Chapter 1335: Life Is Not Worth It!
Life is just so boring and unsatisfactory.
For example, Su Yourong has clearly awakened into a living beast-eared little Lori and has a super soft and super fluffy snow-white tail, known as the bloodline descendant of the wolf god and the fallen elf who guards the abyss of Paris's evil fire, with various attributes and blessings, dexterity, tenacity and elegance, but this can't even make the shredded potatoes she cut thinner than her fingers;
Wu, a young researcher at a scientific research institute, inherited the seeds from a golden goblin miner, "born with a keen sense of smell for various minerals and artist-level creative ability" will not make him promoted and raised, Lin Chou feels that the reason is 100% that the old bastards of the scientific research institute are as disappointed as themselves that Wu Moumou has not become a green-skinned little monster babbling with a mining pickaxe;
More than two and a half meters tall, the half-weight Moon Hun captured a dangerous evil fire puppet alive as a physique template, claiming to be only willing to rely on the strongest creature of the evil fire puppet I don't know if it was the wrong medicine or because of something, and there was no idea of running away and letting Sister Dayue Hun explode into fireworks by the way, always acting as a qualified skin style and with exquisite flame tattoos and long hair, beauty is a beautiful fairy is a fairy, but the role of this thing is limited to quenching the surface of the plate when the big-breasted sister brushes the plate...
"Heh~"
Lin Chou fiddled with the brilliant physique seeds in the small storage box.
This group of spicy chickens who only know how to rub rice all day long is the same as the physique seeds of the braised north and south, and they will always be expected to send charcoal in the snow.
ββOn the third day when he wanted to escape but couldn't escape, Boss Lin was very uncomfortable.
And the wandering demon and Huang Dashan shattered the eyes of the civilians, and the huge battle was extinguished by Sister Dayue's efforts to catch a dog.....
The wandering demon felt that this was a very good puzzle exercise to improve the genes of the dog group, after all, it was not possible to find a pseudo-sixth-order giant beast like the Four Dogs anywhere, if it wasn't for the reproductive isolation being too evil, he even wanted to borrow a kind of envoy from the Rolling Lord for the dogs.
But Sister Otsuki insisted that after the waist of the four dogs fell into a weak state, the quality of the hair would decline and become dry and hard, and even bring more serious consequences, and the final result was that the synthesis of the six gods that she had worked hard for more than half a year failed, and gave an example that the waist was not good?? Prince Dashan's barren baldness is the best proof of this.
The mountain master, who was pressed to the ground by the wandering demon and rubbed for several hours and innocently lay on the gun, immediately turned his face - Lao Tzu's hair was shaved by your own hands and the cold tyrannosaurus, and you still don't forget to sprinkle a handful of salt on Lao Tzu's wound?
However, he forgot that he was facing an armed madwoman who could fight against Leng Han, who was wielding an extremely dense metal weapon without losing the upper hand, with pure physical strength alone...
As a result, nearly 600,000 civilians and 20,000 well-known evolutionaries witnessed the Wandering Demon and Huang Dashan being swept away by the four dogs in their hands, and the mountains and rivers were shattered.
Miserable, miserable!
The two old men were beaten alive, with only a few strips of cloth left on their bodies, and they ran away with their bare buttocks in the dog's hair.
Sister Dayue Hun retreated, dozens of tons of self-weight "dog hammer" with gold stars in her eyes, and she was dragged back to the back mountain by the tail by the red tree without the ability to resist, and made a wide trench on the ground, whimpering and tearful.
Eyeballs jumping all over the place!
"Mom, damn, it's worthy of being a spare boss lady model, and sure enough, it's still the shape of Boss Lin..."
"Good guy, I hope this family of three doesn't quarrel, otherwise Mingguang will have to tear them down"
"Where did the family of three come from?"
"Boss Lin, Lieutenant General Leng, Sister Dayue Hun don't mind a family of three, you can't count me?"
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A group of evolutionaries who had not come to Yanhui Mountain to see the world fell into thought:
Oh, it turns out that in addition to her unapproachable medical skills and various ill-intentioned home remedies, this armed madwoman's combat effectiveness is actually so outrageous!
No wonder, no wonder the group of high-level bigwigs with their eyes on the back of their heads on Yan Huishan still nodded and pretended to be the third grandson, and it was not the outrageously good-tempered Boss Lin and the rolling adults who were on guard?
There are also countless warriors who are demented on the spot, and Harazi is overflowing.
Such a strong, so beautiful, such a vigorous posture, such a violent aesthetic Valkyrie, isn't this the perfect match that every martial artist family dreams of!
The sky has no eyes, why does she fall in love with a vulgar awakener?
Woo woo...
In the afternoon, the trembling Bao Er brought Lin Chou a piece of news that made him angry:
"Old, boss, the mountain master and the wandering demon took the sword blade hunting team and the dog herd, and walked in the direction of Waiyin Mountain."
Bang dang!
The frying pan in Lin Chou's hand smashed on the ground.
I, my yellow sand worm, have been stolen?
I ran away in a team and was cut off?
The entire evolutionary on Yanhui Mountain shivered at the same time, the cold hair stood on end, and the low-pressure cyclone continued to control Yanhui Mountain, and the air seemed to be frozen.
"Then, that boss, I, I'll go first..."
Lin Chou silently picked up the pan, and the group bar formed an iron lump.
"Hey, wet tiger, are you swollen~"
Su Yourong was wearing an out-of-season furry coat, which made her pointed ears and big tail look less abrupt.
The corners of Lin Chou's mouth pulled a sneer,
"Good boy, you say, what should I do if someone robs the master's business?"
"Clams?" Su Yourong conjured up a frying pan out of nowhere, and waved it vigorously, "Knock him!" Knock him hard, of course! β
Lin Chou nodded in satisfaction,
"Well, that's right."
"By the way, how's your collection?"
mentioned that Su Yourong had to dry and oil the collection that was carefully maintained every day, and the little things immediately became distressed,
"Hmph, no, a lot of expressions are repetitive!"
Pan pouring is a highly technical job, so far only Sister Dayue Hun and Lin Chou can perfectly extend a person's facial features and expressions to the pot.
The power is the most basic, and it also tests the professional gestures and aesthetics of the pot holder.
Lin Chou counted out 100 pots from the system cabinet,
"No, it's still 200, I've been a little bit of a hand lately..."
Lin Chou smiled, very kind,
"Hmm, then the master will make you a set of emojis in a few days, okay?"
"Okay, okay..."
Su Yourong was so furious by Lin Chou's sudden kind smile that he was like falling into an ice cave, and he just wanted to run away quickly.
"Ahh
It's night.
Some evolutionaries witnessed the 5mx5mx5m special super-giant model drum washing machine sent by Bao Er's younger brother that day being thrown from the more than 200-meter-high home tree into the ancestral mountain, burning like a meteor, and the impact sound was deafening.
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It's the winter solstice, don't forget to eat dumplings!