Chapter 380: Did Your Mother Remarry? ——Congratulations to the new alliance leader Orange Wheat Field!
(Thank you for the 10,000 starting point coin reward of the bottle cap chrysanthemum, that, promoted to the leader of the book alliance, I would like to congratulate him with this chapter.) )
However, Huang Dashan did not sleep peacefully in the same shape as the old lady, and the group of people couldn't bear his snoring that could twist the air into a flower roll.
After a hard kick, the mountain master opened his confused eyes.
"Hmm... Who called me... It's time to eat??! ”
Open your sister's meal!
Bai Qiongshou grabbed the collar of Huang Dashan's clothes,
"Say, just now, what the hell is going on?"
Huang Dashan snorted, rolled his eyes wildly,
"Are you fucking stupid or something, can you remember what happened when you drank too much yourself?"
Bai Qiongshou frowned,
"I don't have time to joke with you, your drunken fist, what's going on, and... You really don't remember what just happened? ”
“... Uh" Huang Dashan scratched his head, "Lao Tzu hasn't been like this for a day or two, and you suddenly asked what you are doing here." ”
The white dome pointed to the mess at the foot of the mountain.
“...”
"Did I get it?"
Not only him, but also Lin Chou's origin was martyred, but Shen Feng didn't explain too much, just said,
"What's more, you almost killed other girls and Lao Tzu, do you know, if it weren't for Brother Lin..."
"It's one less scourge to kill you, my fifth-order Shen master."
Huang Dashan sneered, but looking at his dazed look, it was obvious that he still didn't know why.
Yeluan stood in front of the mountain master with the corner of her skirt fluttering in the wind,
"Master Shan, can you tell me about your family, this is very important."
Huang Dashan's gaze suddenly became vigilant, and he hugged his shoulders and shrank back.
"What are you going to do, Lao Tzu can tell you, Lao Tzu has a family and a room, love and love, stay away from me, I'll tell you, don't lean over!"
Shen Feng chirped,
"No one thinks that the mountain master... That action just now, is it a bit of a pity? ”
“...”
Have mercy on your uncle.
Yeluan covered her mouth and smiled,
"Master Shan, just now I felt the smell of the curse on your body, I suspect that this curse is lurking in your blood, and it will only be stimulated when you are drunk, when did you start to have this situation?"
"Lao Tzu has been since he was a child... It's been like this since the first drink. ”
"You were very dangerous just now, I..."
Uncle Huang glared and interrupted
"What kind of nonsense calf, what is Lao Tzu himself, Lao Tzu himself doesn't know? Drinking too much and playing drunk, is a man who knows this? ”
The White Dome sneered,
"You can have the strength of the fifth and sixth orders if you play a drunken madness, but you tell Lao Tzu, what kind of wine is this, what kind of madness is this?!"
Yeluan said,
"If I'm not mistaken, this curse is innate, it will be revealed every time you drink, and as your strength increases, it becomes stronger and stronger, and over time, it even forms its own independent personality......"
After everyone's gossip and explanation, they finally made everything that happened just now, and the mountain master looked incredulous,
"No, that means that after Lao Tzu drinks too much, he is not Lao Tzu? Just become a fifth-order boss with lightning? How do you hear this... It's all a good thing! ”
The more he talked, the more excited he became,
"If you encounter any big trouble in the future, as long as you kneel on the spot and offer Lao Tzu a few jars of wine, and then shout three times in a row, 'Respectfully invite Grandpa Dashan to come', and then Lao Tzu drank the wine and turned out to tear the living corpse and beast and step on the demon plant, and save you little deflated three in danger, wow Ka..."
Bai Qiongshou kicked over, and his fingers trembled.
"I'll fuck you... Let this thing fend for itself! ”
After kicking Huang Dashan, Bai Qiongshou turned around and wanted to leave.
Just you, this fucking slut still has to tear up the living corpse and beast, and the living corpse and beast are not devils, so can you tear it up, do your spring and autumn dreams.
"Hey, Lao Bai is calm, it's not that you haven't seen how cheap this product's broken mouth is."
Huang Dashan felt that it was necessary for a smart person like himself to be wise, and it was difficult for everyone to be angry and wise to protect themselves.
"Ahem, that, just kidding, kidding, who, who is that, you ask... I promise to be honest and lenient in my confession. ”
Yeluan Road,
"Master Shan, has your father or mother ever been in this situation?"
"You mean you drank alcohol.... No, I don't have a father, my mother died early, and she never drank alcohol, at that time, Lao Tzu's family was poor and couldn't even afford rice, so there was no wine for us and my mother to drink. ”
"What about your grandparents and other elders?"
Huang Dashan frowned,
"No, I don't have any relatives except my mom, even my mom died when I was a teenager."
"This..."
The white dome suddenly asked,
"Rhubarb, your family has always been surnamed Huang? Haven't changed? ”
Huang Dashan was furious, "What do you mean by that?" ”
Bai Qiongshou was a little embarrassed, but still insisted,
"That.... Noble mother, have you ever remarried, you know..."
"Bang!"
"I'm precious to your mother!!"
"Don't fight, don't fight."
"Stop it, sir... Relent... How can you bite?! ”
"Gentleman... Talk but don't do it! ”
After a mess, the two were finally separated.
The white dome head had dark eyes, and there was a huge circle of tooth marks on his arm.
Well, but it's worth it.
Let's at least be sure that Shan Ye's own mother has never remarried, right?
He gritted his teeth and said,
"Let's go, go back to the base city, let's go to the occurrence committee, pay the handling fee and even what color pants the eight generations of the rhubarb family wear every day, the occurrence committee can turn over the records for you, I think this product is a fool, and I don't know the chicken feathers... We're working in vain. ”
Bai Qiongshou felt that he had never exploded so many times in his life, and today he had broken the ring.
The white dome looked at Lin Chou again,
"Brother Lin, I'll entrust this product to you, he is a certain time bomb now, you have to take care of him, don't let him drink again, Lao Shen and I will go back to the base city to see if we can find something useful."
Huang Dashan shouted,
"Wait a minute, this is Lao Tzu's business, if you want to find out, Lao Tzu will personally investigate, what is the matter with you going."
"No way!"
White Dome and Yeluan spoke in unison.
The two glanced at each other, and Yeluan said solemnly,
"You can't go, your current state is very unstable, you can't be stimulated by any external factors, the second personality can appear at any time, if it reappears, no one dares to guarantee whether you can come to your senses."
The mountain master was still a little unimpressed, but he didn't say much.
took out a tattered snakeskin,
"It's just right, I sold this thing, and I don't want to embezzle Lao Tzu's Yuanjing ticket, did you hear it?"
"Hey, as for Grandpa Dashan, I'm just relaxing...... Brother Lin, bring me the altar wine! ”
"Grace ??!"
"Ahem."
Huang Dashan sneered, "I mean, the whole two are good dishes, and I even kind of want to drink a drink now." ”