Chapter 786: Inch of Gold
I have to say that Lin Chou's ability to shake the pot is first-class, and he unconsciously took himself out and cleaned it.
Hey, at least Leng Han's candidate to turn around and kill his mouth first is definitely not him, let's die together!
Anyway, it's finally made.
Everyone looked at the inverted seven-leaf iron lotus flower with a sharp angle, and couldn't help but feel a bad chill one after another.
- He can really think of it thanks to his surname Lin, and let the eldest daughter of the yellow flower make such a thing for him.
Especially when Lin Chou poked the three-meter-long flowering pear from the black donkey whip into it, and finally disappeared completely, this atmosphere reached the extreme.
A twist of the stick tail,
"Boom!"
A sharp metallic sound, which is simply chilling.
The voice was comparable to a talisman, and all the men present subconsciously clamped their legs, their faces were weird, blue and green.
Lin Chou moved the flowering pear a little twice, turned left and half a circle, and turned right for a circle and a half to find balance and feel.
"Hmm... Where? This... Hey, okay, hang up! ”
Then I pinched the tail of the blossoming pear and pulled it out little by little.
A group of big men who are not afraid of heaven and earth, evolutionary bosses, looking at this face, are really two wars and can't bear to look at them directly, and the scene is very speechless and stopped.
When the flowering pear comes out, the sharp barbed petals of the seven-leaf leaf are hung with a slightly messy and broken tubular fascia, twisted into a large pimple.
Lin Chou snorted and checked,
"It's done, it's not falling, it's all out-eh, I heard that before the cataclysm, the master who specialized in this dish in Longxi could peel off all this thing with chopsticks with a long root, this kind of craftsmanship is simply amazing, I admire it when I think about it!"
Prince Huang covered his crotch with one hand and said with a sad face,
"Brother, Brother Sorrow, you are my own brother, can you throw that thing away and then speak, I look a little panicked..."
The thing that Lin Chou peeled off was the urethra of a donkey, generally speaking, ordinary people do it by cutting the donkey whip and then peeling off the urethra, and that practice is actually inferior:
One is not beautiful; Second, it affects the taste.
That's why Lin Chou used such a clever method and tool, after all, he didn't have the ability to poke a chopstick into it and bring out that layer of things completely, but he didn't know that the level of mental damage to the pure masters present had been MAX +++++
- Proper psychological shadow level.
The next steps were suddenly more than half dispersed, and the group would rather go outside the city walls and be in the company of the beast tide than stay here - every frame now is a hysterical test of the psychological endurance of all male creatures.
Peel off the crumpled skin on the outside, cut off the excess fascia, fat, and residual flesh, and in the end you become a bare-rod commander.
This thing is at least three meters long, and the thinnest part is also a slightly larger plate thickness, and the overall black and dark appearance is hideous, if you evaluate it by human standards, emmmmm, the angle of the is really tricky to the point of appalling.
Huang Dashan climbed in from outside the city wall, squatted down and began to burn the fire, pinching his chin and pondering, and then suddenly sighed,
"Fog grass, woods, look at this black donkey D..."
Lin Chou stared at the mountain master when he heard this, without blinking.
The mountain lord's face darkened,
"Grass... Lao Tzu asked you to look at this black donkey D, what the hell are you doing to see Lao Tzu! ”
"Uh-huh."
Lin Chou nodded again and again, his smile was as gentle as a spring breeze, and he looked at the mountain master affectionately.
“...”
The mountain lord collapsed, and everyone laughed wildly.
"I heard Lao Tzu say, mother, one by one you know the loss, and the product is very good."
A hint of obscenity appeared on the mountain master's hideous face,
"Look at this black donkey D, this shape and angle... Hey, hey, hey... Hahaha... What 'word' doesn't come to mind? ”
All
“...”
You're special... What words do you want dads to think of... Is it better to be short and powerless or comfort and comfort yourself?
The mountain master smiled proudly, with two words written on his face,
"You take a closer look, well, you must know that Confucius once said: An inch of time is an inch of gold, and it is difficult to buy an inch of gold in time."
The crowd all sucked in unison,
"Don't you really say..."
"I'm a god... Emotional people are not only black and thick, but also a famous gun? ! ”
"Shhh Horror is terrifying, this shape... Don't... Could it be... Is it the first of the top ten legendary guns - inch gold? ”
There was another grandfather with a beard on his face, and the old pedant analyzed,
"The top is red with purple and purple with gold, and gold is long... Kim Chang... I rub... It's said that nine is the number of poles... The number of poles... How is this one-meter-long Dajin fat! ”
A group of people surrounded the perimeter of the board, shouting for knowledge,
"Damn, squeeze what, squeeze is not yours, let Lao Tzu take a look first!"
"Y is also afraid of inches of gold*, and the golden gun does not fight ribs*... Damn, I'm finally lucky enough to see the living, dodge away, the old man is going to fight today... Ahh No... Today is going to rise and gain knowledge! ”
"An inch of gold in the Central Plains, there will be copper whiskers immediately, and the little white dragon in the North Sea... Mahler is a big watermelon, this donkey is said to have a gold that can grow into an inch of gold without changing it, so that other species are not allowed to live, is this a racial talent?! ”
"Upstairs, I've welded the car door shut, no one wants to get out of the car if I don't finish my words today-isn't it ten, you just said it!!"
"What the hell is it like,, don't squeeze it... Who took off their shoes... Vomit..."
The onlookers who don't know the truth look ignorant and too young:
"Wait, what the hell are you talking about..."
In exchange for a mouthful of Qiqi,
"Bah, we're ashamed to be with you!"
Lin Chou was dumbfounded and messy when he heard this--I, Nima, can't these people study something positive, green and healthy when they are usually idle!
However, there are benefits to chaos, Lin Chou has already taken the opportunity to adjust the marinade and dry materials, no one sees it, and the secrecy work is perfect.
When the evolutionary who went to the Xue family brought the ice bellows over, Lin Chou put the donkey whip in with dry ingredients and rubbed it in, and the ice bellows was easily adjusted to the fourth-level wind speed at room temperature, and the time was set to sixteen days.
The main ingredient of the dry ingredient is actually not much secret, it is just nitrate made by the soil method, which is very common in the base city, and the rich minerals (well, in fact, are impurities) make it show a rather alternative brown sugar color or bronze, and the smell is a little pungent.
The soil nitrate is mixed with green salt and mountain pepper and other simple spices that can remove the smell, and the mixture is the dry material that Lin Chou used to smear the donkey whip - but in fact, Lin Chou artificially simplified the preparation method of the dry material, and the authentic version is to match more than a dozen kinds of Chinese herbs such as epimedium, dogwood, and dodder seeds.
Not to mention that Lin Chou didn't know the ratio that had been lost for a long time, even if he knew that he couldn't find so many herbs - in the year of the cataclysm, the word medicinal herbs was just lip service, and the city couldn't find a few that could really be recognized.
It's like before the cataclysm, you could hardly find pure wild ginseng, but now you can't find ginseng to grow ginseng, it's a truth, and there is no place to reason.
[Materia Medica] has been specially recorded, to the effect that the donkey whip is sweet and warm, strong yin and strong plate, treatment of impotence, muscle and bone soreness, bone tuberculosis, osteomyelitis, qi and blood deficiency, women's ** deficiency and so on.
In fact, people are quite serious medicinal materials, and the value is high, Lin Chou strongly suggested that this group of old dirty turtles who think too much should think about the past.