Chapter 586: It All Starts with a Duck
These ducks don't know what strange places they have put their skill points, they can fly like balls, and they can even stand on tiny vines like feathers and do the work of inheritance, which is more than a tightrope walker in acrobatics.6
There are almost no other colors in the river, including the banks of the river, and the water surface is not visible at all, and the ducks are crowded between them like cans, and those who don't know think that the river is full of ducks.
There are countless ducks flying in the sky, the scene is obscured, the quacking sound is boiling in the sky, and the scattered feathers and black, white and white duck droppings stick together and fall like a weird heavy rain (or snow?). )。
Lin Chou shrunk his body, his toes tapping the water very quickly, and he didn't make any sound.
But this obviously didn't have any use for eggs, and those huge ducks seemed to have a supernatural sixth sense, and they turned their heads in the direction of Lin Chou in unison.
Of course, Lin Chou could feel tens of thousands of ducks tilting their heads and their hostile gazes shuttling back and forth on his back, instantly stiffening like a dog, and his left toe and right heel seemed to be glued, almost slapping his head on the surface of the river.
"it!"
For the first time, he had the urge to scold the production of the system, and this so-called "forced hostile effect of avian creatures" is also a bit more realistic, right?
Lao Tzu is still a few miles away from those fat goods, what do you have to do to make them write hatred into their instincts, is the effective distance of this Gou skill a sight distance??
Lin Chou strode upstream, and the river under his feet stepped out of huge depressions, which never closed for a long time.
If Lin Chou has the leisure to do so, he can see that these depressions are vividly and completely in the shape of shoe prints, and even the anti-skid lines on the soles can even be numbered.
As Lin Chou accelerated, those footprint-like depressions became shallower and shallower, and finally the reverse bulge changed from Yin to Yang, and the river surged to form layers of waves, and Lin Chou could step on the peak of the footprint-like waves at every step, and the speed was more than three times faster, it was like a hurricane passing through, and those with slightly worse strength could only see a phantom.
"Quack~"
"Gah!"
The last duck call is like a poignant horn of charge, which can be described as imposing, and even the interracial Lin Chou can hear the unforgettable hatred from this duck call.
Translate to the meaning of this cry, which may mean "All ducks attack!" ”
The whirring sound of take-off and the quacking of ducks overshadowed everything, and the scene was overwhelming, and the posture seemed to destroy the world.
After more than ten seconds, Lin Chou didn't need to look back to catch a wave-like white shadow from the corner of his eye.
"Nima, is this still a duck?"
And then there was no then,
"Boom!"
Like an earth-shattering explosion, duck feathers soared up like a mushroom cloud of a nuclear bomb.
The sound of crackling and dense falling water continued, and there was a huge duck fighter in the air flying and patrolling, but the strange figure had disappeared into thin air.
The ducks shook the water, then the feathers, and wandered for a while, and then scattered with a quacked cry of confusion.
...
It seemed that there was an invisible force that tightly bound Lin Chou and flew upward, and the feeling of weightlessness came from all directions, and he subconsciously struggled a few times, and with Lin Chou's huge strength, he couldn't break free at all.
At this moment, Lin Chou even felt that even his thinking was stagnant, and he couldn't think at all.
The surrounding scenery is changing rapidly, sometimes in the crystal jungle, sometimes in the forest, as if in the gap between two worlds, this feeling is very uncomfortable, as if the power of two worlds is pressed in the brain at the same time.
After a few seconds, the surrounding area was simply spinning like a storm, which was dizzying.
Beyond those swirling images, there seemed to be another blurred image.
It was the interior of a crater, bigger than any mountain Lin Chou had ever seen, with a magma-like boiling and tumbling blood-colored lake at his feet, and along the crater wall all the way up, densely covered with countless wriggling flesh-like caves, the cave ** seemed to have something in the way, and some shadows were vaguely reflected inside, and they made all kinds of unbelievably difficult positions (uh, action, is the word action).
Although he couldn't see exactly what kind of creature it was, Lin Chou was sure that it was definitely the outline of a human being.
The weightlessness seemed to bring something strange, he felt that his body kept rising in the void, and his consciousness became more and more blurred, especially under the destruction of the storm of "pictures" flickering at an alarming frequency around him, his brain ached violently, and Lin Chou suddenly fell into darkness.
"Bang!"
He fell to the ground.
It's strange to say, as soon as he fell to the ground, the whole person instantly felt like a four dogs, and his head hurt just now, but now there is not even a shadow of sequelae.
It's just a strange feeling of ear pain, to be precise, earlobes.
Lin Chou glanced out of the corner of his eye, and was facing a duck hanging in his ear, looking at each other speechlessly.
Lin Chou himself was happy,
"Hey, buddy, aren't you down yet?"
The fat duck was extremely disdainful, "Ga~"
It doesn't matter what it called, it was hanging on Lin Chou by biting its ears with its mouth.
"Poof."
Duck feathers flying.
The fat duck has been stupid for a long time, this wingless two-legged beast is so cunning!
It still refused to give up, flapping its wings and rushing towards Lin Chou, Lin Chou felt something behind his back, waved his hand, and his posture was chic.
"Bang~"
The bottom of the cast-iron pan, which was not damaged from the mountain to the sea, was printed in the shape of a vivid duck's head.
"It would be nice to bring out the beast pan when you can."
Lin Chou muttered and threw the pot on the fat duck that fell to the ground in one round,
"Well, it doesn't seem to be dead, no, in the future, I have to find a skill that can communicate with the ingredients with the slotted system that is not working at this time, such as this duck, if I know its recent recipes and add spices in a targeted manner, not to mention the efficiency, I think it will be able to improve the quality of the dish more than a little bit."
And then it's natural to make up half of the plot in the brain:
Lin Chou (laughs): "Brother Duck, come and let's communicate, what did you eat last night?" ”
Duck (shivering): "Half a catty of shrimp, a fish, two taels of aquatic plants, and more than a dozen snails." ”
Lin Chou (small book, record ing), "Hmm, add half a spoon of cooking wine to remove the fishy, and cook it after blanching to prevent parasites, what about the front?" Three days ago? ”
Duck (shivering): "Fish... Shrimp... And a bit of duck feathers... What are you asking for... Why do I have a sense of foreboding..."
Lin Chou (comforting): "Just ask casually if it's okay, oh yes, have you eaten any poisonous plants and insects recently?" Have you ever had a stomach problem? ”
Duck (continues to shake): "Ga, brother-in-chest, are you two-legged beasts used to putting kitchen knives on other people's necks when you ask questions... I'm a little scared..."
Ahem, after the brain was replenished, Lin Chou crawled out of the pit and looked around.
Yes, that's right, this is the humanoid pit that fell before, and Lin Chou climbed out again.
The surrounding scenery is exactly the same as the bottom of the pit that I saw before, except for the thick duck feathers all over the ground and a place.
“...”
Lin Chou stood in front of the rock wall but didn't find any cracks, and carefully checked the bottom of the cave, but there was still nothing!
A cannon fist that did not believe in evil fell, and the big stones above fell one after another, but there was no karst cave at all, and there was still no change behind the rock that had been cut through a few meters deep.
Look back at the fat duck who was turning white on the ground:
How does this work? What the hell?
"Lin Chou? Boss Lin! Are you down there? Is the injury serious? ”
A faint voice came from above, and Lin Chou had to respond loudly, "I'm here!" ”
In less than ten minutes, an evolutionary slid down from it with a rope, and then the light of the flashlight glanced at the humanoid pit in amazement, and then said in a tone of extreme adoration,
"Boss Lin is really ...... It's amazing, it's more than 700 meters high, and there's nothing wrong with it! ”
This person seems to be the same long face that carried the bazooka just now?
Lin Chou's brain was still dizzy and didn't understand what was going on, so he could only smile bitterly and point to his head.
The long face is very natural "suddenly realized",
"Oh oh oh, I understand, even if a sixth-order adult falls from such a high place, he must be confused for a while, don't talk yet, I'll take you up, fortunately, I brought medical equipment over and checked your head, but don't leave sequelae or anything."
"God knows how this big hole came about, it's not a volcanic structure, if it weren't for you, we wouldn't have found it......"
The long face was suddenly stunned,
"Huh? Where did the duck come from, so big? So many duck feathers? ”
mmp, he actually just noticed!!
Half an hour later, the two were finally dragged out of the cave by the people on the top of the mountain, and they kept urging Lin Chou to do a routine examination.
The long face said,
"Let me tell you, Boss Lin, we don't have this medical equipment anywhere else, even the garrison has not been allocated, and the brain is specially examined, it is very old, what kind of skull injury concussion cerebral effusion... Ah, cerebral effusion is actually water in the brain... I can check it out for you! ”
Lin Chou really wanted to slap this thing to death.
However, he was pressed on a stretcher without saying anything, looking like the sequelae of hemiplegia after stroke.
The two of them carried Lin Chou's stretcher, and the two of them carried the ducks, and they went down the mountain vigorously.
When I saw the unexpected equipment that specializes in checking the "brain", Lin Chou almost died of anger, and the stethoscope has not been seen!
"Even if you make it fit the size of your temple, it's still a stethoscope, hey."
Jin San said solemnly,
"Blood, the source of essence and energy, especially the temples, close to the skull, if there is any abnormality, these tiny blood vessels will write the symptoms on the face, you can't lie, hey, don't move, I'll listen to it again..."
Listen to a fart!
"What's the matter with this duck, lunch..."
Qin Wuyong said with great interest on the side, "I don't seem to have seen this kind of duck, hmm, no, it should be the same breed as Quack, right?" ”
Lin Chou picked up the duck pestle and put it on Jin San's face, and said the experience just now in a mess.
Jin San didn't care about it at first, but the more he listened, the more surprised he became, and Lei Heng was even more impatient to pull Lin Chou's sleeve,
"Lin Chou, what you just said is true?"
"See for yourself."
Lin Chou opened his backpack, and a huge toad jumped out,
"Goa, goa!"
“...”
Jin San Lei Heng held the toad like a baby, and a group of evolutionaries pressed the duck and left.
Lin Chou said "hey",
"Toads can be taken away, ducks must be left behind!"
This duck is quite important, it is related to Lin Chou's dignity when facing Quack in the future, at least he has not found a duck of the same breed as Quack in the base city.
As a result, Jin San turned around and stretched out a finger,
"A million."
"What??"
"Two million!"
“...”
"Three million!"
Lin Chou couldn't speak.
Jokes, it's just three million, not to mention three million, it's thirty million......
There are many people in this world whose dignity is worth three million, but it definitely does not include someone else!!
When I saw Jin San the next day, Jin San was quite embarrassed, his face was full of duck feathers, and there was a piece of duck feces hanging on his chest that had not been wiped clean.
"The duck can be stewed...... Million! You explain in detail how you got in, don't miss a little, forget it, you will take me and Lei Laohu directly down in a while, and the others are already waiting below. ”
Hey, it's just a business trip, and there's an outer block!
Lin Chou happily jumped into the pit again, and carefully explained how it was to the whites of the scientific research institute in the knee-deep duck feathers, and when he repeated it to the fourth time, Jin San said,
"Do you hear it all clearly, move, don't let go of any corner!"
Bai Kitten analyzed,
"Listening to Lin Chou, I think this is very much like an unstable spatial rift, and the data we monitor may be spread by this rift, like... The same. ”
Lei Heng pulled down his face,
"Alas, there are many crises, what is wrong with this world, God knows how much energy it takes to open a break point on a stable multi-dimensional quantum architecture, this... There's not a bit of chaotic energy overflowing here, how is that possible..."
Bai Kitten glanced at Lin Chou,
"This is a very rigorous scientific argument, can you please not brace your ears when eavesdropping?"
Lin Chou coughed embarrassedly twice,
"Well, then I'll go up first."
In the next three days, Lin Chou was called down from time to time to talk about the situation over and over again, which made him annoyed, but who made the family the owner of the money.
After tossing up and down like this for five whole days, and after asking the last question, Jin San Lei Heng finally planned to exclude him, the first person who witnessed the incident.
The situation at the time was basically like this:
"That, Kobayashi, you were ...... When you came down, was there anything out of the ordinary? Is there a deviation from our degree of restoration? ”
"Isn't that unusual? That's just so unusual! ”
"What's more than a deviation? That's a big deviation! ”
Lin Chou touched his noble buttocks with palpitations,
"But are you sure you want to try it too?"
The three academicians exploded on the spot, roaring in unison,
"Get out!"