Chapter 978: Rogue Sales
Su Yourong too, weakly asked this unreliable master,
"Wet Tiger, let's do this... Can you really sell it?"
No matter how you look at it, it looks like a second-class dealer selling dog skin plasters! Or a second-class dealer at a roadside stall!
Lin Chou smiled ugly,
"Huh! Can't sell?? β
Su Yourong shrank her neck, she was a little frightened by Lin Chou's expression.
The roaring convoy began to slow down, lining up into the narrow entrance of the Loop corridor that barely reached the width of four cars in parallel.
Lin Chou carried a flag and planted it at the gate, this may be the legendary red flag display crowded.
The eyes of the evolutionaries were very good, and after seeing the words on the flag, the overall expression of the sea of people became weird.
A certain impassioned style of painting on a triumphant return is gradually being lost.
The evolutionaries who were driving in front saw Lin Chou and stretched out their heads to say hello,
"Oh hello, Boss Lin's slogan is good~"
"When we come back, Brother Lin, you have to prepare your skills!"
"If you don't drive the car, you can't delay, hehe."
All kinds of trucks with a difference in service years of service of a few years or even tens of years old were full of bones, tendons, broken nests, soft crystals, etc. of living corpses and bloody corpses, and drove side by side with black smoke, and the pungent smell made Lin Chou almost cry out in his eyes.
Su Yourong's face was all pale,
"Wet... Wet Tiger..."
Of course, no one in Mingguang is afraid of the dead, not to mention that this carload is still the corpse of a living corpse.
But this taste, not only is it a very naΓ―ve little Lori, but even a guy like Bai Qiongshou who has been tested in the wilderness can't accept it.
The white dome looks like he's going to vomit,
"I really didn't expect that after completely dismantling the living corpse, it would taste like this... Spooky..."
Lin Chou said strangely,
"You've guarded the corpse tide so many times, shouldn't you have gotten used to the smell of living corpses a long time ago?"
The white dome pinched his nose,
"When we were defending the city, we stood tall, and all we could smell was the smell of corpse clouds, but it was much better than this... Besides, everyone was busy fighting desperately, and where did they pay attention to what the smell of a living corpse was? β
β......β
Like, it makes sense, too??
Although a living corpse is called a "corpse", what grows on the body is not really ** meat.
It's just that the taste now, including Lin Chou, almost everyone prefers that it's just carrion...
The trucks all passed, and when they arrived at the neatly dressed garrison, Lin Chou suddenly pulled over the protruding little squad leader who shouted the trumpet was still the team leader.
The team stopped as soon as it swooped, and hundreds of people in the small phalanx were staring at Lin Chou.
Even the white dome capital was startled by Lin Chou's movements,
"Lin Zi, what are you crazy about, delay the task of the garrison, they will really do it!"
The team leader actually saluted Lin Chou very politely, but the words he said were a little confusing.
"Hello, Boss Lin Chou!"
With a straight face, a serious mess.
Lin Chou smiled slightly and whispered to the team leader for a while.
The squad leader's face was full of surprise and surprise,
"Really??"
"It's a must!"
As Lin Chou spoke, he suddenly waved his hand behind him, smiling brightly.
The team leader looked over suspiciously, and happened to see General Ye standing upright in a certain car and smiling and nodding to the two.
Then, General Ye closed the skylight and sat back in the car, muttering strangely, "This kid has changed sex today?" Didn't you like to see me before? β
Seeing this, the team leader who was pulled by Lin Chou waved his hand,
"So what are you waiting for, swipe your card."
"Brothers! Turn left~! Toast... Bah... Serve the bowl! Dry! β
White Dome: "??? β
He didn't see the eyes of Lin Chou and General Ye Lao who "spoke freely", and the soup spoon fell to the ground in fright.
"Am me Nima? Shady? What kind of operation is this? β
The first team drank the soup with a bang, put the bowls back on the table, and saluted and left.
Then there was the second team, and Lin Chou muttered to the team leader next to him.
The squad leader said happily,
"Swipe the card, swipe the card, all of them are there, turn left~ and drink!"
Team 3,
"Turn left, drink!"
After that, the team that came over didn't need Lin Chou to say anything, the captain swiped the card, drank directly, and left after drinking.
In this way, the speed at which the white dome head Su Yourong and Wu Ke took a big spoon to serve the soup was obviously not enough.
Rolling reluctantly snorted a few times, and with a wave of his hand, all the soup in the soup bucket surfaced, evenly divided into hundreds of sizes,
"Tons and tons ~"
Su Yourong admired it very much,
"Guess what the wet tiger said? I want to know..."
After a while she muttered again,
"Can this fool the garrison? The wet tiger is amazing..."
Wu Ke was so heartbroken that he couldn't breathe.
He clutched his chest exaggeratedly, trembling.
Why, exactly!
Why is this Lori's three views so distorted, where is the focus of her attention, hey!
Are you a demon?
The white dome had an ominous premonition, and hurriedly called Lin Chou over,
"Lin Zi, you... Don't do anything stupid... The one who just passed... Didn't you see any flashes on your ID card..."
What kind of garrison commander can get tens of thousands of circulation points at will, and even if they can get it, they are willing to pay out of their own pockets to treat their subordinates? The swiping action is obviously fake!
Lin Chou, this kid is stupid, he can't live his life!
Lin Chou smiled,
"Will you take a closer look?"
The white dome looked again,
"Huh?"
Did I just hallucinate...
"Linzi, what the hell is going on?"
Lin Chou rubbed his stiff face with a smile and didn't speak.
The white dome feels even worse,
"What the hell did you say?"
Lin Chou squirmed his lips while smiling at the garrison soldiers passing by to drink soup,
"I'll just say that this is a medicinal diet for alien beasts that can immediately recover to their best state and speed up the recovery of internal injuries, but in order to avoid misunderstandings among those scattered hunter teams, you still have to swipe your card."
"What's going on behind that!"
Lin Chou said innocently,
"The back is their own brush, and it has nothing to do with me."
The three teams in front of them are really just swiping for a look, as for the back ones
Lin Chou didn't say it, of course they didn't ask, and the captain in front of him naturally followed suit.
White Dome: "??? β
As for the garrison, I can't hear what the teams in front of me are talking about, since the big shopkeeper of my own house has nodded, it must be Boss Lin who was instructed by General Ye, if I don't do this, wouldn't it seem that I am stingy, and the soldiers under my hands will look at us?
Isn't it just to advance some money, it's a big deal to go back and report the account.
Thinking about it, they are all quite happy and happy, isn't this a good opportunity for General Ye to give himself a warm brother~
Hey, Knock Ness!
At this time, Boss Lin was silently thinking:
I hope that Old Man Ye will not faint in surprise when he sees this month's reimbursement list.
The head of the white dome turned, as if he understood something.
He said weakly,
"Pit! Aren't you just playing a scoundrel, even if the old general finally pinched his nose and confessed... Are you really not afraid that he will bombard Yanhui Mountain or something? β
Comical~
What pit?
Can you speak?
When I was a child, I didn't catch a big set, this can only be called a routine at most.
Besides, we also saved Old Man Ye a lot of money in medical expenses and pensions, and the effect of pig blood soup is much better than that of ordinary strange beast bone powder, so-and-so demon roots, and other bizarre things.