Chapter 726: Your Show, When Will I Be There?
In the base city, on the day Lin Chou mysteriously disappeared, it can be said that chickens and dogs jumped in the mountains and seas in the Qinshan Martial Arts School.
Nearly half of the high-level evolutionaries were led to Qinshan to watch the excitement by this movement, and it was said that it took a full two hours just for everyone to smile and work together to subdue the rampant, arrogant, and brainless guy.
Even so, the highly respected Principal Zhou still did not avoid the fate of breaking his appearance, at least he would not be able to see anyone for a month.
Erhu and Huluwa came home inexplicably and told Uncle Hu and sister-in-law about it, and Sister-in-law Hu fainted with a "hiccup", and woke up crying in the dark.
Uncle Hu had no choice but to contact Bao Er, he looked at Sister-in-law Hu first, and asked Bao Er to bring the news to Yanhui Mountain.
Bao Er didn't know what was going on, but he heard that Lin Chou was "summoned" by a powerful evolutionary with a pillar more than 3,000 meters long, and stepped on Yanhui Mountain with one foot on the accelerator.
"The hostess! Roll on, my lord! Mountain Lord! Big big thing is not good!! ”
Huang Dashan was sharing with Wu Ke scientific researcher the sixth black barbecue in the past few days, and every hair on his face was unhappy.
"Oh? Is there more desperate news than eating six meals of burnt pork in a row? ”
"Boss Lin Lin was arrested!"
Mountain Master Wu Ke was stunned.
In the middle of the night, the mountain master slapped the table and laughed wildly,
"You're fucking brain-filled? Catch him? You might as well say that someone packed up the three walls of the base city last night and resisted it! ”
At this time, the calm face of Chi Qi and the panicked Xiao Yourong walked out from behind,
"The boss's handy shovel was taken away by a very weird vortex just now, not the boss's ability."
"Grass!"
Shan Ye flipped the table.
The news of Lin Chou's arrest was like a hurricane passing through, and it quickly reached the ears of people with a heart.
Wei family, Wei Tianxing overturned the table.
Wen family, Wen Chongjiu overturned the table.
The Leng family, Prince Leng overturned the table.
Garrison, Old Man Ye overturned the table.
Zhao family, Zhao Erye...
"Uh... Dad, you're coming... First of all, please..."
Zhao Qingcang glanced at it and smashed the table with a slap.
When the committee happened, Mo Hongniang looked at the desk in front of her with blank eyes, and she didn't know what she was thinking-
"Bang, click!"
All the members seemed to hear the sound of their boss smashing the table, and they were silent.
The invisible coercion spread widely, and a female voice came from the office that almost frightened the heart of myocardial infarction,
"Who is it? Who dares! How dare he!! Examine! Check it out for the old lady! Who the hell is it!! ”
Until Wan Junru, the adjutant of Leng Han of the Second Brigade of the Bandits, came forward to clarify everything,
"It wasn't Mr. Lin who had the accident - it was our captain, Lieutenant General Leng Han Leng, and the Second Brigade of Bandits confirmed the clues of the sightings at the scene, and the whirlpool and stone pillar that took away Mr. Lin were the bloodline skills of Mimi, the evolutionary who went to sea with Vice Admiral Leng to carry out the mission, and he left his hometown - I just don't know why I was able to take away a big living person - and Vice Admiral Leng's ship was confirmed to have been attacked, and we have lost contact."
"Boom!"
The Leng family, after losing a thousand-year-old Huanghuali tea table, had another entire villa forced to be demolished.
...
The three who were still on the island didn't know that Base City was now in a mess, and they were preparing breakfast.
More precisely, it was a very hearty, luxurious, nourishing breakfast.
Lin Chou put on a very formal look, introducing the content of this breakfast to Leng Han and the Mi family sisters,
"Well, look here, stewed seabird eggs with snake meat and seasoned with celery and coriander seed paste chili, isn't it tempting to smell this fragrance?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Mimi's question arrived,
"What kind of snake is a vegetable snake? I've never heard of it..."
Lin Chou narrowed his eyes,
"It's all non-venomous snakes that can be put into the dish."
"Oh... So, what about the poisonous ones? ”
Lin Chou's expression was like looking at a fool, revealing a smile,
"Poisonous snakes can naturally be remembered by name."
Mimi Mimi pondered for a long time and came to a conclusion,
"Hey, so brother-in-law, you don't know what kind of snake this snake is?"
Lin Chou helped his forehead.
Leng Han showed a very faint smile, and that smile was like a demonstration of the results of a person who can't laugh and has practiced hard twenty-eight times.
Lin Chou shuddered, and said in his heart, why did your old man show me this weird smile that he had smiled at the stone twenty-eight times when he woke up in the morning.
Of course, Lin Chou is not stupid.
So he said,
"Well, cough cough, Leng Han, I don't think you laugh when that... It's pretty good, too. ”
"Click."
A fist-sized pebble turned into powder under Leng Han's hand.
"Hmm... Ahem, ahem... Come on, let's take a look at the next dish - I don't know when I can go back, and it's idle to beat the children on a rainy day..."
Lin Chou quickly changed the topic,
"Dangdangdang, a grand introduction to the protagonist of our breakfast today, a very, very, very rare, golden retriever skunk!"
Lin Chou used three "very" in a row, which is enough to prove that the golden retriever skunk with the color of gold and highly poisonous is indeed very rare.
Mimi Mimi almost threw up,
"Brother-in-law, you tossed for hours in the morning just to roast this skunk?"
"It's a golden retriever skunk, it's very rare..."Lin Chou corrected with a serious face, "After tasting it by this boss, the taste is actually within the acceptable range of humans, well, the meat taste is very scientific." ”
"Gross..."
"Come, come, and the next dish, parsnip snake soup, stewed with snake head and snake bones and snake skin, very nourishing and delicious—ah, and this mountain salad, fresh daylily, sea cabbage, and half-cooked barnacle meat with fresh oyster juice—and finally, flour-fried oyster meat!"
"How's it going, isn't it still hearty?"
Leng Han said,
"Thank you for your hard work, I feel a lot better, we won't be trapped on the island for long."
In addition to weakness, there was a little more vitality in the tone.
Lin Chou waved his hand, picked up a fried oyster meat and handed it to Leng Han,
"I don't have much to do anyway, it's good here, except that the ingredients are really a little bit short - what kind of strange beast have you encountered, so powerful?"
Leng Han reached out and took it and put it in her mouth to chew, her face was very ugly,
"During this time, the second bandit team and I have been tracking a virtual beast scurrying around in the inland sea, its size is only a few hundred meters long, but it has already attacked more than a dozen sea hunting ships, and there are countless casualties, at first we thought it was a young virtual beast that had lost its way... I thought so until I met it. ”
"Actually?"
"Adult body! For some reason, the size is very different from the virtual beasts that you usually see, very terrifying, the extremely dense metal illusion weapon can't cause substantial damage to it at all, it will only make it more angry, it also has the ability to shuttle through the void with the fog nightmare that ordinary virtual beasts don't have, our ship was directly torn to pieces in the battle, and the people were scattered to dodge, whew... Since the Second Brigade of the Bandits began their mission, there has never been such a fiasco. ”
Lin Chou's eyes lit up,
"Void beasts? Last time I used your Extreme Density Metal Arrow to kill one, but unfortunately I couldn't... Did it hurt? What does blood taste like? Fishy or sweet? Is the color black or red? ”
“...”
Even Leng Han is out of words.
"You ......"
Lin Chou sat cross-legged,
"I'd love to see these cute... Oh no, what an abominable ingredient! ”
Mimi Mimi's expression is very strange,
"Ingredients?"
Lin Chou started again,
"As a Mingguang person, living in the era of cataclysm with infinite possibilities, your imagination should be richer and your ideas should be bolder!"
"Think about it, one day, you will sit on the top of the mountains, eating the meat of the virtual beast and drinking the colorful snake king wine, sitting and talking about the road and pointing the country, that scene... Isn't it worth looking forward to? ”
Mimi said to Mimi,
"Our brother-in-law... How many times have I seen Shushan, cultivating immortals? ”
Lin Chou coughed,
"What nonsense, to put it bluntly, this is called a cook's instinct, isn't it a little bit of a dream of throwing the whole world into a pot and sprinkling a little salt, what is the difference between it and salted fish?!"
“...”
Mimi muttered to herself, and a string of barrage basic etiquette popped out of her mouth,
"The big guy is exquisite"
“666”
“RBQ”
"Show"
"The Flower Show"
"Pi Duxiu"
"Thou Zhixiu, when will I be able to do it? Xu Gong in the north of the city muttered and said: Ru Zhixiu, I can't do it! ”
"Mom asks to kneel!"
Mimi immediately picked it up,
"Kneel? What are you doing on your knees, stand up for me and applaud me!! ”
Well, these two children must have watched the live broadcast of the useless brother a lot, and their thoughts are so crooked.
Lin Chou made a gesture of virtual pressing very cooperatively,
"No courtesy, basic exercises, no 6, all sit."
Leng Han rolled his eyes,
"Stop acting, there are no judges here."
Leng Han took out a green and white radish-like object from the pot,
"This is the thing you baked last night?"
"Hmm... It's delicious, you can try it. ”
"It tastes really good," Leng Han suddenly said, "On this island, there is very little food?" ”
Lin Chou was stunned for a moment, but still nodded.
And then it doesn't matter the Tao,
"The islands created by volcanic lava rocks seem to have been formed before the cataclysm, and it hasn't been long enough, and the surrounding marine life has not fully recovered - there are few ingredients that can be used on the island."
"But it doesn't matter, isn't there anything in the sea, I'm afraid that you eat fish and shrimp every day, which is not good for your body's recovery, who knows how long you will stay on this island?"
Lin Chou thought for a while, and then said,
"If it really doesn't work, I'll find some materials to make a boat to tow you back to Mingguang, anyway, it won't be long, soon, it may be a little difficult on the road, or if you don't encounter a nightmare."
Leng Han said,
"By the way, the time you met the bloody corpse, was it also on such a volcanic island?"
Lin Chou was stunned again,
"Hey, how can it be such a coincidence, who would put their eggs in one basket... Actually, what the warlock said makes a lot of sense, maybe, it's really a stupid villain who can't think of it and wants to destroy the world? emmmm,I'm afraid this person's IQ is a little in arrears.,Isn't this kind of thing a living corpse outdated?,In the early days of the cataclysm, Mingguang survived nothing.,Not to mention now... If it's handsome, then it's definitely going to be the dads of the beasts first... First..."
Leng Han suddenly shouted,
"What do you say?!!"
Lin Chou was taken aback,
"I said destroy the world... Ah no, it's the villain's IQ arrears... No, it's..."
Leng Han said word by word,
"From... Alien Beasts... Let's do it..."
The Mi sisters stopped swallowing, and their muscular faces showed a kind of capitalized "hideousness" that could not be described in words.
"Boss, you mean traitorous party?"
Leng Han lowered his head,
"It's not clear, the probability is very high, it can be seen from the last attack on Sikong that the rebel party actually knows everything about the base city, and even... There's a teasing feeling... They are like termites and rats hiding in the shadows, ready to moth the whole bright light into an empty shell at any time, what do they want? What are they dependent on? ”
Lin Chou listened inexplicably,
"How do you know it's a traitor, they... Isn't it always tossing and turning in the ordinary people in the base city? ”
Leng Han nodded and shook his head,
"I always have a very bad feeling, forget it, don't talk about it."
Lin Chou shrugged,
"I said Lieutenant General Leng, Comrade Leng~ You can't let go of the great cause of the country or something, take a break, and do something that a girl of your age should do?"
Leng Han's face was full of suspicion,
"At my age? What to do? ”
Lin Chou was speechless for a while,
"This... That one... For example..."
Eyes rolled,
"Well, the world is so hot, why don't you go and take a look?"
Leng Han said suspiciously,
"No, they can't even get out of the base city, right?"
This "they" should refer to the "them" in general, well, that is, "them".
"Oh, don't care about these details, just mean the right thing."
Leng Han thought about it seriously, his eyes were shining,
"Well, I'll think about it."
Lin Chou came to a sentence that he couldn't die,
"Then you have to hurry, after all, time waits for no one~"
Leng Han's eyebrows instantly stood up.
"Huh? Look at what I'm doing... Ouch... You hit... Ay... face..."
"Don't fight... You haven't healed yet, how can you have so much strength... Ouch..."
Painful, and glad.
Lin Chou still vaguely remembered the last time he was slapped by Leng Han on the city wall, a mace made of extremely dense metal, that sour... Just... Hiss...
Maybe it was really a conscience that discovered that this time the Cold Tyrannosaurus didn't invite that weight-level weapon out to suppress the formation.
Hehe, it seems that so many hams are really not in the water, hey, hey, it's more or less useful.
After eating breakfast noisily, Lin Chou pondered that he had to find a way to have someone pick him up.
"Alas... It's a pity that I didn't bring the weakness with us, or I would have shot your lump of extremely dense metal back into the light and let them follow—someone has to find out that we're missing now, right? ”
"Actually..."
Leng Han said embarrassedly,
"It's useless if you brought it, I... The extremely dense metal is still in the body of the virtual beast, I can sense it, but I can't get it back... It's like being blocked..."
Hey, don't say it, Lin Chou really doesn't care about this at this moment.
Rather—
No way
The case has been solved!
The reason why I didn't use a mace to pick this handsome turned out to be a conscience discovery at all...
Make up for your own brain, and really hurt others and yourself.