"Squeak."

There was a slight movement of chairs behind them, and the hearts of some people began to rotate in uniform circles in their chests at a speed of one hundred and eighty miles.

Leng Han slowly stood up, and slowly pushed the chair away with his legs.

Her legs are slender and straight, and her long body is flustered, her hand naturally hangs down on the tabletop, and a little crystal frost blooms on the fingertips that touch the tabletop, making a sound of freezing and cracking,

"Click... Click... Squeak..."

Frost Flower uses every simple edge and corner to combine a thrilling beauty, slowly climbing and spreading on the table.

Wei Qingyu was facing Leng Han's expressionless face, and the eldest sister signaled Leng Han frantically with her eyes - "Hold, hold, you must hold, you must be calm, otherwise your image will be ruined, completely ruined!" ”

Most sensible people think:

This kind of long-term silence and brewing, I'm afraid that the final one will not be a direct dimensionality reduction blow, what should I do, is it too late to jump out of this dimension now?

Ball's sack!

What can I do in this situation so that I don't have a dog leash with some stupid beep?

These martial arts students couldn't understand the fear of being dominated by tyrannosaurus-level creatures when Leng Han's age range fluctuated for six years, and they hadn't seen the precious portraits passed down by their predecessors by word of mouth, not to mention that they only saw a back now, and they didn't recognize it as a matter of course.

As for those who can be recognized, such as Qin Sheng Erhu, such as Xia Yu, they have been completely stunned by these shocking remarks!

Those who do not know are not afraid.

So they tend to go on the road to death and drift away from each other—

Yang Lao Er licked his lips,

"Tut-tut... Brother Lin, don't you know wow, the legend that the martial arts school uses his wife in addition to the Gao family's iron... Ahh The tabloid that belongs to your advanced deeds is the most marketable..."

At the other table, Gao Tie's chopsticks fell from his hand, and his expression was extremely distorted.

And the fire of Yang Laoer's gossip has already burned on his head,

"I've finally seen someone alive today, tell me when you've been blind... Phew, how the hell did you survive when you were blind... Phew... Look at my mouth, I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I can't speak, don't mind, it's almost enough, eh? Brother Lin, why don't you speak—"

Show, real show, creation Zhong Shenxiu.

Lin Chou looked at the sky, I don't mind what you say, really.

The two tigers had Qin Sheng in one hand and gourd babies in the other, and the three of them slowly retreated.

Xia Yu looked at the M500 in his hand and silently put it away - the hero is afraid that it will be useless anymore, and it is sad!

Shan Ye casually ripped off a piece of clothing lining, kneaded this ball of Kevlar fiber into two cotton balls that were not big or small, and stuffed them into his ears, after thinking about it, he still felt very insecure, and added a leather armor with a partial thermal insulation function.

"Hey, this kid's head is really iron - just rush at his head, Lao Tzu has to run thirty-nine meters to show respect."

Yang Lao Er shouted twice,

"Brother Lin? Ringo! Hey, hey... Tell me about it..."

(Ball's sack!) ）

(How does it feel like there's something wrong!) ）

(It's so quiet!) ）

(It's weird!) ）

(It's still a little cold!) ）

As a reservist of the Occurrence Committee, Yang Lao Er quickly discovered that something was wrong with his keen observation and perception ability:

Your teammates' moves are abrupt!

Thirty-nine meters away from the door, there was a bright and conspicuous bald head standing in the distance, constantly probing his brain inside, and he actually wore two layers of thick leather armor on a hot day;

The second tiger Qin Sheng had already stepped on the threshold with the gourd baby struggling to eat on a certain table, and was still quietly, slowly, and cautiously retreating backwards, and the eyes of the three of them crossed themselves and looked behind him in horror;

There was a kind of forbearance excitement and pity on Xia Yu's face—an expression he had only seen when his father attended the memorial service of his sworn enemy;

Leaning against the door frame, holding her chest with her hands, but the bulging part of the bust still makes the eyes of the big sister who can't be seen by all creatures look directly, full of approval and appreciation;

Next to her, a kawaii in a gorgeous gothic black dress was lip-syncing to him—"ni, shi, ding, re." ”

This pronunciation is really enough Lori, because of blowing Sting~

And so on –

Yang Lao Er finally realized something, and slowly turned around, he even heard the creaking sound of his cervical spine.

It was a woman's back, and a faint chill.

Just standing there with his back to him seemed to encompass all the adjectives about heroism used to describe women in this world.

"Goo-dong-"

Fate is wonderful.

Eyes, after reading is blind.

A full eighty-five drops of cold sweat broke out on Yang Laoer's forehead.

(Help, help...) ）

(Three seconds, three seconds at most I'll be absolutely a slag of ice!) ）

(Find a way, think of a way!) ）

(Yang Lao Er, you can, you are very spiritual!) ）

"Tick"

A drop of cold sweat fell to the ground.

Yang Lao Er suddenly moved, hugged Lin Chou, and the standard posture of hooking shoulders and back-

"Hi... Hi Ringo? ”

Lin Chou, who was looking at the sky, was stunned,

"Huh?!"

Yang Laoer's eyelids jumped wildly, his mouth quickly recovered sharply, and his voice was heavy and magnetic and said loudly and firmly,

"Brother Lin, your indifferent expression of disdain and snickering has betrayed you!"

Lin Chou: "??? ”

"So, the legends about the Broken Egg Maniac are all fake, right?"

Lin Chou: "(¬_¬)"

(What the hell is this kid talking about?) ）

(Brother, brother, how about you give me a sentence, I'll continue to make it up!) ）

Lin Chou felt a chill appear on his back, and as he hesitated for 0.003 seconds, this chill had increased by more than eight times.

Assi!

Lin Chou was unusually puzzled,

"Huh? What Egg Maniac?? ”

Yang Lao Er is like a buddy who grew up wearing a pair of open crotch pants with Lin Chou, his expression thief pulled in place, and he used a microscope to observe and estimate that the surface of the E. coli on this face was full of sincerity.

"I'll just say it! Fake, all fake! ”

"Those guys in the school are crazy, let me tell you, all of them are pink eye, jealousy is the biggest original sin, and the slightest thing can be passed down into the universe and perish... The Leng family has three tiger generals, I think these people really can't find a choreography, so they start from this kind of filthy horns, hey, bad taste, this kind of gossip is the most marketable, let me tell you, who cares if it's true or not... But I didn't believe a word of what they said! ”

There was silence.

it, it's a stiff twist.

Lin Chou: "Hehe! ”

Yang Lao Er maintained a posture of hooking shoulders with Lin Chou, secretly wiped a handful of sweat, and his voice carried a certain kind of bad taste and admiration that all men understand,

"Brother Lin, I know that Lieutenant Leng is actually a beautiful thief, right?"

What the hell can Boss Lin say, the main man is standing in the back, and the shooting list is not like this,

"When... Of course! ”

Yang Lao Er slapped his face, returned to the chair and sat down, with a gossipy face,

"Brother, you've made a lot of money, let me tell you you you know, hehe, I heard that Lieutenant General Leng has been dealing with people for so many years, except for Prince Leng and Grandpa, no man is within ten meters of her! Not even her own father! How pure this is, you say-Brother Sorrow, do you understand~ Everyone is a man~"

Lin Chou's eyes bulged out, and other thoughts were completely consumed, leaving only one thought:

Nima, you really dare to hug out of this.

However, when the corner of his eye swept over a certain position, he suddenly found that the figure who stood up turned and took a bottle of salt flowers from another table, walked back, and sat down again.

Huh?

What's the situation?!

"Hey, what do you all look at me, all of you are pretending to be serious people one by one, it's just hypocritical! Despise you! ”

It's loud.

Yang Lao Er crossed Erlang's legs and pointed at the country,

"It's all spicy chicken, huh! You learn more from my idol brother's vision, it's just vicious, where in the world can I find such a pure girl, I salivate with envy... Hehe, Brother Lin, I really don't mean anything else, I just envy you... I'm different, alas..."

Yang Lao Er slammed the table, and even Lin Chou shuddered in the silence - what is this kid going to make trouble again?

"I'm miserable, I got a daughter-in-law at my mother's house, really, the kind I've never seen before!"

His acting skills have become more and more handy, his face is full of sorrow and pain,

"You don't understand! What a few doors, what bullshit, everyone's ladies, some big families are not even clean at the door of the stone lion - I have listened to the secret discussion of the family, my cousin actually has a leg with her, and he is fucking embarrassed to tell me that he can't even meet before marriage, his face is tender, and he is tender! ”

"Woooooo I really didn't even give me a chance to get rid of her... Damn it... What should I do, I'm desperate... It's not that good, a Hulunbuir will be buckled first... Brother Lin, I'm really envious... I envy you to death..."

Tick tock.

It's not sweat, it's tears.

Everyone's eyes are like upright salted fish -, is what this kid said true or false?

Lin Chou forgot that there was a line of sight behind him,

"It's... And this kind of thing?? ”

Yang Lao Er smiled with tears,

"Heh, what is this, Brother Lin, do you think this kind of thing is less? You ask Mr. Kong, oh, and the people present who came out of the big family, hey, this is not a big deal, it's not unusual. ”

Kong Laoqi shook his head,

"It's true, I also heard that the fiancée of the second child... The style is indeed not very good, and it is difficult to hear. ”

Mu Ting slapped the table,

"It's just... It's shameless! Then what are you waiting for, coming to the door, getting married, is it a man? ”

"Do you think I don't want to, believe it or not, I will be dragged back by my father with a broken leg before I get to the door of her house?"

“...”

Kong Laoqi patted Yang Laoer's shoulder,

"Brother Breast, mourning."

Yang Lao Er heyed,

"What kind of mourning, anyway, I will meet on the day I enter the door, my father said, throw it in the backyard for one or two decades, and ordinary people can live a few more years if they eat and drink well? The wives of the big families generally don't live too long, and no one jumps out to grab this position, and both sides will act as if there is no such person - but they are a little unbearable in their hearts. ”

Mu Ting looked at Yang Lao Er,

"You..."

Yang Lao Er took a sip of the fat house happy water,

"It's none of my business, I said, I won't see her except on the day of the wedding—by the way, her family sent a message that her cousin's skull was in her dowry on the day she got married, hey."

Lin Chou smacked his lips and spit out four words,

"Your circle is really messy."

Yang Lao Er spread his hands,

"It's actually quite expensive to mess up."

Two lives at the bottom, can it not be expensive?

The sack of the ball –

Everyone suddenly came back to their senses, only to find that a certain figure had sat back in a chair and was discussing the dishes on the table with the very beautiful and charming mature woman at the same table.

“...”

Eh??

Yang Lao Er said,

"Brother Lin, do you have any wine?"

With a bitter and hateful look, Lin Chou couldn't help but pat him on the shoulder sympathetically,

"Yes! Energetic? ”

"Yes!"

Yang Lao Er poured a large bowl of three-color snake wine, and his face was immediately plated with a layer of blood red, and he said in a thick voice,

"I hate it, why can't she be an evolutionary?"

Lin Chou simply took a bottle of beer and sat next to him, and handed a bottle to Kong Laoqi and Mu Ting.

"How?"

"Evolve people well, the life is still hard, when the time comes, Lao Tzu will go to the furnace mountain to apprentice, and learn the Gao family hammer method... Hey, hey, hey..."

"I... Hey? Is there a sudden darkness..."

Yang Lao Er looked around suspiciously, and found that only he was shrouded in shadows.

Lin Chou sighed,

"I guess so."

A shiny bald head suddenly appeared in Yang Laoer's sight, and it is worth noting that he has a rough-made sledgehammer in his hand.

"What are you looking at?"

The corners of the high-speed rail's mouth are grinning,

"Look at you."

"Who are you?"

"Someone who can teach you the Gao family hammer method!"

"You... Who the hell are you, you're crazy, what are you me for..."

"Let's go out and talk."

"I'll tell you how I'm feeling today... Oh... Damn, you hit me? Lao Tzu fought with you! ”

"Bang"

"Bang"

"Bang Bang"

There was no longer the voice of Yang Lao Er outside, only the regular thumping sound mixed with the miserable howl of being held back - and the scolding of the high-speed rail.

"Say your mother!"

"Learn from the high family hammer?"

"Lao Tzu taught you!"

"What's wrong with the Gao family? Offended you? Eat your rice? ”

"Flim Flam! What is it! ”

"Bang Bang Bang"

Yang Lao's second scream,

"Brother, brother, I was wrong, brother... Who the hell are you... I was wrong brother... I'm really..."

It's another string of bangs, bangs.

"Lao Tzu high-speed rail."

“...”

"Remember, Lao Tzu hit you for your own good."

“...”

"Lao Tzu, I saved your life today!"

“...”

"Say, how to repay Lao Tzu!"

“...”

"Say!!"

"Brother... I... I... I apologize! I was wrong! I... I can compensate you for the loss of your reputation... I was wrong..."

"How much to lose!"

"One hundred thousand, I only have ten... Broken legs, broken legs... Twenty... Oh... Forty... Eighty, eighty!! ”

The playful sound of high-speed rail,

"Eight hundred thousand? All right! ”

"Bang"

"Eight, ten!"

"Bang"

"Eight, ten!"

"Bang"

"Eight, ten!"

"Whew... Brother, brother doesn't bring so... Oh... Count, brother, huh-"

“...”

The corners of Lin Chou's mouth twitched.

Hmm, what should Ben Shuai say now, the mood is very complicated.

Huang Dashan took off the fiber balls in his ears and took off his leather armor boringly.

"Tsk, 100,000 blood earns, 80 no loss."