Chapter 1367: Boss Lin is so tired
After serving Leng Han's uncompetitive father, sending away the mountain of customers and Yingying Yanyan, and beating the little apprentice again, Lin Chou finally had time to soothe his broken mentality.
"The world is not worth it..."
Boss Lin sighed at a rolling, a dog, and a snake.
"Whew~"
"Wang~"
"Hiss, hiss!"
Lin Chou rolled his eyes,
"You know the world of hammer grown-ups!"
In front is a mountain stream, and in the back is ?? Spring and cliff, Lin Chou gathered a huge red and bright bonfire, which was spread out in turn:
a lump of saber-toothed bear breast meat brushed with honey sauce, about 200 catties;
A whole big yellow sheep that has not been alienated is about 100 catties;
The front legs of a whole small waste wood deer are about more than 800 catties;
As well as a variety of heroes, snails, king crabs, sea bass, groupers, various vegetables, carrots, etc...
Yes, that's right, that's how much professional counseling costs.
Rolling on two short legs, holding a large clay jar with a capacity of fifty liters in one hand, he licked it carefully for fear of breaking itβit was full of high-quality honey that Lin Chou forbade him to eat.
weighs ten tons, and the whole meal of 50 catties of honey shouldn't affect weight loss, right?
The four dogs can be regarded as caught today, although the bones all over the mountains and fields are all his old man's...
However, where is the meat smell of the bones, what's wrong with the waste wood deer, the cooked waste wood deer is the dog's favorite from today!
As for the scarf, oh no, the snake followed it for only one purpose, to sell gall for a living, to make wine for everyone.
The flames licked the ingredients on the grill, and the hairball didn't like the fire very much, so he dangled twice on Lin Chou's head, and rode the mount Mao Niu into the back mountain to play by himself.
"Traitor!"
Lin Chou took down a sea shrimp full of yellow fat from the grill, took off the shrimp brain, and pointed at the two goods and cursed.
White-eyed wolf, you master's sparse mentality doesn't know how to help fight?
"Bang~"
Lin Chou's beer bottle touched the billowing honey pot,
"Whoever wants to toast with you, don't drink it all up, tell you, make an exception today for this can, and if you don't drink it, you are not allowed to drink it again!"
The devil knows how many bamboo shoots and corn-flavored hard candy are stuffed into the mouths of this group of evolutionaries and the warblers and swallows every day, and this big fat guy must have blood pressure off the table now.
Don't think that evolutionaries and alien beasts won't get sick, although the chance is very small, but once they get sick, it will be much more troublesome than ordinary people, and Wei Tianxing's fat man cutting his appendix to borrow a knife is the best example.
Lin Chou threw a piece of roasted sabertooth bear meat into the mouths of the four dogs,
"It's so dry, the barbecue really doesn't support people, I have to cook a soup..."
"Huh, Lin, Boss Lin?"
The voices of several evolutionaries suddenly came from behind Lin Chou, looking at them wearing big pants and draped in big towels, obviously preparing to secretly soak in the hot spring while no one came.
"You're there too..."
"Ah, sorry, then we withdraw."
Lin Chou rolled his eyes and said,
"Meng Dazhe, right, there are no women now, why are you sneaky, if you want to soak in the hot springs, go to the hot springs."
"You remember my name?" The strong man in the lead scratched his scalp and said in surprise, "Isn't this afraid of disturbing you and Uncle Rolling to catch up." β
Lin Chou waved his hand and said,
"Go and bring me a pot, I'll make a soup, what should you do, eat barbecue and come and roast it yourself, there is beer and happy water."
"Gotcha~"
Three or five people moved the pot, sat down to toast, and every other day a colored joke made Lin Chou happy.
In a large cauldron, deer, bears, and all kinds of bone-bearing meat were thrown in, and celery roots, onions, carrots, and other things were boiled, and soon an attractive aroma came out.
Meng Dazhe was only 3rd order, and he didn't dare to touch the meat of the saber-toothed bear, so he removed a few fat and thin yellow sheep ribs, and gnawed on them.
"What kind of soup do you call this, I've also cooked bear meat and venison, why doesn't it taste like this?"
Lin Chou said,
"As for bone broth, where is there anything special, whoever cooks it has this taste, but the bones are roasted on the fire before entering the pot until the oil comes out, and the fishy can add barbecue flavor."
Meng Dazhe snorted,
"Onions and tomatoes are also roasted?"
"Yes," Lin Chou said, "and the devil pepper, the fresh pick the reddest, roast and finally throw it in, very fragrant, but this method of roasting all the ingredients in the stew is not the best for the beast, I have always felt that the seafood soup is the most flavorful in this way." β
Meng Dazhe made up for it in his brain, but he didn't make up anything.
"Boss Lin is just amazing."
Lin Chou asked,
"By the way, why haven't I seen anyone send snakes over in the past half a month, my little inventory is about to run out, is the price of Mingguang rising or is the price I gave too low? In the past, snakes had at least one basket a day..."
"There may be some changes in the Snake Valley, I heard that the water is rising? I don't really get that thing, I've been afraid since I was a kid..."
Meng Dazhe scratched his head and said,
"And the strength of our little broken team is generally low, and we don't dare to enter the Snake Valley, oh yes, do you want the sparrow, it's the little sparrow of the zero order, the kind with black and white spots and blue spots~"
Lin Chou said strangely,
"How did you get it, it's not too much, isn't that thing not easy to catch?"
Meng Dazhe laughed and pointed to the guy with the sharp-beaked monkey cheeks opposite,
"Ask him."
"You can call me a monkey," the guy laughed, "Some time ago, I didn't eat a bite of the fish for fishing ingredients, and I was so angry that I threw all the ingredients, but the next morning outside the camp the place where I threw the fish was full of drunken sparrows, and you know how timid that thing is..."
I'm sure he's a professional angler.
Lin Chou asked with great interest,
"Can you have it every day? How to calculate the price of this thing now in the base city? β
Meng Dazhe said,
"A dozen less than 10 points of circulation? It's all the children in the base city who get this, and they can't catch one for a few days, and they don't have a price if they don't become large, so they are basically sold to the stalls to make barbecues, and they are exchanged for some rice and noodles or something. β
"It's a loss, the zero order won't be so low, right..."
Meng Dazhe said,
"Hey, no one wants this thing, not everyone can eat it for ordinary people, and the evolutionaries don't look down on it, besides, those guys who are engaged in stalls have so black hearts, and they may earn more than Bafang Lou in proportion..."
Lin Chou nodded,
"It's a little interesting, it's not easy to get this thing, you bring a batch of dishes to try another day, and count them for you according to 10 and 15."
Meng Dazhele's mouth was grinning,
"No, it doesn't take time to catch this thing, just piggyback on it, don't go online with us."
Lin Chou said,
"I like these weird things the most, and I vaguely remember eating them when I was a kid, and they tasted good."