Chapter 714: With a child, I have a lesson
After talking for a long time, Qin Sheng asked,
"So Brother Chou, this thing is you... Picked up? That's too lo, isn't it? ”
Lin Chou really wanted to slap this bear kid to death, and MMP had never seen such an ignorant guy - although to some extent he was indeed telling the truth.
But in particular, this is very detrimental to the glorious image of this boss, okay:
Hunting back and picking up corpses are two different things!
It's serious.
This is very serious.
It's as serious as Lin Chou hanging a "homely" plaque in the small restaurant, but he has to be read as a "women's treasure" by the mountain master.
Serious is serious, Lin Chou can't do anything to this bear child, not only can't he do anything, but he also has to honestly cook dinner for others.
I don't know what the specific scientific name of the stupid roe deer is, but as an existence that doesn't even bother to take care of the lying groove system, kneeling in the hands of Boss Lin, who is one of the best cooks in the entire ancestral mountain uninhabited area, can be regarded as a well-deserved death.
Lin Chou was peeling the skin and washing the meat on his side, and the bonfire over there had already risen, but Lao Zhou's voice rang out again, and at the same time, a video device began to flash a green light.
"Qin Sheng Qin Sheng, report your location, why hasn't the school found your location yet, where are you?"
Qin Sheng waved his hand, and the friends picked up firewood and burned the fire, honestly and lively, and specially gave Lin Chou, who was busy, a profile,
"Teacher, teacher, we are ready to start dinner, Brother Chou has caught a very big beast, we will have delicious food soon!"
"Oh... Actually, it's time for the collective game, but given your awkward position... Ahem, I'm sorry, but there are so many squads to take care of... But Mr. Xia is the strongest in your team, so there must be no problems, right? Don't make trouble for the teacher, don't catch the herdsmen's pigs, cattle and sheep, and don't harm the crops, you know? Do you know that this outing class represents the reputation of Qinshan Martial Arts School? ”
"Oh okay, okay, teacher, you can put a hundred hearts!"
Lao Zhou was indeed relieved to hear it, and then it was nothing more than repeatedly telling him to pay attention to safety and complaining about how hellish the school's broken positioning system was.
After the call, Qin Sheng made a "yes" gesture,
"That's it... Everyone is doing well, and you can't see in the video that we are in Ancestral Mountain - hey! I said that the classmate who took out the homework book and was busy with it was a bit too much, you are still an acting school, you don't pee and take care of yourself, and you pass the cultural class... No, have you ever scored more than two digits in your culture class? ”
...
In fact, among the many teams in the agricultural and pastoral areas in the south of the city, Lao Zhou said that he was desperate.
While wiping the black ash on his face, he pulled out the charred potato chop from the fire,
"Alas... Unlucky... Originally, I wanted to have some food with the gentleman surnamed Lin... Lao Li, do you know, the rice cooked by Mr. Lin is called a fragrant one, it is simply amazing - ham rice balls, knife plate fragrant, pickled Du Xian, iron plate beef... It's a pity, their team doesn't know where to go, the south of the city is so big, and the activity time is only one day, alas..."
Lao Li held the charred potatoes with a pious face:
"Keep talking, don't go off-topic, or you won't be able to eat this dinner!"
...
In the ancestral mountain, not to mention others, even the team that they themselves don't know where they are is helping to wash the vegetables.
Xia Yu said,
"Brother Chou is so good, he just went out for a spin... Brother Chou, can you really eat these dishes? ”
QIN Shengdao,
"I must be able to eat it, Brother Chou is the best and most famous chef in the entire base city, but he is amazing!"
Lin Chou smiled,
"You don't even know wild vegetables, this is a mountain leek, this is a wild garlic, mountain onion, wild lily bulb, sage, quinoa... Ah, this one is amazing, this is a cattail, it's very sweet, and it can be eaten raw... And this, this little thing is a horseshoe, which can also be eaten raw, crispy and fragrant. ”
"When I was a child, my family had to rely on this a lot of the time – my father and grandfather's generation were even more like this, and they lived on wild vegetables most of the year, when rat jerky was still the main source of protein, unlike now, when it became a nostalgic food."
Qin Sheng said,
"Brother Chou, do you really eat mice? I've never even seen it..."
"Why don't you eat it, rat jerky is still the fist product of the tavern in the alley of Xiacheng District."
Qin Sheng suddenly shuddered.
At this time, the gourd baby, who was flowing like a river of snot, said,
"My mother dries rat jerky every year, and she can put it for a year or two by burning the dried chili branches she begged for a year or two! When you want to eat it, it's delicious to eat roasted and stewed, and you can also stew soup..."
Qin Sheng's eyes are full of Venus,
"Don't say it... Leave me alone... I'll want to eat later..."
Xia Yu cut off,
"Hmph, your dad is Secretary Qin, how do you know what kind of life we live in Xiacheng District, we haven't eaten it, we haven't eaten it, what do you mean with this disgusting expression that wants to vomit? When I was a child, I ate rat jerky once like the New Year, so are you disgusting to look at me now?! ”
Qin Sheng said with a bitter face,
"Sister Yu, Sister Yu, I didn't mean that... Don't get me wrong, I... I..."
Qin Sheng grabbed a wooden stick casually, and looked east and west almost crazy,
"Actually, I've long wanted to taste the taste of the well-known powdered jerky, so I'm going to catch a mouse and come back and let Brother Chou stew!"
Lin Chou rolled his eyes, this child, is puberty too early?
"You can't catch a rat even if there's one, but... Dasha, you take him in that direction to see, I found bamboo bushes and bamboo rat holes over there, you go digging and digging maybe you can catch them alive, and if you dig up bamboo shoots, you can bring them back by the way. ”
"Okay!"
After Qin Sheng Dasha and the gourd baby left, the second tiger said with a smile,
"Sister Yu, Brother Sheng's father is a big official of the committee, don't you think about it?"
Xia Yu held her delicate and small chin high,
"Hmph, little brat, what do you know!"
Erhu shrugged his shoulders, and said in his heart Qin Sheng, Qin Sheng, my Erhu can only help you get here, and if you say more, you will be taught to be a man.
The second tiger turned to Lin Chou and said,
"Brother Chou, how can we eat such a big roe deer."
Lin Chou said,
"I stewed with the mushrooms you washed, and after a while I found a big stone to dig a stone pot, and Sister-in-law Hu didn't say that she was going out for a spring outing, I didn't bring any seasonings, I didn't prepare at all, so I'll eat it... Why don't I ask the four dogs to go back to the store and bring some spices or something? ”
"Scared, mushrooms can still be eaten? Don't say goodbye to the seasoning... Finally, I was able to come out once to the ancestral mountain to see the rise, and it also let us feel what the ancestral mountain is like. ”
Lin Chou smiled,
"People are small and big, and there are a lot of ideas - I have used this mushroom before, called maitake mushroom, always symbiotic with a kind of leech, some are poisonous and some are not poisonous, I won't tell you how to distinguish it, and the tree with this mushroom is far away, and if the strength is not enough, it is likely to be sucked into a dry corpse, or it will be poisoned and hung up."
"Oh... I've never eaten a mushroom when I'm so big, what does this thing taste like? Is it delicious? ”
"Of course it's delicious, it's fresh, especially when stewed with meat - maitake mushrooms themselves contain a very beneficial enzyme that makes the meat soft, and there was a famous mushroom for steak before the cataclysm called maitake mushroom sauce."
Erhu said with admiration,
"Brother Chou, you know so much, and it's so powerful, my dad said that you are going to marry that famous Leng Han, is it true??"
Before Lin Chou could speak, Xia Yu jumped up,
"Wow, Brother Wow, Brother Chou is really fake, were you coerced by her, is that the tigress who scared Lao Zhou out?! Alas... She looks very powerful at first glance, and my brother can't seem to save you... Or I trust the relationship, I heard that there is a girl in the next class whose mother is 35 years young, and there is no dog man and woman who can't be separated from her... Ahem, couples who can't be separated, people are beautiful and non-sticky, and they can leave when they're done, and old customers can also get discounts when the price is affordable! ”
LIN Chou,
“...”
Erhu said strangely,
"Sister Yu, have you ever seen that woman named Leng Han? I heard that she is so powerful, that the Incident Committee has awarded her a certificate of award for righteousness and courage for young women, and in her hands no hooligan can see the sun the next day. ”
"Erhuzi, are you stupid, she is the cold iceberg-like woman on the furnace mountain!"
"Wow, so I've seen... It turns out that this Leng Han is so beautiful. ”
"You men are all the same, obsessed!"
“...”
What else can Lin Chou say, he can't digest the knowledge points discussed by this group of children.
The four dogs stretched their necks in confusion and sniffed - it's strange, why did Ben Wang smell the same kind again?
Lin Chou chiseled the pot, chiseled and washed the fried material and put the soup and meat,
"Burn the fire, I'll take care of that bit of soap."
Erhu and Xia Yu were startled,
"Soap horn? Brother Chou, what are you doing with that thing, the teacher talks every day about the guy who washed clothes with a soaphorn tree and melted off his hands..."
Lin Chou explained,
"Saponaria is indeed very dangerous to low-level awakened people, but the seeds in the saponaria pod are still very good, very good for cardiovascular disease, nourishing qi and blood, is a natural soup, and it is recorded in the Compendium of Materia Medica, 'Wind paralyzes dead muscle evil qi, limelight tears, and benefits the nine orifices', also called saponaria rice, white seed kernels... I picked some naturally dried white seed kernels, and when the time comes, I can make porridge and make soup, and by the way, I also brought some back to see if I can grow them. ”
Then soak the white seed kernels in hot water, and just after being busy here, Dasha Qin Sheng and others also came back,
"Brother Chou, I only caught two bamboo rats, but they all gnawed up the bamboo shoots."
The two fat bamboo rats each weighed seven or eight pounds, and the fat ones were not like words, so you can imagine what the few bushes of bamboo were harmed by them.
Lin Chou rubbed his hands,
"This is my favorite thing to make, the smell of roasted bamboo rats is a must, hey, I'll fade their hair first."
Qin Sheng shouted very dissatisfied,
"Didn't you say that the wilderness is full of living corpses of strange beasts, we've been here for a long time, except for a flat-headed brother who can't be messed with, why haven't we seen any of them, and the teacher lied to us again..."
Lin Chou said,
"There may be a tide of beasts in a while, and the strange beasts don't know where to gather, besides, although this dog is useless, it is a real sixth-order, which one dares to dangle in front of it and live impatiently?"
“...”
Fortunately, this group of children didn't have much of a concept of the level, and they only knew that the sixth order should be very powerful.
Lin Chou cut off the hair of the bamboo rat in his hand and burned it with charcoal, put it in the stream to wash it, and then shaved it again, and the hair was already cleaned up.
The fat bamboo rat is tied to the branch in the shape of "Feng" after disemboweling, the flesh is firm, the mouse skin is white and delicate, and it looks normal after losing its head, which is unbelievable.
Qin Sheng said excitedly,
"This should be similar to a mouse, and the name also has a mouse in it! Hey! ”
Then he glanced directly at Xia Yu and made a look of being ready to sacrifice himself at any time.
Xia Yu pursed her lips again and again, and whispered,
"Childish."
Lin Chou tied up the bamboo rat and separated a pile of charcoal,
"Come on, come on, get busy, this is your spring outing, do it yourself, these two bamboo rats... You take the branch here, you take the other side, well, yes, keep this distance from the charcoal fire, and when you hear the crackling sound on the meat, you have to turn it over, understand? Both of these bamboo rats are very fat, so you don't need to put the oil, don't burn it! ”
Qin Sheng patted his chest and packed the ticket,
"Come on, Brother Chou, don't worry!"
Soon the aroma of meat in the cauldron gradually wafted out, and the smell mixed with the ancestral mountain forest became more and more attractive, and the sound of children swallowing saliva could not be stopped.
Lin Chou said,
"Okay, okay, look at your greed, let's put the bamboo rat aside, the meat in the pot is almost there."
The stewed meat in the pot is deliberately divided into each piece of meat with bones, which is convenient for eating meat, and the roe deer meat and maitake mushrooms are stewed with a particularly fragrant aroma, and the roe deer meat can quickly become soft and rotten.
Each person first divided a large piece of meat, and the scene suddenly became popular.
"Emmmm, it smells so good!"
"It's delicious, it's 10,000 times better than the school cafeteria!"
"Compared with Brother Chou's craftsmanship, the school cafeteria is simply pig food."
"It's over, I'll never be able to eat anyone else's food anymore..."
Lin Chou couldn't cry or laugh,
"You guys, you just haven't eaten in the wild, I basically haven't put any seasonings in this pot of stew except for maitake mushrooms."
Qin Sheng was stunned,
"Brother Chou, how can you deceive people, you didn't put those wild vegetables you made?"
"Well, the wild vegetables are all there."
The second tiger gnawed the shredded meat on a bone,
"Why is it so delicious..."
Lin Chou shrugged,
"It's simple, you're hungry."
When these children are growing their bodies, the amount of food is not smaller than that of adults, but slightly exceeds - especially with the addition of a Xia Dasha, this pot of meat bottoms out at an alarming speed.
Even the bones fell off and all went into the belly of the four dogs.
"I don't think I'm full..."
Qin Sheng slapped his thigh,
"What about the bamboo rats, roasting and roasting, walking!"
Lin Chou sighed, really embarrassed to say that he hadn't eaten a bite.
Broken thoughts, fortunately, Ben Shuai still has a hand.