Chapter 633: Hey, you're always a fan of Brother Useless?
The warlock said in a hoarse voice of exclamation (don't ask the author how he hears the exclamation, the Honkan says that there is),
"It's been years, and my Xareth Grimoire hasn't succeeded since I last rubbed a meteorite."
The Warlock draws a very large gray mist exclamation mark to reinforce the tone.
"Not even once! None of them wow! The baby's heart is bitter!! β
β...β
Lin Chou patted him on the shoulder - listening to the warlock's voice, it seemed like he was crying?
The warlock wiped his face,
"Ahem, gaffe... Do you know Linzi, rubbing meteorites is a matter of paying attention to the feel! β
LIN Chou,
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Ben Shuai must not know, who has nothing to do with rubbing meteorites, besides, how to rub meteorites?
The warlock sat down, of course, he was holding the baby chicken, and by the way, he violently fanned the little green stone man out three meters away.
"First of all, as a warlock, you have to use your spiritual power to communicate with the abyss plane - or the void plane, find a meteorite burning with evil energy flames in the vast sea of stars, and then use the evil energy flames on the meteorite to burn a wormhole above the planet of the main plane, and then it will be much simpler, just pull the meteorite over."
"In the process of traveling across the plane, this whole meteorite will produce some kind of evolution under the catalysis of the warlock's spiritual power, and become a real abyss demon, but - remember this, it will be convenient to use when rubbing the meteorite in the future."
β...β
When is Ben Shuai going to learn to rub meteorites from you...
"The most basic thing to find a meteorite is that it has a demonic flame on it that can be used to connect with the warlock and provide energy, but the larger the mass of the meteorite, the larger the volume, the better - it must be just right, to ensure that the demonic flame is consumed to the weakest but not extinguished when traveling in the void and opening a wormhole."
"The volume of the Abyss Demon is closely related to the mass of the meteorite, the less material consumed, the larger the part of the meteorite that is rubbed over, but the strength of the Abyss Demon is directly proportional to the evil flame above - in addition to guarding against the meteorite being too large and directly bombing the planet, you also have to guard against your own strength not being able to control the evil flame on the meteorite, hehehe... How many warlocks have miscalculated their abilities, or simply smashed their planets, or been consumed by evil flames. β
Lin Chou looked at him with a question,
"Wait, wait, you mean to say that Mingguang used to have a lot of warlocks?"
The warlock muttered for a moment,
"No, I watched it from cartoons."
β...β
Lin Chou was angry for a while, "I heard that you made the port of light?" β
At the mention of this, the cloak of the warlock fluttered,
"Hmph, I don't know how many people still remember my hatred - obviously the scientific research institute provided me with resources to try if I can rub a meteorite from outer space to conduct research - after all, you know, the yellow cloud above... The guys at the Research Institute think that the entire Earth is no longer in its original space. β
"Huh? So..."
The warlock said,
"That's why I pulled the meteorite over, rubbing the meteorite is a very dangerous job, I obviously warned them, but a lot of people died."
The warlock whispered,
"The space door opened a little wrong, isn't the meteorite two days late, but it's also here!"
Lin Chou, "!! β
The Warlock explained,
"It's a pity, it's just that the evil energy flame above seems to have burned out, otherwise I would have been a legendary warlock a long time ago, so why wait until now to advance."
"Huh?"
"The warlock's advancement is different from the normal evolutionary, only the warlock who successfully summons the abyss demon in the Xareth Magic Book is the real warlock, that is, the so-called legendary level warlock, many of the warlock's abilities need to be completed through the blessing of evil flames, such as sacrifice, corrosion, life diversion, death entanglement, life drain, imp legion, doom guard... Even the infinitely cooled Evil Corrosive Arrow, well, I prefer to call it the Evil Gatling, the kind that glows green, it's so spectacular... These are all based on the ignition of the evil flame to achieve perfection, hmm, do you want to see it? β
For the sake of the safety of the entire Yanhui Mountain and his own life, Lin Chou politely rejected the warlock's kindness.
The warlock straightened his hood,
"In fact, the last time I rubbed the meteorite, it felt very positive, it was really wonderful, it was a pure abyss metal meteorite, extremely rare... If the abyss demon was formed using that meteorite as the substrate, the power would be unimaginable - who knew that the error of the opening of the space door was so big, and then it seemed to hit something again, and when it flew over two days later, the evil flame would have been extinguished long ago.... No, I tell you may not believe it, I think I used up all my good luck to rub that meteorite, I wasn't so unlucky before, you know? β
Lin Chou was speechless for a while, and after thinking about it, he asked,
"So you're rubbing this... Let's call it the little stone man of the Abyss Demon, which is not lethal in itself? β
When he said this, the little stone man crawled over and jumped up eager to slap Lin Chou's face, but was tripped by the red bean fruit under his feet and gave up.
The warlock said,
"No, the Abyss Demon is also the ultimate ultimate move of a warlock, it can be grown, and it is very powerful when cultivated, well, it is still too fragile for now, but it is enough to be used as a fire."
"So you mean that you spent a long time trying to miss a meteorite, in fact, just to act as a lighter?"
The warlock groaned,
"This statement... I can't really think of any reason to argue with that, yes, that's essentially what it is. β
Suddenly I remembered something,
"Ah, I'm done eating, I've got to go beforehand!"
"Huh?"
The warlock turned into a gray shadow and hurried away,
"Aha, I'm going to fulfill another dream, taking advantage of the effect of the golden rooster's amnesty, I'm still going through the 'security channel' again, this time it won't crash, right..."
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What a hard-working person, every dream is so unpretentious.
After the warlock left, Yan Huishan quickly recovered the hustle and bustle of the past, but the mountain master was still a little uneasy.
"I said Linzi, can you fill in the crater smashed by the meteorite, I looked a little panicked."
Lin Chou rolled his eyes and said, "I'm willing to fill it in myself." β
The mountain master looked around shyly,
"Come on, that rabbit cub has filled this pit for the mountain master, a thousand circulation points!"
Half of the crowd dispersed in an instant, watching from a distance, and the full and unified sarcastic tone was aimed at the mountain master at the same time,
"Huh!"
The mountain master scolded, "Grass." β
Turning to leave, a voice came from behind him,
"Professional pit filling for 30 years, any pit can be filled, come, I took this business."
Qin Wuyong led an old man to appear next to the mountain master,
"Fill in a hole and give a thousand? And this good thing... Where's the spade, I'm coming! β
The mountain master smiled and handed Qin Wuyong a shovel,
"See, this is a discerning one... It just so happened that I hunted two raccoon leopards, and I let the forest stew for a while, and we drank togetherβhuh? The surname is Qin, who is this old man? β
Qin Wuyong filled the pit with a sigh and said casually,
"Oh, this is my father!"
The mountain master was stunned, and looked at the old man with strange eyes,
"Coincidentally, hey, you're also a fan of Qin Wuyong?"
"I said old man, still watching the wilderness live broadcast at such an old age? Can the heart take it? β
Qin Wuyong, "Meow meow?!" β
The old man looked sluggish and asked Qin Wuyong,
"Son, what does he mean?"
Qin Wuyong, "..."
"What do I mean, don't you have a little bit of a count in your heart?" The mountain lord said disdainfully, "Eh, I'll go? Wait... Your old man can't be his own father, right?! β
The old man was stunned, and reacted and slapped Qin Wuyong's face with a backhand.
"Smack~"
"You mother's little bunny who doesn't do business, if you ask you to do something serious, you just don't do it, you have to do some live broadcast... Lao Tzu still thinks that you have made a lot of money, and you are a fucking live broadcast to recognize your father, right? Evil animal, kneel down for your father!! β
The old man had been angry for a long time, Qin Wuyong threw a shovel and knelt down with a pop - but his brain twitched or he knelt too hastily, and his sense of direction was a little unbalanced, and he knelt in the direction of the mountain master.
When my father saw it, he suddenly hehe, and he almost couldn't get up and smoke it in one breath.
"You're pretty skilled!!"
When the mountain master saw that he was in trouble, he took the two chickens and his son and slipped away.
Ran into the dining room before stopping to listen carefully to the thuds and screams coming from behind, while listening to the music.
"I said Linzi, Lao Tzu asked you to stew the two leopards, did you stew them?"
Lin Chou asked,
"What's going on outside?"
"It's stewed, this leopard has just finished giving birth, a thin handful of bones, it's not of much value."
Shan Ye said,
"Ah, I guess, I don't know... What does it taste like? β
Lin Chou was carrying a big shovel,
"It's a little fishy, the big-breasted sister handed me the altar Qingquan Mountain... By the way, Master Shan, the bones are good, I fished them out and put them in the basin, you fed the chickens first, and I was dizzy when I called. β
The mountain master smiled,
"Done!"
Said to the chicken, "Look at how good Uncle Sorrow is to you two - yes, I don't put salt, these two gadgets seem to be easy to shed hair if they eat too much salt." β
"Huh."
The mountain master was bored, and still refused to let go of his dying humor cells,
"You don't have any sense of humor, so what, this raccoon leopard doesn't have any special effects?"
Lin Chou said seriously,
"If you can't force it, cooking is like writing a good poem, inspiration and feel are indispensable, so easy to make a crit is not precious."
The mountain master pouted,
"It's only been a few months, your menu is almost full of roofs, Lao Xue doesn't dare to look up after seeing it once, probably because he is afraid of spicy eyes."
Lin Chou shrugged,
"It's easy to stick to the rules when you're older, and it's normal for Bafang Building to launch fewer new dishes a year than I cook in a week."
"People haven't closed their businesses like you, and they've been open for more days than they've been open!"
Lin Chou's face was full of indifference,
"As a chef with a dream, how can I be limited by my imagination in this Yanhui Mountain, in my life, I want to be a cook who is either cooking or on the way to find ingredients!"
"Speaking of which, what about the snow clams you promised Ben Shuai, and you will eat?"
The mountain master is called an embarrassment,
"Ahem, I've been looking, I've been looking, ahem, ahem..."
What's even more embarrassing is that Qin Wuyong took his father into the house, and looked at the mountain master with a faint and resentful look,
"Master Shan, I haven't offended you, have I?"
"That's... This..."
Lin Chou turned around, "Yo, this old man... Useless brother, this is your father? You two look pretty alike! β
Qin Wuyong's resentment is comparable to that of a deep resentful woman, and the goosebumps of the mountain master are all stared at.
The useless brother sighed and sat down with the old father,
"Lin Zi, I heard that someone sent you a half-crocodile again? Can you give my dad a crocodile paw? The old man is old, and his body can't keep up, and even beating me is not as energetic as ten years ago. β
Lin Chou looked at Qin Wuyong's bruises on his face, and sighed,
"The crocodile palm has already been ordered by Sikong, and the meat on the body is no different from the crocodile palm, why don't you eat that one?"
"It's done! The effect is the same. β
The old man stabbed Qin Wuyong,
"Is it really as amazing as you say? I know this body, even if I eat ginseng and deer antler velvet, I can't make it back, after all, I'm not a high-level evolutionary, and the years are not forgiving. β
Qin Wuyong said with a smile,
"Just look at it, there's nothing he can't do in Boss Lin, oh yes, my reward salary this month will be paid immediately, you eat half a crocodile to recuperate and recuperate, and when the time comes, we will eat Haishi cauliflower coconut milk jelly, maybe you can also break the rank!"
The old man shook his head,
"The road from low-level to high-level is so easy to walk, I have been in the third order for almost thirty years, and I have already broken the level if I can break the order."
Qin Wuyong comforted,
"If you can't, you can't, eat this half crocodile meat, and bring you back to the state you were in ten years ago, I've seen the magic of this dish with my own eyes - you know, that little tuberculosis ghost, even he ate it... Eh... Why are you hitting me again..."
"The little rabbit cub is open-mouthed, if you don't beat anyone, if there is no surname Sikong in the base city, can we live such a reassuring good life? Sikong-sama has done so many good things... Alas... Why is my son..."
"Gotta get it, I know it's wrong... Don't sigh, my heart is beating with a sigh. β
Lin Chou walked over and looked the old man up and down.
The back is full of age spots, and even older than ordinary old people.
"Why didn't you come early?"
Qin Wuyong coughed,
"No, no money..."
Lin Chou glared, "Your millions of rewards, and you still told me that you don't have any money?" β
Qin Wuyong hesitated for a moment,
"I can't stand Mingguang's heavy taxes, if it weren't for the last mission to go to sea with you, I wouldn't have dared to eat this meal at your place until now..."
Lin Chou said,
"The old man is not in a good state, after eating the half-crocodile, try something else, it should be able to increase the life expectancy for a few more years, the older you are, the better the effect of eating the half-crocodile, the young man can't feel anything after eating it, just like the empty goods, eating this thing is useless at all, it can only stabilize the condition, and the rest is all wasted."
Qin Wuyong was suddenly overjoyed,
"Can this effect be repeated?"
Lin Chou was speechless,
"Of course, there is only one increase in longevity, so I said that eating this dish is a pure waste, what do you think?"