Chapter 1337: Embarrassed
The cold air cyclone on Yanhui Mountain seems to have entered the stage of a dead cycle.
At this moment, half of the evolutionaries are chanting Huang Dashan-
probably thinks that only Huang Dashan's shiny bald head can make Boss Lin happy again~
If not, then let him die!
There may not be many people who will find it an eyesore when the mountain master is alive, but if he hangs up, there must be more people who set off firecrackers to celebrate.
Under the super-large fish tank that is enough for the horseshoe crab to swim unimpeded, Lin Chou marinated the osmanthus cicada, fried the sesame oil bean treasure, roasted the bear heart leech, three dishes and one soup, and drank Kole~
At this time, I also want to get some out-of-season osmanthus cicadas to eat, and the discerning person knows at a glance that if it is not commonplace, it must be the owner of the restaurant who enjoys it here.
It just so happened that today the owner of the restaurant and the Sikong were there.
To say that Sikong Gongzi is also confused,
"No, what's wrong with you? My wife kidnapped?? ”
The evolutionary outside, how smart his eyes are, the 12345-level evolutionary alienation is all used to engage in gossip, and when he heard Sikong's level of nagging, a mouthful of old blood spurted out-
In short, there are different thoughts:
Good guy, although you are a God of Wealth, you have to speak with a conscience, who stepped on a horse and ran away from the Cold Tyrannosaurus is an old birthday star who hanged himself for a long time?
So the question is, the boss lady wants to run away with you, how do you choose?
Run, be hammered to death on the spot by the angry Boss Lin, or a shovel thousands of miles away from the world nuclear level;
If you don't run, it'll be lively...
The old lady abducted you and ran away because she could afford you! Looking down on my Tyrannosaurus rex's heyday beauty? Give me death!
Hey, hey, hey, wrong, according to the above language logic, the cold tyrannosaurus is the one who was abducted, carefully review the question, hey~
Cut, what about Nima and here, this is the wrong question, this question will be put on the college entrance examination, we dare to say so! It's just that the title is wrong! Wrong is wrong!
Of course, there are some lesbians who think a little differently:
Wow, it's amazing, it turns out that straight men are chatting like this, it's much better than chicken soup, but it's a pity that it can't be recorded...
Lin Chou's eyes were empty, as if he didn't hear what Sikong was saying: "Tons and tons of tons~"
"Why are you so unqualified, holding grass, and drinking Kole as wine? It's easy to mislead children into knowing? Sikong scolded his mother while reaching out to hook the osmanthus cicada.
"Let go, osmanthus cicada mine!"
"The customer is God knows, doesn't he?"
"Get out!"
Sikong smiled, and the two green source crystal tickets were pasted on the table on the spot.
"Two hundred! One! ”
"Take it, take it, take it all..."
"Heh~"
Outside: "...."
Someone shouted,
"Boss, boss, give the whole thing the same big steak, you want to grill it with salt, just the inside of the cat and the mouse~"
Then I listened to the very unhappy voice of Sister Dayue Hun coming,
"Nope! The boss is on holiday! There is salt-baked chicken, pig's blood soup, money, meat, Kole beer and snake wine, which one do you want? ”
It was quiet outside for more than ten seconds, and Sister Dayue's impatient voice came again,
"Do you even order?"
"Ahh Dot, dot..."
Sister Dayue Hun was on duty, and no one dared to raise any objections, and the bill was paid accurately.
It's good that Sikong is also an awakened person who doesn't speak right, and he understands the ins and outs of things from the intermittent discussions outside.
Sikong's eyes widened, and he spoke righteously,
"It's just not human! Did they really do that? ”
Lin Chou: "Clams? ”
Boss Lin was a little confused, wasn't Ben Shuai's little sullen who couldn't sit on the table so reasonable?
Sikong's eyes flickered,
"This can't work, Lin Zi, let me tell you, if you let go of this opening, no one will dare to do this in the future, can't you! How can you run away when the time comes? ”
"Huh??"
Lin Chou pondered: Yes, why am I so angry!
"So what am I going to do and beat them up?"
"No," Sikong stood up and walked around the table, holding a cup of Kuole with a serious expression, "You can't just beat them to death, it's not educational at all." ”
"You drink less Kuale, you still love to drink this thing on your body, Bai Amateur knows that you can't just lift my small restaurant?" Lin Chou said, "Come on, come on, the person who becomes the principal is different, tell me what tricks you have?" ”
Sikong looked at Coke and then at Lin Chou,
"Grass, my friends are gone."
"Don't beep, I'll fill it up for you!"
"It's pretty much the same," Sikong thought for a while, "In this way, let's give them a trick to draw salary, hehe, I finally got a wave of fifth-order alien beasts, and when I came back, I smashed my hands directly, and directly let them pay for them as underwear!" ”
Lin Chou's eyes rolled,
"Eight hundred wounded enemies and three thousand self-inflicted losses? I'm not going to do it..."
Sikong sat next to Ling Chi,
"Joke, the three thousand in this department is also the number they can count correctly? You don't have to worry about this, Lin Zi, as long as you sneak away and take me with you next time, you will be able to take care of this matter~"
"Is enough of the headmaster?"
"Hey, hey, hey..."
"Don't do it! Who's going out on vacation to carry a time bomb, you hang on the reputation of Lao Tzu outside, and you will stink better than Uncle Warlock in an instant! ”
Sikong immediately gave a reasonable suggestion,
"Then bring the Warlock with you!"
"Ahh
Anyway or not, it seems reasonable for the warlock to take the blame.
Sikong saw that Ling Chi's heart was moved, and he continued to cast bait,
"To the north of the Black Sinking Sea, far, far away, I heard that there is a completely frozen sea, and the trench is full of king crabs!"
"Shhh Ling Chi's eyes widened, "King crab? ”
Sikong nodded,
"I've never seen real ice outside of the original effect when I'm so old, you must know that the king crab before the cataclysm lived under the ice, that's called authenticity, what is the thing we eat now, it's not original at all."
"Reliable, isn't it?"
"Absolutely reliable!" Sikong snorted and took a sip, "The navigation beacon I just got from a sea hunting team a few days ago, the pure vision map, I relied on various islands and reefs to find the right place, you can say how precious it is, I heard that they stayed on the ship for 3 years before they turned out of that ghost place." ”
"King Crab King Crab King Crab..."
Ling Chi turned his hands behind his back and turned around.
"King Crab King Crab King Crab," Sikong whispered like a demon at a crossroads, "Purebred King Crab with legs that are longer than your legs~"
"It's done!" Ling Chi stomped his foot fiercely, "When are you leaving?" ”
Sikong hey hey Yile,
"Hurry, when I know Uncle Warlock, I have to count on Uncle Warlock's crayfish to pull the boat when I go so far away."
"Oh," Ling Chi waved his hand, "Get out, I'm going to pack my luggage, and by the way, I'll arrange Chiqi's work for the next two days." ”
Sikong scratched his head,
"What else can she do? You've run away, where are you going to smash so many plates for her? ”
“.....”