Chapter 1357: It's Not a Bird's Problem, Can It Be a Bird's Problem? (below)
Compared to the status quo of the Mingguang Cataclysm, Lieutenant General Leng is really not hardcore - at most, it makes the cabin space a little cramped.
Dozens or hundreds of Kumamoto coquettish postures, red faces, stupid eyes...
Lin Chou sat down among them, and he felt a little cramped in this meeting.
It's stuffy, and my heart is pounding.
He tugged at his neckline.
"I see you're a little hot," Leng Han said, "Why don't you help me take off my coat first?" β
"Oh..."
Lin Chou didn't realize that there was anything wrong at all, and stood up with a promise.
Of course, Leng Han didn't either, cooperating with Lin Chou, tilting his head and stretching out his arms, revealing his delicate fragrant shoulders.
His hands were on Leng Han's neckline, and half of his little coat was torn off, and a lightning bolt clicked down in Lin Chou's head.
You're a little hot...
Help me take off my coat...
Somehow, looking at each other, they saw something strange in each other's eyes: despair, helplessness, and collapse...
There seemed to be a non-existent cold wind blowing through the crows, and the movements of the two gradually rusted to death, like sculptures.
Outside the hatch.
Zhong Xiaomian and a few little sisters who were not afraid of death crowded one after another and slammed Sikong on the door and eavesdropped.
Sikong's little body rested in the middle of this group of women, it was like bean sprouts growing in the cornfield, and the little native chickens entering the flock of ostriches.
Shivering, unable to move at all.
After holding it for a while, Sikong finally couldn't bear it anymore,
"Who, who pinched my ass, and you still reached in and touched it??"
No one cared what he said, not even a few extra hands on his butt.
The thickness of the hatch couldn't stop the high-level evolutionaries who were deliberately eavesdropping, and a group of people heard the voice of the cold brigade from inside:
"I see you're a little hot, why don't you help me take off my coat first?"
The girls were very excited, and their hands were strengthened.
Zhong Xiao's face was flushed, and fine sweat broke out,
"The master is actually by my side, iron, the iron tree is blooming?!"
The sisters chimed in:
"Cow, cow!"
"How can it be??"
"I can't imagine that the cold team, who has thick eyebrows and big eyes, will secretly be so skilled in the whole business."
"This wave, this wave is called taking the initiative to take the road of Brother-in-law Lin, so that Brother-in-law has no way out."
"It's burning, oh don't squeeze me, I can't even hear it."
"You say, with such a strong person as the cold team, can my brother-in-law stand it? Is the cold team going to be on it all the time? β
"So what, save your waist!"
"Something is wrong with you!"
Sikong who was slammed on the hatch by a group of big-shouldered waists burst into tears, and he had already begun to regret joining in the fun to eavesdrop.
My butt is blue, maybe it's swollen.
The unusual bouts of hot flashes that followed the movement in the cabin and the sound of a whole circle of short, tolerated breaths made him feel very childishβand a little faintly excited.
My goddamn charm!
They wouldn't do anything to me, would they?
Wait, what am I excited about, what the hell is wrong with me?
Uncle Warlock, where did you go?
Help, save the kids!
......
Early in the morning, Sikong squirmed around as if he was sitting on a nail board.
Uncle Warlock said very well,
"You human beings, especially young people, need to exercise to know it, if you sit for a long time, you will have hemorrhoids, but it's not a big deal, take hemorrhoids in the air, this warlock only charges you 99998, good quality, low price, safe and painless, opening reward, you can take half of the effect first to experience the effect and then decide whether to take it all."
"Why can you take half of this thing first??"
As he spoke, Sikong's mind already had a tragic picture of his buttocks bleeding.
"Phew, I don't have that thing, it's, it's..."
It's just that the butt hurts.
Sikong glanced at the female men who were surrounding Leng Han over there, and he wanted to speak and stopped, and his heart palpitated.
At this time, Lin Chou rubbed his hind buttocks and swayed out, and the eyes of the warlock and Sikong "tortured" him together.
Lin Chou Mo Ming panicked,
"Look, look at what to see... Is your ass numb? β
Uncle Warlock fell into thought.
"Are you numb?" Sikong blurted out, "Am I playing so big with the two of you??" β
Lin Chou: "....."
Not far away.
Mimi: "I have concealer here, your neck..."
Bandit A (sneer): "Why do you always hold on to your waist, Team Leng?" β
Zhong Xiaomian: "Is it big?" Cool or not! What the hell is back pain?! β
Bandit B (obscene): "Really shook it for a night?" β
Leng Han was furious, and Wushuang danced wildly.
The bandit brigade was full of flying people, and while flying, they sighed that the physical strength of the high-level evolutionaries was so good, so envious, they were all like this.
Then, the atmosphere was quite harmonious - except for Zhong Xiaomi, who was tied to the bow of the boat to fish for sharks.
At the level of Lin Chou and Leng Han, their perception of the body is very buggy, and they didn't have time to think about it when they had to inch in last night, and they came back early in the morning.
The food is all identified by Lin Chou's skills, there shouldn't be a problem, could it be the bird?
No, no, no, how can the problem of the bird buckle the pot on the bird?
Then there is only one truth...
So the source of the problem, Zhong Xiaomi, was hoisted on the bow of the boat to show his gratitude.
The bandits reliably deduced that the cold team was most likely really grateful to this birdman for being crooked and promoting the plot, otherwise Zhong Xiao's face would have been cold eight times - as for shark fishing or something, jokes, this can also be regarded as a punishment?
Leng Han pursed his lips from time to time, and suddenly blushed and wandered, which made the bandits look scratching their hearts.
A few guys gossip with the Mi family instructor sisters,
"Is that so memorable?"
"You don't even talk about the object, you know a fart, the old lady told you, you're getting old."
"Don't you have no partner?"
"Sister Mi, Sister Mi, when will we organize a blind date for our brigade, the garrison garrison has been stationed in the North Sanmen Heavy Brigade 3 times, and the young men are Peugeot, suck..."
"We are at sea for 365 days and 360 days a year, what's the use of you looking for a target, it's better to practice the wandless spellcasting technique."
"What's so good about men, the same sex is true love!"
"Shhhhh
The Mi family sisters are a pair of yellow flower daughters, and it's not boring to discuss with a group of female hooligans?
The mouth was perfunctory, and he threw this matter to Sikong as soon as he turned his head.
Well, the son of the Buddha of the Wan family is also suitable to solve the problem of sisters' singleness.
Sikong: "Abaaba..."
Sikong Gongzi, who was just beaten like a wolf and a tiger last night, and now his butt still hurts, saw the hungry eyes of these guys like wolves and tigers, and he panicked.
- I feel that if I don't give an answer on the spot, these girls can eat my son raw.
So, Sikong's eyes rolled,
"What is Wu Ke? Do you like that bite? There are a lot of high-quality single teenagers in the scientific research institute waiting for you to soothe them, all of them are white and tender, fresh and delicious, and there is nothing else in the eyes of the science and technology nerd except the laboratory, you think about how honest that group of people is~"
Mi Sisters: (?? Ο??)
Bandit Brigade: (?? Ο??)
After pondering for a while and exchanging glances with each other, this group of old ladies couldn't wait to think of several action slogans.
"Shhh
"Don't do it, what kind of thing is this, the physical strength of those weak chickens is shorter than the old lady's fingers."
"I'm going to have to."
"You won't be of use if you have a chance, when will you still pick and pick up the skinny."
"You can cultivate it slowly, I'm afraid you don't know, except for a bunch of old guys in the scientific research institute, all of them are young and young, and the door is not out of the door, so tender..."
"Wu Ke is quite handsome!"
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