The mountain lord on the city wall is still speculating for no reason that the diligence of the group of thoughtful-looking female evolutionaries is completely equivalent to playing the piano to the ox to the warlock uncle who is a spirit body, which is a mistaken expression.

He grinned wide-mouthed and smiled without hesitation,

"Tsk, but that's the end of it, you can't communicate in depth~"

The word "in-depth" is particularly heavy.

An old man next to him, who looked to be at least sixty or seventy years old and half of his hair was half white, sneered twice,

"Young man, this is inevitably biased."

Huang Dashan had a question mark in his head, picked up the black black locust spear and threw it, nailing several strange beasts to the ground, and said absentmindedly,

"What do you mean, old man? Master Shan, I'm a professional! ”

The old man smiled and said nothing, his thin but not short body was straight, and he sat in a wheelchair and dropped a spear casually, the light and powerless spear did not stab any strange beast, and fell sideways to the ground with a "snap".

Huang Dashan just wanted to open his mouth to mock a few words, but saw that several bulls around the spear suddenly turned, and the sharp and long collision horns directly opened the bellies behind them, and then overturned more than a dozen strange beasts, only then was trampled under the feet of the beast tide.

The mountain master held back the words in his mouth, this old man, can he control the beast? This is awesome, I haven't heard of it!

Not far behind the old man, several young and petite or mature and hot female evolutionaries let out a series of screams as if they had been electrified,

"Wow~"

"Zhou Zhou is so good~"

"Our family is the best every week!"

"Kouhu, Zhou Zhou is mine!"

They all have a common characteristic, that is, they are white-skinned, beautiful, long-legged, and beautiful.

The old man waved his hand behind him nonchalantly, even if he was in a wheelchair, it didn't affect his demeanor and aura at all.

This action suddenly made the big girls and little daughters-in-law scream like fanatical fans, just looking at their expressions, they were simply sweaty and sweaty, like a collective**.

Huang Dashan was dumbfounded, what the hell did Lao Tzu do?!

The old man said unhurriedly,

"The pleasure of ** is short-lived, but the joy of the spirit is absolute, the layman can only touch the spirit through the shell at the edge of the careful temptation, but the real proficient in this way can do the opposite, with simple mental stimulation to make the spirit and ** at the same time to the extreme, this is a kind of sublimation!"

Huang Dashan looked at the sky and thought about it decently,

"Does that mean that those who can't lift it and don't have enough fingers can only take the Platonic route?"

Ya's stinky rascal still knows Plato!

“...”

Old Man Zhou's fingers were trembling, and he looked like he could spurt out a mouthful of old blood three meters away at any time.

Huang Dashan said to himself,

"Alas, it's really pitiful, when you're old, you can only use the Spiritual Victory Method... It's miserable... It really makes my mountain master unbearable to hear it..."

Old Man Zhou took a deep breath, and in order to avoid being angry on the spot by this goods, he decided to give up communicating with this goods.

Old Man Zhou then thought in his heart:

Old Man Zhou's own ability is spiritual guidance and combing, but the Warlock is playing something that goes directly into the soul level, the Warlock's spiritual power is extremely strong, to put it bluntly, if the Warlock wants to, whether you are a man or a woman, a man or a beast, as long as you have free will, let you be angry in the sea or a sage Time is just a matter of spiritual imprints, and Mingguang's tens of millions of people can resist this level of things Not more than two hands, This is not even a means of attack, so that the people around the Warlock-sama are affected, and unknowingly and are riddled with bad luck, it is just a joint reaction caused by the overflow of his mental power that is too strong to control himself.

"Originally, he was quite talented, although it is rare to have two souls stuffed into a shell, it is not as low as the old man."

"Hey, what does this kind of person know, looking at his smug appearance, he doesn't even realize what he's missing, right?"

"No wonder he can only let another soul go into a deep sleep, it turns out that he doesn't have the talent to control it at all, and sure enough, God opened a window for you and welded the door shut by the way."

"Well, I haven't seen a few in my life, why don't you think of a way to make him kneel in front of the old man and weep bitterly and beg me to take him as an apprentice and treat him?

"Wait, this rammer seems to be a friend of the Warlock, why didn't the Warlock take action himself, isn't it..."

Old Man Zhou couldn't figure it out for 10,000, and then he didn't want to,

"The Warlock-sama is really the same as always... His thoughts are really not something that a scumbag apprentice like me can guess casually... Every word and deed must have a deep meaning! ”

Squinting his eyes, he turned his head to look at the figure of the warlock, and whispered,

"I really miss the days when I was an apprentice with a warlock..."

As he spoke, he glanced at the missing part of his waist down,

"It's a pity, this useless shell is really fragile, it's just a small experimental accident and it was lost, and the test of the warlock lord who was also harmed failed by the warlock, and then wait for Zhou Zhou to step up, as long as the first order, Zhou Zhou can also achieve the materialization of spiritual power! I can get rid of the shackles of this useless and fragile body and help you! ”

Huang Dashan only felt that something revealed in the eyes of the old man in a wheelchair made him feel a chill, fog grass, this old man shouldn't have any indescribable thoughts about the warlock uncle, sure enough, people who play with their brains are perverts!

It's still the mountain master, and I have a high degree of integrity and value retention for a straight man like me, what 'the soldier dies for the confidant, the bird is the one who pleases himself, the valley road is hot, and the middle is dry and an egg' This kind of thing we don't understand at all what it means.

...

At this time, the power of the fire oil under the city has been exhausted, and only a few small flames are still burning under the city, and the corpses of strange beasts that have been piled up on the ground have all burned out, so that the plants that are suspected to be descendants of the pitcher plant planted in the pot look a little sad, but at least not to the point of dying.

Bonsai looked at the good things he had made up and was really distressed, and pouted with a mutter,

"No, this can't survive to the extent of flowering and producing seeds, damn the fire oil has ruined Aunt Ben's big deal."

As soon as the bonsai waved, dozens of recorders floating on the city wall lined up again, reversed their perspectives, and still didn't forget to take the material for her unreliable big movie.

The potted plant was full of displeasure, and a familiar strange cry was heard over there, "Eh, why is this old man unreasonable!" ”

Huang Dashan flew straight through the crowd, and some kind of suspicious small blue pill was scattered all the way from the palm of his hand,

"Damn, old man, do you know how rare this thing is... it, you know what it is, pick it up... Why do you have anything to eat? Grass..."

Old Man Zhou snorted coldly, glanced around, and saw that the evolutionaries were a little sloppy and casual, and with a wave of his hand, dozens of pale pink rays of light jumped up from his palm, and the evolutionaries with good eyesight could completely see these pale pink tiny points of light flapping their wings and their little heads spinning around, which was a kind of bug.

They flickered over each person's head, leaving a faint mark, pulling out a long trajectory and flying over the head of another, growing faster and faster until they covered the entire city limits.

At the end, the flickering points of light above everyone's heads suddenly burst out, and the misty pink glow baffled all the evolutionaries.

But soon, they felt that their chest was hot and their breathing intensified, and their bodies were filled with some kind of boiling power, and they did not vomit or feel unhappy.

"Boom, boom!"

In the next wave of the attack of the black locust spear, the sonic boom forced out from the tip of the spear was at least thirty percent more!

Old Man Zhou looked at Huang Dashan, whose whole face was gloomy when he came back from collecting small pills all the way,

"When Lao Tzu was playing this, your little cub was still nursing in his mother's arms."

Huang Dashan didn't dare to look down on this thin old man who was not half of his body now, but he was still unconvinced,

"Do you know what this thing is, do you know how precious it is, this is the secret treasure of Luanshan, in front of it, it is guaranteed that you can be a pillar of optimus if you soften the hundred steels around your fingers, Luanshan is not extinct and 50% depends on it, there is no free love in front of it, if you want, even if it is interracial!"

"Isn't Grandpa Dashan just joking with you, as for being so ruthless!"

The people around him rolled their eyes wildly, this undisciplined thing actually wanted to pour a small blue pill into an old man with no lower half of his body,, is he still human?

The old man pursed his lips disdainfully,

"It's just a shoddy thing, only a simple charm and a c-erotic effect, and even the most crappy quack doctor can pinch out twenty pounds a day."

Ignoring Huang Dashan's eyes of choosing people to devour, the old man pointed at the evolutionary who was a little excited but still clear and his attack power had risen by more than three percent.

"Hehe, let's take a look at the old man's little trick first."

Huang Dashan is not stupid, he is just not serious,

"What's the matter, isn't it just a group attack buff, a little morale boost? Mingguang's similar bloodline ability is more, at most, your old man is a little higher, the coverage is a little bigger, and the effect is better. ”

The old man sighed,

"It's pretty much the same, but you know, this... Well, is the thing you young people call a buff similar to the little blue pill in your hand? ”

"Huh??"

Huang Dashan looked around and then looked at the small pill in his hand, confused.

The old man said,

"This kind of a large class of drugs with seductive and emotional effects, in ancient times, some countries have been used in batches, it can make soldiers passionate, that is, used in war, used more can mass-produce delirious death squads, used less, and the effect is much better than Zhuangxing wine, oh yes, it is said that the improved version is likely to be the love Gu in the secret art of Miaojiang, I suspect that the love potion in the hands of some medieval legendary witches should also be similar products."

Wan, I never expected it!

He Huang Dashan was actually crushed by an old man with gray hair in the field he is quite good at, you look at what others are playing, how high-end and atmospheric; Look at yourself again, you are so shameless to face Jiangdong's father.

Master Huang puffed out his cheeks full of horizontal meat, and stared at him and said,

"I'm not ashamed to dig grass, you fucking gave Quan Mingguang's evolutionary a cy?"

Old Man Zhou was stunned again, maybe he was stunned, who knows.

Huang Dashan glanced at the old man's wheelchair,

"No wonder Confucius once said, 'A testicle is the size of an egg', you have nothing... Gee... 100,000 Evolvers! ”

Old Man Zhou, who was still in a daze, unconsciously repeated,

"Brave and bold?"

Well, I'm afraid the old man hasn't reacted yet.

The mountain master smiled obscenely,

"Listen to my pronunciation Ha, (yi) (gāo) (rén) (dàn) (dà)..."

...

On the other side, after a few tiny pink dots of light shuttled between the plants suspected to be the descendants of the pitcher plant for a while, these huge plants obviously erupted with unimaginable power, and the beast tide below was instantly cut into a sea of corpses and blood, all of which were turned into nourishment.

Bonsai shouted excitedly,

"Wow wow, this time it's... It's not in vain that my aunt and grandmother worked so hard to figure out the little baby, wow Ka... Wow, how much is this worth..."

She was dancing with her hands, and a black thing flew from behind her, and the potted plant subconsciously was a standard black tiger digging out of the heart, hitting the noble buttocks of the target.

The power of the potted plant is not small, and it directly stopped this lump of things,

"Ah, Master Shan?"

Huang Dashan staggered to his feet, rubbed his face and scolded angrily,

"Damn, this old melon pulp, hiss... It's really black. ”

Potted plants are inexplicable,

"You are..."

The mountain lord scratched his head,

"Uh-huh, I told a joke to someone who didn't understand the joke, alas..."

The potted plants looked up and down at the mountain master, and said disdainfully,

"Your joke... No wonder... Next time I tell a joke, I'll pick one that I can play. ”

"Hey, what do you mean by that, Master Shan, I'm very humorous!"

"Huh!"

While speaking, the person responsible for "protecting" the mountain master of the occurrence committee chased after him, in fact, these people pinched, pinched, pinched, tied together, and they really may not be able to beat the mountain master, but they all have a good ability to escape with one hand, in order to avoid Huang Dashan, a famous stunned blue head, ran to fight with the beast tide, and the occurrence committee was really heartbroken, don't forget that there is still a name of Prince Luanshan on people, this can not be just Mingguang's own family affairs, but a diplomatic incident.

Of course, there is also some surveillance in it, and the relationship between Luanshan and Mingguang is still very fragile.

Potted plants held their chin and looked at the many awakened people in the gap in the city wall at their feet, and their eyes wandered back and forth between Kong Yi and Lin Chou,

"Hey, I'm so angry, which one to choose... Is it a handsome guy or a handsome uncle... It's so hard..."

Huang Dashan gave the most pertinent advice without even thinking about it,

"Young people have good physical strength, and uncles have a lot of tricks!"

The bonsai suddenly came to its senses,

"Yes, of course it's the rich!!"

Huang Dashan fell.