Chapter 802: There's already an old driver taking me

Wei Qingyu chin muttered,

"But when I see the new person laughing, I hear the old person crying... In vain, I will dig out my heart and lungs with you, and before I eat and wipe it off, I patted my ass and turned my face and didn't recognize anyone, hum, little girl! ”

Sighing one after another, Wei Qingyu's expression was very melancholy and sad.

There were elm bumps on both sides, and the fact that she was in the wrong mood couldn't be called embarrassing, so she couldn't help but start to miss the arranged marriage.

"Alas... I'm sad and my head is broken... Do you really have to come up with something extraordinary? ”

Uh-huh.

With Lin Chou's bundle of paper menus put into the washing machine wheel and then stuffed into the brain case after twenty minutes, of course, must, definitely can't think of it, even if you think about it, you can't understand how the cold tyrannosaurus here carries out self-attack, the key is that the two most important parties also consciously think things out clearly, Bai Te Liangtang - just pity Wei Qingyu who is in a lonely old man's state of mind.

There is no calamity.

...

The cold tyrannosaurus wanted to sing happily.

When no one sees it, the word "excited" will be written on the face - like a child.

If Wei Qingyu was present, she would definitely scoff, not just like a child, this girl's violence index is directly proportional to her childishness.

That's what she hates the most - with this kind of talent, how do you ask the old lady to teach you to rob men?

However, I have to say that sometimes love is as sudden as the cancer of the heroine of a Korean drama-

At this time, if someone asks the cold tyrannosaurus Lin Chou, is it good?

The answer is likely to be an extremely affirmative word, which is enough to indicate the state of mind.

In the same way, if someone asks her if she loves it?

Then the answer is probably much more complicated, at least a little more complicated than verbally expounding the practical meaning of family planning education and the devil of broken eggs - of course, if the person asking the question is not completely dead, it will surely understand.

When was that supposed to start?

She couldn't help but look up at the sky, and the thick yellow cloud hue was particularly warm.

Well, today at 37.5°, the wind is mild and the sun is shining.

Even Leng Han's cold temperament had to admit that Lin Chou when he brought out the tyrannical wolf sashimi seemed to be extraordinarily tall - he was most afraid of the sudden hope when he was desperate.

And then what:

Appendicitis, give you the knife, go cut it for him.

What, you're sent by Base City to talk to you, oh it doesn't matter...

Banquet, go, will you nibble on a pig's trotter?

How did it become a statue, watch me blow up those fools with my slippers.

Wait, leave the bath water, I'll stew you a soup first!

- Ball's sack!

(The last one is crossed out, it must be crossed out!) He shouldn't know this, right? He must never know! )

Leng Han covered his red and hot face and suddenly squatted down.

Hold your head.

Bury it up.

Like an ostrich.

"How... How did you think of going up there..."

This posture is very ordinary and inconspicuous, with a difficulty of half a star, and it cannot be compared with the yoga movements that rely on roaring at every turn.

But Leng Han soon couldn't keep it anymore, stood up and gasped a few times, and slapped 36D angrily with a red face,

"What's the use! Suffocated! ”

Then he walked forward quickly, took a few steps, and slapped him the other side,

"Whew... It's balanced. ”

A few dodges, and the person is gone.

...

Leng Han was right.

Of course, if you don't dare to go forward with Lin Chou, if you turn your face, won't you be beaten to death?

Regarding whether to run away or continue to be tired, Lin Chou chose to be on a dog leash.

With a question mark in his head, he was a good obedient boy and prepared to go back to the small restaurant to take a look at it before thinking about this complicated issue.

The upper town was smashed to pieces and there was no movement, while the lower town was crowded with people and jubilant everywhere.

What is a dead person, the people of Mingguang are all well-informed, and everything is rare in these years is not uncommon for dead people - dead people can still stand up and continue to make trouble, what is worth paying special attention to.

Every day, the corpses of alien beasts are transported into Xiacheng City, and then dispersed into various alleys and disappear silently, which is more neat than the millions of extra green camouflage in China every year under satellite monitoring before the cataclysm, ensuring that no one can find a trace.

Bacon, confit meat, jerky, sausages... An alley can find a hundred ways to preserve the meat of exotic beasts, and the whole lower town is filled with an amazing aroma, and there is laughter everywhere, which is much more lively than the New Year's Festival.

The dead are gone, and the lives of the living go on.

At this time, thinking too much is purely to find yourself uncomfortable, seize the time to save as much foreign beast meat as possible, eat it fiercely, and eat it to the death, then it is worthy of yourself and your dead relatives and friends.

Apart from these sounds, it was basically only the children of different ages who cried the loudest – and the crackling and beating of children.

Of course, Lin Chou has also suffered from this kind of hell-level unwarranted disaster since he was a child, usually there is a burnt feather at home, the smell is difficult, so much meat comes out of the cold, and at first glance it is his father and mother, and the guy has a hideous expression, and he stuffs meat into the mouths of the little rabbit cubs, saying that he wants to drink saliva and gargle and eat wild vegetables to relieve his greasy, and all that greets him are loud big-eared melon seeds.

Lin Chou sighed, happy to hear and happy to see.

"Didi... Drop..."

"Yo, Boss Lin?"

"Huh?"

Lin Chou turned around, and a head poked out from the driver's seat of a relatively light wilderness chariot, a little familiar.

"I, Meng Lang!"

“???”

Lin Chou didn't know him, since he looked familiar, he must be a frequent visitor to the restaurant, and he couldn't remember it clearly.

Meng Lang touched his hair and said familiarly,

"Boss Lin, where is this?"

"Go back to the store."

I saw a slick and dazzling thigh across the cab, and kicked the co-pilot's door open with a bang.

"Get in the car, drop by!"

“...”

This person doesn't know how to turn on the car air conditioner.

Take off your pants when it's hot? How do you let Boss Ben, who is a straight man of steel, get in the car? All the way west?

Pinched the convenient shovel, did you hang up and fly back?

Look up at the sky, see the hell, at least thirty-seven or eight degrees, a stinky sweat or something, not in line with the boss's painting style.

In fact, Lin Chou has a second choice, a whistle matter, and the four dogs designated to run over to take over.

However, Lin Chou didn't want to do this, don't look at the handsome horse standing on the head of the four dogs, the wind blew across my cheeks and messed up my long black hair or something.

And this is indeed the case in the movie at the mouth of the alley, aren't the BGMs of those chivalrous men in white clothes fighting swords and riding horses on horseback to break through the rivers and lakes with the same artistic conception:

Let us be the chic and chic companion of the red dust, ride the horse and gallop to share the prosperity of the world...

In fact:

Let's let let ...... Make...... Sprinkle...... Strategy, strategy, strategy..... Everyone...... Hua Hua Hua Hua ......

The ideal is very plump, the reality is very skinny, and you don't want to gallop on a horse.

(Shut up!) The guy who said Ma Zhen didn't leave after school! )

Over there, Meng Lang was still banging on the car door, looking happy, haha,

"What's polite, it's really a good way, go to the store to eat, you don't need to discount!"

Hold the grass, and this good thing?

Get in the car, get on the bus!

Lin Chou sat in the car and closed the door.

A cold wind hit, and I felt alive when I was blowing the air conditioner.

Ben Shuai's life was given by the air conditioner.

Eun Gong !!

"Haha!"

Meng Lang slapped his thigh, and there was a crisp sound of "pop".

"Hey, Boss Lin, isn't it cool? The weather is terrible! ”

Lin Chou nodded again and again,

"The air conditioner is really good, where did you buy it?"

Also, just you have legs, what's wrong?

It seems to smell weird... This thing won't take off its shoes, will it...

It would be nice if you were in the furnace mountain just now, one cold and one hot or something, and you will be guaranteed to die.

Meng Lang kicked the accelerator and blasted out, and let out a strange scream in his mouth,

"Haha, cool... Hiss..."

Lin Chou goosebumps rose all over his body, Nima! This man is sick!

Meng Lang gasped,

"Shhhh This thing is a new product of the scientific research institute, dozens of times better than the original, and the minimum temperature can hit 13 degrees, more than one million! ”

"Damn, you're looking at someone... Don't drive so fast,! What's that? More than a million... Air conditioning?! ”

Lin Chou also let out a strange scream, and his eyes bulged out.

One is that he was taken aback by the price, and the other is that the street is full of people, what does the feeling of pushing him in the chair mean? ?

Meng Lang threw the steering wheel like a yo-yo, his eyes were bright,

"Niang Xipi, hasn't the scientific research institute always been like this bear, but he is vigorously peeling the skin on us to get oil and water, you don't know how expensive a wilderness chariot is, there are no eighteen million, don't even think about it, for a car you have to take a generation to go..."

Lin Chou could hear the creaking sound of tires rubbing against the ground while sitting in the car, and he felt like he was being thrown around like a sardine in a can.

The crowd of people and cars outside the window quickly retreated, and there was often only one syllable left in Lin Chou's ears when he shouted and scolded.

"I..."

"Damn..."

"You..."

"Mom..."

Fog grass, how can it be connected and still feel weird!

- Mom, this is not a car to kindergarten at all, I want to get off!

Lin Chou stiffened his face, regretting that it was too late to regret,

"Do you have seat belts in your car..."

"Poof..."

"Who's laughing!"

Lin Chou was startled, is it an auditory hallucination, why does it seem to have a woman's voice?

I saw a head coming out from under Meng Lang's legs, a small mouth with a melon seed face, willow leaves, and red eyebrows, a snow-white round...

Uh, and then it's out of sight.

The woman put the sling back on her shoulder, harmoniously dropped Lin Chou's searching gaze, and gave Lin Chou a deep white glance with a certain appetite in her charm.

"Smack"

Meng Lang slapped the woman's buttocks,

"Ge Laozi, go and sit in the back!"

"Oh! Got it, dead ghost~"

She slowly crawled out from between Meng Lang's legs like a snake, with a short suspender leather skirt, a sweaty small waist with a vest line and long bare legs exposed, and then went to the back seat under the nose of a certain junior brother.

Lin Chou's nosebleed almost came out, this, this... Ben Shuai is still waiting for the boudoir... Such a stabbing (chi) agitation (ji) scene is empty and unfilled...

The voice of the beautiful snake came faintly from the ears, and through the reflection of the windshield, you could see the woman's bright eyes and two equally shiny balls.

"The car door that was just welded the day before yesterday, and the seat belt forgot to install it back. Boss Lin! ”

"Yes, yes, I met a rookie who had to drag race... Hey, technical dishes are like dogs... It's just a little daring... I knocked the doors off and I punched them, no, a freshly repaired car. ”

“...”

You, are you sure you welded the door back and not welded it to death?!

"Hehe..."

Lin Chou laughed dryly.

This is the reason why he hesitates when he gets in the car, and the experience he has gained from Huang Dashan and others tells him that the car of the Evolver is not so easy to ride.

If you step on the accelerator to death, it is impossible to slow down, and it is impossible to slow down in this life.

The rich children in Shangcheng know that they never race with this group of guys, and they usually see the armored car of the evolutionary and want to hide two hundred miles away - people hit you in vain, whether you have a driver's license or not, the formalities are irregular anyway, the evolutionary has absolutely no driver's license, and even more so, they don't even slow down without slowing down, they just go away, and the perpetrator can't be found.

Ahem, in fact, there haven't been any traffic accidents in the lower city.

On the contrary, it is the uptown that evolutionaries rarely go to, and once they go, it seems that they are embarrassed to come out without smashing a few cars - these unscrupulous guys do it on purpose.

Of course, there are also unlucky guys who are caught red-handed when they are caught red-handed, and fines and taxes will be stacked on the evolutionary to your doubtful life.

But not every evolutionary has the ability of a warlock uncle, and he can still be debt-free and light with a debt measured in billions.

In short, it is the brain and body of the evolutionary that can keep up with the speed of the reaction.

Lin Chou is more unlucky, Meng Lang is obviously the kind of guy who licks blood on the tip of the knife and is very boring, a proper old driver.

Killing him without stepping on the brakes can no longer be used to describe him, and his brakes now don't know where the dust is falling - it has long been dismantled and thrown away.

The armoured car, which looked bloated but was actually at high speed and equivalent to a dolphin sound, was speeding through the main road of the lower city at an alarming speed, and in less than twenty minutes, the scene outside the city was already outside the window.

Meng Lang grinned,

"Boss Lin, this beast tide is over, isn't it time for some new dishes? I've heard about it, your money meat... Hey..."

This Lin Chou could only give him a wry smile back,

"That's Miss Wei's own talent... Just a few examples... Even I was taken aback. ”

Meng Lang quickly changed to a serious expression,

"Yes, yes, Miss Wei... At the beginning, the high-level leaders of the base city didn't know how many people complained that Miss Wei wasted Lord Wei's talent - tsk, are you dumbfounded now, not good at fighting? ... Even if you don't mention money and meat, Miss Wei's tricks that fall from the sky are scary enough, tsk, the fat master is really tight. ”

A palm that fell from the sky?

Lin Chou laughed, this old driver named Meng Lang was quite funny.

Speaking of which, Wei Tianxing and Wei Qingyu's talents are completely different, hmm, is it with his mother's side?

Lin Chou looked at the corpses of strange beasts and the crowds and vehicles coming and going outside the window, and couldn't help but feel a little anticipation in his heart.

Base City has its own cold storage full? You should be able to pick out a lot of good things, right?

This is really sleepy to send pillows, at least this year's raw materials don't have to worry.