly, and instantly grasped the key point,

"How do I level up?"

yellow,

"Stupid lower primates, spicy chickens with guinea fowl droppings in their heads, bleak carbon-based monkeys abandoned by their ex-girlfriends, if you ask such questions again, this system will punish you severely,!"

"Ahem, why don't you tell Ben Shuai first this time?"

"Drop, if you complete the only task for ten years in Hexi, you can upgrade the system level one."

MMP, it's another damn ten years of Hexi, and it's the broken dish that can't be sold at all, and Lin Chou only has ten months of life left behind it!

"Beep-beep-beep system, beep-beep, beep, MMP."

It was obvious that the groove system could not grasp the point of MMP's words and was missed.

Lin Chou actually felt a little dark and proud in his heart, and then hated himself again, Lin Chou, Lin Chou, are you so satisfied?

No, how could it be!

I'm worried, but a man who wants to be a kitchen god in the last days, of course he can't be insulted like this!

So he was angry and dantian said with all his strength,

“MMP... MMP... MMP...”

The wandering demon who had just been about to rest in the pavilion was startled, and looked at Lin Chou's eyes a little hesitant.

Ban Yu,

"That, Boss Lin, are you not in a good mood, or are you ...... Open a game of billiards, and I will accompany you to play a shot? ”

Lin Chou was deflated for a while, "No need." ”

Wu Ke, who was standing at the door and watching, shouted,

"I'll play, how about a bet?"

The Wandering Demon was interested, "Bet on what?" ”

Wu Ke glanced at his own indisputable bodyguards No. 1 and No. 2, gritted his teeth,

"I won, you send me back to the nest at the bottom of the mountain, I lost, tomorrow's breakfast, I'll please!"

The Wanderer scratches his head,

"I'm good at eating."

"You win over me first!"

Xiao Wu has already made a small abacus, even if he loses, what can he do, Lin Chou's iron rooster is too lazy to die, breakfast is either a bun or a salt-baked chicken, and if you eat it again, can you eat it all over the world?

"A gentleman's word."

"It's hard to chase a horse!"